The Rat Trap

**Otwist** · 09-26-14 10:21

Originally Posted by SatchBoogie [View Original Post]

Ditto this. I knew ET from that other board long ago also. He has always been willing to share information with me. Even when I moved out a town for a few years.

Zero women! Seeing a trend here.

**Jazak** · 09-26-14 08:43

Originally Posted by Sillyolman [View Original Post]

Exclamation points. I can get you a great deal.

Point taken, I'll try to ease up on that little problem.

**Satch Boogie** · 09-26-14 00:23

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

Long ago and far away, well not too far away, off Kirkman Rd. ET and myself had the pleasure of "dating" the same woman, she was Hispanic, said she was from Brazil via and. Why. See. ,she was very hot, so hot she posted as 25 year old But she was really 40, we were on another board then and when he told me she was 40 and not Brazilian (She doesn't speak Portuguese, He does) I didn't care about the ethnicity but I was stunned she was 40, she later confessed it was true, who cared she was young looking and beautiful, not many can get away with that much age spread, she simply was amazing.

Then I saw her maybe 5 yrs. Later in Altamonte at her daughters place, she hadn't aged at all but maybe gained 5 lbs. , I haven't seen her but once since, and it was in a completely different context, If she called tomorrow, I would drop everything to see her.

So yes ET is real, he just doesn't suffer fools gladly, nor do I.

Buenas tardes,

VS.

Ditto this. I knew ET from that other board long ago also. He has always been willing to share information with me. Even when I moved out a town for a few years.

**VerySlowly** · 09-25-14 19:25

Originally Posted by AncientOne [View Original Post]

Maybe you are asking a question that is too tough for ET. Fellow Mongers vouching for ET is BS. Otwist and I have a SP in common and she speaks highly of Otwist so I KNOW he is real. Maybe ET can disclose ONE SP who he has seen who can tell us that he is not a PHANTOM monger. Can be done via PM and once verified, posted here with apologies to ET.

Dork you just did it with OT, ET and I had a Provider in common,"Phantom" Bull Shit, I saw him leave one day and she was a little pissed at him because she had just had her boobs done and he touched them.

Here that? We had a provider in common! I don't need to defend him but you are full of shit.

You've accused me of things but when I called you out, YOU couldn't back it up.

I'm not surprised you and him had a provider in common because your buddy has a taste for shit and the word is providers don't like him because he gets all bent out of shape when they call him "sweety" or honey, or baby, and he gets snotty about it, guess he don't like sweet talk or affection, I'm not surprised I don't like his attitude and he doesn't like mine, Jackson put both of us on the others "Ignore list" Bravo Jackson.

Ah or Ao you are a pure troll so take your buddy fishing!

VS.

**Sillyolman** · 09-25-14 19:19

Originally Posted by Jazak [View Original Post]

Boy I hit a nerve now! Hey if you go back and look at your post you will see that you started this pissing contest with disrespecting first! If you can't take it then don't dish it out brother! Oh, and I did read ALL TWO of your reviews ass wipe! About disrespecting your name you did that to yourself way before I did when you started running that gator mouth and getting up in the middle of other peoples business. No one was talking to you, so go Lay down Mr Pinocchio and others might leave you along. Lesson to be learned here on your part. Are you man enough to lay down and learn it? Respect is a two way street and you have to give it if you want it in return.

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

Jazak.

Exclamation points. I can get you a great deal.

**AncientOne** · 09-25-14 16:46

Originally Posted by Otwist [View Original Post]

I did not ask if any dudes from the board had met ET, I know he has asked to meet several mongers from the forum, but have any of our fine ladies of Orlando ever had an appointement with ET? Some woman from this century please? Anybody, crickets.........

About a 1,000 posts with no reviews. I think it is a fair question.

Maybe you are asking a question that is too tough for ET. Fellow Mongers vouching for ET is BS. Otwist and I have a SP in common and she speaks highly of Otwist so I KNOW he is real. Maybe ET can disclose ONE SP who he has seen who can tell us that he is not a PHANTOM monger. Can be done via PM and once verified, posted here with apologies to ET.

**Ccon66** · 09-24-14 23:14

Originally Posted by PaytoPlay [View Original Post]

this is your first ever post.

And 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th.

**Pay to Play** · 09-24-14 21:38

Originally Posted by Jitsuplayer71 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I'm new to the hobby, 42 years old and had my 2nd visit today. Today I met Leilah, 18. Wow, this girl is hot. She has maybe be cup tits but I was feeling them thinking, are these things implants? They were so damn firm to the touch and her ass was so nice and firm too. Leilah and her roommate were super friendly and very nice, needless to say I had one of the best times in years, I'm going to be a regular for sure. She had some good reviews on TER so I gave her a try and happy I did.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...00-18/10448072

No offense but your post is a bit suspect to me. First you are reviewing Leilah who was the other girl in the room with my experience from last night with Jenna. (That long story is posted on BP reviews section). I can attest Leilah is beautiful but given that she shares a room with Jenna and was in the room when that shit all went down she is guilty by association. Second I find it coincidental that this comes the day after my review and that this is your first ever post. Just a few observations I thought I would point out.

