EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**HonkyDonkyMan** · 09-05-19 18:13

Stopped in Tat's in Northbrook today. They still are probably the best Euro experience you can find in the area. Shorted on time, but its a massage, that's not a big deal, very sensual, no talk of money, and got everything I needed. Really, I wouldn't go anywhere else at this point.

**Big Waffle** · 09-05-19 13:37

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Inga at Creative wasn't available so I took a shot with Basya. She's a middle aged Polish lady but she stays in pretty good shape and her skin looks much younger than her age. Not much of a massage just with some light rubbing. She will cover your ass with a small towel to maintain appearances but didn't bother when I removed it after a few minutes of getting to know you discussion. I rubbed her legs a little to get her vibe and she was cool with my roaming. After the flip she did some leg and chest massage, again very light, before moving to the finish. No negotiation and no hassle so that's a huge plus. Good technique on the finish although I would have liked more teasing and suspense. She allowed plenty of roaming (breasts out while my hands explored her ass and crotch otc) so I get the feeling more is available with Basya. Might return and try for BJ. Might also try Marta next door. I asked about 4 hand and Basya said that's available but for double the house fee. No thanks. I'll pay double tips but not double house unless there's something really special like some girl-on-girl play.

I wouldn't call her middle-aged, I would guess she's in her 60's. She got the job done but I wouldn't repeat. My experience was just kind of flat. Flat personality, flat technique, flat looks.

**WalkBob** · 09-05-19 10:41

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

A lot of Euro enthusiasts here have met her. RTFF, the closer you get to her, more disappointed you will become.

Sounds like no reason to make a repeat trip then.

**WalkBob** · 09-05-19 10:38

Originally Posted by Pscones [View Original Post]

Was topless / touching on top permitted?

I did not get there as I was rubbing her ass so don't know.

**Riina** · 09-04-19 12:00

Originally Posted by ItsHowdyDoody [View Original Post]

I believe CTM has a new provider but other than Ivana they don't stick around very long usually.

There was a hot Ukrainian working there almost two years ago. Sweet petite thing with a nice personality. Anybody know where she went?

**Big Waffle** · 09-03-19 13:14

Originally Posted by ReadyForRub [View Original Post]

The more disinterested you will learn she is. It's all about the most money in the shortest period of time.

Yup. It only takes a couple visits before you can see that her attitude is really bleak. If you're not in a rational mood (and we've all been there) she will rob you blind. But she's also kind of variable on her rates. If you firmly tell her "This is what I want, this is what I'll give you, and nothing more. If that doesn't work then I'll go to other providers", she might fold. But it's such a buzzkill to have that kind of interaction with someone. That's why I don't see her. She's not terrible looking though, and she has decent technique with her hands. I would guess she's in her 50's. Her body is super bony though. It's not soft at all. She should quit smoking and eat more healthy fats or something.

I will say that I really like the massage table where she works. Very comfortable. But yeah stay rational guys. Do not overpay. Every time you overpay it encourages them to raise rates.

**ItsHowdyDoody** · 09-03-19 08:32

Originally Posted by CubsFan123 [View Original Post]

Every time I've been to CTM this past year its been the same woman there. Forgot her name, but above average massage and standard L1. Nothing special, but always consistent.

That would be Iowana (ivana).

As usual tho, RTFF as many of these have been covered as much as they can with the slow things going on Euro land. I believe CTM has a new provider but other than Ivana they don't stick around very long usually.

**CubsFan123** · 09-02-19 12:25

Originally Posted by Roy [View Original Post]

Thanks for the info.

I get down to Chicago every couple weeks and Looking forward to trying some of these. I have been doing a lot of research on the forum and that's why I love this website. There just was not much on here about Chicago Therapeutic.

Every time I've been to CTM this past year its been the same woman there. Forgot her name, but above average massage and standard L1. Nothing special, but always consistent.

**Roy** · 09-02-19 11:39

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Chicago Therapeutic on Montrose (773)*905-9688. Not much on them here. Reviews on another site suck. I've never been. Euro scene is largely in Northbrook and has gone downhill recently with older staff at CT and Maria and serious GPS problems you'll see just below. CT only has older heavy Polish ladies right now except for Inga who wants way too much $$. Same BS at Maria's which was my go-to for a couple years. Solar & Quality is fine but expensive 100 for nude L1. More fun can be had at Tat's and Lovely Touch (basya) but you may not get much of a massage. RTTF for other options in Schaumburg and Arlington heights.

Thanks for the info.

I get down to Chicago every couple weeks and Looking forward to trying some of these. I have been doing a lot of research on the forum and that's why I love this website. There just was not much on here about Chicago Therapeutic.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-02-19 07:47

Originally Posted by Roy [View Original Post]

HI, I live the Madison area of Wisconsin and used to frequent the shops in Belvidere and Rockford. Well as you know they have been shut down, so looking into the EMPs in the Chicago area. I get to Chicago quite often and did visit GH in Schaumburg a few years ago. Natalie was great. Last week I stopped in at Norwood on Milwaukee avenue and had a session with Nancy. Friendly girl nice session with HE. I pretty much have a list of the places such as CT, Marias, Solar. Haven't tired those yet and will report when I do. The one I am having trouble locating any phone number for is Chicago Therapeutic Massage on Montrose; can anyone help me out? Thanks.

