The Rat Trap

[GeorgeMason]

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 8

1. It's clear why gay guys like NoFear and his boyfriends are always so happy. They do not have any women to fuck up their life, and they get all the anal they want.

2. NoFear asked the hot blonde nurse working in the hospital for a blowjob the other day. He told NoFear to fuck off.

3. According to the ABC show "Is Oral Sex Safe", you can get cancer by giving or receiving blowjobs. This puts NoFear in double-trouble of getting cancer.

4. NoFear has the gayest walk ever. Just for a laugh, his boyfriend tied his shoe laces together. NoFear didn't even notice.

5. Police report a woman was attacked by 2 gay men last night. NoFear held her down so his boyfriend could do her hair.

6. NoFear farted in class one day. It was so fucking embarrassing. It smelled like Vasoline.

7. NoFear went out with his boyfriend to a gay bar. NoFear was getting bored, and he yawned. His boyfriend is now mad at NoFear, because he got 6 phone numbers when he yawned.

8. Remember NoFear, it's only gay if you push back. Oh shit, you really ARE gay.

9. NoFear's Daddy took him to a gay brothel for his 18th birthday. NoFear thanked him for being so understanding. His Daddy said: "understanding? I got you a job here, you lazy bent little fucker".

10. NoFear says gays give him the willies. NoFear say gays give him the willies. NoFear say gays give him their willies.

11. His boyfriend calls NoFear and tells him he's selling his microwave. He says the kids put the pet rooster in it, and now everything tastes like cock. He thought NoFear may be interested.

12. NoFear says he wants to settle down some day. Probably on the end of a big dick.

13. The game of checkers taught NoFear that a man with another man on top of him makes him a king. But life teaches NoFear that it makes him a queen.

14. Every Saturday night NoFear says he wakes to the sound of his boyfriends having sex. That is, unless it's the pain in NoFear's ass that wakes him first.

15. What do Christians and NoFear have in common? They both say: "Ahh, men".

16. Breaking News, NoFear! Scientists found a cure for the HIV virus that causes AIDS. They call it "Not Being a Raging faggot.

17. Contrary to popular belief, NoFear and his boyfriends are not "practicing faggots". They are very good at it, and they need no practice.

18. NoFear says one man's junk is another gay man's treasure.

19. NoFear is one of the original Village People. He's the Village Idiot.

20. NoFear and his boyfriends will never die of natural causes. They suck dick and take it up the ass. Ain't nothing natural about that.

21. If you don't like gay marriage, blame the straight people like NoFear's parents. They are the ones that keep having gay babies.

NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!

[GeorgeMason]

And get ready for the Tide to Roll.

https://youtu.be/mEYjBvxajF0

Now that's the funniest shit right there I've heard in awhile.

In case you missed it honey, looks like your Tide is "rolling" in the wrong direction.

Did you already forget their disgrace in last year's championship game?

[OdinsBeard78]

And get ready for the Tide to Roll.

https://youtu.be/mEYjBvxajF0

I'll be surprised if Saban stays another year. As much as I want to say my Gators can win out this year, I think we're still looking at 10 wins. Bama's got a pretty easy version of the west this year except LSU of course. But who knows, maybe we send ol' st nick on permanant vacation in December in Atlanta. Go GATORS!

[OdinsBeard78]

Says it all.

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/paige-es...altimore-31515#erotic.

Stalking much? Chicks gone and you still got it out for her? I don't care what why'all's issue is, but damn get over it.

[Nutted]

Okay TH, good buddy, your wish is my command!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 7

1. NoFear is a big X-Files fan. He created the effect of being abducted and probed by aliens, by drinking 3 full bottles of vodka in a gay bar.

2. When NoFear's boyfriends die and are cremated, since they were such good lovers, NoFear's going to dump their ashes in a pot of chili so they can tear up NoFear's ass just one more time.

3. One day NoFear's boyfriends walked into NoFear's bedroom and found him on all fours being spit-roasted by two big black men. One was balls deep in NoFear's ass, and the other was pissing down NoFear's throat. NoFear looked up red-faced and said: "please don't tell the board about this. Oops, SECRET'S OUT"!

