2000-2004 Archived Reports

[George W. Bush]

I have to report the same for United, been there many times with H/R only. I stopped in Saturday night, slow night for them, figuring the girls would want to earn some extra cash. But, alas, no F/S was to be had. They got a tip for the handshake, but it could have been much more. Apparently, it just ain't on the menu.

[Gooch]

United has been my regular stop since the shower at Gunnison is down. Ynot is corect. HR only.

[Ynot]

Seldon,

I've been to United only once and that was a while ago. All I got was a rushed handshake. Lately they've been getting considerably better reviews, but still nothing more than a happy ending.

[Seldon69]

Has anyone received more than a HS at United?

[Gooch]

Yeah, after I posted that I realized that you weren't knocking her. I'd have to give her more than a 6.5 though, there ain't much wrong with her looks. Considering what's available in the AMP's, she's about the nicest looking girl we got, I think. I'd have to say she's just a little nicer looking than Sonia. But again, to each his own.

[Member #6131]

Gooch,
Please don't get me wrong I'm not knockin her. She just has a little more Buda belly then say Debbie. But I still like what she has and yes the rack is nice also. The reason I think that there would be no more than a HJ is due to the sliding door situation, but who knows maybe one of us will luck out. One thing is for certain is that I give them a thumbs up for the amenities ie.. steam, shower & sauna.

Bath

[Gooch]

Bath,
I'm surprised that you thought Jenny was chubby?! I thought she was pretty hot. She's a little heavier than Sonia or Debbie, but they're both pretty thin. I think Jenny's a babe. And she has a decent pair on her as well. To each his own I guess.

As far as more than hj, I think there's a 50% chance she'll do more. I'll work on that.

[JohnnyBeBad]

Original Sin- I usually don't frequent the massage parlors,but a friend who lives near Megi's talked me into going. He said I would at the very least get a great massage. He was right. I got a gorgeous Polish girl named Susanna.Paid 80 for an hour massage.Turned down a sauna or shower since I had just came from my health club.This lady gave me the full time with a great massage from head to toe.Totally professional massage.When it came time for a play,she told me that we don't do that here.But she said it with a smile.Great friendly attitude.After the massage,she got some hot towels and wiped me down.So,great massage,not sure about any extras.Maybe I'll try again.

[Member #6131]

I finally got around to going to The United Salon in Norridge on Harlem Ave, and I was very glad I did. At first I was concerned that the front door was not closed, but it turns out the main door chimes upon opening. I paid my .6 entry fee then was escorted to a room with a curtain to cover the door (turns out there is a secondary door also). After disrobing I was then escorted to the steam room, which was very nice and relaxing. After that I was then taken to the table shower where Mr. Happy started to wake up. Then after the shower there is a dry sauna. So, I was rather impressed by the amenities of this Spa. Now comes the massage, which for me is critical since I have a bad back to the extent of having had surgery, and I have a nice long scar and Hardware to boot. The massage was above average, and if I were to grade it she would have gotten a B, which is pretty good to me. The girls name is Jenny and she is about a 6.5 in looks with an 8 for personality. She is a little chubby. It’s funny how slimming black can be until it comes off. It is really hard to say what her age might be, but she is older then early 20’s. She knows almost no English, but we got by. On the flip she massaged my front for a bit then the best part of the massage came along well also. I would give this Spa a 4 out of 5 with 5 being the best. I wonder if I’ll ever find a 5? Jenny made my day, and for that I left a tip of .45 I doubt if they’re any other extras besides the HR. BTW I called Gunninson to set an appointment with Debbie, but she is not in this week. She will supposedly be back next week.

[Flashman]

Gooch, I wish you luck at Apple.

Maybe you will be the guy that gets more than a massage and a hand shake. But, Tammy topless............priceless! (Remember to bring your face mask/eye protection)

[The Seeker #2]

New girl at Gunnison. Her name is Sue. I saw her a little more than a week ago when she first started. She looks kind of old but has a tight little body with nice implants. I think it was her first day as she did not know what she could or could not do. She said she liked FS, and offered to do "anything" next time. I've never heard of this happening at Gunnison although I've only been there a few times. I stuck with HS with her top off(no problem). Real nice T's, but very rushed. I don't know if she realized a massage was actually part of the deal. Check her out and let the rest of us know how it went.

The Seeker #2

[Gooch]

I see somebody else is having the same problem with the 1/2 hour thing. Full nude at Gunnison ended when Mona left. I've been taking a break from AMP's lately since Gunnison has gotten lame. But I plan to get over to Apple one of these days.

[Stan Hammer]

I have gone to Gunnison Spa 3 times in the last couple of weeks and each time I have been trimmed on time down from 1 hour to 1/2 hour: twice by Debbie and once by Sonia. It seems with the close of Access Spa and Bio-M in Mt. Prospect that they have been busier than usual and this may be the reason. The shower is still under construction and may also be a contributing factor. Each 1/2 hour session was good with Debbie as she let my hands roam free all over her bare breasts, but still wouldn't lose those white shorts no matter how hard I tried. Sonia is younger and prettier, but will not undress at all. She gives a good massage and great Hand Shake so it is not all bad. My goal is by the end of the year is to get a fully nude masaage at Gunnison by one of the providers.

[Original Sin]

Has anyone had any luck at Megi's Spa, it is located where the old VIP used to be. Don't let the woman that takes your money fool you, the women who give the massages are VERY hot little polish or russian chicks. The massages seem professional and are very very good, but I have not got any action, has anyone else?

[George W. Bush]

The last time I called there to set up an appt with Baby (who I have never seen), the Mamasan said she was on vacation and would be back in September. She did not specity a date, so I settled for Debbie.