EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-19-22 12:25

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

She's the real deal.

I agree completely with Zeuss. Pics are from another era but a quality experience overall. Personable, mature, and professional. More of a light Swedish technique. I left with some real spring in my step.

I haven't been to Golden Hands since it's two previous locations in Schaumburg. It was an absolute blast a decade ago. I'd visit the above office before testing the waters at GH again.

**Bluelava22** · 09-17-22 21:28

Decided to give this place a try since I was nearby. I did not have an appointment and had to call because when I got there I could not figure out.

Where it was. Very non description. The lady said someone will be there in 3 minutes. When she arrived. Ugh. I was not impressed.

Mid 50's, European for sure judging by the accent. And overweight and not good looking. If Melania Trump is a 10, This was a 1 by comparison.

I declined. For what it's worth I'd say you may be wasting your time if you don't know who is working.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-08-22 07:00

Originally Posted by Scott5256 [View Original Post]

What is the contact information for Marta and / or Julia. Thanks for your help!

Scott please contribute something to the forum. I do not answer DM's from guy who's posted 14 times with nothing but questions. You can find GH with two seconds on google.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-08-22 06:51

Anyone been here recently?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/b...530473213.html

Prior reports of Olga, Irina and Natalia almost two years ago are somewhat mixed.

**Random36** · 09-03-22 08:07

Clear your messages.

Originally Posted by JesusCollins [View Original Post]

She had an incredible f body and yeah those pics don't do her justice. I definitely pushed her out of her comfort zone a few times but at some point she developed an attitude with me.

I've always said she would have been run of the mill at Lisunia's. They definitely had some lookers.

**Just Do It 2** · 09-02-22 15:36

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Met Julie from Golden Hands for the first time. She's been mentioned in the Arlington Heights thread (Illinois. Other Areas) and figured I'd mentioned here as well because she's Euro. Ukrainian. MILF type maybe 45 years old. She looks good for her age meaning no comparison to a 20-30-something but she is thin with a natural figure and nice smooth skin. Operating by appointment in nondescript office building on Arlington Heights Road. I took an hour for 75 door fee. Massage is pleasant but not strong or therapeutic. Just relaxing. Avoids obvious contact and touching unless you initiate with signals. Flip was very nice. Expect to tip anywhere from 50 for standard finish to my choice of 100 for nude with roaming privileges. I did not haggle and did not ask if more was available. I have not met anyone else from GH because I don't usually go that direction. Anyone familiar with her and any other staff?

Have seen her twice within the last 2 months. Exactly as you described. Same exact rate. Fun time.

**ZzTopSterZz** · 09-02-22 14:50

Met Julie from Golden Hands for the first time. She's been mentioned in the Arlington Heights thread (Illinois. Other Areas) and figured I'd mentioned here as well because she's Euro. Ukrainian. MILF type maybe 45 years old. She looks good for her age meaning no comparison to a 20-30-something but she is thin with a natural figure and nice smooth skin. Operating by appointment in nondescript office building on Arlington Heights Road. I took an hour for 75 door fee. Massage is pleasant but not strong or therapeutic. Just relaxing. Avoids obvious contact and touching unless you initiate with signals. Flip was very nice. Expect to tip anywhere from 50 for standard finish to my choice of 100 for nude with roaming privileges. I did not haggle and did not ask if more was available. I have not met anyone else from GH because I don't usually go that direction. Anyone familiar with her and any other staff?

**Dr Manhattan** · 09-02-22 10:17

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

What forum is this? Think that context. This isn't complicated guys. She used to work in a popular area about ten years ago; those who saw her were happy than and will be as happy now. Obviously YMMV and some of you may not be too swift as to how things work with Euros and you may be best to find other providers to satisfy your urges.

Agree. I try to never comment on a Euro in this forum unless extras were given out at least once. I'd also only comment on a legit girl if she was exceptionally attractive and model quality by anyones standards, with state certified skills. Those are the only vanilla sessions worth sharing to any degree.

**Zeuss** · 09-01-22 23:29

Originally Posted by Pupsnu [View Original Post]

Real deal in what way? As in you leave happy or legit above board?

What forum is this? Think that context. This isn't complicated guys. She used to work in a popular area about ten years ago; those who saw her were happy than and will be as happy now. Obviously YMMV and some of you may not be too swift as to how things work with Euros and you may be best to find other providers to satisfy your urges.

**Scott5256** · 08-28-22 21:47

Originally Posted by MKim1 [View Original Post]

I've seen Marta a few times over the years, I haven't seen her the past 2 years but might reach out soon. She has worked for Tats and Lovely Hands previously. Russian mid 40's probably. The picture of her in the Spa ad is her face with make up. She is a good masseuse and will provide a good massage. I have seen her for in call and out call. She has a nice natural body, at least the last time I saw her. She is a little reserved the first meeting but opens up after you get to know her. L1 available and anything else is YMMV. I believe she is either $100 or $125/ HR. I found her and Julia to be the most attractive of the Shermer girls. Last time I saw her she came over with yoga pants looking pretty good.

What is the contact information for Marta and / or Julia. Thanks for your help!

**Just Do It 2** · 08-28-22 18:15

Originally Posted by MKim1 [View Original Post]

I've seen Marta a few times over the years, I haven't seen her the past 2 years but might reach out soon. She has worked for Tats and Lovely Hands previously. Russian mid 40's probably. The picture of her in the Spa ad is her face with make up. She is a good masseuse and will provide a good massage. I have seen her for in call and out call. She has a nice natural body, at least the last time I saw her. She is a little reserved the first meeting but opens up after you get to know her. L1 available and anything else is YMMV. I believe she is either $100 or $125/ HR. I found her and Julia to be the most attractive of the Shermer girls. Last time I saw her she came over with yoga pants looking pretty good.

I have been seeing her for the past 5 years. As mentioned originally at tats. YMMV but I regularly get L3 but only mish and doggie. No BJ whatsoever but she really enjoys daty. She goes between here and Florida now. L3 for 3 all in.

**MKim1** · 08-28-22 13:02

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

She's the real deal.

I've seen Marta a few times over the years, I haven't seen her the past 2 years but might reach out soon. She has worked for Tats and Lovely Hands previously. Russian mid 40's probably. The picture of her in the Spa ad is her face with make up. She is a good masseuse and will provide a good massage. I have seen her for in call and out call. She has a nice natural body, at least the last time I saw her. She is a little reserved the first meeting but opens up after you get to know her. L1 available and anything else is YMMV. I believe she is either $100 or $125/ HR. I found her and Julia to be the most attractive of the Shermer girls. Last time I saw her she came over with yoga pants looking pretty good.

**PeteMusk** · 08-27-22 21:46

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

Real like she'll shove that plasma thing in your arm and scrub your face until it's raw or real like she's a legit massage therapist or real like this forum is a place to share information about Empson where a guy can get tugged, blown or f'd.

Ya, I love that anything that seems remotely interesting, is vague, or was from the pm dude who got banned.

My experience with her was, she answered the same question on what location she would travel to, differently.

If she is legit as in provides a normal facial and massage spa, or non legit but great for us and does level one or more, what is up with the weird answer to question? Her ad also as I've watched it, has had a number change, and linked at one point to a pic in florida at a legit spa.

So, no clue.

**Pupsnu** · 08-27-22 16:38

Real deal in what way? As in you leave happy or legit above board?

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

She's the real deal.

**Sam3990** · 08-26-22 18:03

Hello!

Will be visiting Chicago soon. Looking for good EMPs (Probably Ukrainian or any other) Chicago metro area with FS for the girls with their 20's or early 30. Also, what are the damage for hhr / hr? TIA.