4. NoFear learned today that Vaseline stimulates hair growth. He now understands why his boyfriends have ponytails coming out of their ass.

5. A fairy granted NoFear 3 wishes. So NoFear asked that all gay men be removed from the earth. NoFear never got his other 2 wishes.

6. If NoFear ever writes a book, it surely will be called "50 Shades of Gay".

7. I just logged in to Facebook and saw a status update saying: "out in town looking for a big studly dick". Now I regret accepting NoFear's friend request.

8. A SW just told NoFear that it would really turn her on to watch NoFear suck off another man. NoFear didn't realize she knew about the first one, much less seen him do it.

9. NoFear knew for sure he was gay when he bent over and saw 4 balls.

10. It is hardly news that NoFear and his boyfriends prefer dicks. Most pussies do.

11. I asked NoFear if he heard the joke you're not suppose to tell gay people? He said: "no". I said: "exactly".

12. The government is going to start paying extra benefits to single gay men (like NoFear) looking for a partner. They're going to call it a "Knob Seekers Allowance".

13. NoFear's Daddy put a "Princess on Board" sign on his car window the day after gay faggot NoFear came out of the closet.

14. NoFear asked his Daddy if a boy can get another boy pregnant? His Daddy said of course not. So NoFear told his boyfriend: "see I told you, everything will be okay".

15. NoFear says it's really not that much fun being gay, because his friends are always "moaning behind his back".

16. NoFear asked the McDonald worker for a small shake. The worker told NoFear to fuck-off, as he quickly zipped up his pants and walked away from the urinal.

17. NoFear is against gay marriage. He says his boyfriends will want weddings, and NoFear is too cheap.

18. News Flash for NoFear: Researchers are close to discovering why some people have natural protection against catching HIV. Not having the urge to put you dick in another man's butt may very well have something to do with it.

19. NoFear and his boyfriends are gay Jehovah's Witnesses. They only knock on your back door.

NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!

Awesome way to start the day! Dopamine hit. Coffee & Donuts & Jokes. LMAO.

LTD.

[GeorgeMason]

Unbeatable combo. Morning' coffee & laughs. LOL.

LTD.

Okay TH, good buddy, your wish is my command!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 7

1. NoFear is a big X-Files fan. He created the effect of being abducted and probed by aliens, by drinking 3 full bottles of vodka in a gay bar.

2. When NoFear's boyfriends die and are cremated, since they were such good lovers, NoFear's going to dump their ashes in a pot of chili so they can tear up NoFear's ass just one more time.

3. One day NoFear's boyfriends walked into NoFear's bedroom and found him on all fours being spit-roasted by two big black men. One was balls deep in NoFear's ass, and the other was pissing down NoFear's throat. NoFear looked up red-faced and said: "please don't tell the board about this. Oops, SECRET'S OUT"!

4. NoFear learned today that Vaseline stimulates hair growth. He now understands why his boyfriends have ponytails coming out of their ass.

5. A fairy granted NoFear 3 wishes. So NoFear asked that all gay men be removed from the earth. NoFear never got his other 2 wishes.

6. If NoFear ever writes a book, it surely will be called "50 Shades of Gay".

7. I just logged in to Facebook and saw a status update saying: "out in town looking for a big studly dick". Now I regret accepting NoFear's friend request.

8. A SW just told NoFear that it would really turn her on to watch NoFear suck off another man. NoFear didn't realize she knew about the first one, much less seen him do it.

9. NoFear knew for sure he was gay when he bent over and saw 4 balls.

10. It is hardly news that NoFear and his boyfriends prefer dicks. Most pussies do.

11. I asked NoFear if he heard the joke you're not suppose to tell gay people? He said: "no". I said: "exactly".

12. The government is going to start paying extra benefits to single gay men (like NoFear) looking for a partner. They're going to call it a "Knob Seekers Allowance".

13. NoFear's Daddy put a "Princess on Board" sign on his car window the day after gay faggot NoFear came out of the closet.

