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08-08-19 12:47 #11108
Posts: 86Over?
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
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08-07-19 21:05 #11107
Posts: 388Originally Posted by NoFear101
See you in your dreams, when you suck my cock again!
NOW it's over, because "George" says so.
Case Closed! I WIN!
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08-07-19 00:59 #11106
Posts: 388Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 9
Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 9
1. How do you make gay NoFear fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy.
2. NoFear went to the doctor with discomfort in his ass. The doctor bent him over and said it looked like NoFear had a bunch of flowers stuck up his ass. NoFear said: "don't just stand there doctor, read the card".
3. NoFear says he agrees with a healthier America, but he's against the goverment's stand on 4 fruits a day. NoFear says he wears himself out trolling all the gay bars, and on top of that, his ass is shot to shit after only 3.
4. On his visit to London, NoFear was to be knighted by the Queen. The day before, they called him in to practice. NoFear said he didn't need any practice. He said this was not the first time he's been on his knees in front of a queen.
5. You can say what you like about gay people like NoFear, but they sure bend over and take it!
6. NoFear use to hate it when his sister would catch him in her room. Fucking her boyfriend.
7. NoFear proposed to his boyfriend last night. It was good to see him on one knee instead of two.
8. NoFear says he wants to chose burial over cremation. He wants to spend eternity in a deep brown hole.
9. NoFear's boyfriend asked him would he rather have a winning lottery ticket, or a big dick. NoFear said: "that's easy, a big dick, of course". Tearing up the lottery ticket, his boyfriend said: "ok, bend over".
10. NoFear and his boyfriends never quite made it as gay burglars. Every time they broke into a house, they wanted to rearrange the furniture and leave a quiche in the oven.
11. NoFear is butt-fucking his boyfriend when NoFear says he thinks he has AIDS. His boyfriend said: "WHAT"? Then NoFear said he was only kidding, and that he just likes the way his boyfriends ass puckers up when he says it.
12. NoFear's doctor asked him if he was gay. NoFear said: "that's an odd question doc, why"? The doctor said: "it's not common for patients to come in for a prostate exam 8 times a month".
13. NoFear had a dream last night. It's questionable whether it was a bad dream. He kept repeating: "Nice Dick, Nice Dick".
14. Rumor has it NoFear dropped the soap a world record 73 times in his first prison shower.
15. I'm not a suspicious person, but NoFear just told me he's going to "Bangkok" on vacation this year. If that's so, why does he have coach tickets to San Francisco?
16. NoFear and his boyfriends do a lot of boxing. Boxing was originally invented by gays. Think about it. Two topless men in silk shorts fighting over a belt.
17. NoFear is writing a book about a serial killer that starts working his way through all the gays in his community. It's called: "My Autobiography".
18. The word is that NoFear and his boyfriends are really Muslims. Their Muslim names are Rhammit, Jhammit and Khrammit.
19. What's the smartest thing to come out of NoFear's mouth? Einstein's dick.
NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!
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08-05-19 15:07 #11105
Posts: 388Page3?
And now, for a look inside Page 3 of NoFear's personal photo album!
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07-31-19 08:44 #11104
Posts: 86LOL lmao
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
LTD.
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07-31-19 02:23 #11103
Posts: 388NoFear, we miss you, you old Cum Dumpster!
Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 8
1. It's clear why gay guys like NoFear and his boyfriends are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up their life, and they get all the anal they want.
2. NoFear asked the hot blonde nurse working in the hospital for a blowjob the other day. He told NoFear to fuck off.
3. According to the ABC show "Is Oral Sex Safe", you can get cancer by giving or receiving blowjobs. This puts NoFear in double-trouble of getting cancer.
4. NoFear has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh, his boyfriend tied his shoe laces together. NoFear didn't even notice.
5. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. NoFear held her down so his boyfriend could do her hair.
6. NoFear farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smelled like Vasoline.
7. NoFear went out with his boyfriend to a gay bar. NoFear was getting bored, and he yawned. His boyfriend is now mad at NoFear, because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.
