Space Cadets

[Mongerlicious]

I have been a quiet member of the forum for many years now, probably pushing close to ten years I'm not exactly sure. I made my first post almost 6 years ago but have only done a total of nine posts. I am looking to become more active and get upgraded to senior member status and was wondering what the requirements were for the account to be upgraded. I couldn't find any information on the requirements, any guidance would be appreciated.

If you have been lurking in this from for 10 years then you should have figured out how to find info provided here. Just maybe look around occasionally because if you bothered to look through the forum FAQ's you would have found your answer.

Senior Members are former Regular Members who have been members for at least 6 months and have made 25 or more contributions to The Forum. Senior Member's reports are held briefly until they are reviewed by a Forum Moderator.

[TineyeThomas]

I have been a quiet member of the forum for many years now, probably pushing close to ten years I'm not exactly sure. I made my first post almost 6 years ago but have only done a total of nine posts. I am looking to become more active and get upgraded to senior member status and was wondering what the requirements were for the account to be upgraded. I couldn't find any information on the requirements, any guidance would be appreciated.

I beleive it's at least 25 quality posts. Maybe the administrator can clarify.

Thomas.

[MelbGuy5]

I have been a quiet member of the forum for many years now, probably pushing close to ten years I'm not exactly sure. I made my first post almost 6 years ago but have only done a total of nine posts. I am looking to become more active and get upgraded to senior member status and was wondering what the requirements were for the account to be upgraded. I couldn't find any information on the requirements, any guidance would be appreciated.

[True Pair]

All great information. Thanks everyone.

[GoldToof]

You can go to Any Lab Test Now in Palm Bay or Merritt Island. They do not accept insurance but all tests will be kept off of your primary care medical history.

Good to know, thanks Kelly!

[ItsMeKelly]

You can go to Any Lab Test Now in Palm Bay or Merritt Island. They do not accept insurance but all tests will be kept off of your primary care medical history.

[JayJayTwo]

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.

Yet another hobby related thing where it's better in Orlando! This topic is actually discussed fairly regularly on the Orange County boards. The below posts are all from the past couple of weeks. For purposes of discretion, it may well be worth traveling to Orlando.

There are health dept clinics as well as some clinics on Obt. I believe they can do results over email. I know for a fact quest labs also has an app that you get results on you never get any mail. Good luck. Stay safe.

You can go to your Dr by law they have to keep your records private, online companies offer discreet testing at nearby clinics and results are via email. I go to The Center off Mills Ave in Orlando. They offer rapid 15 minute HIV testing all other test are pee in a cup, sent out for testing with results in 7-10 days. You will receive a phone call if anything positive. Nothing sent to your house, ever. One thing to remember, HIV can take 3 months for the virus level to get high enough for testing and chlamydia is just days, both often have no symptoms. Use condoms with wife until you are all clear. Women often have more symptoms than men. Your Dr would probably be the fastest with results. I had a condom break. I used condoms with the wife for months before I could verify I did not catch anything. I would always use condoms as I really do not want a baby momma.

Play safe.

"The Center" also provides free on-site testing, with results given while you wait. Its totally discrete, including a discrete parking lot. There are 2 locations, but the one with the testing facility is at 1200 Hillcrest St, Orlando FL.

[HardHat69]

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.

Affordable Care Clinics on Georgia St. (Malabar and Babcock) in Palm Bay has a STD package. I think it is around 2-300 if you don't put it through insurance.

[Hawkeye49]

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.

I believe there maybe some discreet ways of being tested by signing up on line, making an appointment with a testing spot in your area. I've never tried one but others I know do it from time to time. It is expensive and I don't know if you have to pay online with a cc or if you can ultimately pay cash. Here are a couple but there are more if you do a search.

https://www.questhealth.com/shop/sex...E&gclsrc=aw.ds

https://www.cvs.com/minuteclinic/ser...uate-and-treat

[Lmunu]

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.

I have used jasonhealth.com before. You can order your own lab tests. Simple and easy just don't use shared email address for the results.

[BigStud47]

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.

Local health department.

[True Pair]

What's the best way to get tested for STD's without a lot of paper trails for the attached guys? Always wondered about this if something happened. Try to keep covered up most of the time but I've been slipping here lately.

