EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**TheWimp** · 05-06-21 22:40

Originally Posted by TooFull [View Original Post]

I understand what you mean, but I've been too timid to try my luck at "legit" places. I would need the therapist to make the first move: graze the equipment, not drape properly, etc. Otherwise, just the sheer awkwardness would be too much, not to mention the legal implications of having the police potentially involved. How do you check if more is available? Do you just throw caution to the wind?

At any new place I do not do the following: I do not initiate any contact, I do not ask for ending. I do not discuss exchange of service. When I visit a new place, I look at how the therapist is dressed and how they talk to me. If I see they are dressed wearing a tank top and showing cleavage, I think ok maybe something could happen. If the therapist tells me before the massage and in th room to undress to my comfort level, I think ok they are ok with me being nude, so something could happen. I usually lie face down with the sheet not fully covering me. When the therapist walks in, if they are professional, they will immediately cover me fully or walk out of room and ask me to cover fully. If any of these two things happen, I retreat and enjoy a legit massage. If the therapist walks in and has no reaction to not being fully covered, I think ok something might happen. If the therapist asks me what kind of massage I want, I always say light touch and relaxing. If the therapist responds with saying you mean swedish, I say yes and retreat. A non legit therapist knows what light touch relaxing massage means. If the therapists asks me if I've been there before or who I've seen or what I do for a living, signs are good that something might happen. No legit massage therapist asks those questions because it does not matter to them. A non legit massage therapists asks those questions to understand what you might be looking for. I can go on but its a lot to discuss. I've wrote before in other posts to spread apart when they work the thighs. This is a huge non verbal que to them. I never have to initiate anyones hand on me. It just happens because of the non verbal ques. Do not try this with a legit therapist. I have lot of experience with this hobby and never throw caution to the wind.

**TooFull** · 05-06-21 21:58

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

I rarely go to sure things such as AMPs or call for outcall. I prefer visiting various spas and using my experience to get my needs met. Its a nice experience and somewhat of a high to have a nice looking therapist ensure I leave satisfied and knowing it was done in a major chain.

I understand what you mean, but I've been too timid to try my luck at "legit" places. I would need the therapist to make the first move: graze the equipment, not drape properly, etc. Otherwise, just the sheer awkwardness would be too much, not to mention the legal implications of having the police potentially involved. How do you check if more is available? Do you just throw caution to the wind?

**TheWimp** · 05-06-21 19:37

My view on legit is one where the spa and therapist follow certain guidelines such as client intake to understand any health problems. The therapist understands before the session what type of massage the client asked for such as Swedish or deep tissue. The therapist follows the draping etiquette ensuring the client is properly draped. If the client attempts any conversation regarding the therapists looks, private life, a professional therapist would respond appropriately based on her experience dealing with clients. If the therapist felt uncomfortable, the professional therapist would end the session and if any sexual favors were asked she can call the police.

My view on non legit. Just about any asian massage parlor, just about any outcall massage service that is open 24 hours and schedules appointments past 7 pm. Any therapist that arrives without a table or allows loose draping is a non legit therapist in my viewpoint. Any therapist that arrives in revealing clothes is not a legit therapist in my viewpoint.

In my experience, I've been to legit spas, major chains and had success getting my needs met. This does not mean that the spa is not running a legit spa. It does mean that therapists who have a license are looking to make additional money. If I go to a legit spa and am able to leave satisfied, I was lucky in finding a therapist who I consider "not legit". By not legit, I mean a therapist who broke away from the massage therapist rules that many professional therapists learn in school and "try" to uphold.

I've visited many spas that do not cater to us mongers and leave happy. I am aware of which therapists are true professionals and which are willing to provide satisfaction. Its part of this hobby, trying to read ahead of where to go, who to see, communicate on sites like this etc. As a monger we should show respect for every therapist legit or not. If the same respect is not shown to us, then do not visit the therapist.

I rarely go to sure things such as AMPs or call for outcall. I prefer visiting various spas and using my experience to get my needs met. Its a nice experience and somewhat of a high to have a nice looking therapist ensure I leave satisfied and knowing it was done in a major chain.

**Ron M** · 05-06-21 11:58

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

I've been going to HM in Morton Grove for a couple years now. I go when I want a real massage. Always legit with whoever I see. Of course I have my non legit ones I go to when I'm in the mood for an ok massage and extra services.

Agreed. Legit massage should stay legit. No need trying to turn a legit massage place into an extra play massage place. There are independent girls / ladies that give a legit massage with extra play. You just have to do some info digging to find them. Just as you would looking for an escort that will cater to your specific menu.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 05-06-21 11:25

Originally Posted by Balkan75 [View Original Post]

Most locations are legit, and the owner who is Greek try to keep it legit because he had problems with LEO in the past. What I've heard from the kitchen you might get lucky in Morton Grove location but no guaranty.

