EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[MrSmartyPants]

Not sure how far NW you're looking.

Olga's / Sun Spa in Buffalo Grove was nice when the young, slender, soft-touch brunette named Anna worked there. A dispute between Olga and Anna about stealing clients led to Anna's departure. I can't confirm who works there now, but Anna possibly works with one of the north burb outcall services that advertise on Backpage or Craigs.

I haven't used any of the services related to Tatiana's in ages, but they always operated small offices in the north burbs.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5263525690.html

I also know that Bambi-eyes Galena also worked at an EMP on Milwaukee, near Superdawg in Libertyville. Not sure if they're in business anymore. Post if you do find anything new up there.

I've seen Olga a couple of times but nobody else there. I didn't get any extras. But I would love to, I'm only twenty minutes from there. I don't know if I have a shot. Frankly I've only had luck with Asian providers.

[Member #5121]

Can somebody recommend me a good emp on the NW? I read there is a lot of them but I just can't seem to find any with good reviews.

Not sure how far NW you're looking.

Olga's / Sun Spa in Buffalo Grove was nice when the young, slender, soft-touch brunette named Anna worked there. A dispute between Olga and Anna about stealing clients led to Anna's departure. I can't confirm who works there now, but Anna possibly works with one of the north burb outcall services that advertise on Backpage or Craigs.

I haven't used any of the services related to Tatiana's in ages, but they always operated small offices in the north burbs.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/5263525690.html

I also know that Bambi-eyes Galena also worked at an EMP on Milwaukee, near Superdawg in Libertyville. Not sure if they're in business anymore. Post if you do find anything new up there.

[Member #5121]

It's seems like it is totally hit or miss. I enjoy Inga.

I second that for Inga. Katja is also really great. Nat from Accurate in Skokie is there as well. She's a little older and heavier at this point, but her bust is just massive now.

[Member #5121]

Does anybody know the name of the new girl (I'm not sure if she's new actually) at Lily spa? She's petite and in her 20's. Really sweet and good looking. 6/10 face and 9. 5/10 body. I forgot to ask what's her name when I visited them today.

In keeping with the subject of the thread, does Lily also have Euro girls on staff? I thought they were a AMP.

[SykescorA]

Does anybody know the name of the new girl (I'm not sure if she's new actually) at Lily spa? She's petite and in her 20's. Really sweet and good looking. 6/10 face and 9. 5/10 body. I forgot to ask what's her name when I visited them today.

[Rone1]

I few years ago I actually had a MT tell me it was her policy to either offer a massage or sex, but not both. Almost all the women (non-pros) I have known that started as great masseuses, but evolved toward sex, the massages became short and perfunctory. Bob.

Bob,

They are hard to find I agree. If you can and wouldn't mind, please PM.

[Happy Hound]

Does anyone have a rough idea of who works when at CT? I usually just call and they tell me where to go, but I always have the same girl. Curious what other girls work there and if I just have to change up my time.

It's seems like it is totally hit or miss. I enjoy Inga.

[SykescorA]

Can somebody recommend me a good emp on the NW? I read there is a lot of them but I just can't seem to find any with good reviews.

[HomeSlice]

Does anyone have a rough idea of who works when at CT? I usually just call and they tell me where to go, but I always have the same girl. Curious what other girls work there and if I just have to change up my time.

[Bob521]

I few years ago I actually had a MT tell me it was her policy to either offer a massage or sex, but not both. Almost all the women (non-pros) I have known that started as great masseuses, but evolved toward sex, the massages became short and perfunctory. Bob.

The problem is finding the ones that give the actual great massage. They are very elusive and the close you get with them the more the massage suffers. I have my one true legit provider and it will never be anything more. She's young, she's fit and she gives the best massage I could have ever imagined. Nobody even comes close. I tip her 20 and feel like I'm being cheap because it is that good.

Nobody in the HE world gives that kind of quality massage, in my opinion. I just haven't found it. The only ones that come remotely close are almost always older and it's kind of a let down in one way or another.

[ApplePiePussy]

Its stupid for a dude to tip $100 on a legit session. There is no upside. Whenever men overpay women just think you're a sucker and have zero respect for you. Of course they like the money and will probably give you a big smile, but guaranteed they are thinking 'Sucker. Chump. ".

I have gotten several top shelf legit massages costing as much as $180 (excluding tip). Not one of them would be on my top ten list of best massages. Even if I didn't count the HR. People mistakenly think about massages as being two types. Legit or illicit. That's like saying there are two types of cars. Cars with engines and cars without engines. Why the f would you buy a car with no engine then tip the sales person $100 for selling it to you.

Final point. Being draped during a massage is a non starter for me. A massage is about the client comfort not the provider. Providers fumbling clumsily with a drape to make absolutely sure nothing is ever exposed is wasting my time and money for the sake of their comfort.

Here's my tip. Find a top notch provider who gives an awesome massage plus HR. If. For some reason. You want to experience a "legit" massage, tell her to skip the HE. Don't waste your hard earned money on legit massages. It makes no sense.

