The Rat Trap

[AncientOne]

Damn Swags, you know I love you girl, but WTF?

When you say if you're lucky, only one good thing will ever come out of prostituting, I assume you mean that you evedntually get out of the business, as you have now done? Am I correct?

What I don't understand is "Why the hell do prostitutes / hookers that have sucked and fucked almost everyone In Orlando" and then gotten out of the business, still come to the forum and continue to make posts? I would think you would be glad you were lucky enough to get out, and leave it all behind. So what gives, Swagalicious?

Swags, now that your legs and throat are closed for business, how about closing up your keyboard too? None of us on here, that is CONTRIBUTING and ACTIVE mongers / providers, give a rats ass as to your Color Commentating. A majority of your posts are STILL unintelligible! In your honor, I have coined a new saying: "Old ****** never die, they just post stupid stuff the the Rat Trap".

[Camera3]

These men don't write the reviews for you, they write them to glorify themselves, it makes them cool and powerfull. It's all about the ego they don't have and couldn't get without paying for it. It's a man forum to boast their ego and hopefully snag the pimps.

Swags.

It is so much more complex than that. Do we write reviews that make us look better than we are? Yeah, many of us do, not all the time. Just sometimes. But, you ask us to write the reviews so your phone will ring. So we do it. Also, I've had more than one SP, including you, express your gratitude for a particular review. Do you remember the one I wrote for you? You told me nothing made your phone ring like that one. And it was pure fiction. Of course, at the end I said it was pure fiction, do you remember?

The problem with bipolar people is, they often see the world only in black-and-white. You need to get out and smell the roses, appreciate the colors.

I do wish you well.

C3.

[ShatterMachine]

Why the hell do prostitutes / hookers that have sucked and fucked almost everyone In Orlando do this big grand speech as though they were leaving a prestigious position with a Forbes fortune company. You're not a supermodel, beauty queen or of noble status you suckband fuck and do pretty much anything for a buck. Do you all present your speech to your family for approval like the president of the United states. There is nothing glamorous about prostitution. If you're Lucky only one thing will ever come good out of it.

Swagalicious.

Stick around a forum that is about pussy and just bash EVERY single member on it. Some bow out gracefully others hold onto something they wish they were still a part of. If it's such a horrible world and hobby why every day Is there is one just lingering like a warm nasty egg salad fart.

It's called moving on. Some one else should try it.

Wink wink. Nudge nudge.

[Yragyrag]

Why the hell do prostitutes / hookers that have sucked and fucked almost everyone In Orlando do this big grand speech as though they were leaving a prestigious position with a Forbes fortune company. You're not a supermodel, beauty queen or of noble status you suckband fuck and do pretty much anything for a buck. Do you all present your speech to your family for approval like the president of the United states. There is nothing glamorous about prostitution. If you're Lucky only one thing will ever come good out of it.

Swagalicious.

Damn Swags, you know I love you girl, but WTF?

When you say if you're lucky, only one good thing will ever come out of prostituting, I assume you mean that you evedntually get out of the business, as you have now done? Am I correct?

What I don't understand is "Why the hell do prostitutes / hookers that have sucked and fucked almost everyone In Orlando" and then gotten out of the business, still come to the forum and continue to make posts? I would think you would be glad you were lucky enough to get out, and leave it all behind. So what gives, Swagalicious?

[SweetsGym]

You will truly be missed.

Xoxo,

Cleo.

We have had a lot of fun in and out of the bed. I consider you a true friend and will always stay in touch.

Thanks for everything beautiful!

Xoxo.

Paige m.

[SweetsGym]

Paige, We never met (I find that hard to believe) even though you were one of the first providers I hit up when I came aboard this forum. Just goes to show you, not everyone is for everyone but I followed you through all your posts and reviews with great interest. I did find my way to almost all the ladies on your list and you are correct a who's who of providers on there and some damn good eating.

Anyway, thanks for being a part of it all and safe journey the rest of your life.

Fisherman.

Thank you for the kind words!!

Yes I know we had spoke numerous times through the years and the girls that I know I had always spoke highly of you.

Wishing you the best stay safe out here!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[SweetsGym]

Dear Color Commentator Bat Shit Crazy: Whatever beef you have with Paige, and its probably simply professional jealousy, don't continue to be a hater. Paige was / is a fine person who delivered services as promised and for us mongers and that is all we care about! Best of Luck in the future Paige!

We had a lot of fun with a couple times we met!

Stay safe out there and wish you the best my friend!

Xoxo.

Paige.

[ImmanuelHope]

I am. What's beyond apoplectic. That Netflix canceled Daredevil. I get that Disney doesn't want one of their new properties on a competing streaming service when they are starting one of their own, but still. Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you very much.