8. Remember NoFear, it's only gay if you push back. Oh shit, you really ARE gay.
9. NoFear's Daddy took him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. NoFear thanked him for being so understanding. His Daddy said: "understanding? I got you a job here, you lazy bent little fucker".
10. NoFear says gays give him the willies. NoFear say gays give him the willies. NoFear say gays give him their willies.
11. His boyfriend calls NoFear and tells him he's selling his microwave. He says the kids put the pet rooster in it, and now everything tastes like cock. He thought NoFear may be interested.
12. NoFear says he wants to settle down some day. Probably on the end of a big dick.
13. The game of checkers taught NoFear that a man with another man on top of him makes him a king. But life teaches NoFear that it makes him a queen.
14. Every Saturday night NoFear says he wakes to the sound of his boyfriends having sex. That is, unless it's the pain in NoFear's ass that wakes him first.
15. What do Christians and NoFear have in common? They both say: "Ahh, men".
16. Breaking News, NoFear! Scientists found a cure for the HIV virus that causes AIDS. They call it "Not Being a Raging faggot.
17. Contrary to popular belief, NoFear and his boyfriends are not "practicing faggots". They are very good at it, and they need no practice.
18. NoFear says one man's junk is another gay man's treasure.
19. NoFear is one of the original Village People. He's the Village Idiot.
20. NoFear and his boyfriends will never die of natural causes. They suck dick and take it up the ass. Ain't nothing natural about that.
21. If you don't like gay marriage, blame the straight people like NoFear's parents. They are the ones that keep having gay babies.
NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!
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07-31-19 02:22 #11102
Posts: 388Tide to Roll?
Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]
In case you missed it honey, looks like your Tide is "rolling" in the wrong direction.
Did you already forget their disgrace in last year's championship game?
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07-30-19 23:02 #11101
Posts: 888Hahahahaha
Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]
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07-26-19 18:30 #11100
Posts: 888Let it go, let it go
Originally Posted by PurrFecttSwags [View Original Post]
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07-25-19 09:47 #11099
Posts: 86Lol
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
LTD.
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07-24-19 22:04 #11098
Posts: 388Back By Popular Demand
Originally Posted by Nutted [View Original Post]
Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 7
1. NoFear is a big X-Files fan. He created the effect of being abducted and probed by aliens, by drinking 3 full bottles of vodka in a gay bar.
2. When NoFear's boyfriends die and are cremated, since they were such good lovers, NoFear's going to dump their ashes in a pot of chili so they can tear up NoFear's ass just one more time.
3. One day NoFear's boyfriends walked into NoFear's bedroom and found him on all fours being spit-roasted by two big black men. One was balls deep in NoFear's ass, and the other was pissing down NoFear's throat. NoFear looked up red-faced and said: "please don't tell the board about this. Oops, SECRET'S OUT"!
4. NoFear learned today that Vaseline stimulates hair growth. He now understands why his boyfriends have ponytails coming out of their ass.
5. A fairy granted NoFear 3 wishes. So NoFear asked that all gay men be removed from the earth. NoFear never got his other 2 wishes.
6. If NoFear ever writes a book, it surely will be called "50 Shades of Gay".
7. I just logged in to Facebook and saw a status update saying: "out in town looking for a big studly dick". Now I regret accepting NoFear's friend request.
8. A SW just told NoFear that it would really turn her on to watch NoFear suck off another man. NoFear didn't realize she knew about the first one, much less seen him do it.
9. NoFear knew for sure he was gay when he bent over and saw 4 balls.
10. It is hardly news that NoFear and his boyfriends prefer dicks. Most pussies do.
11. I asked NoFear if he heard the joke you're not suppose to tell gay people? He said: "no". I said: "exactly".
12. The government is going to start paying extra benefits to single gay men (like NoFear) looking for a partner. They're going to call it a "Knob Seekers Allowance".
13. NoFear's Daddy put a "Princess on Board" sign on his car window the day after gay faggot NoFear came out of the closet.