The only non AMP left in Madison is The Geisha House. It's OK been there for years. A little expensive and the quality of girls does vary quite a lot. There are reports in the Wisconsin / Madison section.

Chicago Therapeutic on Montrose (773)*905-9688. Not much on them here. Reviews on another site suck. I've never been. Euro scene is largely in Northbrook and has gone downhill recently with older staff at CT and Maria and serious GPS problems you'll see just below. CT only has older heavy Polish ladies right now except for Inga who wants way too much $$. Same BS at Maria's which was my go-to for a couple years. Solar & Quality is fine but expensive 100 for nude L1. More fun can be had at Tat's and Lovely Touch (basya) but you may not get much of a massage. RTTF for other options in Schaumburg and Arlington heights.

**CGuy2** · 09-01-19 21:52

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Went to Maria's in Skokie. It appears that the place is going down. Dust and filth were everywhere. The toilet was scary. The towels on the table seems to be unchanged since Christmas. For 70 per hour I would expect to have at least some basic hygienic environment. I hope that someone who is in charge will read it.

Agneska, about 40 (year old Slightly overweight, with sticking out belly, was the mt. I've been to that place many times, she saw me before going in and out, but had never had a chance to provide any services. Upon coming to the room she collected 70 house fee then proceeded to massage. Actually there was no massage, instead it was just some sporadic spread of tons of oil on my back and legs. It lasted about 15 minutes, then without any prior teasing she suggested to turn over and demanded 120 for L1 upfront. I obviously refused, then she continued to spread gallons of oil on my front and in about 10 minutes reduced her demand to 60, still upfront. I agreed, she did the job fully dressed. After the finish she immediately stopped, handed to me some paper towel and left the room. I was shorted approximately 20 minutes, she didn't even bother to wipe oil from my body. As a result my dress shirt was ruined, I discovered some traces of oil even on the back side of my tie.

It was probably one of worst services that I've seen in last 20 years.

Thank you, based on your report you saved me a frustrating experience and a laundry bill.

**Roy** · 09-01-19 13:38

HI, I live the Madison area of Wisconsin and used to frequent the shops in Belvidere and Rockford. Well as you know they have been shut down, so looking into the EMPs in the Chicago area. I get to Chicago quite often and did visit GH in Schaumburg a few years ago. Natalie was great. Last week I stopped in at Norwood on Milwaukee avenue and had a session with Nancy. Friendly girl nice session with HE. I pretty much have a list of the places such as CT, Marias, Solar. Haven't tired those yet and will report when I do. The one I am having trouble locating any phone number for is Chicago Therapeutic Massage on Montrose; can anyone help me out? Thanks.

The only non AMP left in Madison is The Geisha House. It's OK been there for years. A little expensive and the quality of girls does vary quite a lot. There are reports in the Wisconsin / Madison section.

**Datsurman** · 08-31-19 08:56

Please do not tip when the MT doesn't include at least L1 with massage.

Originally Posted by TR5321 [View Original Post]

I visited CT this week. I saw a new person "Mia". She gave he a great massage. If you like a legit deep tissue massage, she will be the person. She does not offer any extras. (With the recent shutdowns all over, I do not blame her). I will repeat for a good massage.

**Walker333** · 08-29-19 13:26

Just saw her a few days ago. Immediately upon entering the room she offered L1 and demanded 200 for full nude or 150 dressed up. I declined and was ready to leave, but she reluctantly reduced to 100 fully clothed, pointing that she was in a good mood, but the next time it definitely will not happen for so low. In 20 min the whole thing was over.

I'm done with this place. The whole setup looks, smells and feels like shit. The talent, suffering from GPS, consists of money hangry, lazy bitches.

**Walker333** · 08-26-19 13:45

Went to Maria's in Skokie. It appears that the place is going down. Dust and filth were everywhere. The toilet was scary. The towels on the table seems to be unchanged since Christmas. For 70 per hour I would expect to have at least some basic hygienic environment. I hope that someone who is in charge will read it.

Agneska, about 40 (year old Slightly overweight, with sticking out belly, was the mt. I've been to that place many times, she saw me before going in and out, but had never had a chance to provide any services. Upon coming to the room she collected 70 house fee then proceeded to massage. Actually there was no massage, instead it was just some sporadic spread of tons of oil on my back and legs. It lasted about 15 minutes, then without any prior teasing she suggested to turn over and demanded 120 for L1 upfront. I obviously refused, then she continued to spread gallons of oil on my front and in about 10 minutes reduced her demand to 60, still upfront. I agreed, she did the job fully dressed. After the finish she immediately stopped, handed to me some paper towel and left the room. I was shorted approximately 20 minutes, she didn't even bother to wipe oil from my body. As a result my dress shirt was ruined, I discovered some traces of oil even on the back side of my tie.

It was probably one of worst services that I've seen in last 20 years.