Daredevil was the best Marvel Netflix show, especially with Kingpin involved. I finished season 3 but I guess no season 4 based on your frustration. Tragic.

[AncientOne]

Why the hell do prostitutes / hookers that have sucked and fucked almost everyone In Orlando do this big grand speech as though they were leaving a prestigious position with a Forbes fortune company. You're not a supermodel, beauty queen or of noble status you suckband fuck and do pretty much anything for a buck. Do you all present your speech to your family for approval like the president of the United states. There is nothing glamorous about prostitution. If you're Lucky only one thing will ever come good out of it.

Swagalicious.

Dear Color Commentator Bat Shit Crazy: Whatever beef you have with Paige, and its probably simply professional jealousy, don't continue to be a hater. Paige was / is a fine person who delivered services as promised and for us mongers and that is all we care about! Best of Luck in the future Paige!

[Fisherman0317]

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!

To all the great Orlando hobbyists, thank you for the many years of repeated business and reviews. You guys are awesome.

To A2, for your hard work and allowing us a community to share Intel & advertise. We have been through it a couple times but in the end there has always been mutual respect. Bravo sir!

And to anyone who is happy to see me go. I'm glad I can make your day by saying hasta luego.

I'm excited to start a new chapter in life. No regrets at all for this one.

Thanks!

Xoxo.

Paige.

Paige, We never met (I find that hard to believe) even though you were one of the first providers I hit up when I came aboard this forum. Just goes to show you, not everyone is for everyone but I followed you through all your posts and reviews with great interest. I did find my way to almost all the ladies on your list and you are correct a who's who of providers on there and some damn good eating.

Anyway, thanks for being a part of it all and safe journey the rest of your life.

Fisherman.

[Camera3]

Unless you're truly an Auburn scam you shouldn't say those words. I'm guessing you've never been to Alabama. Football is a religion there. Something I've never seen. Even in the Salons I worked at the ball games are on and everyone is watching and you better count on it taking a little longer than normal to get your hair done. I only worked for intelligent people so only Bama games were allowed.

RollTideRoll.

Swagalicious.

I was at the Sugar Bowl the year Alabama faced Miami, and, yeah, the 60,000 Alabama fans think the last two words of the national anthem are "Roll Tide!. ".

Oh, yeah, that was the year Miami won its first national title. It was a slaughter. The 'Bama fans didn't know what hit them from this little private school in wherever Coral Gables is.

C3.

[YoungHotEbony]

A big genuine thank you to the Orlando community. You have all been wonderful. 6 years of steady business, positive reviews, great memories, and so many friends. So many providers come & go, they fall off, get into drugs, and ruin their reputations, or the novelty just simply wears off after being the flavor of the month. This hobby is so much more than "sex". We bring happiness to many lonely peoples lives, a connection that may have been lost, self esteem issues worked through, an outlet to let off steam for these reasons and many more I am honored to be considered and called an Orlando legend.

I want to give a huge thank you to these ladies, also considered legends, who have been down since day 1. Some have been around longer than me and Still getting praise and love:

Sabrina t,. Mystikal, Jersey girl, Michele oneL, Kaitlyn love and Cleo young hot ebony, A few that retired before me, miss Dahlia, Jenna divyne & Katie lovett. You ladies not only set the bar for quality providers but also for sure sisterhood & friendship!.

You will truly be missed.

Xoxo,

Cleo.

[Steve Pope]

With the obvious self review below me and the fact you are troll with no reviews and BS trolling posts you are the alter ego of one of four: SkankyStuffGym, BettyPoop, DinahDinasaur or BishopCrackHat.

Swagalicious.

Dear Detective Swaggy-shank, You might have the right thought pattern (that's a first for you), but none of the four above listed handles. Keep guessing, Pinhead! Yours Truly, the Bo Jackson Fan Club, War Eagle!

SP.

[Steve Pope]

From your blatant ORAl stupidity you are definitely ORAlly challenged and don't have a clue on the art of eating pussy as well as your trade school manners, welding I presume.

Swags.

Calling all of your multiple personalites; Sybil, Swags & Svetlana the Russian Princess.

Potsy called and he says hello to all of your split personalities. He's somewhat concerned with your bizarre behavior of late.

PanteraBenetar sure was accurate with his posted review of your poor service & hygiene. He was wondering if you had gotten rid of that infection? War Eagle!

[SweetsGym]

Thank you Paige for busting my two-girl cherry along with KatieLovett, a wild and crazy dream I'll never forget! Here's a link to my old review, I still get wood reading it today, LOL:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...=1#post3519796

Good luck to you in all your future endeavors, you were a class act and a valuable member of this forum. You will be missed!

SYM.

That was an amazingly fun time. Now I get why you write these reviews the way you do. So later on you can go back and relive every one of the hot incounters you've had with us lovely ladies!