The Rat Trap

[Montes2]

I have no clue what that has to do with anything. I'm kind of a simple guy, just a roadie for a second rate touring band who every now and then gets lucky with some kids mom when I'm working the back door. But I do live in a nice place and drive a pretty nice car. You, friend, live in a shit hole and drive a piece of shit. But you do have a masters in accounting.

Sorry, dude, even the pics on their web site shows old guys in Hawaiian shirts with girls that look a little bit professional. Which means you fit right in. "Hot swingers" is a Hollywood myth. But, hey, this is a literary club and fiction writers are a dime a dozen.

And this is where it gets a little weird. You and I have always gotten along fine. In fact, you have complimented me on posts. I looked back two pages (like, 4 years because you dont post much) and couldn't find a single time where you and I have crossed swords until a few days ago when you, for some unknown reason, have totally lost your mind.

I don't get it. How about coming back to earth.

Play safe.

C3.

But I will if you continue with your jealousy rant. I do drive a 2016 paid for transit van -decked out inside for girls. Any time you want to compare titles or bank account balances. Let me know.

Also I just looked at Trapeze website -called trapeze club by the way -for those who want to see the lies this guy makes up- I'll post pics of that -if he doesn't fess up.

The time that you lost -was when I said there was someone who read my post and got an erection- in your jealousy you said no. And then I produced the post.

I don't post much because I know all the cool places to have fun. The next time I won't be so easy on you- I do consider you somewhat cool!

[Camera3]

I have a Masters degree in accounting so I don't need your condescending attitude.

I have no clue what that has to do with anything. I'm kind of a simple guy, just a roadie for a second rate touring band who every now and then gets lucky with some kids mom when I'm working the back door. But I do live in a nice place and drive a pretty nice car. You, friend, live in a shit hole and drive a piece of shit. But you do have a masters in accounting.

Next you try to low ball me when you talked about Wal mart. When all the while I've been talking about Trapeze SDC etc.

Sorry, dude, even the pics on their web site shows old guys in Hawaiian shirts with girls that look a little bit professional. Which means you fit right in. "Hot swingers" is a Hollywood myth. But, hey, this is a literary club and fiction writers are a dime a dozen.

I've taken you apart on this forum before and I'll do it again Beware.

And this is where it gets a little weird. You and I have always gotten along fine. In fact, you have complimented me on posts. I looked back two pages (like, 4 years because you don’t post much) and couldn't find a single time where you and I have crossed swords until a few days ago when you, for some unknown reason, have totally lost your mind.

I don't get it. How about coming back to earth.

Play safe.

C3.

[Camera3]

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[GeorgeMason]

The BEST OF Chriss jokes from George {Part 1 of 2}.

1. Years ago Chriss star of a gay TV show. It was called Leave It -- Its Beaver.

2. Why do Chriss not eat M&Ms? He get tired of trying to peel them.

3. Chriss is really one of a pair of gay irish twins. They real names are Ben Dover and Phil McAvity.

4. Last month gay Chriss put a nicotine patch on his dick. Now he down to only 3 butts a week.

5. What did Chriss say to the gay man he meet in the bar? Your face or mine?

6. What did Chriss say to his gay boyfriend? The girls be right, we do taste like chicken.

7. How do gay Chriss fake his orgasm? He spit on his boyfriends back.

8. You know how much cum gay Chriss have? A butt load.

9. Of course gay Chriss dress well. He did not spend all that time in closet doing nothing.

10. Did you know gay Chriss from Jamaica? Down there they call his ass Pokemon.

11. As gay man, what do Chriss do before jerking off? He shit in his hand.

12. Chriss friends say he gay because he don't like football. Chriss say they idiots, he say he gay because he like dick.

13. Chriss was married until he send wrong text to his wife. He had hard time explaining why he could not wait to suck her dick.

14. I ask Chriss what worst then sucking a dozen raw oysters out of his boyfriends ass? Chriss say sucking out 13 of them and realize he only put in a dozen.

15. Chriss was a gay midget until he came out of the cabinet.

16. I ask Chriss boyfriend what the difference between Chriss and a musquito? His boyfriend say the musquito stop sucking when you slap it.

17. Chriss and his boyfriend fall off a very tall building. Which one hit the ground first? Who gives a fuck.

18. I ask Chriss boyfriend what the difference between Chriss and a hurricane? He say you can't rip the pants off a hurricane, butt fuck it, and piss down its throat.

19. What the difference between gay drug dealer Chriss and a SW? A SW can wash her crack and sell it again.

20. I ask Chriss how many dicks he have to suck to get a lightbulb changed? He say well more then 8 cause my basement still dark.

21. I ask Chriss boyfriend what is the best part of getting a blowjob from Chriss? He say the 15 minutes of silence.

Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!

[Chris5]

Posted by DumpsterMan.

Careful bashing the artist known as C5, colloquially known as "Golden Boy"! I voiced complaint over his posting shit from Orlando in our forum and got reprimanded for it. Seems the administrative powers also ghosted his posts from me as well, since I can only see what he writes by reading other member's quotes from his antics.