[Hawkeye49]

Yeah, this hobby would be soooo much easier as a single guy. With an SO at home, I clearly can't take anyone there. Though, candidly, I'm not sure I'd do that even as a single person, just seems risky in and of itself. Regardless, setting up a hotel is tough as well. First, there's the risk of the SO seeing the charge on a credit card. Plus, even the extra time commitment in finding the hotel, getting checked in and whatever else, really cuts into the amount of "play time" that I have. Then there's the concern about any unusual smells, if the chick smokes weed or cigarettes, if she uses perfume or even any oils from a massage. Perhaps a bit TMI, but I even worry about my junk smelling different from the norm or having any residue from any activity, I make sure to wash my crotch thoroughly! Similarly, I also worry about having stray hairs on my clothes or any other thing that might even remotely suggest I spent time with a female. The SO is also a big part of the reason I've got a hobby phone. My number, the text messages, any apps, all completely separate from my personal phone. While I'd probably still have a hobby phone even if I was single, the SO pretty much requires having a hobby phone. Trust me on this, with an SO involved, one has to go to great lengths to ensure discretion!

I enjoy reading some of the clips about being in the hobby and also having an SO. The things we have to do to play. At one point I actually had 3 ladies on seeking I was seeing and all three were willing to accommodate me by getting a room on their own cc and trusting me to pay them back, which I always did. One of them was always willing to meeting me in the morning around 8 am on either Saturday or Sunday. She would get the room near where she lives the night before and meet me the next morning for 2 plus hours of non stop fun. Fortunately for me my SO sleeps in on weekends and of course many of us like to exercise in the mornings.

The other young lady had morning shifts at work during the week and she would get a room the night before and I would meet her at 6 for several hours of fun before work. Again my SO sleeps in and I like to schedule business meetings early to start my day!

The last one I only got to meet once and an early check in was arranged for that day. I have afternoon meetings from time to time on the space coast so it was not unusual for me to be up there.

I guess the moral to all this is where there's a will there's a way and if one searches hard enough you can always find someone who's willing to work around the challenges of a married man.

[HardHat69]

So the crazy-ultra UTR chick that I mention from time to time contacted me last week. She does that sometimes, reaches out to see if I'd like to come by. This time, I tell her I'd love to see her but I can't as I'm really low on cash. What with the SO, I can't easily withdraw random sums of money from the bank. Brief aside, you single guys have it so much easier! Anyway, she replies, tells me I always take care of her so she wants to take care of me! Don't worry about the amount of cash, just come on over! I reply, ask her if she's sure about that, yep, absolutely, get your ass over here! I'm there 30 minutes later, she greets me wearing a sexy form fitting dress, grabs my junk through my pants and leads me back to the bedroom. Clothes off, BJ, standing K9, mish, CG and finish in K9. My girl cleans me up, helps me get dressed and out the door. I had a Jackson and a Hamilton and left those for her on the way out. And no, she still is not agreeable to having her name on the boards, trust me, I've asked repeatedly! Hence putting this review (if that work applies) in Space Cadets. Sorry, even though it's of very little value to any readers, I felt the urge to share it anyway!

Well for me, this pretty much defines a "mutually beneficial relationship".

[JayJayTwo]

Thank you JJ2 for the advanced lesson on covering your tracks. I may need that information someday, if I ever find myself attached to a S. O. I did see a provider a while back who thoughtfully made sure I had no long blonde hair anywhere on me before leaving. In another incident, after a different encounter / provider, I found a long black hair in my bathtub. It clearly wasn't mine. Live and learn.

A friend of mine, yes, actually a friend, NOT me, had a side piece for a bit. He's out at a bar with her, they get pretty tipsy and end up banging in the back seat of his car in the parking lot. She gets out to go to her car and drive home, he pulls up his pants and heads home as well. It's late, the SO is in bed asleep, and he heads to the bathroom. Upon disrobing to shower, he realizes the condom is still on his dick! As he tells it, in about 3 seconds flat, he's got the condom heading down the toilet and he's in the shower with the water immediately turned on so as to rinse him off! I mean, it should be "Getting Some Side Action 101" that you got to dispose of the condom before heading home to the SO!