EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Rizpat]

Yes, and it's best to call there since texts are often not answered. Didn't notice any rotation change when I went last month.

I'm new to this scene. Mind sharing how to contact them?

[Coopertars]

https://chicago-bodyrubs.bedpage.com.../23062499.html

Not sure if this is the right spot for this review, but I've recently tried out this listing in the city a couple of times. Pictures are not accurate but the girls are very beautiful russians.

First time I tried it I paid for the hour, was greeted by a beautiful slim blonde who spoke english well enough and was very conversational. Took a shower and then got a nice massage with some nude b2 b and a standard L1, she gave me some lfk, licked my tip a bit before finishing the L1. Paid 200.

Second time I tried it I paid for the hour again, different girl this time, a very sexy brunette but she spoke hardly any english. She used her phone to translate everything. Took a shower when I got there and then was on a massage table instead of the bed this time. Girl didn't' take off any of her clothes and just massaged away in silence and then a jackhammer l1 finish. Same payment.

Sounds like they rotate girls every couple of days. If you want a good massage from a beautiful Russian this is a good place to go. But YMMV on the overall experience I think. If I do go back, I'll try to be more vocal about what I want and see if anything changes.

Edit: After searching on the forums a bit more, this agency/location has actually been reviewed before by ApplePiePussy a year ago. Seems like they had similar experiences to mine. In case anyone was on the fence for trying it out.

[KiwiEater48]

Haven't seen it mentioned in a while. Is it still happening? Any changes to the rotation?

Thanks.

Yes, and it's best to call there since texts are often not answered. Didn't notice any rotation change when I went last month.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Has anyone been there since the pandemic? Currently Monica and Barbara are the only ones working. I recall some mixed reviews about Monica and saw her once myself for a 1/2 hr session that was ok. Lame massage but allowed full roaming privileges. Reasonably good looking I think. I no nothing about Barbara.

Any other euro updates? We all thought there would be some Ukranian immigrants looking for easy money and maybe there are escorting but I've heard nothing about massage parlors.

I haven't seen Barbara but I have seen Monika, Tall Maria and short Maria.

Go to when I'm not looking for a real massage.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Anyone partake with a new girl here named Barbara? I see her reviewed on rm, but I don't sub up to that site anymore so can't see. Any intel appreciated. That does not mean "I was there 20 years ago and things sure have changed" type messages, but any real intel on this new girl, age, look, etc. Not much going on in Euro land lately.

Has anyone been there since the pandemic? Currently Monica and Barbara are the only ones working. I recall some mixed reviews about Monica and saw her once myself for a 1/2 hr session that was ok. Lame massage but allowed full roaming privileges. Reasonably good looking I think. I no nothing about Barbara.

Any other euro updates? We all thought there would be some Ukranian immigrants looking for easy money and maybe there are escorting but I've heard nothing about massage parlors.

[EdCarbone]

Has anybody visited this provider before?

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/36297/

I am aiming to see her soon whether extras are provided or not, I would just be curious about a little intel / background.

Hey all, live in LA now, so just taking a look back in Chicago. Went to Raya a few times, decent massage with a "relax and focus" where she teases your inner thighs but absolutely nothing extra. Place smelled like cigarettes. After three tries, never went back.

[OnSome]

Haven't seen it mentioned in a while. Is it still happening? Any changes to the rotation?

Thanks.

[ChgoGuySouth]

For the love of God, is it Inga, Anna or Lanna?

[Goat Trotter]

Well 1290 #8 didn't last long. Anyone visit? I was going to check them out but all their signage was gone.

Work out of the apt I think. Saw a ad a while back.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Well 1290 #8 didn't last long. Anyone visit? I was going to check them out but all their signage was gone.

[Jesus Collins]

When you say legit you mean one who was born here and follows guidelines set forth in their training. Asians and the Europeans know what they are doing to get you to come back. Great massage with a little brushing near the privates. Hell I've tried myself and thrown nice tips at her and still nothing. Going on 3 yrs visiting her since it's an excellent massage hoping that o e day she just might. That is what makes us men.

She was way more fun when she was married.

[Sunny3690]

So I searched here but couldn't find any reviews so I tried myself the April out all to my hotel room. The lady was on time and she was European for sure. Didn't catch her name.

Really good massage but could be better. $$ for good tease + massage and L1. Good teasing but not allowed near kitty.

They have another girl that I just called and talked her name is Elizabeth. Thinking to try her and see if can go L2 and L3.

Feel free to DM if you have any info on Elizabeth. Thanks.

[Walker333]

A girl like that who a few of us have already spoken about, is simply a very attractive, very legit (as in does not partake in what this forum.

Is about) business professional. No need to drag her into this forum, she's just a normal massage lady making a legit living.

Kasia is a popular euro name; so yes there are some other kasias out there, some notorious (nb kat who has retired?

Yes, this name is very common. There used to be (maybe still is) Kasia, Polish, at Maria's. She offered a full, overpriced menu and terrible massage.

[PeteMusk]

There's a Kasia K I found on LinkedIn in Schaumburg but I'm not sure how you go about making an appt. (Zeel.com?) She is a looker, though. If I remember from reading the forum a while ago there might be another Kasia, though?

Posting the link may violate TOS so you'll have to dig yourselves.

A girl like that who a few of us have already spoken about, is simply a very attractive, very legit (as in does not partake in what this forum.

Is about) business professional. No need to drag her into this forum, she's just a normal massage lady making a legit living.

Kasia is a popular euro name; so yes there are some other kasias out there, some notorious (nb kat who has retired?

[Lurker1111]

There's a Kasia K I found on LinkedIn in Schaumburg but I'm not sure how you go about making an appt. (Zeel.com?) She is a looker, though. If I remember from reading the forum a while ago there might be another Kasia, though?

Posting the link may violate TOS so you'll have to dig yourselves.