EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[PeteMusk]

Hi, saw this on CL and they are in saugnash, any experience with them? It appears they are Euro but not positive, legit, or something we could all benefit from? Thanks, its dead out there, other than newer members asking about the same hags that vets have been staring at the past like 10 years.

[SmileySam]

They have multiple phone numbers for the noble square spot or spots. Was quoted 180 hhr 220 hr for L1. Same?

Yes pricing is the same. I have only done the 1/2. Some younger very cute ones but one seemed to look like a user. Some offer extras some don't just depends. Can be pricey. The nice thing is the place is an apartment so there is a bed and can also shower. Photos are a never real. Nice change from AMP.

[Industrial]

Forgot to post a review, but a couple months ago I visited the Noble Square apartment (can be found easily on Bedpage, just look for a Euro ad with a location of Noble Square). Texted the booker, received photos that differed from the ad, but still looked great. Went up to the apartment and was greeted by the girl in the photos texted to me (or at least by a girl that looked very very similar). She was fairly hot, 7/10, blonde. Approximately early 30's. Poor English, but I'm okay with that. Was offered a shower (alone) which I took. Got a fairly nice massage. On the flip, topless L1. I did get the sense that more was available but didn't ask. Overall good experience and will repeat.

Of note, it looks like they change girls every couple days, so can't guarantee you'll get the same experience.

They have multiple phone numbers for the noble square spot or spots. Was quoted 180 hhr 220 hr for L1. Same?

[CornCobMaker]

Forgot to post a review, but a couple months ago I visited the Noble Square apartment (can be found easily on Bedpage, just look for a Euro ad with a location of Noble Square). Texted the booker, received photos that differed from the ad, but still looked great. Went up to the apartment and was greeted by the girl in the photos texted to me (or at least by a girl that looked very very similar). She was fairly hot, 7/10, blonde. Approximately early 30's. Poor English, but I'm okay with that. Was offered a shower (alone) which I took. Got a fairly nice massage. On the flip, topless L1. I did get the sense that more was available but didn't ask. Overall good experience and will repeat.

Of note, it looks like they change girls every couple days, so can't guarantee you'll get the same experience.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Hey,

How about providing a link?

Gmax, website doesn't really tell you anything beyond address and phone. The rest is stock photo and generic description. Good times were reported there in the old days but nothing in my experience. I do want to check out new staff when I'm back from snowbirding.

https://www.harlemmassage.org/

[GeorgeMax]

New at Irene's Tara.

Anyone have details on her?

Hey,

How about providing a link?

[GeorgeMax]

New at Irene's Tara.

Anyone have details on her?

Hey,

How about providing a link?

[Random36]

New at Irene's Tara.

Anyone have details on her?

[ReadyForRub]

I second that. Ever since she moved to Niles it has all been legit.

When she made house calls, she enjoyed being massaged; and loved getting her back washed in the ending shower. The last time I saw her she had recently received the bird in flight on her lower back. A very sweet woman.

[ChgoGuySouth]

It is run by Vera, who in the past ran a Euro massage business out of the back of a Russian health food store, then a little office building in Buffalo Grove, then out of a beauty parlor, then disappeared. She used to have such a nice bunch of Russian and Polish women, all gone now. Maybe 6 years ago I saw this Avita place and checked the phone number. Yes, it matched the one I had for Vera. So I contact her, set up an appointment. I get there and the place is deserted, just her and me. I ask if she remembers me as one of her good customers from back in the health food store days. "Yes Sam, I remember you. " Great. And so what happens? She puts me under a blanket and the massage is just a massage. Getting near the end I remind her that I'm an old customer and she used to take care of me with a nice Russian finish. "Sorry Sam, I can't do that anymore. " I didn't inquire further. Ah, the good old days.

I second that. Ever since she moved to Niles it has all been legit.

[Sam Spade]

Has anyone been here? If so how is it?

It is run by Vera, who in the past ran a Euro massage business out of the back of a Russian health food store, then a little office building in Buffalo Grove, then out of a beauty parlor, then disappeared. She used to have such a nice bunch of Russian and Polish women, all gone now. Maybe 6 years ago I saw this Avita place and checked the phone number. Yes, it matched the one I had for Vera. So I contact her, set up an appointment. I get there and the place is deserted, just her and me. I ask if she remembers me as one of her good customers from back in the health food store days. "Yes Sam, I remember you. " Great. And so what happens? She puts me under a blanket and the massage is just a massage. Getting near the end I remind her that I'm an old customer and she used to take care of me with a nice Russian finish. "Sorry Sam, I can't do that anymore. " I didn't inquire further. Ah, the good old days.

[QuietChicago]

Has anyone been here? If so how is it?

I was there a little over a year ago to TOFTT, hopefully so you don't have to. MT was dumpy, massage was mediocre, no hint of anything more interesting.

[Illini333]

Has anyone been here? If so how is it?

[Frogger7777]

Sad to see so few posts here. There used to be so many euro MILF massage providers to choose from. What happened? Are there any new euro MILFs massage providers out there? PM me if you'd like.

[Gutenberg469]

I'm new to this scene. Mind sharing how to contact them?

Newbie, read the ad and read the posts. It's all there.