The problem is finding the ones that give the actual great massage. They are very elusive and the close you get with them the more the massage suffers. I have my one true legit provider and it will never be anything more. She's young, she's fit and she gives the best massage I could have ever imagined. Nobody even comes close. I tip her 20 and feel like I'm being cheap because it is that good.

Nobody in the HE world gives that kind of quality massage, in my opinion. I just haven't found it. The only ones that come remotely close are almost always older and it's kind of a let down in one way or another.

[Member #5121]

I went to MM for the third and probably final time. The third time was actually the charm. The first two visits were free of extras, beyond self-serve. That being said, the deep tissue was the real deal. Slightly painful, but man did she ever give my leg muscles the workout they deserved. So after two self-servings of DIY, a little playful begging finally elicited the response I was hoping for. Yup, the drizzle of the slightly warm oil down my center. The anticipation of release builds. Then I hear it. The plastic rustling of a thin glove that beauticians use for dye jobs. Did the HJ feel great? Was it worth the tip? In the moment it did, but the thought of returning to experience no skin-on-skin is a downer. Frankly, I almost enjoyed the experience more when it was just playful ass slaps during a highly-skilled, legit session. This time, I was actually in-and-out of the door in 45 minutes.

[Ron M]

Here's my tip. Find a top notch provider who gives an awesome massage plus HR. If. For some reason. You want to experience a "legit" massage, tell her to skip the HE. Don't waste your hard earned money on legit massages. It makes no sense.

I pay 70 for a legit massage. No H. E. And that's fine with me. The girls at the place I go to really know how to give a great massage. So I wouldn't say it's a waste of money. I have my ATF for my playtime needs.

[Datsurman]

Its stupid for a dude to tip $100 on a legit session. There is no upside. Whenever men overpay women just think you're a sucker and have zero respect for you. Of course they like the money and will probably give you a big smile, but guaranteed they are thinking 'Sucker. Chump. ".

I have gotten several top shelf legit massages costing as much as $180 (excluding tip). Not one of them would be on my top ten list of best massages. Even if I didn't count the HR. People mistakenly think about massages as being two types. Legit or illicit. That's like saying there are two types of cars. Cars with engines and cars without engines. Why the f would you buy a car with no engine then tip the sales person $100 for selling it to you.

Final point. Being draped during a massage is a non starter for me. A massage is about the client comfort not the provider. Providers fumbling clumsily with a drape to make absolutely sure nothing is ever exposed is wasting my time and money for the sake of their comfort.

Here's my tip. Find a top notch provider who gives an awesome massage plus HR. If. For some reason. You want to experience a "legit" massage, tell her to skip the HE. Don't waste your hard earned money on legit massages. It makes no sense.

EPs are notoriously YMMV. If you haven't learned that by now you are not paying attention. There are plenty of situations where people get shot down only to see that another person wasn't. This is the nature of the game. As hard as it is for people here to believe, a lot of these girls do very well for themselves simply providing a legit experience. I didn't believe it myself at first until I became close with one provider and she showed me. Do you realize that some older men will tip over a hundred dollars after a legit session? It's unreal.

Anyways, my point isn't that I alone have received something that nobody else has ever gotten but that most EP's are unwilling to do anything unless they have built a connection and simply expecting to receive what somebody has in their review is the wrong approach.

[Datsurman]

Its stupid for a dude to tip $100 on a legit session. There is no upside. Whenever men overpay women just think you're a sucker and have zero respect for you. Of course they like the money and will probably give you a big smile, but guaranteed they are thinking 'Sucker. Chump. ".

I have gotten several top shelf legit massages costing as much as $180 (excluding tip). Not one of them would be on my top ten list of best massages. Even if I didn't count the HR. People mistakenly think about massages as being two types. Legit or illicit. That's like saying there are two types of cars. Cars with engines and cars without engines. Why the f would you buy a car with no engine then tip the sales person $100 for selling it to you.

Final point. Being draped during a massage is a non starter for me. A massage is about the client comfort not the provider. Providers fumbling clumsily with a drape to make absolutely sure nothing is ever exposed is wasting my time and money for the sake of their comfort.

Here's my tip. Find a top notch provider who gives an awesome massage plus HR. If. For some reason. You want to experience a "legit" massage, tell her to skip the HE. Don't waste your hard earned money on legit massages. It makes no sense.

EPs are notoriously YMMV. If you haven't learned that by now you are not paying attention. There are plenty of situations where people get shot down only to see that another person wasn't. This is the nature of the game. As hard as it is for people here to believe, a lot of these girls do very well for themselves simply providing a legit experience. I didn't believe it myself at first until I became close with one provider and she showed me. Do you realize that some older men will tip over a hundred dollars after a legit session? It's unreal.

Anyways, my point isn't that I alone have received something that nobody else has ever gotten but that most EP's are unwilling to do anything unless they have built a connection and simply expecting to receive what somebody has in their review is the wrong approach.