EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Bob521** · 08-07-14 18:47

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

I for one appreciate the ability to read through the comments and at least know where not to go. You don't have to tell everything to get good info. Too much info is how places close. PM folks that have similar interests / same vicinity as you and wallah, you got good info. Just sayin.

FB.

Speaking for myself only - I am nervous being too explicit about my adventures in public. I also would feel awful about getting someone in trouble, or shut down. So I walk that fine line by being fairly non-specific about good places and specific about legit places. This is especially true for EMPs. For example, Fantastic Feeling on Milwaukee Ave in Deerfield is an excellent place for a legit massage. $55 on Tuesdays. Regulars get a discounted rate of $50. No extras, but a super massage, and the women are gorgeous. I tip $20 for an hour. I also know several of the women here, and they get totally freaked out (or pissed) when a guy asks for extras. So each guy deserves to know that in advance.

To me this information is useful on several levels. Keeps everybody on the same page.

**Admin2** · 08-07-14 18:38

Post or don't post to your personal preference. But don't tell other guys not to post. And for damn sure don't tell guys to use PM's and not post. We don't pay the money to host this forum to give you guys your own personal messaging service.

I know all the arguments about posting, I hear them all the time from a few guys. Our position remains the same, this is NEVER anywhere near the first place our least favorite uncle hears about places like this.

This is a specialty thread so I'm willing to give a certain amount of latitude, but don't ever tell somebody else what they should or shouldn't post. That's what I do.

A2

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

I think PM should be used here because these EMPs like to stay under the radar. Lets not fuck that up by blabbing shit that doesn't need to be blabbed. I think the best way for this to work is to just confirm if a place is legit meaning NO EXTRAS. If its got some extras please share via PM.

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

This way we can vouch for each other and keep it a safe place.

Originally Posted by FngrBngr [View Original Post]

I for one appreciate the ability to read through the comments and at least know where not to go. You don't have to tell everything to get good info. Too much info is how places close. PM folks that have similar interests / same vicinity as you and wallah, you got good info. Just sayin.

FB.

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

EMP's tend to be lower prfile than AMP's; they also don't seem to get popped as readily either. We can still trade info but we should all be smart with what we share and how we share it.

Posts about places that service well shouldn't mention the name / contact info, just a general location. Of course the same goes for the names of the ladies who take care of us. A description should suffice. Now for those who are legit (or the ladies who are ripoffs / poor providers) then the posts should state where not to go / who not to see.

Let's warn everyone about the bad and be discrete about the good.

**Zeuss** · 08-07-14 18:26

Originally Posted by IdiotBoy [View Original Post]

Then what's the fucking point of this thread?

EMP's tend to be lower prfile than AMP's; they also don't seem to get popped as readily either. We can still trade info but we should all be smart with what we share and how we share it.

Posts about places that service well shouldn't mention the name / contact info, just a general location. Of course the same goes for the names of the ladies who take care of us. A description should suffice. Now for those who are legit (or the ladies who are ripoffs / poor providers) then the posts should state where not to go / who not to see.

Let's warn everyone about the bad and be discrete about the good.

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

Lets not fuck that up by blabbing shit that doesn't need to be blabbed. I think the best way for this to work is to just confirm if a place is legit meaning NO EXTRAS. If its got some extras please share via PM.

**FngrBngr** · 08-07-14 16:33

Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]

This way we can vouch for each other and keep it a safe place.

I for one appreciate the ability to read through the comments and at least know where not to go. You don't have to tell everything to get good info. Too much info is how places close. PM folks that have similar interests / same vicinity as you and wallah, you got good info. Just sayin.

FB.

**ApplePiePussy** · 08-07-14 15:58

This way we can vouch for each other and keep it a safe place.

**IdiotBoy** · 08-07-14 15:20

Then what's the fucking point of this thread?

**Pickles13** · 08-07-14 14:35

Originally Posted by Silvio [View Original Post]

I think PM should be used here because these EMPs like to stay under the radar. Lets not fuck that up by blabbing shit that doesn't need to be blabbed. I think the best way for this to work is to just confirm if a place is legit meaning NO EXTRAS. If its got some extras please share via PM.

Yeah, not sure I like this either.

**Silvio** · 08-07-14 11:50

I think PM should be used here because these EMPs like to stay under the radar. Lets not fuck that up by blabbing shit that doesn't need to be blabbed. I think the best way for this to work is to just confirm if a place is legit meaning NO EXTRAS. If its got some extras please share via PM.

**Randomguy5000** · 08-06-14 11:35

Any recommendation on your go-to EMP that is currently open? Also, typical rates for various services would help. PM if you prefer. Much appreciated!

**Yardy00** · 08-06-14 08:17

Anyone remember an agency a looooong time ago like back in '07 named Touch Chicago? I had great time with someone named Ashley there, but they just up and disappeared one day and I've been trying to find them since.

**CoolPatrick** · 08-06-14 03:20

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

I missed it. Thanks for the heads up, money saved I guess.

No worries, happy to help. It's funny that she attracted quite a few inquires here since I spotted her posts on CL, from people who may AND may not be looking for extra. Now that she is on BP. If anyone has new experience, please, do share. .

**ElginMonk** · 08-06-14 03:13

Originally Posted by Coolpatrick [View Original Post]

Her name is Laura, like I said in my report a month ago: her skills are great. Pic is a tad old but not far off. No extra offered, we even talked about this. Maybe YMMV.

I also answered a few questions from the board: she has no problem letting clients being nude on the table.

I missed it. Thanks for the heads up, money saved I guess.

**CoolPatrick** · 08-06-14 03:11

Originally Posted by ElginMonk [View Original Post]

Willing to take one for the team, not sure if extras are to be had, did some research and found her fb profile so the pics are pretty legit.

http://illinois.backpage.com/Therape...ssage/18161468

Her name is Laura, like I said in my report a month ago: her skills are great. Pic is a tad old but not far off. No extra offered, we even talked about this. Maybe YMMV.

I also answered a few questions from the board: she has no problem letting clients being nude on the table.

**ElginMonk** · 08-06-14 02:58

Willing to take one for the team, not sure if extras are to be had, did some research and found her fb profile so the pics are pretty legit.

http://illinois.backpage.com/Therape...ssage/18161468