EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Zeuss** · 02-18-23 15:19

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

She was "Instagram Lana," who had an office on the Frontage Road in Northfield. I cannot vouch for any other MT's in her location. I do believe different photo's are often used, depending on the ad. Pics all have a similar likeness, although none of them are actually her. Overall she's a professional, mature Euro who provided a wonderful head to toe massage. I'd definitely recommend in this forum.

Her massage is on point, especially the tease. What do you mean "instagram Lana?" What's her profile?

**Riina** · 02-18-23 14:26

Originally Posted by AngelBravo [View Original Post]

I dreamed of Wendy from 262.

https://classyladiesofchicago.escort...ew-wendy-60323

I followed up on this in the morning. Thank you AngelBravo. My apologies for anything negative I may have directed towards you in the past.

**AngelBravo** · 02-18-23 01:22

I dreamed of Wendy from 262.

https://classyladiesofchicago.escort...ew-wendy-60323

She was absolutely gorgeous to be honest, those pictures are 100% her. That Tattoo is unmistakably unique and her.

She was quite sensual in her massage, nothing too amazing but a solid 8. Dana used to give solid 10 massages and great L1. Wendy's L1 needs a bit of refinement but only because she's so new at this. She's young, 22 years old would be my guess there is however a downside to her solid 9 looks, and solid 8 body.

That is her very limited Menu. She is Russian from Kazakhstan, has a strict no Kitty touching policy, won't even let you suck on her breasts. She gives a great tease and maybe in the future she will change her tune but someone this cute, you can tell just got into the biz and is not yet convinced this will be a full-time gig for her.

If you are looking for a L1 massage with a gorgeous girl but limited menu and somewhat strict rules she's your gal. She did allow mutual massage, as well as touching her breasts. In all it reminded me of the rules of Dana off RubMd; but Wendy is far more attractive IMO.

Enjoy, hope you like my review for others to partake.

**Dr Manhattan** · 02-08-23 18:10

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs.../22866571.html

She was "Instagram Lana," who had an office on the Frontage Road in Northfield. I cannot vouch for any other MT's in her location. I do believe different photo's are often used, depending on the ad. Pics all have a similar likeness, although none of them are actually her. Overall she's a professional, mature Euro who provided a wonderful head to toe massage. I'd definitely recommend in this forum.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 02-08-23 17:54

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

While searching around, I feel like there are at least 3 mt's at this location. Anyone have any insight? DM is ok.

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs.../22866571.html

**ChgoGuySouth** · 02-08-23 17:52

While searching around, I feel like there are at least 3 mt's at this location. Anyone have any insight? DM is ok.

**Zeuss** · 02-06-23 00:48

Originally Posted by JohnRocket99 [View Original Post]

You are correct, it was in a complex off of Oak, although later she moved to her condo. Good times, definitely 10-15 years ago to start for me. Found her off this forum.

I vaguely remember something off Oak. Like in a lower level / half basement? Beyond Imagination kinda rings a bell; so many places LOL.

**JohnRocket99** · 02-05-23 17:17

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Where was that? Like off Frontage road? I remember a couple of places off the frontage road, like Tats and someone else. That was like ten years ago though.

You are correct, it was in a complex off of Oak, although later she moved to her condo. Good times, definitely 10-15 years ago to start for me. Found her off this forum.

**Zeuss** · 02-03-23 00:02

Originally Posted by JohnRocket99 [View Original Post]

I'm wondering if anyone recalls Irene from Beyond Imagination in Northfield. Blonde with big rack, we had some fun back in the day. I think she's retired but if anyone still sees her, I'd like to connect again.

Thanks.

JR.

Where was that? Like off Frontage road? I remember a couple of places off the frontage road, like Tats and someone else. That was like ten years ago though.

**FnlvnGuy** · 01-31-23 21:46

You can skip and try something else. For sure there are better options.

Originally Posted by Lurker1111 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Lana out of Northbrook? Could be mentioned elsewhere but I'm still sifting through all the posts.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

I guess she does in-studio or mobile visits. I saw an Anna out of Schaumburg a couple times last year who is also on MF, and she was strictly legit. Pretty decent massage, though.

**Walker333** · 01-31-23 21:32

Originally Posted by JohnRocket99 [View Original Post]

I'm wondering if anyone recalls Irene from Beyond Imagination in Northfield. Blonde with big rack, we had some fun back in the day. I think she's retired but if anyone still sees her, I'd like to connect again.

Thanks.

JR.

Yes, of course I recall her. As far as can remember, I tried to get in touch with her right after the fucken COVID, I guess it was early fall of 2020, I'm not 100% positive. In any case, I had her number and texted her. To my surprise I've got a response a week or so later reading something like that "honey thanks so much, me no work no more" I wrote her back with no results and that was the end of it.

**JohnRocket99** · 01-31-23 19:41

I'm wondering if anyone recalls Irene from Beyond Imagination in Northfield. Blonde with big rack, we had some fun back in the day. I think she's retired but if anyone still sees her, I'd like to connect again.

Thanks.

JR.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-23 13:14

Originally Posted by Lurker1111 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Lana out of Northbrook? Could be mentioned elsewhere but I'm still sifting through all the posts.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

I guess she does in-studio or mobile visits. I saw an Anna out of Schaumburg a couple times last year who is also on MF, and she was strictly legit. Pretty decent massage, though.

Lana has been around for years in Northbrook; been at 1290 for several years. She gets the job done and has a decent body, but that's it. Nothing to write home about.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-23 13:12

Originally Posted by KiwiEater48 [View Original Post]

Sorry you didn't get action, but I sure did with her. I put down the donation, including the tip, so I think she knew how I wanted it to end. Lots of teasing and definitely fun.

I used to see Irina a lot years ago when they were on Dundee; also saw Olga. Tried a couple of times in the past few years and totally struck out. Olga didn't remember me; couldn't get past her spooked vibe. Then the last time she was all anal about the stupid face diapers. Super paranoid.

**Zeuss** · 01-29-23 13:08

Originally Posted by Lurker1111 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen Lana out of Northbrook? Could be mentioned elsewhere but I'm still sifting through all the posts.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

I guess she does in-studio or mobile visits. I saw an Anna out of Schaumburg a couple times last year who is also on MF, and she was strictly legit. Pretty decent massage, though.

Lana has been around for a long time in Northbrook, been at 1290 for quite a while. Nothing to write home about though.

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