EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[KiwiEater48]

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

Definitely better to call, that's what I did. Disappointed two of us called and got the same time slot and one (not me!) had to go elsewhere.

[Hardwood1060]

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

Same experience. I arrived on time, had to wait for previous session to end. Next appt at the door knocking before I had a chance to leave. No buffer at all between appts.

Overall good but wish massage was a little firmer.

[Derek110]

Always wondered if the service at heavenly massage at Morton grove translated to other locations. The answer is NO. Fully draped and legit only.

You've actually received more than just a massage at a Heavenly Massage? That seems a little too far fetched. Unless you found a desperate unicorn in Morton Grove. Lead with that story!

[ApplePiePussy]

That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.

For EMPs, it's better to call and make an appointment rather than walk in. The girls usually wait at home and only come to the office when there is an appointment.

[KiwiEater48]

Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.

That happened to me too on Oct. 6. I knocked, nobody there. Called and said someone coming. While I was waiting in middle of the hall by the chairs, another monger knocks. I said they weren't there. He said, "Oh, they must of double booked" and left. A couple minutes later Julie shows up and I get the next hour with her. At the end of my session, a guy is knocking on the door. He had to wait for me to dress, etc. Not sure if he was early or they didn't leave enough time between appointments. I was too relaxed to care.

[OnSome]

Showed up to my scheduled appointment, knocked on the door and no answer. Called the number and booker said she was on the way. Hung around the hallway lobby, and some other guy showed up and knocked on the door, also got no answer. He was nervously hanging out in the side stairwell. I hung out for 8 minutes and left, didn't plan on bickering over double booking if the MT actually showed up.

[Dr Manhattan]

Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?

If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.

All I can say is that Miami Lana is worth the time if you enjoy the EMP experience. IG accounnt is genuine. In full make-up, she's actually a sharp looking lady. Yes, she is mature but she knows how to play the EMP game as we've come to know it. No haggling or overly blunt money talk and she's a very diplomatic and polite host in her office. Only drawback is that it's more of a relaxation massage. If you want actual Swedish, I still have a preference for 7 H. Deep tissue is actually superb with Mantra, if you vibe well enough with her and don't feel put off by her edgy 'tude.

[PeteMusk]

Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.

Very false advertising. The lady in the photo on IG, does NOT look like the person I saw a few years ago in shermer, or the one that zz posted. It is still not clear, this is the same girl with the miami number, who now works outcall and incall and not on shermer any further?

If so, again, she is not new. She has been around and just advertising in a different manner. She is also on multiple dating sites.

[Dr Manhattan]

This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.

Correct! She used to go by Liana, if it helps to differentiate the two.

[ZzTopSterZz]

If genuine, this one looks like a real smoke show. License and name used match up in IL state records:
https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Anna91

Confusingly... the number also goes back to this ad:
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2875718

Which is the same photo often used by this one, who has a completely different legal name and license number:
https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/

Lana used to have an office neighboring Mantra on Shermer, who has gone by the name "Anna." So is the first one possibly Mantra with a different number, or am I getting ahead of myself? I've left happy with both, although Lana is 1000% nicer than the other.

"Go-Go Gadget Massage Oil!"

The 6412 number also links to an ad for outcall only with Marta.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...2-2803065.html

This version of Lana on Shermer does not look appealing.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43423/

[Dr Manhattan]

Can anyone drop maybe the top two or three EMP's in the Northwest Suburbs?

I have literally never been to an EMP and would love to give them a shot.

Probably the closest EMP is 7 H in Deerfield, but that's still further southeast from you.

I've heard this blond is a bit of a BBW who will take care of you massage-wise. Right across the border from Antioch:

https://www.massageanywhere.com/prof...ttlePieceOfHea

[Dr Manhattan]

If genuine, this one looks like a real smoke show. License and name used match up in IL state records:
https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Anna91

Confusingly... the number also goes back to this ad:
https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/2875718

Which is the same photo often used by this one, who has a completely different legal name and license number:
https://www.instagram.com/lanadayspa.miami/

Lana used to have an office neighboring Mantra on Shermer, who has gone by the name "Anna." So is the first one possibly Mantra with a different number, or am I getting ahead of myself? I've left happy with both, although Lana is 1000% nicer than the other.

"Go-Go Gadget Massage Oil!"

[CodyBro]

https://rubmd.com/chicago-il/ce42145...9-059efc9e505c

Anyone tried her before? Could you please share your experience?

Thanks in advance.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Saw Julie today. I'd say somewhere between upper 30's and mid 40's. A little worn down (by life, not the business). I am pretty sure everyone gets at least L1, that was clear from the beginning. I was able to feel her up, L1 is for 50, naked is extra 100 on top of 50 so I didn't pursue. No much too write back except that happy ending is guaranteed, but overall a bit meh.

I think you had a misunderstanding. Nude finish for me was 100, not 50+100. Certainly not worth more than 100 and 75 would be more appropriate if we had any decent competition in Chicago.

Can anyone comment on other providers working from the same location? I think there is at least one other.

[Pupsnu]

Saw Julie today. I'd say somewhere between upper 30's and mid 40's. A little worn down (by life, not the business). I am pretty sure everyone gets at least L1, that was clear from the beginning. I was able to feel her up, L1 is for 50, naked is extra 100 on top of 50 so I didn't pursue. No much too write back except that happy ending is guaranteed, but overall a bit meh.

I saw Julie for the 1st time. Very small room. No one mentioned she has a pretty nice butt. Got her almost naked with just pants and under wear pulled down. Didn't let me stick finger all the way in cause she didn't spread her legs all the way open. Definitely doesn't get anywhere near your junk when doing massage which massage isn't the best. Nice lady though. 75/100.