The Rat Trap

[TittyManCam1]

I like variety, 18 to 50 can get it.

Plus I can't go out on dates.

One of the things I've noticed since I started this hobby is the older chics always perform. My handful of bad dates or underperformers were always younger girls. Maybe its lack of experience or maybe younger chics have a mentality that they'll always be another opportunity. I also have no interest in dating LOL.

TMC.

[IIIII]

I'm curious though, why pay to bang an old lady? I don't think I could maintain a hardon for her.

If I wanted age-appropriate chicks I'd just date. My whole effort is based on hot young girls.

I like variety, 18 to 50 can get it.

Plus I can't go out on dates.

[Chris5]

I'm curious though, why pay to bang an old lady? I don't think I could maintain a hardon for her.

If I wanted age-appropriate chicks I'd just date. My whole effort is based on hot young girls.

It should be free of charge to fuck MILFs.

C5.

[RogerOver]

UTR Middle aged mom, ex LMT who does bodywork for a few close friends. Very sexually mature lady who knows what she likes and loves getting finger banged, well more like hand banged until she squirts. 4 fingers deep all the way to the palm of my hand and she's still asking for another finger. LOL. Haven't fisted her yet, but it looks like it will happen in the near future! Double creampie finish every time she visits.

Just finished editing the 19 yer old college girl video will be uploading late tonight when I have some free time.

I'm curious though, why pay to bang an old lady? I don't think I could maintain a hardon for her.

If I wanted age-appropriate chicks I'd just date. My whole effort is based on hot young girls.

[Lars36]

Here is a case where spelling is VERY important. LOL!

The difference between an either / or or an unfortunate sequence of events! .

At being pedantic, LOL.

[SlimShady96]

I think you have skillfully written a very funny post, but in the off chance you are serious, the Cliff Notes version is, morning guy peed on the floor AND shorted her. Afternoon guy, she caught peeing in the bath tub and threw him out. She also called the girls they gave as references and a few other ladies who, presumably, have called other ladies. Karma.

Can you imagine doing shit like that to Katie (gun collector) or that tall college girl that used to host at the UCF Days Inn (kept daggers between the mattresses) or Savanna (bat shit crazy)? John Wayne Bobbett all over again.

But, yeah, I think you should go inspect the crime scene. The girl is a fun date and real sweetheart.

C3.

Thanks brother, glad someone enjoyed my humor and yes Allie is on my short list, I tried to set something up and she was blasting out of town so I blew my weekly allowance on the new AMP rage, and yes it was all that and a bag of chips, next week will be here before ya know it.

[PharmaGuy]

He was asain, the toilet is right there why piss on the floor and then short me money? And act like everything is okay? It's not!! I don't want my place destroyed bc men don't know how to use the toilet. Then to stand there and to turn on the tub and just pissin it is just wrong!! I like to be clean and keep my things clean; there is nothing wrong with that. We aren't in preschool still learning how to be potty trained. I wasn't whining; just putting a note out there to please use the toilet like a big boy!! I try to treat everyone that sees me with respect and I have enjoyed everyone who has come to see me except now. I don't want my time taking advantage of by people who want to short me either. Just saying. It's okay, the providers I talk to know these guys now and won't see them.

Allie.

Hmm, asian, pee in shower?

Usually they go for the coke!

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Dumb.

Ignore me.

[Littleshyguy]

To be pissed off then pissed on, LMAO.

Here is a case where spelling is VERY important. LOL!

The difference between an either / or or an unfortunate sequence of events! .

[Lars36]

Maybe she's pissed off right now. Lmfao. Oh I kill myself sometimes. I'm just teasing Allie.

To be pissed off then pissed on, LMAO.

[Camera3]

I think you have skillfully written a very funny post, but in the off chance you are serious, the Cliff Notes version is, morning guy peed on the floor AND shorted her. Afternoon guy, she caught peeing in the bath tub and threw him out. She also called the girls they gave as references and a few other ladies who, presumably, have called other ladies. Karma.

Can you imagine doing shit like that to Katie (gun collector) or that tall college girl that used to host at the UCF Days Inn (kept daggers between the mattresses) or Savanna (bat shit crazy)? John Wayne Bobbett all over again.

But, yeah, I think you should go inspect the crime scene. The girl is a fun date and real sweetheart.

C3.