Yet another asshole who put me on his IGNORE LIST, but still constantly mentions my name in his post's. LOL!

Why can't guy's stop mentioning my name?

Definitely obsessed with C5!

C5.

[Montes2]

Why the fuck would I want to meet you. I don't care what you say, I just get tired of the bullshit on this board and you and C5 are the prominent purveyors of it. Everything you guys say is disputed by the girls or by common sense. Why not take your bullshit to penthouse forum or the Onion. Either way, I'm done with you and I'll save A2 the trouble and put you on my ignore list myself.

The little girl was defeated. I guess I don't need to go into his necrophilia- or his dates with Shorty (the 200 lb black girl.) or pictures of the toothless girls that he dates or his pussy- whipped holding hands on the beach- shit. I'll save that for later- if he ever rears his ugly head again. Goodbye PumpaGuy -you never had a chance. NEXT.

[PompanoGuy]

Sorry it was dimethicone. Has anyone notice that mr lonely only talks about me- why is that- is it because he has no life- wait till I reveal what he does on his 24 hour necr. Dates. Why doesn't he show any pictures of his dates- why doesn't he have 7 oval mirrors in his van- why doesn't he have any stories about where he has been.

Why did he spend 16 years in isolation in Pompano. He lost the accounting thing. He lost why I became a carpenter and made a lot of money thing. And am I willing to meet him face to face to take a snapshot of my bank balance. He's just a lonely loser that's the only thing he can do- he certainly can't write posts- on what he has done. Everybody beginning to see the truth now. Now you see the shrillness in his post. He even asked if I wanted to continue- a sure sign of asking for quarter. Sorry no.

By the way I sent him a PM to meet 10 hours ago -that yellow line keeps getting bigger and bigger. People are going to want to know why your not willing to show your balance or your face!

Why the fuck would I want to meet you. I don't care what you say, I just get tired of the bullshit on this board and you and C5 are the prominent purveyors of it. Everything you guys say is disputed by the girls or by common sense. Why not take your bullshit to penthouse forum or the Onion. Either way, I'm done with you and I'll save A2 the trouble and put you on my ignore list myself.

[Montes2]

Ok how far away to lay down next to another couple? Usually one foot is about right- but here comes the crucial question. Where to position your girl. You want to put her next to the other girl- because in proper swinging the girls rule. And they call the shots! After that comes the next step called the display.

During the display your girl whips out some simethicone lube- and while she is getting me hard- tries to gain eye contact with the other man's wife. Next up is the most important quality a girl can have- when she goes with you to a swingers club. I'll reveal that next. Footnote (Anyone who lives in south florida and hasn't experience this is a lonely, fool.).

So what is this most important quality. It is- the ability to reach over and touch the other man's wife. My girls are all able to do this. If they don't do this things don't happen quickly- the other couples can't always be relied on to do this. Unless they are experienced swingers. What do I mean by experienced swingers. In the lifestyle there are soft swap couples and hard swap couples. Soft swap is girl -girl, and hard swap is full swap boy-girl.

Soft swap are usually newbies and younger couples- Trap is chocked full of young couples. We usually do 3 young couples per night. So now back to what happens after the reach over.

My girl touches the other girls nipple and I watch it grow erect- the other girl reaches over and returns the favor. What happens next is in Part 6.

[Montes2]

Oh my God, you're just too gross. From a van that the girls say smells like urine, to your cross dressing, to dressing girls in chest flattening clothing to make them look like little girls and now you're talking specifically about simethicone lube. Simethicone is used for gas, bloating and irritable bowel syndrome. Do you just see words and say to yourself "hey, I like that one". You're a fucking joke.

You and people like you are the reason that places like Trapeze have such bad reputations. No one that has met you or seen a pic of you really believes that you pick which girl that you'll be with next.

Footnote (Baghdad Bob is shaking his head right now and thinking that you're one dumb ass mother fucker to think people believe what you're saying).

Sorry it was dimethicone. Has anyone notice that mr lonely only talks about me- why is that- is it because he has no life- wait till I reveal what he does on his 24 hour necr. Dates. Why doesn't he show any pictures of his dates- why doesn't he have 7 oval mirrors in his van- why doesn't he have any stories about where he has been.

Why did he spend 16 years in isolation in Pompano. He lost the accounting thing. He lost why I became a carpenter and made a lot of money thing. And am I willing to meet him face to face to take a snapshot of my bank balance. He's just a lonely loser that's the only thing he can do- he certainly can't write posts- on what he has done. Everybody beginning to see the truth now. Now you see the shrillness in his post. He even asked if I wanted to continue- a sure sign of asking for quarter. Sorry no.

By the way I sent him a PM to meet 10 hours ago -that yellow line keeps getting bigger and bigger. People are going to want to know why your not willing to show your balance or your face!

[PompanoGuy]

Ok how far away to lay down next to another couple? Usually one foot is about right- but here comes the crucial question. Where to position your girl. You want to put her next to the other girl- because in proper swinging the girls rule. And they call the shots! After that comes the next step called the display.

