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07-11-19 19:08 #8708
Posts: 38Wow
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
E11.
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07-11-19 14:01 #8707
Posts: 388NoFear is desperate, LOL!
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
But the problem is that we all still have the "large, theater-size" popcorn you told us we would need while we watched you trash me. We all want to know exactly when this movie is going to start?
This is going to be a horror show, like none other you have ever seen. Around here, we don't let folks get away with their mouths writing checks that their ass can't cash.
Your life would be complete if you did nothing, except knelt by my toilet, and acted as my toilet paper.
But you're not getting off that easy. See you again soon, "butty boy"!
ROTFLOL!
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07-10-19 23:35 #8706
Posts: 573Sounds likevyou really been there George Mason
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
That's some sick, twisted, nasty prose there boy. Absolutely disgusting. Probably makes you feel good to write like that about yourself. Just amazing.
So in the interest of not subjecting the other members to anymore of this sicko. I hereby proclaim George Mason the "Winner" in this pissing war and hope you wear your dickface crown proudly. You win George. Congrats. You showed us all what a disgusting pig you really really are. Bye.
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07-10-19 12:51 #8705
Posts: 548L o l
One moment they tell the world how much they love you, then the next they text guys to come dick them down.
I fucked this broad for an entire night; to the point, where she nearly passed out due to her blood sugars dipping too low. We cuddled for the rest of the night, and she would let me slip JR in while she's falling asleep LOL. Never once did she mention her man was out of town. Or that she got one.
This is the epitome of what hoes do to compensate for their wrongdoings.
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07-10-19 11:08 #8704
Posts: 2464Stupid pissin' match
Seeing two nerds in a pissin' match just isn't funny. And the jokes aren't funny, either.
Now THIS is a funny pissin' match:
C3.
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07-10-19 03:03 #8703
Posts: 388Sure, keep laughing faggot!
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
You love to be gangbanged, don't you? You just love to have a cock up your asshole, and a cock in your mouth at the same time! You also love to eat a real man's ass, having him feed you his special dark chocolate, then rinsing it down with his sweet piss.
When that big head starts sliding through your lips it makes you close your eyes. It was 10 inches, and thick as a brick; just the way you like it. People ask if you know the moment that you knew you were a faggot? I think that was it for you. You loved it. You knew that the only down side to deepthroat is that you don't get to taste the cum as well. But still, you kept going. It filled your mouth a few times over, and you were swallowing to keep up.
Your favorite "view" is shown below!
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07-09-19 22:27 #8702
Posts: 573Laffing my ass off!
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
Maybe your buddies on USASG can get a go fund me or something going to help your broke old ass to get sum pussy, after all that's what we all do on here, except you!
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07-09-19 16:43 #8701
Posts: 388A Message from NoFear's Girl
Originally Posted by Nutted [View Original Post]
I was over fucking NoFear's girl last week, and she was pissed at him since she found out he is a RAGING FAGGOT.
Here is the message she has for him, and it doesn't appear that she is joking:
https://xhamster.com/videos/everyone...4815#mlrelated
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07-09-19 10:09 #8700
Posts: 86Jokes
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
LTD.
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07-09-19 02:20 #8699
Posts: 388The Story of NoFear's Life!
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
When he was little, he was stealing his daddy's romance novels to read the sex parts, and jerking off his tiny cock. He once stole a Playgirl magazine from the pharmacy, and jerked off endlessly to the beautiful guys inside it. He remembers being in awe of how big their cocks were, and thinking that he would have such a member when he grew up. But he didn't quite get there.
Now today, he comes home from work, and watches shemale porn for hours. Before he knows it, the sun has set and he's wasted the day masturbating to shemale goddesses. He's addicted to women who have big throbbing penises. He's in denial about being gay, since they're women, right?
He uses Vaseline jelly, as much as possible. He goes through 3 16-oz containers a week. He loves taking huge gobs of the jelly and smearing it all over his tiny penis and balls. Gooey, slippery, and sloppy. It also works quite well on inserting that pretty jewel-ornamented butt plug he keeps hidden in his panty drawer!
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07-08-19 00:18 #8698
Posts: 388Thanks TH
Originally Posted by Nutted [View Original Post]
But you voted prematurely. Check back in, hmm, 10 weeks or so, and vote again!
LTD!
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07-07-19 15:57 #8697
Posts: 617No winner
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
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07-07-19 14:54 #8696
Posts: 86Dead Heat
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
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07-07-19 10:24 #8695
Posts: 388Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 4
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
But I get the last laugh, FAGGOT. Everyone is sending PMs supporting me, rather than publically embarrassing you, and being drawn into your drama.
You're done responding? That's what they all say when they know they're beat. When you started this, I told you it was going to be a long, hot summer. We're all still sitting here with the "large movie-theatre size" popcorn you told us to get, waiting for you to "trash" me. Exactly when is this movie you promised us going to start?
Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 4
1. I asked NoFear's boyfriend what is the difference between NoFear and a musquito? He said the musquito stops sucking when you slap it.
2. I asked NoFear's boyfriend what's the difference between NoFear and a washing machine? He said the washing machine does not cry when you drop a load in it.
3. What does NoFear and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind.
4. NoFear's boyfriend says he thinks NoFear is gay and Jewish. He says NoFear only speaks the "He-blew" language.
5. I asked NoFear what would he do if his ex-boyfriend called and told him he's HIV positive. NoFear said: "the trick is to always act surprised".
6. What does NoFear and his boyfriend have in common with KFC? They do chicken right.
7. As a little boy, what did NoFear say when he got diarreha? "I'm MELTING".
8. NoFear says the best part about fucking homeless men like his boyfriend is that when you're done, you can drop them off anywhere.
9. How many times does gay NoFear laugh at a joke? Three times. Once when it's told. Once when it's explained. And once when / if he gets it.
10. NoFear and his boyfriend were watching a porn movie. His boyfriend said he was scared, and asked NoFear if that girl is going to die. NoFear said: "based on the size of that horse's dick, yes".
11. I asked NoFear how he can tell if his boyfriend is dead? He said the sex is the same, but the dirty dishes start piling up.
12. NoFear and his boyfriend fell off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.
13. I asked NoFear's boyfriend what is the difference between NoFear and a hurricane? He said you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.
14. What's the difference between gay drug-dealer NoFear and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.
15. I asked NoFear how many dicks he has to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He said: "well more then 8, because my basement is still dark".
16. I asked NoFear's boyfriend what is the best part of getting a blowjob from NoFear? He said: "the 15 minutes of silence".
17. Why did NoFear get kicked out of the toybox? He sat on Pinoccio's face, and said: "lie to me".
18. How do you know when NoFear's sister has her period? She's only wearing one sock.
19. Why did NoFear cross the road? Because he could not get his dick out of the chicken.
Later, LOSER!
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07-07-19 10:13 #8694
Posts: 388Whoa, faggot!
Originally Posted by NoFear101 [View Original Post]
This ain't over yet. This won't be over until "I" say it's over!