EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**PhilMendel** · 11-25-18 21:19

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

Hey Chi Guy. What exactly is a mutual HJ?

That's a new one to me.

**Walker333** · 11-25-18 15:53

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

She doesn't look like 45 on the photo, then it's probably fake, is it? How was her massage and what was the damage?

**WoodWorker9** · 11-25-18 15:39

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

What's a mutual HJ? You both finished you off? Never heard of this being a thing LOL. And what was the damage? Thanks.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 11-25-18 14:21

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

**ChgoGuySouth** · 11-25-18 14:03

Massageanywhere and their sister site holisticanywhere are pretty much masseuses who have left the business or do it occasionally. Just a handful are legit. I even once brought one of those friend tokens and it gave me about a hundred extra listings but they were all dudes. Most of my regulars have left the state. I would always give great massages but it took a while before any fun even started. I even dated a few meaning dinner drinks and back to their place.

**Kimbll83** · 11-25-18 00:50

I guess I should have given more details about Dana not around anymore. She is not alive. She ODed a year and a half ago. If anyone gets a text response it's not her. You can PM me for the obituary if you want.

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I'd be pleasantly surprised if she answers, and therefore returns to business. In any case, her massage was a bit soft to may taste, but overall nice and relaxing. I think she is a professional, licensed masseuse, and a pleasant woman to communicate with.

**Pilatus51** · 11-24-18 20:12

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I'd be pleasantly surprised if she answers, and therefore returns to business. In any case, her massage was a bit soft to may taste, but overall nice and relaxing. I think she is a professional, licensed masseuse, and a pleasant woman to communicate with.

Since some one brought up a Dana, can I get anyone's input on a Dakota? Not kidding, it's an airplane, true, but it was also a very nice EMT in the western burbs a few years back. She marketed thru BP and CL mostly as I recall and offered a nice experience but it was off and on, sometimes available, sometimes crickets. Disappeared into the ether. Never kept up, maybe someone else did.

**Walker333** · 11-24-18 18:21

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

So can you detail how a massage from Dana was? I sent her a text, so if for some reason she answers, it would be nice to know.

Thanks!

I'd be pleasantly surprised if she answers, and therefore returns to business. In any case, her massage was a bit soft to may taste, but overall nice and relaxing. I think she is a professional, licensed masseuse, and a pleasant woman to communicate with.

**EdCarbone** · 11-24-18 15:20

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I liked her, but, I believe, she finished her masseuse career fo good.

So can you detail how a massage from Dana was? I sent her a text, so if for some reason she answers, it would be nice to know.

Thanks!

**EdCarbone** · 11-24-18 15:19

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Really? I've never seen her, but just stumbled on to that site a few months ago. How long do they keep those ads up for? I thought, well, I just assumed the site gets rid of them after a week or two? Or if she quit the business she would have had them taken down. It doesn't make sense to me why she still has ads up.

I sent her a text today just to see. Will let you know if anything comes of it.

**Kellster** · 11-24-18 15:04

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I liked her, but, I believe, she finished her masseuse career for good.

Really? I've never seen her, but just stumbled on to that site a few months ago. How long do they keep those ads up for? I thought, well, I just assumed the site gets rid of them after a week or two? Or if she quit the business she would have had them taken down. It doesn't make sense to me why she still has ads up.

**EdCarbone** · 11-24-18 14:45

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I liked her, but, I believe, she finished her masseuse career fo good.

Thanks guys! Didn't realize those adverts stay up for so long.

**Walker333** · 11-24-18 12:53

Originally Posted by Kimbll83 [View Original Post]

That link is super old. Dana is not around anymore.

I liked her, but, I believe, she finished her masseuse career fo good.

**Kimbll83** · 11-24-18 09:49

That link is super old. Dana is not around anymore.

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Hi all,

Thinking of TOFTT unless someone has some info on Dana in Downers Grove (https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Danalynn)?

Appreciate the feedback.

**EdCarbone** · 11-23-18 21:39

Hi all,

Thinking of TOFTT unless someone has some info on Dana in Downers Grove (https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Danalynn)?

Appreciate the feedback.