14. NoFear asked his Daddy if a boy can get another boy pregnant? His Daddy said of course not. So NoFear told his boyfriend: "see I told you, everything will be okay".

15. NoFear says it's really not that much fun being gay, because his friends are always "moaning behind his back".

16. NoFear asked the McDonald worker for a small shake. The worker told NoFear to fuck-off, as he quickly zipped up his pants and walked away from the urinal.

17. NoFear is against gay marriage. He says his boyfriends will want weddings, and NoFear is too cheap.

18. News Flash for NoFear: Researchers are close to discovering why some people have natural protection against catching HIV. Not having the urge to put you dick in another man's butt may very well have something to do with it.

19. NoFear and his boyfriends are gay Jehovah's Witnesses. They only knock on your back door.

NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!

[Nutted]

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 6

1. I told NoFear that I bet I could make him forget he's gay. He said: "but I'm not gay". I said: "there you go".

2. Today NoFear logged into a gay porn site by accident. For 3 hours.

3. NoFear's sister told her Daddy she thinks NoFear is gay because she found skid marks in his shorts. His Daddy said even he and his sister have skid marks sometimes too. NoFear's sister said: "true, but not at the fucking front".

4. NoFear thinks if he jerks his noodle to gay porn in the forest and nobody sees him, that he is still straight. He's stupid. Every one already knows he's gay..

Unbeatable combo. Morning' coffee & laughs. LOL.

LTD.

[Nutted]

You betcha, TH.

She's living in a FEMA trailer at Lake Nona, but she only sucks doctor and lawyer dicks these days, so you won't be able to see her.

LOL!

LTD.

No, c'mon. Not swagz! LOL.

LTD.

[GeorgeMason]

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 6

1. I told NoFear that I bet I could make him forget he's gay. He said: "but I'm not gay". I said: "there you go".

2. Today NoFear logged into a gay porn site by accident. For 3 hours.

3. NoFear's sister told her Daddy she thinks NoFear is gay because she found skid marks in his shorts. His Daddy said even he and his sister have skid marks sometimes too. NoFear's sister said: "true, but not at the fucking front".

4. NoFear thinks if he jerks his noodle to gay porn in the forest and nobody sees him, that he is still straight. He's stupid. Every one already knows he's gay.

5. We seem to be getting overrun these days with gay men like NoFear and his boyfriends. For a group of people who can't multiply, where the fuck are they all coming from?

6. One day NoFear's Daddy said his son is at that age where he puts anything in his mouth. Over 18 and gay.

7. NoFear's friend said the worst thing about waking up after a night drinking, is having less money and a sore head. NoFear said he doesn't have that problem, because he always wakes up with more money and a sore ass.

8. His family already made advance arrangements for NoFear's eventual funeral. They requested no flowers be sent. They expect enough pansies to show up on that day, like his "butty boy" from the closet.

9. NoFear's Daddy said one day NoFear came up to him with tears in his eyes, and told him he's gay. NoFear asked his Daddy if he will still love him. His Daddy said: "don't be stupid, you were an accident, we never loved you".

10. Earlier in life, NoFear appealed his 12-month sentence in an all-male prison. He said he wanted at least 5 years.

11. NoFear has been quoted as saying: "I deserved prison". I think the word he was looking for was "enjoyed".

12. NoFear's boyfriends say the only thing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with NoFear and finding a hole in your rubber, is waking up and finding a rubber in your hole.

13. NoFear hates when his boyfriends ask him to hold their purses, when their purses don't match what NoFear is wearing.

14. NoFear says he hates when men wear rubbers in porn. He says: "what's the point, men can't get each other pregnant".

15. NoFear and his boyfriends are so gay that they always buy cheap toilet paper, so their fingers always pass threw.

16. NoFear thinks his friend is gay. Every time his friend looks at NoFear, NoFear's dick gets hard.

17. NoFear says he hates licking ice cream in front of his boyfriends, because it distracts his boyfriends from sucking NoFear's dick.

18. NoFear's GPS keeps taking him and his boyfriends to gay bars. It's stuck on cruise control.

19. NoFear made a post in the Strip Club thread, and said he was at the bar with 3 dudes and 1 dancer. He said he was 100% sure he's getting layed, and 75% sure he'll enjoy it.

