Space Cadets

**ForMyLadies972** · 03-20-23 15:10

BigNeal; How is what he wrote "jealousy"? The monger had a lackluster massage at your establishment, felt he overpaid for the services he received.

I am not the owner. I don't smash on others for how they feel. That is B. S.

I don't use "throw away" names. I have this one.

Clearly he has you snowed too about me. I don't have to defend anyone. All establishments know who is who and they know who is a bad customer and who isn't. They can see crap customers coming a mile away.

Get off your high horses. My reply was a polite way of saying just stop already and grow up.

**Willie24** · 03-20-23 13:27

Originally Posted by BigNeal [View Original Post]

How is what he wrote "jealousy"? The monger had a lackluster massage at your establishment, felt he overpaid for the services he received, and he reported it on here so others will be aware. Exactly how the board is supposed to work.

I've been to Mila / Serenity a few times (no longer) and have felt the same. That all the massages were just "meh" and the level of tips the ladies want for the services they deliver are far too exorbitant (I. E. They want 100 for "full nude" but only deliver topless and do "back away" as BrevardMonger wrote).

You sure do seem to clap back / insult ANYONE "lighten up on the garlic" who writes anything negative about these two shops. You sure do sound like the owner / manager of Mila / Serenity too (damn girl, how many fake profiles do you have?

Now, I have been reading with interest all this bs on AMP experiences in Brevard and quite frankly find it entertaining, but most certainly cautionary! Having AMP owners writing their own glowing reviews, fighting with each other on these pages, learning about the various places: Serenity, Mila, TC Palm, etc. Etc. Just leaves me shaking my head! I'm wondering why on earth anyone would want to go to any of these places for a lackluster massage and occasional happy ending. Granted, the AMPs in Orlando certainly have it down to a science especially the one where you just pay a flat 200 Mario's and it's off to the races with no holds barred!! Those legitimate reviews by Senior Forum Members are at least truthful and I honestly haven't read anything that wants me to beat a path to any AMPs in Brevard! Meanwhile, I just keep seeing Krys in Palm Bay for 150 Mario's for an hour session that includes a good massage and a out of this world happy ending in a safe and clean home! Or better yet, drive up to Merritt Island and see Liberty'O Love at her new massage studio for a professional massage session probably ending with (god only knows what kind of ending) but I'm sure you will leave happy! IMHO!

**BigNeal** · 03-20-23 12:02

How is what he wrote "jealousy"? The monger had a lackluster massage at your establishment, felt he overpaid for the services he received, and he reported it on here so others will be aware. Exactly how the board is supposed to work.

I've been to Mila / Serenity a few times (no longer) and have felt the same. That all the massages were just "meh" and the level of tips the ladies want for the services they deliver are far too exorbitant (I. E. They want 100 for "full nude" but only deliver topless and do "back away" as BrevardMonger wrote).

You sure do seem to clap back / insult ANYONE "lighten up on the garlic" who writes anything negative about these two shops. You sure do sound like the owner / manager of Mila / Serenity too (damn girl, how many fake profiles do you have?

Originally Posted by AsiansForMe123 [View Original Post]

Jealousy is not a very becoming trait.

**BrevardMonger** · 03-20-23 11:04

Formylaides972 (who is the owner / manager of Serenity / Mila posing as a monger: "Dude, will you STOP calling me out for my obvious shill posts?! I'm really sick you you mongers calling me out on my BS! I'm trying to earn a living and my shill posts (that all are all poorly written and vague on specific details) for my shops are me as the owner trying to get you idiots to drop full service level tips to my girls for a lackluster massage and topless. If any of you other a-holes are going to call me out, I'll create another throway profile and bash you too!

