The Rat Trap

[AncientOne]

Why the hell do prostitutes / hookers that have sucked and fucked almost everyone In Orlando do this big grand speech as though they were leaving a prestigious position with a Forbes fortune company. You're not a supermodel, beauty queen or of noble status you suckband fuck and do pretty much anything for a buck. Do you all present your speech to your family for approval like the president of the United states. There is nothing glamorous about prostitution. If you're Lucky only one thing will ever come good out of it.

Swagalicious.

Dear Color Commentator Bat Shit Crazy: Whatever beef you have with Paige, and its probably simply professional jealousy, don't continue to be a hater. Paige was / is a fine person who delivered services as promised and for us mongers and that is all we care about! Best of Luck in the future Paige!

[Fisherman0317]

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!

To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.

To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!

And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.

I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.

Thanks!

Xoxo.

Paige.

Paige, We never met (I find that hard to believe) even though you were one of the first providers I hit up when I came aboard this forum. Just goes to show you, not everyone is for everyone but I followed you through all your posts and reviews with great interest. I did find my way to almost all the ladies on your list and you are correct a who's who of providers on there and some damn good eating.

Anyway, thanks for being a part of it all and safe journey the rest of your life.

Fisherman.

[Camera3]

Unless you're truly an Auburn scam you shouldn't say those words. I'm guessing you've never been to Alabama. Football is a religion there. Something I've never seen. Even in the Salons I worked at the ball games are on and everyone is watching and you better count on it taking a little longer than normal to get your hair done. I only worked for intelligent people so only Bama games were allowed.

RollTideRoll.

Swagalicious.

I was at the Sugar Bowl the year Alabama faced Miami, and, yeah, the 60,000 Alabama fans think the last two words of the national anthem are "Roll Tide!. ".

Oh, yeah, that was the year Miami won its first national title. It was a slaughter. The 'Bama fans didn't know what hit them from this little private school in wherever Coral Gables is.

C3.

[YoungHotEbony]

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!.

You will truly be missed.

Xoxo,

Cleo.

[Steve Pope]

With the obvious self review below me and the fact you are troll with no reviews and BS trolling posts you are the alter ego of one of four: SkankyStuffGym, BettyPoop, DinahDinasaur or BishopCrackHat.

Swagalicious.

Dear Detective Swaggy-shank, You might have the right thought pattern (that's a first for you), but none of the four above listed handles. Keep guessing, Pinhead! Yours Truly, the Bo Jackson Fan Club, War Eagle!

SP.

[Steve Pope]

From your blatant ORAl stupidity you are definitely ORAlly challenged and don't have a clue on the art of eating pussy as well as your trade school manners, welding I presume.

Swags.

Calling all of your multiple personalites; Sybil, Swags & Svetlana the Russian Princess.

Potsy called and he says hello to all of your split personalities. He's somewhat concerned with your bizarre behavior of late.

PanteraBenetar sure was accurate with his posted review of your poor service & hygiene. He was wondering if you had gotten rid of that infection? War Eagle!

[SweetsGym]

Thank you Paige for busting my two-girl cherry along with KatieLovett, a wild and crazy dream I'll never forget! Here's a link to my old review, I still get wood reading it today, LOL:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3519796

Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, you were a class act and a valuable member of this forum. You will be missed!

SYM.

That was an amazingly fun time. Now I get why you write these reviews the way you do. So later on you can go back and relive every one of the hot incounters you've had with us lovely ladies!

[Camera3]

Hey Swaggyskank Dumbass,

It's AURA not ORA. Your Roll Tide Inbred Cousin sucking Bama 5th grade education credentials are showing. War Eagle!

SP.

You just got to poke the bear, don't you?

For the record, I don't drive a black anything. Nope. A '66 VW bus with a spinning sunflower on the front.

C3.

[Steve Pope]

The fact that anytime I was telling FartyMarty what a cocksucker Vino is he would get real still and you could see the pissed off uncomfortable ora surrounding him.
Swags.

Hey Swaggyskank Dumbass,

It's AURA not ORA. Your Roll Tide Inbred Cousin sucking Bama 5th grade education credentials are showing. War Eagle!

SP.

[Steve Pope]

I said you moron that all I said was he's nothing but a cashier. So how does he come back with you're a cashier at a liquor store? Keep it up, I'm not the only one who knows you are FartyMarty. Who knows, maybe MBI or FBI does. They did raid the store once and you just so happened not to be there. You're day will come soon brother.

Swags.

You've got some severe mental issues girl. You're delusional and paranoid. Get back on your meds, you're a batshit crazy biatch! Stay away from the window. Don't look outside because someone in a full size limo tint black Chevy pickup truck may be stalking you as you read this. It has a ABC liquor store sticker on it. Is it FartyMarty? Is it Vino? Is it C3? Maybe it's me, Steve Pope. Try to wrap your twisted little mind around those thoughts. Maybe you really have multiple stalkers, have you ever considered that, you crazy crackpot?.

SP.

[SevenYearMitch]

Thank you Paige for busting my two-girl cherry along with KatieLovett, a wild and crazy dream I'll never forget! Here's a link to my old review, I still get wood reading it today, LOL:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3519796

Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, you were a class act and a valuable member of this forum. You will be missed!

SYM.

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!

To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.

To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!

And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.

I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.

Thanks!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[DreamForever69]

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You don't get to have this both ways, either condoms work or they don't. You can't say that you not practicing safe sex makes it more likely that I will catch something when you're a safety guy.

Either they work or they don't, if they do STFU about this and if they don't then start fucking bare.

A2

[SweetsGym]

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!

To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.

To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!

And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.

I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.

Thanks!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[FrankCuba]

If it makes you feel any better, I NEVER would have booked you for anything.

Swagalicious.

My friend tells me that you and I went to high school together. I don't believe it, but. Wouldn't that make you kind of old?

[Omar1979]

I miss TMC. Always gave good, honest reports. We should start at Free TMC Thread.

I don't have much time to monger and he's helped me a lot by pointing me in the right direction. He's also helped me avoid some of the real nasty theives as well. Those thieves were always recommended by a popular lying pile of trash who's also gone. Not sure if it's his gigantic member or his personality but the girls I talked to had great things to say about TMC as well. A cool dude.