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07-01-19 03:11 #8661
Posts: 388Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 3
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
You're a REAL comedian if you think people are laughing at ME. My Inbox runneth over with messages saying I'm killing it making a fool of YOU!
Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 3
1. If NoFear and his boyfriend are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to Hell first? The one who had his shit packed.
2. NoFear told his Daddy a boy in school called him gay. His Daddy said why don't you beat him up? NoFear said: "I can't, he's too cute".
3. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Maybe that's why NoFear is rumored to travel out of state a lot?
4. NoFear only admits he's gay when ugly girls and hot guys hit on him.
5. If NoFear is ever murdered, the police will call it a homo-cide.
6. Gay NoFear wanted to be a Dentist, but did not like idea of being called a Tooth "Fairy".
7. NoFear is happy he has a large nutsack, because he uses it as a mudflap when he's pounding fudge.
8. NoFear and his boyfriend do not shop at Sports Authority because they prefer Dicks.
9. Our dyslexic gay NoFear is so excited for Febuary 14th with his boyfriend because he thinks it's Vaseline Day.
10. NoFear's sister is so gay, she fucked NoFear in the ass with a strap-on. Then she sang: "I fucked a guy, and I liked it".
11. NoFear's Daddy discovered NoFear was gay when he took the seat off NoFear's bike, and NoFear did not notice.
12. I asked NoFear what was worse then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriend's ass? NoFear said: "sucking out 13 of them, and realizing I only put in a dozen".
13. I asked NoFear what was the difference between jam and jelly? He said he doesn't jelly his dick down his boyfriend's throat.
14. NoFear said one time he fucked his boyfriend so hard that his boyfriend almost came back to life.
15. NoFear said the best part of fucking his boyfriend is reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
16. If gay NoFear is not attracted to girls, then why is he attracted to guys who act like girls?
17. NoFear was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.
18. How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool in NoFear's bar? As many as you like, since they stack like Legos.
19. You know when you stumble into NoFear's gay church because only half the congregation is kneeling.
20. NoFear and his boyfriend say that the first symptom of AIDS is a sharp pounding sensation in the ass.
Later, LOSER!
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06-30-19 09:51 #8660
Posts: 86Nah, no fuckin' way
Originally Posted by Lehmonade [View Original Post]
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06-30-19 00:06 #8659
Posts: 1999Water.
Originally Posted by Lehmonade [View Original Post]
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06-29-19 08:13 #8658
Posts: 548Ayyy
Originally Posted by Chris5 [View Original Post]
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06-28-19 19:17 #8657
Posts: 548Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch [View Original Post]
Oh I see what you mean, you cut half the bottle open, leaving half intact so you can handle to insert the smaller end. Here I've been thinking you cut the bottle open, sit there and wait til it melts to the right size.
I think I'll use the condom method with boiled water, I can add indents and textures onto that ice dildo LOL.
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06-28-19 18:45 #8656
Posts: 573Wrong SYM
Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch [View Original Post]
And its with Amy. LOL. Like she would even be able to verify he even saw her fr. Smh.
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06-28-19 17:52 #8655
Posts: 934Originally Posted by Lehmonade [View Original Post]
SYM.
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06-28-19 17:14 #8654
Posts: 15You're right
Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch [View Original Post]
Nobody will ever tell you what you have to post here but when you start trying to ridicule good members for posting excellent reviews you gotta go.
A2
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06-28-19 16:53 #8653
Posts: 238Nice
Originally Posted by Lehmonade [View Original Post]
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06-28-19 16:39 #8652
Posts: 548What have you done
Originally Posted by SevenYearMitch [View Original Post]
"In recent news theres been a string of women aging from 18 to 35, who started showing up in local clinics and emergency rooms complaining of inflammation of their privates because a disturbing adult site taught men how to make homemade ice dildos and stuff them up their wives / gf's".
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06-28-19 15:02 #8651
Posts: 934Originally Posted by Lehmonade [View Original Post]
Link to trailer for American Gigolo:
https://youtu.be/NTavf-5Mdpo
SYM.
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06-28-19 14:49 #8650
Posts: 548Originally Posted by SudMongIt [View Original Post]
Some of us like myself like to read interesting things. This whole site is about paying women for sex and everything related.
Do I want to read more about a girl? Yes.
Do I want to read about how she took an ice dildo up her pussy? Hell yes.
Am I going to do it to my girl one day? Fuck yeah!
SYM, more techniques bro I'm learning from your posts LOL.
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06-28-19 13:50 #8649
Posts: 934Originally Posted by SudMongIt [View Original Post]
SYM.
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06-28-19 07:24 #8648
Posts: 15I'm personally not going to read a full page bullshit write up just to find out if a provider is good. Get real dude, you fuck women for money, that's it. I doubt anyone gives a shit about your tests or technics you somehow think are relevant to determine if a girl is a good fuck or not.
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06-27-19 16:17 #8647
Posts: 548Bootyful
This young bootyful girl is looking for new friends. Very chill girl, follows directions and cleans up real well. I've caught her at some disappointing times with cigarettes smells but never tired of seeing that ass bounce.
0.6 car dates, 0.6-0.8 incall when she has one. cbj, bbj, cg, rcg, mish. No track marks. Only clean and known SM get a reply. Very strict this time now, forget the underdogs.
P. s: Fuck you, Kevin LOL. Silver lining is you gave me an excuse to get rid of that opportunist gold digger. Her pussy and ass was exceptional though not going to lie, but I rather what happened than being trapped for years and losing a house or two on that ass.. Was planning to take her cute ass traveling with me, but I found me a dancer. I guess I can call her my backup dancer LOL