Originally Posted by ForMyLadies972 [View Original Post]

Dude, you aren't adding anything of value here. You are welcome to live in your fantasy world but leave the rest of us out of it. Try adding some useful information. Bashing on establishments and other forum members is not why we are here. We all have our opinions about places and providers and that's fine but enough from you.
FML

**ForMyLadies972** · 03-19-23 19:10

Originally Posted by Wirat [View Original Post]

Is there any provider at Serentity or Mila that you aren't enamored with Shallow Hal? You always seem to have nothing but rave reviews of these places and the girls then you badmouth anyone else who says otherwise using your chicken $hit "throw away" profiles you create here. I got a bumper sticker or T-shirt I can make for you; "Traded my 401 K for a Handjob and Bottled Water at Mila". I will leave one at the front desk with the dorky Chinese kid for you.

Dude, you aren't adding anything of value here. You are welcome to live in your fantasy world but leave the rest of us out of it. Try adding some useful information. Bashing on establishments and other forum members is not why we are here. We all have our opinions about places and providers and that's fine but enough from you.
FML

**ForMyLadies972** · 03-19-23 17:27

Originally Posted by Wirat [View Original Post]

Is there any provider at Serentity or Mila that you aren't enamored with Shallow Hal? You always seem to have nothing but rave reviews of these places and the girls then you badmouth anyone else who says otherwise using your chicken $hit "throw away" profiles you create here. I got a bumper sticker or T-shirt I can make for you; "Traded my 401 K for a Handjob and Bottled Water at Mila". I will leave one at the front desk with the dorky Chinese kid for you.

Jealousy is not a very becoming trait.

**Wirat** · 03-19-23 16:49

Originally Posted by AsiansForMe123 [View Original Post]

Despite the recent AMP fodder, I happened across Bella at Mila when I saw her.

Fellas, run don't walk!

I don't think I can get enough of that woman. Dammit man!

I hope she stays for a while or at least returns.

Is there any provider at Serentity or Mila that you aren't enamored with Shallow Hal? You always seem to have nothing but rave reviews of these places and the girls then you badmouth anyone else who says otherwise using your chicken $hit "throw away" profiles you create here. I got a bumper sticker or T-shirt I can make for you; "Traded my 401 K for a Handjob and Bottled Water at Mila". I will leave one at the front desk with the dorky Chinese kid for you.

**BrevardMonger** · 03-08-23 11:10

OK, so, because I'm an actual monger who frequents various establishments around town (and not a female owner / manager shill poster), here's a new review:

Last week I was looking for something different. Stopped by green tea on Wickham to see if they had new girls working. Youngerish Chinese girl wearing a headband took me back (didn't catch her name). Didn't have a lot of time so I opted for the 30 minute. 15 minutes or so of decent massage and tease had me worked up enough for the flip. On the flip a reasonable tip was negotiated. Had a nice body that I got to sample while she worked her magic. Good ending and I felt great. Quick shower in the little stand up they have there and small water bottle and I was out into the afternoon sun. Good time, will repeat.

Now. To Eva (or whatever your name is) Formyladies / mickeymstr. Sweetie, here's my retort:

1. You absolutely are a shill poster for Serenity / Mila (same owner). Both the handles I called out are 100% you. Don't deny it. I'm a professional marketer and I know advertising copy when I read it (I write it myself). Your "reviews" under both handles are amateurish yes, but still ad copy promoting your establishments (with a little bit of friendly banter with actual mongers thrown in for good measure). If anyone doubts me, just read the reviews under either of these names and all you'll find are shill posts for these two establishments. You even have a "call to action" for god's sake. Its just so obvious. I suggest copyhackers.com (you can learn how to write better copy here).

2. MM3 and you are one in the same. You know "him" for a long time because you are one in the same person. Want more proof, you both posted glowing reviews of "Grace" at Mila (strangely lacking any specific details about her) but glowing praise. Two separate mongers, posting reviews that are obviously written by the same person. Within the same hour on the same day.

3. The fact that you agreed with another monger that Orlando is a long drive to go to Milk proves nothing. That's a throwaway line. As to your "calling me out" for being jealous and / or a spa owner myself. That's laughable (just read my reviews) and so clearly projection on your part (or is it gaslighting?) - either way its a defense by someone who is guilty of something by saying "I'm not X, YOU are".

