Tips, Tricks, Arguing, and Bullshit

[Jared77]

Was the guy that robbed them black or white?

They said he was black. He put a gun in their face, and scared them half to death. They said he didn't get much money but took other things as well. Laptop, phone, their bank cards and I'd etc. I ask if it was the same guy who was giving them problems because they wouldn't work for him and they said no. But in my opinion it was most likely a buddy of his.

[Member #5083]

Just some seldom discussed insights that have served me well over the years:

1. I always avoid providers with the names Princess, Goddess, Diva, Queen or any other similar self bestowed title of overinflated importance. High maintenance and drama.

2. Stay away from ads that say "One night only" or "Only in town for a short time". I wonder who or what they are running from that they can't stick around a while.

3. I never call chicks that charge by the pound. There should be an inverse relationship between girth and donation.

4. Age. Same as rule #3. Unless they are posting on a granny fetish site their advanced age should reflect in the number of roses they expect. Pay extra for wrinkles? Sorry, not my thing.

5. I prefer some spelling / grammar errors in a post. Too many and they are probably tweaking and geeking on something, but perfect syntax, spelling and sentence structure and they may be too smart and devious (or LEO).

6. Pictures are worth a thousand words. I could write a book on this one. These are your biggest clues in helping you decide to take the plunge. I never call on ads without photos.

7. Always be skeptical of out of state area codes. See rule #2.

That's it for now. Be safe.

These are all very good points of advice and mainly pertain to ads where you don't already have a trusted review of the girl. Number 6 is most important to me. You really need to scrutinize those photos to look for flaws so you can make a clear headed decision whether you want to see her or not, or so that your expectations don't set you up for a big disappointment when she answers the door. I don't care how hot a fellow monger says a girl is, if there is not a pic, either get one from her or forget about seeing her. Just get a VIP membership on TER sometime to see how many nasty looking girls get 8's, 9's & 10's from some of the reviewers. I know tastes vary, but I think the phrase "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" was coined to make ugly girls feel good? Nothing against homely looking girls in general, I am just speaking in the context of paying for sex.

Now to piggy back on Azztro's post, some advice to those novices once you make a decision to see a provider based on her ad & who hasn't been reviewed. I am referring to incall only.

1. If it's a hotel or residence don't park in front of the door. If it's a motel, I like to park on the opposite side of the building and walk around.

2. Just bring your car keys, donation and a cover with you up to the room.

3. Deadbolt the door behind you.

4. Check the bathroom and behind the shower curtain once you arrive. If it's an apartment or house it's riskier, but at least lock the door to the room you will be using.

5. Ask her to get undressed before you do.

6. This is the tough one, and depending on my comfort level, I might forego it. When she asks you for the donation, show it to her and ask her if it's ok that she doesn't take it until you are finished. You can place it on a table or somewhere where you can easily get to it if her pimp comes banging on the door. If she makes a big stink about it, I would just leave.

I have found that it's a good sign when a provider welcomes you with a hug & a kiss and allows you to roam your hands around her ass and between her legs. If she answers the door naked or in her underwear, you are pretty much good to go.

[GhostRider50]

Nothing is more discouraging than to log in for some solid intel from trusted brother mongers, and have the pages filled with bullshit, and arguing. Thanks for adding this section for those of us who do want to vent, *****, opinionate, etc. Its all fun to read, and process, however, I live outside of Ctown, and when I come to town I depend on the intel I get from senior mongers. I do like to street shop mostly, but do indulge in the BP jems that occasionally surface. The only tip I have is under no circumstances does anyone get my cash until the deed is at least underway, believe me, it is not a deal breaker. I will show the cash, but it doesn't leave my possession, and if its a cash and dash then that means it wouldn't have happened anyway. Also, the 2nd and 3rd time does not necessarily make for a "trusted regular". Understand that the provider is there for the cash, once she gets possession of it, it is her primary mission to get it over with. Yes a few get it, and treat it like a business, but very few.

[Midwest Dude]

I just found out why Cake and Sailor were unavailable for a little while. They were robbed at gun point by a worthless POS. We sometimes forget the chances these girls take. These two girls are amazing treat them well. And if you know who scared them half to death find a way to make them pay.

Was the guy that robbed them black or white?

[PsHappy]

I agree, it's bad enough to deal with all the other bullshit we have to deal with when it comes to some of these providers. We need the bro's before ho's mentality.

Not everyone has the same level of ability when it comes to research and experience. Let's all help each other enjoy the game as much as we can. Treat the providers well but treat your fellow mongers better. There's no substitute for true feedback. There are a few key things I'm always hoping to see:

1. Is the provider legit?

2. Are the pics a fair representation?

3. An idea of the menu. Especially some of the key options.

4. An idea of the rate.

Everyone's taste varies so if I know she's legit and the pics are close to accurate, then I can decide if I am interested in the look. Finally does the menu have options for me? If so then I can decide if the price = the pics + menu.

[Azztro]

Just some seldom discussed insights that have served me well over the years:

1. I always avoid providers with the names Princess, Goddess, Diva, Queen or any other similar self bestowed title of overinflated importance. High maintenance and drama.

2. Stay away from ads that say "One night only" or "Only in town for a short time". I wonder who or what they are running from that they can't stick around a while.

3. I never call chicks that charge by the pound. There should be an inverse relationship between girth and donation.

4. Age. Same as rule #3. Unless they are posting on a granny fetish site their advanced age should reflect in the number of roses they expect. Pay extra for wrinkles? Sorry, not my thing.

