EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[TheraPathetic]

I have a friend that is going to visit Chicago in a few weeks. He said he is interested in a high end massage or Tantra experience. Cost is no object to this guy! Any recommendations would be appreciated. Please PM me with info.

Thank you.

[ItsHowdyDoody]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38364/

Any intel on this one?

LOL. I have tried to get in touch with her every now and then fora while, no response. I once reverse imaged her pics, and one of them linked to some online pay for chat dominatrix type thing. I am not positive she is a real local person.

[ChicagoCat99]

Jane is American female version of her native name. PM me if you want details on my session.

I truly appreciate this.

Apparently, she is busy with other customers and has no problem to keep a luxury car, so why don't I save myself $75?

No reason to rush for her during pandemic.

Hope you will slow down a little, so everything will be ok.

[TheWimp]

Ah yes miracle. She uses a glove on some. It is self serve to begin with the first visit. She will allow more subsequent visits, but I personally couldn't stand her personality the first time. She had some weird like overall outfit on too during the summer, and I was hoping for yoga pants.

Did someone say, there is more talent at this place? I have never heard of such thing.

Howdy, I only visited the place one time. On that visit only Mar. Was there. Fortunately I did not get a globe treatment. Whew.

[Pupsnu]

I don't have personal experience but seems pretty legit.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38364/

Any intel on this one?

[Dgordon630]

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38364/

Any intel on this one?

[ItsHowdyDoody]

For those who enjoy DIY, this is your place. DIY can be fun if on limited budget because the tip is obviously lower. This place is in lower basement level of office building off a major street. The Euro therapist is in 50's with huge knockers. The room is large, clean and all in white. On first visit you will have loose sheet placed on you. The lady is friendly and provides light touch. Standard is not an option. Credit Cards accepted and there is parking lot parking available.

Ah yes miracle. She uses a glove on some. It is self serve to begin with the first visit. She will allow more subsequent visits, but I personally couldn't stand her personality the first time. She had some weird like overall outfit on too during the summer, and I was hoping for yoga pants.

Did someone say, there is more talent at this place? I have never heard of such thing.

[ChicagoCat99]

For those who enjoy DIY, this is your place. DIY can be fun if on limited budget because the tip is obviously lower. This place is in lower basement level of office building off a major street. The Euro therapist is in 50's with huge knockers. The room is large, clean and all in white. On first visit you will have loose sheet placed on you. The lady is friendly and provides light touch. Standard is not an option. Credit Cards accepted and there is parking lot parking available.

Thank you very much.

I realize you tend to give too generous review scores.

To me, half of places are disappointment since any woman can start it.

I am willing to takes risk if it is $60 or less.

I want over minimum quality if it is more.

[TheWimp]

Dear wimp,

Are you sure you got L1?

How many times did you visit to get it?

After studying her ad, I notice Jane is actually old Anna. Reason for name change? Too arrogant and snobbery, so many did not like her.

Super light massage and no teasing.

Fine for $55, but for $75 unless something changed.

Jane is American female version of her native name. PM me if you want details on my session.

[ChicagoCat99]

Gents one Euro whose shut me out is Jane. She has a nice set up not far from the AH race track in an office building. Great parking. I like her rubs because it was soft touch and she dirty talked. She is about 5'5 blonde hair pretty eyes. Thin build. Wears yoga and a black t shirt. She has two rooms and her office is located at end of the hallway so there is privacy. Many of you will know her from the Olga days in wheeling before it got shut down. She is also friends with Olga from Northbrook. She provides a standard end. I don't care for her personality as she is a moody gal. This Euro cares about the cash. But I do recommend for a light touch teasing time. PM me if you need details.

Dear wimp,

Are you sure you got L1?
How many times did you visit to get it?

After studying her ad, I notice Jane is actually old Anna. Reason for name change? Too arrogant and snobbery, so many did not like her.

Super light massage and no teasing.

Fine for $55, but not for $75 unless I see some change.

[TheWimp]

For those who enjoy DIY, this is your place. DIY can be fun if on limited budget because the tip is obviously lower. This place is in lower basement level of office building off a major street. The Euro therapist is in 50's with huge knockers. The room is large, clean and all in white. On first visit you will have loose sheet placed on you. The lady is friendly and provides light touch. Standard is not an option. Credit Cards accepted and there is parking lot parking available.

[TheWimp]

It exactly sounds like old Ana's location.

Sure you got L1?

Ana was 35 years old Russian and probably the most youngest and prttest euro I had for life.

She charged only $55 for hr and pretty good massage.

Only problem? Super legit.

For those interested. You can see her ad in bedpage, sometimes craigslist beauty section (euro spa palatine) and massagefnd.

[TheWimp]

It exactly sounds like old Ana's location.

Sure you got L1?

Ana was 35 years old Russian and probably the most youngest and prttest euro I had for life.

She charged only $55 for hr and pretty good massage.

Only problem? Super legit.

Jane is her name now. Yes I am sure I got standard finish. Very light touch massage. On 4th floor of MB fin building off Northwest Highway. Solid white door at far end of hallway. Wears black yoga and dirty black t shirt. Short blonde in hair and blue eyes. Light sounding Russian voice and is also a nurse.

[TheWimp]

White Mercedes.

Even better. A German car with slogan - "there is no substitute. " Bought from a major dealership.

[ChicagoCat99]

Audra Spa. Located on ogden ave. Dana / neli. Please just call the spa ad ask your rate questions etc. Please visit and post your experience. I had another monger Pm me he had success. I asked him to post and he didn't.

I've been answering the same questions over and over, here is the info via post. Its easier but also will cause monger interference booking appts if you all are contacting them.

Czech moving to Lombard. Sarah. Athletic build, tall, thin. Ok looking. I can't post the cell phone so if you want that just ask for cell via pm. Lombard area close to the gorilla statue on north ave.

Latin Touch S. - older latina. Google the spa and you will see pics and info. Please contact the spa for appt and rates.

Czech. Type - berwyn massage. In google and you will see. Massage by. - I am not putting a recommendation in for her because YMMV and requires effort.

Good Luck Gents.

Avoid Sarah!

This below average looking smoker does not do massage.

Weak massage and disappear in the middle of session after putting some massage machine on your back.

Exactly same thing happened to my friend.

Waste of $75.