14. NoFear asked his Daddy if a boy can get another boy pregnant? His Daddy said of course not. So NoFear told his boyfriend: "see I told you, everything will be okay".
15. NoFear says it's really not that much fun being gay, because his friends are always "moaning behind his back".
16. NoFear asked the McDonald worker for a small shake. The worker told NoFear to fuck-off, as he quickly zipped up his pants and walked away from the urinal.
17. NoFear is against gay marriage. He says his boyfriends will want weddings, and NoFear is too cheap.
18. News Flash for NoFear: Researchers are close to discovering why some people have natural protection against catching HIV. Not having the urge to put you dick in another man's butt may very well have something to do with it.
19. NoFear and his boyfriends are gay Jehovah's Witnesses. They only knock on your back door.
NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!
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07-24-19 09:24 #11097
Posts: 86Unbeatable Combo
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
LTD.
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07-24-19 09:18 #11096
Posts: 86No LOL
Originally Posted by GeorgeMason [View Original Post]
LTD.
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07-24-19 00:34 #11095
Posts: 388Alright, Alright, Alright!
Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 6
1. I told NoFear that I bet I could make him forget he's gay. He said: "but I'm not gay". I said: "there you go".
2. Today NoFear logged into a gay porn site by accident. For 3 hours.
3. NoFear's sister told her Daddy she thinks NoFear is gay because she found skid marks in his shorts. His Daddy said even he and his sister have skid marks sometimes too. NoFear's sister said: "true, but not at the fucking front".
4. NoFear thinks if he jerks his noodle to gay porn in the forest and nobody sees him, that he is still straight. He's stupid. Every one already knows he's gay.
5. We seem to be getting overrun these days with gay men like NoFear and his boyfriends. For a group of people who can't multiply, where the fuck are they all coming from?
6. One day NoFear's Daddy said his son is at that age where he puts anything in his mouth. Over 18 and gay.
7. NoFear's friend said the worst thing about waking up after a night drinking, is having less money and a sore head. NoFear said he doesn't have that problem, because he always wakes up with more money and a sore ass.
8. His family already made advance arrangements for NoFear's eventual funeral. They requested no flowers be sent. They expect enough pansies to show up on that day, like his "butty boy" from the closet.
9. NoFear's Daddy said one day NoFear came up to him with tears in his eyes, and told him he's gay. NoFear asked his Daddy if he will still love him. His Daddy said: "don't be stupid, you were an accident, we never loved you".
10. Earlier in life, NoFear appealed his 12-month sentence in an all-male prison. He said he wanted at least 5 years.
11. NoFear has been quoted as saying: "I deserved prison". I think the word he was looking for was "enjoyed".
12. NoFear's boyfriends say the only thing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with NoFear and finding a hole in your rubber, is waking up and finding a rubber in your hole.
13. NoFear hates when his boyfriends ask him to hold their purses, when their purses don't match what NoFear is wearing.
14. NoFear says he hates when men wear rubbers in porn. He says: "what's the point, men can't get each other pregnant".
15. NoFear and his boyfriends are so gay that they always buy cheap toilet paper, so their fingers always pass threw.
16. NoFear thinks his friend is gay. Every time his friend looks at NoFear, NoFear's dick gets hard.
17. NoFear says he hates licking ice cream in front of his boyfriends, because it distracts his boyfriends from sucking NoFear's dick.
18. NoFear's GPS keeps taking him and his boyfriends to gay bars. It's stuck on cruise control.
19. NoFear made a post in the Strip Club thread, and said he was at the bar with 3 dudes and 1 dancer. He said he was 100% sure he's getting layed, and 75% sure he'll enjoy it.
20. When NoFear signed up here, he chose his user name as he did because "Gay-Z" was already taken.
21. NoFear and his boyfriends are starring in a new version of The Wizard of Oz. It's called "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load".
NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!
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07-24-19 00:31 #11094
Posts: 388Hey
Originally Posted by Explorer11 [View Original Post]
She's living in a FEMA trailer at Lake Nona, but she only sucks doctor and lawyer dicks these days, so you won't be able to see her.
LOL!
LTD.