Originally Posted by ForMyLadies972 [View Original Post]

Wow, dude, here we go, I'm infamous for my normal long winded speeches. I get abused for it all the time and I'm not trying to fight with you. And Willie may kill me but.

1. I guarantee you I am not the Mila or Serenity owners or managers period end of your insanity.

2. Neither is MM3 I assure you as I have known him for a long time. We have the same tastes as well. But I'll let him answer for himself when he finds your silly nonsense posting.

Here is my two cents as a retort. I report the way I do because I'm not into giving the fun away and I respect the employees. I would like to share with others my generic experiences as each customer is different and likes different things. So I mearly post enough to say, look fellas, here is a good one, go check her out and leave it at that. I simply don't detail because YMMV and I'm not taking the heat because someone was a dufus or simply the employees were not comfortable with them yet or ever.

3. Pay attention, I happen to agree with PB on the Orlando issue. Do you really think an owner would even bother answering that? Which brings me to my last point. 80% of your reviews are about Mila or Serenity. If you hate the girls that much, and it's too expensive for your taste. , why do you keep going back and then writing crap reviews? I'll tell you why.

**ForMyLadies972** · 03-07-23 20:41

Originally Posted by BrevardMonger [View Original Post]

Agreed PB! Impossible to find Hot Asian FS in Brevard, Sadly. Because of this, Mila is quite overpriced, IMHO, and yes, I've been there several times and know of what I speak. $80 for an hour of massage and then the girls want just about FS $ for basically a HJ and maybe a quick, partial view (No touch). No thanks. Hey, if you want to go to Applebees with a girlfriend / wife and spend $100+ on your dinner / drinks (and you think your frozen microwaved steak is great), knock yourself out. When I want steak, I'd rather spend just a little more and go to a real local steakhouse, or even a Mortons or Ruths Chris.

Eva (if that's the Mila / Serenity owners name) does have a great business model though, got to hand it to her: Convince mongers to pay close to FS price without having to have the staff actually provide FS (wth the legal and other risks that involves). Oh. Also - the two "mongers" you thanked in your post, Formyladies972 and MickeyMstr3, are both actually Eva (or whoever owns / manages those shops) posing as a monger. Their shill posts are quite entertaining but all involve talking up Serenity without providing any real details. And they always tell you to "be nice", of course.

Wow, dude, here we go, I'm infamous for my normal long winded speeches. I get abused for it all the time and I'm not trying to fight with you. And Willie may kill me but.

1. I guarantee you I am not the Mila or Serenity owners or managers period end of your insanity.

2. Neither is MM3 I assure you as I have known him for a long time. We have the same tastes as well. But I'll let him answer for himself when he finds your silly nonsense posting.

Here is my two cents as a retort. I report the way I do because I'm not into giving the fun away and I respect the employees. I would like to share with others my generic experiences as each customer is different and likes different things. So I mearly post enough to say, look fellas, here is a good one, go check her out and leave it at that. I simply don't detail because YMMV and I'm not taking the heat because someone was a dufus or simply the employees were not comfortable with them yet or ever.

3. Pay attention, I happen to agree with PB on the Orlando issue. Do you really think an owner would even bother answering that? Which brings me to my last point. 80% of your reviews are about Mila or Serenity. If you hate the girls that much, and it's too expensive for your taste. , why do you keep going back and then writing crap reviews? I'll tell you why. You are in fact the owner of another massage parlor or the boyfriend of one in this area and Your business or girls business is getting killed by Mila or Serenity. If you can't play with the men, stay on the porch because nobody cares. Sure I could go to Orlando and get a fantastic FS at Milk for 2 bills, but I really like how I am treated and I ensure they know it. Why? Because I can and Eva is not the owner or manager, and I am very happy with her service. And I say be nice because there is no reason not to be nice.

