EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**ChgoGuySouth** · 07-19-18 17:41

Originally Posted by MarkLipper [View Original Post]

I stopped seeing Lidia last year due to her advanced age (70? Nice woman who has been in the biz for decades. She told me last year she was not seeing new clients because the LE risk wasn't worth it anymore.

That's too bad. She sounds like just what I'm looking for on that side of mongering. I am close to Galewood to by the HIP. So close but so far.

**Call Me Slappy** · 07-19-18 11:20

90/hour?

Better be a typo. Otherwise it better be extras and tip included. HAH!

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...y-rubs/1195050

**HFlyers0** · 07-18-18 21:12

Originally Posted by Rtyclp [View Original Post]

The one I'm thinking of doesn't have tattoos. Here is a link:

https://chicago.rubratings.com/123631

Have seen both but the one you're referring to is a standard finish (L1). She does try to massage but there's not a lot of pressure so would advise to set low expectations for any type of "therapeutic massage. " Not sure if there's anything more on the menu as I've only seen her twice in the past. Asked last time but didn't get anywhere. She's nice and I left happy both sessions. PM me if you have any specific questions.

**Member #5942** · 07-18-18 21:03

Originally Posted by HandsomeDan [View Original Post]

Tried Elite on Monday afternoon, although she definitely looks better in person than on the website, I guess I struck out. She's pleasant, decent English and gives you the full hour. Most of my massage was with heavy lotion and light to medium pressure. Had me draped the whole time and she made sure to cover anything she was not massaging. She even asked me if I get massages often and where and I told her straight up front I try to go once a month or so and even joking mentioned the fact I frequent AMPs and not to judge me. She was fine with that and said they (AMPs) are known for hard massages "no judging here". I figure maybe mentioning it would let her know my expectations, but to not avail.

I guess, I'll keep looking.

Happy hunting gents.

She asked me the same questions on first visit. I told her I go weekly. Also said I have seen her at the northbrook location. She even mentioned some of the girls who worked there and that she use to do outcall. She also kept me covered until the turnover. Then the police question came. I've talked to others and she told one monger she's getting a lot of strange calls / texts. She must be selective. She has a hot / cold personality. Not great client skills. Anyway. She provides standard, topless and utc action. But if many are striking out, then Xabi must be an adonis! Well that's not true so its simply money and making her feel at ease. I take my recommendation of her back. The European massage scene is dwindling.

**MarkLipper** · 07-18-18 20:23

I stopped seeing Lidia last year due to her advanced age (70? Nice woman who has been in the biz for decades. She told me last year she was not seeing new clients because the LE risk wasn't worth it anymore.

**HandsomeDan** · 07-18-18 18:16

Originally Posted by Defender7777 [View Original Post]

I've struck out twice there & have done everything possible. I know some guys have left happy.

Tried Elite on Monday afternoon, although she definitely looks better in person than on the website, I guess I struck out. She's pleasant, decent English and gives you the full hour. Most of my massage was with heavy lotion and light to medium pressure. Had me draped the whole time and she made sure to cover anything she was not massaging. She even asked me if I get massages often and where and I told her straight up front I try to go once a month or so and even joking mentioned the fact I frequent AMPs and not to judge me. She was fine with that and said they (AMPs) are known for hard massages "no judging here". I figure maybe mentioning it would let her know my expectations, but to not avail.

I guess, I'll keep looking.

Happy hunting gents.

**JustAMonger** · 07-18-18 14:29

Originally Posted by XabiAlonso [View Original Post]

I recommend Lidia from the galewood chicago area. I'm not sure she takes new clients though. Average looks but still a nice standard finish. And no I won't "pee on you"! That's gross. Reread your last post.

Ha! I have to watch it when I do voice to text too.

Golden showers off the menu!! LOL!

**ChgoGuySouth** · 07-18-18 12:08

Can you PM me her number or direct me to where I can find it? Thank you.

**Brexit** · 07-16-18 21:10

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Any mt's known to wear a tube top during massages?

The clothes definitely makes a huge difference. I love short skirts or loose leg opening short shorts with no more than a g string under.

**HighHopes312** · 07-16-18 17:33

Originally Posted by DynoJr [View Original Post]

I'm pretty sure you're talking about the blonde, who does have detailed reviews on this board. I've tried to hook up with her and it's never worked for me, but I'm pretty sure she's legit.

I'm also having a hard time finding the reviews. Any suggestions for search terms other than her first name or last four of her phone number?

**Walker333** · 07-16-18 00:59

Originally Posted by Pedorro [View Original Post]

Have you tried Sylvia in Mount Prospect? She does it out of her apartment, nice older lady. Massage is a bit soft but if you want extras they are available after a few visit.

She is a very nice lady, great personality, attitude etc. , but her age, look, and massage could be better.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 07-15-18 22:40

Oops. That was supposed to be PM me. Not pee on me. I'm not into that. Damn voice recognition auto spell.

**Pedorro** · 07-15-18 20:22

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Does anybody know of any UTR Massues who work out of their home / apartment? Mine over the last couple of years have all left town. I had a great one in Norridge but she left the country. You can pee on me. Thank you in advance.

Have you tried Sylvia in Mount Prospect? She does it out of her apartment, nice older lady. Massage is a bit soft but if you want extras they are available after a few visit.

**Member #5942** · 07-15-18 19:44

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Does anybody know of any UTR Massues who work out of their home / apartment? Mine over the last couple of years have all left town. I had a great one in Norridge but she left the country. You can pee on me. Thank you in advance.

I recommend Lidia from the galewood chicago area. I'm not sure she takes new clients though. Average looks but still a nice standard finish. And no I won't "pee on you"! That's gross. Reread your last post.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 07-15-18 13:51

Does anybody know of any UTR Massues who work out of their home / apartment? Mine over the last couple of years have all left town. I had a great one in Norridge but she left the country. You can pee on me. Thank you in advance.