5. I prefer some spelling / grammar errors in a post. Too many and they are probably tweaking and geeking on something, but perfect syntax, spelling and sentence structure and they may be too smart and devious (or LEO).

6. Pictures are worth a thousand words. I could write a book on this one. These are your biggest clues in helping you decide to take the plunge. I never call on ads without photos.

7. Always be skeptical of out of state area codes. See rule #2.

That's it for now. Be safe.

[Spin R Man]

Just to add to my last post, it's bad enough that we have to read the fake reviews by the providers (reviewing themselves). We have to deal with fake pics, outdated pics and rip off artist. The only way to know is to see them ourselves or get reliable info from someone we trust. I've had providers text me all pissed off because I didn't give them the review they wanted. Well I won't lie about my experience or what they look like because I don't want to be lied to by other mongers. Were here to help each other in my opinion so let's do it. We all have different taste so someone will like a provider no matter what she looks like, so let's be honest. There are several mongers on this site that are very reliable who I would trust, lets all be that way.

I agree, it's bad enough to deal with all the other bullshit we have to deal with when it comes to some of these providers. We need the bro's before ho's mentality.

[Jared77]

I just found out why Cake and Sailor were unavailable for a little while. They were robbed at gun point by a worthless POS. We sometimes forget the chances these girls take. These two girls are amazing treat them well. And if you know who scared them half to death find a way to make them pay.

[Jared77]

Just to add to my last post, it's bad enough that we have to read the fake reviews by the providers (reviewing themselves). We have to deal with fake pics, outdated pics and rip off artist. The only way to know is to see them ourselves or get reliable info from someone we trust. I've had providers text me all pissed off because I didn't give them the review they wanted. Well I won't lie about my experience or what they look like because I don't want to be lied to by other mongers. Were here to help each other in my opinion so let's do it. We all have different taste so someone will like a provider no matter what she looks like, so let's be honest. There are several mongers on this site that are very reliable who I would trust, lets all be that way.

[Jared77]

Originally Posted by Redemption45 View Original Post.

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Yeah I checked her out as well. Was quick. 60. Just never had interested to submit a review. Looks almost like Katy Perry in person.

Josh88 Quote.

I am by no means a Katy Perry fan from an artistic or physically attractive perspective. I don't think Katy's body is anything special but this girl does not remotely resembles Katy Perry unless she is using fake pics. Let's not delude ourselves into thinking we are doing hot chicks at these prices. What if there were no photos and we were operating in the early 1990's when there was no BP or other ways to verify a provider's looks before setting up a date, and all you had to go by was someone telling you this girl looked like Katy Perry? Wouldn't you be a little disappointed if this is what answered the door after having that expectation?

http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...ecial/19427450

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http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleE...ecial/19427450

I agree with Josh88 , take off the fucking rose colored glasses with inch thick lenses, at least when your recommending a girl to others. Let's help save each other time, money and disappointment. If you like her it's ok to say so but don't tell us she looks like Katy Perry. Maybe this girl lost 40 lbs and looks different now, if so she should post some updated pics. I remember this girl from the east side and Reynoldsburg area, she wasn't my type so I passed. I wouldn't pass on a Katy Perry look-a-like.

[JustHereNow]

JustHereNow, I didn't notice this was in a fight thread. Sincere apologies, had I saved the content I would repost it but I didn't. I will remove the infraction from your account. Please feel free to repost.

My only explanation is that this is a new thread, I'm not used to seeing it. Not an excuse mind you, 100% my fault, but it was an error on my part.

A2

Thank you! The only content I had posted was asking how to be unmoderated. Iv been a senior member for quite sometime, always providing legit info and all that and thought it was time that it was lifted. No big deal either way but that was all I had posted.

[Dapon]

CBus has always been labeled as a cowtown. Maybe "Cowtown Downtown Bullshit Club" or in the spirit of National Lampoons movie Vacation, we could call it "Sully World" instead of Wally World.

Other suggestions. "Take off the panties and grow a pair" or "CBus Manly Mongers, no Douchbags need apply".

Later.

[SpaLunker]

Just my opinion but it doesn't pop.

BoBo put your grannies panties on and crawl back under your rock. How many different aliases do you have now? 8? 10? I lose count.

Obviously counting isn't one of your strengths. Of course moderating a sex forum doesn't require math skills. Or any marketable skills for that matter.

[Jared77]

I probably didn't help hitting JustHereNow with a flag in error (seriously I'm sorry and that infraction is gone) but I did my part in giving BoBo a smack, that douche has been trolling this forum for years.

Oh yeah, I made it sticky as well, like BoBo's (SpaLunker's) panties.

A2.

He sounds like a real douche bag, having 8 to 10 aliases. I suspect a few mongers and providers in the Cincy area have a few of their own. You can check the IP addresses, we can't, but even without that it's fairly easy to spot them. Love the site and I think it will continue to grow in popularity.

[Admin2]

It's hard to get it going without some post to respond to. Maybe A2 could throw some post in here from the review treads of which belong here in the first place. Give them a little warning then throw them to us, LOL. This is where we can share our opinions, argue and ***** a little. I like the Octagon in Cincy, check it out. I can see it now.

Opinions, Bullshit and Arguing AKA " The Battlefield ".

I probably didn't help hitting JustHereNow with a flag in error (seriously I'm sorry and that infraction is gone) but I did my part in giving BoBo a smack, that douche has been trolling this forum for years.

Oh yeah, I made it sticky as well, like BoBo's (SpaLunker's) panties.

A2.