**VerySlowly** · 09-24-14 20:34

Originally Posted by JacknDrive [View Original Post]

When you state " a 10 ", you refer to perfection. Anyone who doesn't belive in santa claus realizes that perfection cannot be obtained within the human body. With that being said, I do believe in 9's. I also believe Orlando has it's share of 9's, as Prague has it's share of 5's.

Dude, you need to get out more, there are so many 10's, you can walk through a 6 story former hotel in Frankfurt Germany and you couldn't fuck all the 10's in that building in a week. In fact you wouldn't get off the top floor for a couple of days.

And Central and South America has amazing women.

Amsterdam has so many Eastern European 10's your dick will fall off in a day. Forget Thailand you can't make it a block without seeing a 10 or perhaps 20 of them.

Travel, Travel, Travel.

VS.

**No Alibis** · 09-24-14 19:56

Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]

That JaguarXF made such a fool of you. I tried to tell you that kissing his ass really was not too bright. But, as usual, you just won't listen.

If you go the beginning of the Positive Escort Reviews thread, you will see that I actually am the one who started it.

As for reviews, since I have the means and opportunity to travel internationally, I am very selective about the women I see. Why see a 5 in Orlando when I can be with a 10 in Prague? Based upon the women you have reviewed (everyone should take a look), I can see that would be lost on you.

So, I think the real question to ask after looking at YOUR reviews is -- what kind of loser pays to have sex with THAT?

When you state " a 10 ", you refer to perfection. Anyone who doesn't belive in santa claus realizes that perfection cannot be obtained within the human body. With that being said, I do believe in 9's. I also believe Orlando has it's share of 9's, as Prague has it's share of 5's.

**Otwist** · 09-24-14 19:34

Originally Posted by RickyJames1 [View Original Post]

I concur with this.

Based on what? Zero reviews?

**Jazak** · 09-24-14 19:12

Originally Posted by BackJack [View Original Post]

Disrespect my by associating me with any Job. Son; "I have spent more money on spilt Liquor than you are worth before I retired before the age of 40" and you have the nerve to disrespect my name. Son I have turned down better looking women than you pay for. Before you run off your mouth I am only here for Massage Provider, if your slack mouth, half a pony trick having ass really read my reviews your would know.

Boy I hit a nerve now! Hey if you go back and look at your post you will see that you started this pissing contest with disrespecting first! If you can't take it then don't dish it out brother! Oh, and I did read ALL TWO of your reviews ass wipe! About disrespecting your name you did that to yourself way before I did when you started running that gator mouth and getting up in the middle of other peoples business. No one was talking to you, so go Lay down Mr Pinocchio and others might leave you along. Lesson to be learned here on your part. Are you man enough to lay down and learn it? Respect is a two way street and you have to give it if you want it in return.

Bottoms Up! & Having Fun!

Jazak.

**Ricky James1** · 09-24-14 18:57

I concur with this.

Originally Posted by VerySlowly [View Original Post]

So yes ET is real

VS.

**RoccoJeremmy** · 09-24-14 18:21

Originally Posted by Jitsuplayer71 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I'm new to the hobby, 42 years old and had my 2nd visit today. Today I met Leilah, 18. Wow, this girl is hot. She has maybe be cup tits but I was feeling them thinking, are these things implants? They were so damn firm to the touch and her ass was so nice and firm too. Leilah and her roommate were super friendly and very nice, needless to say I had one of the best times in years, I'm going to be a regular for sure. She had some good reviews on TER so I gave her a try and happy I did.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...00-18/10448072

Congrats, but still not trusted. Why not try one of our true girl?, then give a review and let her give you a respond because I do not buy this report. Too much coincidence that you are new, the post, the girls and the review. Too good to be true.

**Dtfbigd** · 09-24-14 17:26

Originally Posted by ExecTalent [View Original Post]

That JaguarXF made such a fool of you. I tried to tell you that kissing his ass really was not too bright. But, as usual, you just won't listen.

If you go the beginning of the Positive Escort Reviews thread, you will see that I actually am the one who started it.

As for reviews, since I have the means and opportunity to travel internationally, I am very selective about the women I see. Why see a 5 in Orlando when I can be with a 10 in Prague? Based upon the women you have reviewed (everyone should take a look), I can see that would be lost on you.

So, I think the real question to ask after looking at YOUR reviews is -- what kind of loser pays to have sex with THAT?

So 1) Your insulting the females in Orlando.

2) You rather be with international women, Mr. International.

SO my question to you is. WHAT THE FUCK are you doing on the ORLANDO forum?

By the way, keep sending those threatening / offensive PM's. And keep building up your post count with pointless BS.