I've been going to HM in Morton Grove for a couple years now. I go when I want a real massage. Always legit with whoever I see. Of course I have my non legit ones I go to when I'm in the mood for an ok massage and extra services.

**Balkan75** · 05-06-21 02:05

Originally Posted by TooFull [View Original Post]

I've been to two HM locations. They seem pretty legit for the most part. Their clientele seem to be women getting mani / pedis, but I have noticed the women working the front desk are almost always hot euro women. I got the hint of something at the Nprville location, but only when the mt asked "what kind of massage do you want? She was too old for me, so I didn't try anything. I recently went to the Orl Park location. Again, it was completely legit. Haven't been to any of the northside locations. Maybe better luck can be had there. If anyone has had luck, you can dm me.

Most locations are legit, and the owner who is Greek try to keep it legit because he had problems with LEO in the past. What I've heard from the kitchen you might get lucky in Morton Grove location but no guaranty.

**TooFull** · 05-05-21 16:06

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

I think we are entering a new phase where a lot of the action will be UTR. Any Euro with looks and service will be an entirely new discovery. The difficult part will be trial and error. I simply don't have the time to visit every Heavenly location or strip mall Euro salon to test drive new bodyworkers. Groan.

I've been to two HM locations. They seem pretty legit for the most part. Their clientele seem to be women getting mani / pedis, but I have noticed the women working the front desk are almost always hot euro women. I got the hint of something at the Nprville location, but only when the mt asked "what kind of massage do you want? She was too old for me, so I didn't try anything. I recently went to the Orl Park location. Again, it was completely legit. Haven't been to any of the northside locations. Maybe better luck can be had there. If anyone has had luck, you can dm me.

**FnlvnGuy** · 05-02-21 22:33

Originally Posted by ApplePiePussy [View Original Post]

While the first part of your statement is true, the second part is false. There is a massive stigma for sex work in Eastern Europe and really the rest of Europe. This is why the girls from EE go to western Europe to work. They have anonymity there and can then return to their native country and their normal lives afterwards.

Most of the ones that care about anonimity are either married or have a family. There are many EE girls that to do this kind of work in their own countries. Most of these girls are posting their real photos in online websites and stating directly what they are offering and how much it cost. In most of these EE countires the sex work is not illiegal, but the pimping is. The girsl that go out of their countries are doing this just because in Western Europe they can make much more money.

On one of my trips to Europe, one of the girls shared that she had sex with 16 clients in a 24 hour period. She said that the more money she was making the more she wanted to make and she didn't care with how many man she has to sleep in order to achieve her goals. She was EE, but she worked in Netherland and Belgium. She got back "home" when she made enough money so she can pcik how many slients she can see in a day and not worry about not being able to cover her needs.

**Dr Manhattan** · 05-02-21 18:22

Originally Posted by ChiGuy489 [View Original Post]

Yeah Norridge was truly amazing. What comes close to them these days?

I think we are entering a new phase where a lot of the action will be UTR. Any Euro with looks and service will be an entirely new discovery. The difficult part will be trial and error. I simply don't have the time to visit every Heavenly location or strip mall Euro salon to test drive new bodyworkers. Groan.

**Jesus Collins** · 05-02-21 08:05

Originally Posted by ChiGuy489 [View Original Post]

Yeah Norridge was truly amazing. What comes close to them these days?

Yeah, I think all of the Golden Geese have been deep fired to a crsip.

**ChiGuy489** · 05-01-21 18:30

Originally Posted by JesusCollins [View Original Post]

I miss Norridge Girls and Lisunia's.

There I've said it.

Yeah Norridge was truly amazing. What comes close to them these days?

**Goat Trotter** · 04-29-21 14:58

Originally Posted by RoronoaZ [View Original Post]

Just messaged her the other day. Everything seems to be working. Is there a reason she might not want to see you?

Not that I know of. This is my first time BTW.

**IMissCutler** · 04-29-21 13:07

Originally Posted by TheWimp [View Original Post]

The original business is closed. The owner is out of the business / retired. A new owner took over the rental. By the way. Raquel is at Sunrise. Not a recommendation just letting you know where.

The sunrise on Diversey? How does Raquel look? I've thought about checking that place out. I know crystal who used to work at Zeus worked there before.

**RoronoaZ** · 04-29-21 07:46

Originally Posted by GoatTrotter [View Original Post]

Anyone provide info or PM on latest with her or new location. Profile seems to have disappeared and I haven't received any message back maybe because the number has changed or closed for business??

Just messaged her the other day. Everything seems to be working. Is there a reason she might not want to see you?

**Goat Trotter** · 04-28-21 15:48

Anyone provide info or PM on latest with her or new location. Profile seems to have disappeared and I haven't received any message back maybe because the number has changed or closed for business??