EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**KiwiEater48** · 01-28-23 18:13

Originally Posted by ManTooth [View Original Post]

I went twice over the summer, I asked for Irina and was told she was unavailable the first time, and got a legit massage. The second time I asked for her and saw her, but she was befuddled as to how I might have gotten her name. Massage was good, but no action here.

Sorry you didn't get action, but I sure did with her. I put down the donation, including the tip, so I think she knew how I wanted it to end. Lots of teasing and definitely fun.

**Chicago41** · 01-22-23 23:30

Originally Posted by Coopertars [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779

Not sure if this belongs here or in another thread, but recently saw Alexandra.

Pros: Tall, great body, tattoos, piercings, friendly, clean incall, great atmosphere, incredibly relaxing massage almost LMT level, doesn't rush at all and you'll use the entire time you paid for. Easy to schedule with little / no verification.

I will also say she's great, very attractive, really sweet and seems intelligent. Awesome massage and good L1 with roaming. Last time I tried to schedule with her she went silent suddenly and hasn't responded to any of my follow-up texts, so I dunno if she blocked me or what happened. She's great, though. If all you're after is L1 then she's worth a visit.

**Coopertars** · 01-22-23 13:25

https://tryst.link/massage/alexandra2779

Not sure if this belongs here or in another thread, but recently saw Alexandra.

Pros: Tall, great body, tattoos, piercings, friendly, clean incall, great atmosphere, incredibly relaxing massage almost LMT level, doesn't rush at all and you'll use the entire time you paid for. Easy to schedule with little / no verification.

Cons: $150 hh, $250 hr, only gets you L1. Don't think there's anything else on the menu, she made it clear when booking.

Bottom line: If you're looking for a legit legit massage with a good amount of tease, and just a handshake, this is a good spot. Can justify the $150 half hour cost for it, but its a tougher sell for me personally for the 1 hour. I'm sure if I did the hour I'd fall asleep because of how relaxing the massage was.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 01-12-23 17:20

Legit massage. Great massage if you need a real one. Used to see her for awhile.

Originally Posted by Gitty [View Original Post]

https://yelp.to/kb8IpySpxwb

**Gitty** · 01-12-23 17:17

https://yelp.to/kb8IpySpxwb

**Zeuss** · 01-06-23 20:00

Originally Posted by Hardwood1060 [View Original Post]

She posts on MA. Name is Anna. Not to be confused with the several other Anna's mentioned in the forum. And different from the one I asked about from CL. Photo could be her maybe 10 yrs ago. Not unattractive but not a looker. Digits end in 6803.

Place is closer to the lake than it is Deerfield. Had a gut feeling that is was all "above the sheets" when I saw various other spa related equipment in the room. Solid massage. No hint of extras, nor did she get close enough or present the opportunity. Even a few subtle shut downs such as insisting I keep the cover on and repositioning the legs.

Still looking for that solid MT who enjoys making sure you are fully relaxed.

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Been to room 5 in the basement a couple if times last week and got nothing from same older MT. Should I be requesting someone in particular?

Euros can be easily spooked best to re-think your approach.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 01-06-23 13:17

Been to room 5 in the basement a couple if times last week and got nothing from same older MT. Should I be requesting someone in particular?

**Hardwood1060** · 01-05-23 01:41

She posts on MA. Name is Anna. Not to be confused with the several other Anna's mentioned in the forum. And different from the one I asked about from CL. Photo could be her maybe 10 yrs ago. Not unattractive but not a looker. Digits end in 6803.

Place is closer to the lake than it is Deerfield. Had a gut feeling that is was all "above the sheets" when I saw various other spa related equipment in the room. Solid massage. No hint of extras, nor did she get close enough or present the opportunity. Even a few subtle shut downs such as insisting I keep the cover on and repositioning the legs.

Still looking for that solid MT who enjoys making sure you are fully relaxed.

**KiwiEater48** · 12-28-22 17:19

Originally Posted by Hardwood1060 [View Original Post]

Anyone have experience with Nataly? I've searched both forum and Google but did not find anything.

Thanks in advance for any info.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...567686384.html

Yeah, if this is Russian-French Anna, I would definitely avoid. I saw her and had an awful experience.

**Dr Manhattan** · 12-27-22 18:59

Originally Posted by Hardwood1060 [View Original Post]

Anyone have experience with Nataly? I've searched both forum and Google but did not find anything.

Thanks in advance for any info.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...567686384.html

Pretty sure this one has been mentioned recently. Either in this thread, or in the threads for CL ads. I believe she has been around for awhile. Same woman:

https://www.yesbackpage.com/105/post...massages-.html

**Hardwood1060** · 12-21-22 21:57

Anyone have experience with Nataly? I've searched both forum and Google but did not find anything.

Thanks in advance for any info.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/h...567686384.html

**Zeuss** · 12-17-22 18:14

Originally Posted by Hardwood1060 [View Original Post]

Saw her today. Massage was one of the better I've had. Went for Swedish. Very relaxing and sensual. But that's about where it ends.

Skinny frame. Huge mm. Face barely moved when she talked.

If you want a good massage and to get the engine going. She's all that. But you will leave needing more.

Can also find her here.
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/hws/d/rolling-meadows-massage-60-minute-mini/7565058890.html

Agreed. Same experience for me. I was thinking that the cleavage she was showing was a good sign, as well as her thorough sensual touch, but no. She's also a personal trainer.

**Dr Manhattan** · 12-15-22 12:28

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Noticed a new place in the basement. Spa Natural or something like that. Haven't tried them yet.

Isn't that right across the hall from CT? I believe this Euro woman has been down there for many years. Similar business name. Legit is my hunch, as it's all skin care treatments, unless anyone else can hint otherwise.

https://rutanaturals.com/about-us

**ChgoGuySouth** · 12-14-22 20:32

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

What happened to CT Bushana? Retired? She was always a pretty good time.

Noticed a new place in the basement. Spa Natural or something like that. Haven't tried them yet.

**Ziroxd91** · 12-14-22 14:29

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

Yeah I do. Just as a quick point of reference, these types of reviews are posted in the Euro motel massage section. This section here is for Euro massage parlors.

Anita is likely late 40's. When I saw her last, which was probably 3 years ago or so, she still had an impressively fit body for her age. The pic of her with her hands on the wall is the most accurate. Personality is nice and she's accommodating for the price. Daty and L1 but I think more is available for an upgrade.

This agency has been around for over a decade. Over the years they've had a wide range of talent. From girls like Lydia and Agata who were young and hot to average looking older women. Joanna, for example, is probably in her 60's now. I saw her maybe 8 years ago and like Anita she had an impressive body for her age. She's been there for forever as has Stella who I used to see regularly around the same time. This was before she started wearing the mask. I'm not sure about Laura. Never saw her.

Ely and Lydia were my favorites and I would be the first one to book if either of them came back.

Thanks for your info. I definitely try her.