20. When NoFear signed up here, he chose his user name as he did because "Gay-Z" was already taken.

21. NoFear and his boyfriends are starring in a new version of The Wizard of Oz. It's called "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load".

NoFear = No Fear of the Cock = Loves the Cock = FAGGOT!

[GeorgeMason]

Swagz iz back?

You betcha, TH.

She's living in a FEMA trailer at Lake Nona, but she only sucks doctor and lawyer dicks these days, so you won't be able to see her.

LOL!

LTD.

[Explorer11]

Luck to not have a member fee. I believe this is the only adult board that have members dues. Even hooker ads are fee. I was wondering if you or Mighty Oz might have my Poem still? And no I won't write fake believe a hit song. He doesn't know how to make songs like that, he doesn't know what words to use. Eminem. Still have that white piece of shit car LOL.

Swagalicious.

Swagz iz back?

[GeorgeMason]

Hey NoFear, we're going to turn the page now, and take a look at page 2 of your personal photo album!

ROTFLOL!

[DayTripr]

What is this? A thread for grown men to act like school kids or what? If it ain't about buying or selling pussy then why? Why'all 3 get a room and fuck already dammit.

[GeorgeMason]

Hey NoFear, we're going to turn the page now, and take a look at page 2 of your personal photo album!

ROTFLOL!

[Nutted]

NoFear, where are you hiding? Did you go back in the closet?

Here are a few more jokes to keep you busy in there!

Jokes for NoFear from George, Part 5

1. NoFear and his boyfriend went to London. They were pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

2. I told NoFear that 1 in every 4 men is gay. He said he hopes it's his boyfriend's brother because he is super cute.

3. NoFear and his boyfriend always use glow-in-the-dark rubbers. They love playing with their light sabers during sex.

4. I asked NoFear's boyfriend what is the difference between NoFear and a microwave. He said: "the microwave doesn't brown his sausage".

5. NoFear's boyfriend asked NoFear what he uses to wash his dishes. NoFear said: "fairy liquid". His boyfriend thought he knew what NoFear meant until he caught him jerking off in the sink one day.

6. NoFear says all his friends call him gay because he cannot stay on a skateboard for more than 60 seconds. NoFear says he'd like to see them try it, with high heels on.

7. NoFear's sister shouted upstairs: "the sun has just come out". NoFear's Daddy threw on some shorts and flip flops ready for a day outdoors, and ran down stairs only to find NoFear holding hands with his boyfriend.

8. Nine out of 10 men prefer big boobs. The other man (NoFear) prefers the 9 men.

9. One day when NoFear was in school, a boy ran up to NoFear and called him gay. NoFear said he smacked the little betch across the face with his handbag.

10. NoFear and his boyfriend were talking the other day, and NoFear said he thinks his dog is gay. When his boyfriend asked why, NoFear said his dog's dick taste like shit.

11. Last night, NoFear heard sounds of sex next door. He went next door, and peeked threw the window and saw 4 gay men having an orgy. He said afterwards that he felt really sick. Probably from being outside with no coat in the cold for 2 hours.

12. What do NoFear and a sperm have in common? Both have a 1-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

13. NoFear and his boyfriend went hiking when NoFear fell, slipped a disc in his back, and was not able to get up. His boyfriend looked at him and smiled, as he pulled down NoFear's pants and said: "I guess we can call this Broke Back Mountain".

14. NoFear says he hates it when he wakes up from a night of drinking with "I Love Dick" written on his forehead. Especially when he was drinking at home all night. Alone.

15. NoFear and his boyfriend are so gay that they put their pants on backwards to save time.

16. NoFear always takes two asprin with his Viagra, so sex won't be such a pain in the ass.

17. I read the diary of NoFear's sister. One entry said: "my brother came out of the closet today". The next entry said: "I knew I should have used a better lock".

NoFear = No fear of the cock= Loves the cock= Faggot!

This is the life! Mornin' coffee & laughs from The Trap LOL.

LTD.