This thing has me all sorts of confused, one guy pissing in the tub and a second guy pissin on the floor? Well if I put my inspector Cluso hat on and try to get to the bottom of this without going there and measuring the floor vs 2 pair of feet with shoes, I come to the quick conclusion that one guy was pissing on the bath tub pisser guys shoes or possibly his own. In order to determine any of this I would need to test the floor and get possible carpet samples leading to the door going out. Were these guys Siamese twins? Were they just poorly aiming each others dicks? It's all kind of weird that two guys even piss together but One thing that my research has determined is Allie had two guys over for a possible tag team, not so weird now huh? If true, that's just straight up naughty and Allie needs her ass spanked for par-taking in such illicid events, now don't get all excited you perverts! I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. This is not a porn set gone wrong, or was it? I wonder if this has anything to do with the ghosting situation yesterday? Oh well it's a toxic environment and should not be inhabited for 24 hours or until FEMA deems it as NOT FLOODED, cleaned, and ready for some good ole fuckin and sucking for coin that we all enjoy. I will be there first thing and report back, peace out perverts I got this, SS96 out.

[Camera3]

"will you promise to not pee in my bathtub or on my floor".

Yep. True story. One guy dribbled on her floor and shorted her. She walked in on the other one and caught him peeing in the bath tub.

C3.

[Chris5]

You saw him do it! I thought you found it after they had left. How did they get out alive? I know a little about you and from what I understand you're a pretty small girl so maybe you decided not to get violent but if anyone had a right, it would have been you.

Pissing is someone's bathtub, that's fucking nuts.

Pissing in the tub is a whole different craziness. LOL.

C5.

[CssnPilot]

Thanks for the info, so she's actually a little pricier than a lie. I went ahead and scheduled an appointment with Allie so I could see what all the hype was about. Allie is a little cutie and a lot of fun. She's not a college Hardbody but then again neither am I any more. She's more of your buddies 20 something year old cute daughter you want to bang LOL. Ali was easy to communicate with found her place she asked for the weirdest request I've ever gotten. Some of you guys must be really wacko, she asked and I quote "will you promise to not pee in my bathtub or on my floor, because two separate clients have done that today and I've had to clean up messes". This girl definitely has flute playing skills, with good dirty talk, nice eye contact and even the obligatory exaggeration of how big your cock is. Did the various positions overall a very nice date, I think her greatest skill is the BBBJ, you can definitely tell she has had plenty of practice. Well worth the time very reasonable rates, most likely will repeat.

"will you promise to not pee in my bathtub or on my floor".

[SlimShady96]

I walk around the corner and just see him standing there peeing in my bathtub. I was like nope!

Allie.

This thing has me all sorts of confused, one guy pissing in the tub and a second guy pissin on the floor? Well if I put my inspector Cluso hat on and try to get to the bottom of this without going there and measuring the floor vs 2 pair of feet with shoes, I come to the quick conclusion that one guy was pissing on the bath tub pisser guys shoes or possibly his own. In order to determine any of this I would need to test the floor and get possible carpet samples leading to the door going out. Were these guys Siamese twins? Were they just poorly aiming each others dicks? It's all kind of weird that two guys even piss together but One thing that my research has determined is Allie had two guys over for a possible tag team, not so weird now huh? If true, that's just straight up naughty and Allie needs her ass spanked for par-taking in such illicid events, now don't get all excited you perverts! I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. This is not a porn set gone wrong, or was it? I wonder if this has anything to do with the ghosting situation yesterday? Oh well it's a toxic environment and should not be inhabited for 24 hours or until FEMA deems it as NOT FLOODED, cleaned, and ready for some good ole fuckin and sucking for coin that we all enjoy. I will be there first thing and report back, peace out perverts I got this, SS96 out.

[Herbie53]

Ok, Allie texted me and gave me a very believable explanation of what happened and an offer to make it up to me. I'll be giving it another go and hopefully join the throngs of happy Allie visitors.

I've haven't had the chance yet to hang out with Allie, but wanted to offer my interaction with her.

Last week I commented on a post by another brother, and mentioned that I was going to be in Orlando that weekend and perhaps would try to sync with Allie. On her own, she sent me a PM to let me know she was going to be out of town that weekend, and not be available. I appreciated that effort on her part. She seems to be attentive and genuine with her communication. Just letting you know how she keeps her fans and future fans in the loop. I hope to be back in Orlando soon and will update as appropriate.