2000-2004 Archived Reports

[Squat]

Last Wednesday evening, for I was near O'Hare airport, I wanted to try "Kosha" from MidnightChicago... To sum it up, one of my worst experience ever, with escorts... She's a young tall Polish gal with flabby tummy who advertises on MC as "Specializing in ALL Languages". She was staying @ Motel 6 (Room 112) on River Rd. near O'Hare. As soon as I walked in her room, it appeared as if she was living there for over a month. She had her personal shit everywhere. I placed 250 on the dresser, and laid on the bed. Without going in all details, this dumb b_tch wanted to finish me in 5 minutes... Everything was a rush-rush with giving me all kinds of "her rules" - no kissing, no touching her breasts, no greek, no 69's, no cowgirl, no nothing... All she wanted to do was just lay there and for you to finish your ONE cup and get the hell out of there... I did finish my one cup in 5 minutes, and got the f_ck out of there. As soon as I got in my car, I called the "assistant" who makes the arrangements, and gave her piece of my mind... Her reply was that "Kosha's" new, has no experience, and losing lots of customers... She offered me a discount with other gals, but I doubt if I'll ever use it... This is another case where I'm better off sticking with Chinese Apartments...

[Bullshit]

Went back to Gunnison's, even though I said I would never go back. Wanted to see an old friend mome or maybe its momi? Anyway I was told she's not there and was rushed to a room, older women came in and I was turned off right away.

I got up and told her sorry but I was looking for an old friend and left. This women was at least in her mid 40's and a 2 on any scale.I left so fast that I didnt even get her name.

Gunnison and United have gone to shit in the last year or so! What the fuck?
I said it befor but I wont be going back.

[Jasper Malloy]

Yet another fruitless trip to Gunn the other day. Not much more to say beyond that, I got the same lady again. Polite, not friendly. Good massage.

Anyone had different results? Am I just getting the wrong dame?

[George W. Bush]

Anyone know what became of Penny from Gunn? She was at New Look for a while, until the bust there, and I lost track after that. She was a real gem.

[Jasper Malloy]

Had a fruitless trip to Gunn about a week ago. Great massage, but that's about it. Was serviced by an older dame who was polite, but not friendly. Didn't get her name. Did I mention it was a really good massage?

I think that at the end of the massage, she may have offered, but I apparently didn't give the proper response, since she left the room. She returned about 2 minutes later and asked if all was well, and again I might have given the incorrect repsponse, because again she left. I got dressed and that was that. Paid the hour fee for about 45 minutes, but that didsn't really bother me - like I said, good massage.

[Chicago Biker]

Looks like there may be a few other changes at Gunnison, one of my favorites Cookie will be leaving shortly, word has it she will be moving down south to the Hinsdale area, thats too bad, one of the better and service oriented girls I have found.

[Geek]

Had a disturbing trip to Gunnison yesterday. Started with a $10 increase in the 30 minute rate and got worse from there. While I was in the room getting ready, I heard a loud argument between another guy and the girls. They kept yelling about money and calling LE. I should have left then, but had already paid for the time. When Loda eventually came in, I told her I wanted my $$ back and was leaving, she encouraged me to stay and said everything was OK.

I haven't seen her before so didn't expect anything more than standard service. Loda is in her late 30's with an incredible rack & backside, but a sub-par face.

The massage was actually good for an AMP and included a nice back walk, the flip was a rough & dry attempt at a finish. I had to stop her before she caused permanent damage. I’ve been there several times and usually get pretty standard service that’s not worth talking about, this was rough.

[PittPanther]

I went for a massage at a non-AMP (PM me, and if I know you or you have a history, I'll reply with more details). The last time I gave details on the board about an American spa, the place was overrun by mongers and the girls stopped putting out for a while until the heat died down.

Since I hadn't made an appointment with anyone, when I got there they let me see the lineup. The girl I chose (Jasmine) was a cute Latina, but the massage and the HJ were both sub-par. I'll return to the spa, but not to Jasmine.

What's interesting is, after the explosion and during the afterglow and cleanup, I asked her if she worked anywhere else before. She said "Sure. I worked at a place in Addison." It turned out to be one of the jack-shacks up that way.

So now I'm dying to ask "Why work here jerking cocks all day when you could be up there just stripping and dancing (and ripping off guys) for hundreds of dollars?" But I can't ask that, it's disrepectful! So I asked her at which place did she make more money. She claimed that they were about the same.

Now I know not to believe what comes out of a ****** mouth, but I can't help wondering why a girl would leave the Addison jack-shacks and go to a place where the real-deal is expected? Maybe she got fired? Maybe the jack-shacks aren't really pulling in any dough, just an occasional sucker once a week? Or maybe the owner takes all the tip money from the girls, making it no more lucrative than any other spa?

Any thoughts?

[Bullshit]

Nothing going on in Norridge?

[Gooch]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing at the time. But I wouldn't touch this one with my dog's mouth.

[Chicago Biker]

A Friend of mine who is also a Biker, just left Gunnison, he tells me that Mamason, has been reviewing this site, so lets be careful what we say, and if its more than normal service, relate only in PM's.

[Chi Guy]

Gooch,

She washed out the inside of your mouth? Maybe she was looking for some DFK!

[Gooch]

Stopped by United yesterday, just 'cause it's been a while. Ended up with a woman who was probably 45 but looked more like 60. Best massage I've since the old VIP. But nothing else. Good thing it wasn't available, 'cause I didn't want it. Man this one was REALLY ugly, the worst I've ever seen. And irritating too. She wouldn't shut up, yet she could barely speak English. In fact, she insisted on spraying out the inside of my mouth in the shower. Wierd! Didn't ask her name because I didn't want to give her the impression I wanted to know her name. Only one other girl working, younger, but also yuck.

Unfortunately, I didn't have anything smaller than a Jackson to leave for a tip. Avoid United for now, things don't look so good.

[Bullshit]

Went to gunnerson last night and think I got Sonja that ShyHP was talking about.I have seen her befor about a year ago, but she was using a different name back then.

She never told me her new name but I'm thinking we are talking about the same girl because she also changed her hair color to a light red. Her new hair color makers her look a 100 times hotter.

I went to the room and waited for her, she came in and remembered me right away even though its been about a year. She even remembered stuff I told her about me back then , that was a plus, I knew I'd have a good time, not a great time but a good time.

Same old same old with her top less hj, at least that is all I think I got from her back then, but not to sure.I do know no bj, but I'm not sure about anything after that.It was that time of the month for her, I dont know if she told me that so I wouldn't ask for anything else or so I would next time.

My 2 cents are Gunnerson is 100 times better then United but my incall i still best.

[Past Tense]

Megi's

Made a second trip to Megi's and while I got a good massage, that was all I got. This time I was with "Donna". Nice woman late thirties / early forties. Not certified massage therapist skill level, but competent and diligent. The same casual approach to my nudity, but it never progressed in the direct that the previous occupants of the space (VIP) were known for.

As it turns out, these woman are Polish (not Russian as I had initially assumed) and sort of makes sense that they are keeping the business legit, they probably live within walking distance. I won't visit them again expecting anything other than a good massage but there is something to be said for being able to walk into a place without an appointment, and as I've gotten older I've come to appreciate a good massage.

Still, I miss the days of Royal on Irving Park in the city and being offered option one, option two or "everything". Never could resist that everything. Sigh.