During the display your girl whips out some simethicone lube- and while she is getting me hard- tries to gain eye contact with the other man's wife. Next up is the most important quality a girl can have- when she goes with you to a swingers club. I'll reveal that next. Footnote (Anyone who lives in south florida and hasn't experience this is a lonely, fool.).

Oh my God, you're just too gross. From a van that the girls say smells like urine, to your cross dressing, to dressing girls in chest flattening clothing to make them look like little girls and now you're talking specifically about simethicone lube. Simethicone is used for gas, bloating and irritable bowel syndrome. Do you just see words and say to yourself "hey, I like that one". You're a fucking joke.

You and people like you are the reason that places like Trapeze have such bad reputations. No one that has met you or seen a pic of you really believes that you pick which girl that you'll be with next.

Footnote (Baghdad Bob is shaking his head right now and thinking that you're one dumb ass mother fucker to think people believe what you're saying).

[Montes2]

I'm not an account and I don't pretend to be an accountant. I'm an IT professional. When I need an Accountant once a year, I hire one. What I wouldn't do is to pretend to be one while I know that I'm not. Since you asked me a question, let me ask you one. Why would you tell Hillsborough County 10 years ago that you were a self employed carpenter rather than an Accountant? Do you make more money as a "Self employed Carpenter" than you would with a masters in Accounting? If so, why do you share a dumpy two bedroom 900 Sq Ft apartment with a transient rather than sit back and enjoy your retirement? The girls talk and laugh at you. Do you want to keep going?

Yes I made a lot of money as a carpenter any time you want to compare bank accounts let me know. Ok John I suggest a face to face meeting with you. I'll take a picture of you. You take one of me. Do you want to keep going- if so pm me and we'll set it up. Otherwise climb back in your hole. The forum is waiting on your answer?

[Montes2]

After discussing which couples we like -it is eleven thirty and time to go to the locker room. We change into towels and head to the back.

Trapeze is divided into two parts. A couples side and a single men's side. The amazing thing about Trap is that the beds are 20 feet long. The darkness is just right- and this is important in a swingers club- because if it's too bright the couples won't do any thing.

Standing along the walls are what I call Wallflowers. Newbies that don't do anything. We avoid them and look for targets that are as beautiful as my girl. There are roughly 40 couples to choose from and we find one. Now here is one of the biggest tricks in swinging- how far away to park your girl and who to lay her next to. Find out in part 4.

Ok how far away to lay down next to another couple? Usually one foot is about right- but here comes the crucial question. Where to position your girl. You want to put her next to the other girl- because in proper swinging the girls rule. And they call the shots! After that comes the next step called the display.

During the display your girl whips out some simethicone lube- and while she is getting me hard- tries to gain eye contact with the other man's wife. Next up is the most important quality a girl can have- when she goes with you to a swingers club. I'll reveal that next. Footnote (Anyone who lives in south florida and hasn't experience this is a lonely, fool.).

[PompanoGuy]

If an item is sold in year 2 for $ 1000 but was purchased in year 1 for $ 800 what was the profit on this transaction in each year?

I'm not an account and I don't pretend to be an accountant. I'm an IT professional. When I need an Accountant once a year, I hire one. What I wouldn't do is to pretend to be one while I know that I'm not. Since you asked me a question, let me ask you one. Why would you tell Hillsborough County 10 years ago that you were a self employed carpenter rather than an Accountant? Do you make more money as a "Self employed Carpenter" than you would with a masters in Accounting? If so, why do you share a dumpy two bedroom 900 Sq Ft apartment with a transient rather than sit back and enjoy your retirement? The girls talk and laugh at you. Do you want to keep going?

[Montes2]

Aren't we overdue for C5's post congratulating Monte for his post and saying how much he's looking forward to the next edition? No one believes the bullshit stories that either of you tell and the girls all deny them. Since you seem to live together, can't you just discuss how cool you are together in your dumpy apartment and spare us the fictional stories?

For 16 years I lived between 15 and 30 minutes from Trapeze and the place is a joke. The few young people that go in there are disgusted by all the 60 year olds trying to hook up with them and they leave. Do you really expect us to believe that you choose which ones you will take? That's fucking hilarious. If a guy sent his wife to be with you're ugly ass, that would be tantamount to spousal abuse. Anyone can read the Broward, Pompano and Miami boards and you'll barely see a reference to the place. I've driven by the place and laughed at the old geezers walking in there. While I've never gone in, I had a few younger friends that did and they unanimously declared it sucked.

By the way, no one believes your Master in Accounting story either.

If an item is sold in year 2 for $ 1000 but was purchased in year 1 for $ 800 what was the profit on this transaction in each year?

[NotACop1]

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You are fundamentally misunderstanding the nature of this thread. I don't know what you're problem is with the other member you are threatening but there is no favoritism at play here. If anybody said the same thing to you my actions would be the same.

That member has been added to your admin ignore list so you may no longer make any comments about him (he's got about 30 on his) and like him, going forward you will always be moderated.

Your restrictions are now exactly like his so before you go off on me protecting him like a lot of you assholes do, if I'm treating you EXACTLY as I treat him, how can that be favoritism?

Go ahead, think on it, I'll wait.

A2