**RoughSea** · 02-16-23 07:01

I agree its one's opinion, YMMV, etc. , but how about we provide a little respect the providers that are working hard to provide quality service in our area. Not capt save a ho, more of a treat them nice, like we want to be treated, so we continue to get what we like for a fair price.

Originally Posted by Sparky1984 [View Original Post]

Thats what we are here for, to talk about pussy. To many damn capt save a ho's on here. Its ones opinion, get over it.

I'm not totally sure, but every provider I have been with knows about this site, visits regularly and doesn't need anyone running to tell them what is written as they are reading it themselves. Kinda naive to think they don't. But I do agree your opinion is your own, you have a right to it, but it is also getting old seeing a senior member such as yourself continually bash the same provider every time anyone says anything about her. Every time? Sure, maybe not. But damn near close to.

Originally Posted by BigStud47 [View Original Post]

So it appears the forum is no longer for just us mongers as fellow mongers like to go run their mouths to providers about what is written. My opinion is my fucking opinion. I haven't spoken my opinion about a certain provider in damn months. So to say every time some post about them that I bad mouth them is wrong. Because almost every time a certain member post he mentions her name along with about two other. Do you see me comment NO so to go and say I do to the provider is wrong of you. If you do why like what I have to say there is a ignore list you can put me on. I truly don't give a crap. I will speak how I want. Take what I say now back to her and have a blast..

**Sparky 1984** · 02-15-23 10:43

Originally Posted by BigStud47 [View Original Post]

So it appears the forum is no longer for just us mongers as fellow mongers like to go run their mouths to providers about what is written. My opinion is my fucking opinion. I haven't spoken my opinion about a certain provider in damn months. So to say every time some post about them that I bad mouth them is wrong. Because almost every time a certain member post he mentions her name along with about two other. Do you see me comment NO so to go and say I do to the provider is wrong of you. If you do why like what I have to say there is a ignore list you can put me on. I truly don't give a crap. I will speak how I want. Take what I say now back to her and have a blast.

Bs.

Thats what we are here for, to talk about pussy. To many damn capt save a ho's on here. Its ones opinion, get over it.

**BrownBacker2** · 02-14-23 17:18

I agree that "monger" that posts the same three providers on every single post is starting to get annoying.

Originally Posted by BigStud47 [View Original Post]

So it appears the forum is no longer for just us mongers as fellow mongers like to go run their mouths to providers about what is written. My opinion is my fucking opinion. I haven't spoken my opinion about a certain provider in damn months. So to say every time some post about them that I bad mouth them is wrong. Because almost every time a certain member post he mentions her name along with about two other. Do you see me comment NO so to go and say I do to the provider is wrong of you. If you do why like what I have to say there is a ignore list you can put me on. I truly don't give a crap. I will speak how I want. Take what I say now back to her and have a blast.

Bs.

**JayJayTwo** · 02-14-23 10:06

Originally Posted by TruePair [View Original Post]

Yes I'm using Verizon. Help a brother out what's a vpn?

Virtual Private Network, VPN. It's a way to be more secure in online communications.

**BigStud47** · 02-14-23 08:03

So it appears the forum is no longer for just us mongers as fellow mongers like to go run their mouths to providers about what is written. My opinion is my fucking opinion. I haven't spoken my opinion about a certain provider in damn months. So to say every time some post about them that I bad mouth them is wrong. Because almost every time a certain member post he mentions her name along with about two other. Do you see me comment NO so to go and say I do to the provider is wrong of you. If you do why like what I have to say there is a ignore list you can put me on. I truly don't give a crap. I will speak how I want. Take what I say now back to her and have a blast.

Bs.

**True Pair** · 02-13-23 20:23

Originally Posted by ImmCat [View Original Post]

Are you using Verizon internet access or wireless service to access the site? They are actively throttling access. Use a VPN and you'll get right through.

Yes I'm using Verizon. Help a brother out what's a vpn?