EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[ZzTopSterZz]

So I guess you got the info needed since you "want to avoid an old MT with a $150 rub and tug".

BTW. My review should have said "North burb".

Euro forum is so dead that I appreciate anyone sharing their experiences.

Northbrook area massage destinations that have been discussed in the past include:

7th heaven on lake / cook - 2nd floor. Vernonica and Viktoria. Long time pro's; money down in advance.

1290 Shermer. Creative Therapy and others; service up and down over the years and a few like Tatiana's moved out. Not sure who's still at creative, mantra or lovely hands.

1500 Shermer. Basement. Lana and Tetyana work from that space.

1935 Shermer. Office park, I think Sara still there.

To my knowledge none have younger therapists. All will cost 140 or more for an hour all-in. Clothing and options may vary with some of the providers but it's been a few years since I've visited most of these places.

Then of course there's Maria's in Skokie but again older therapists with nothing much to recommend these days.

Problem seems to be that euro immigrants these days are all-in or all-out. No youngsters thinking that a little happy ending massage is a good way to make a living despite the easy cash.

[Hardwood1060]

Not a great review, excuse the criticism. But seriously, your review is more vague than I could imagine. Hmm, suburbs, older MT, maybe legit place but clearly not. White Asian or other? Suburb? Waukegan, Dekalb and Sugar Grove are all suburbs and a good hour or more from each other. Some details would be very helpful. I want to avoid an old MT with a $150 rub and tug rate that just gets the job done. There are plenty of Asian apts where you can get a CBJ and CFS for $130 from reasonably attractive woman in her 40's!

So I guess you got the info needed since you "want to avoid an old MT with a $150 rub and tug".

BTW. My review should have said "North burb".

[MwmChicago]

Met up with a MT who advertises on one of the legit massage sites. Located in and burbs. Massage was good, could have used a little more pressure, but relaxing still the same. With a little bit of a hint and guidance finished with an HE. Nothing too inspiring but got the job done. Pretty sure that is all she wrote.

Not unattractive but not a spring chicken. Maybe late 50's. All in at 1. 5.

DM for more info. Tips on other providers appreciated.

Not a great review, excuse the criticism. But seriously, your review is more vague than I could imagine. Hmm, suburbs, older MT, maybe legit place but clearly not. White Asian or other? Suburb? Waukegan, Dekalb and Sugar Grove are all suburbs and a good hour or more from each other. Some details would be very helpful. I want to avoid an old MT with a $150 rub and tug rate that just gets the job done. There are plenty of Asian apts where you can get a CBJ and CFS for $130 from reasonably attractive woman in her 40's!

[Hardwood1060]

Met up with a MT who advertises on one of the legit massage sites. Located in and burbs. Massage was good, could have used a little more pressure, but relaxing still the same. With a little bit of a hint and guidance finished with an HE. Nothing too inspiring but got the job done. Pretty sure that is all she wrote.

Not unattractive but not a spring chicken. Maybe late 50's. All in at 1. 5.

DM for more info. Tips on other providers appreciated.

[ChgoGuySouth]

It's Sandra now? Did she get bored with Anna and Lana?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-26674.html

[Walker333]

Looking for a rec for an Eastern European massage in the wicker park / west town area. Have looked through the usual sites and didn't find much. Of note, I've tried the Noble Square place but looking for something new. DMs are fine.

It is conceivable that the euro services may not be readily accessible within that locale. Curiously, its availability seems to be somewhat constrained in contemporary times.

[CornCobMaker]

Looking for a rec for an Eastern European massage in the wicker park / west town area. Have looked through the usual sites and didn't find much. Of note, I've tried the Noble Square place but looking for something new. DMs are fine.

[AvgWhiteGuy]

Chanty at Chicagolandbodyrubs, sexy sexy little Latin American. Asked for 3 on top of the 1. 6 hh fee for FS. I opted to just play with her perfect bolt-ons and rub the kitty while she tugged on junior.

She's hot.

[Dbry4281]

I saw her about 5 years ago in an office building near glenview.

She was totally legit. Covered with towels. Left with a regular massag.

Any reports on this one that's been advertising on CL for a while?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...720805587.html

I tried contacting her and came away thinking that she's really a B, but still curious LOL Her demeanor seems similar to the one who does body trims at 1290 in NB.

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[Sukebe3]

Total legit at 1290. Saw her a few times years ago hoping for at least L1.

She has another ad with a different number in Buffalo Grove Haven't seen her there.

Maybe that's where she does HE's, LOL. Anyone see her in BG?

Great tits though.

That's a bummer, I was on my way there.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Total legit at 1290. Saw her a few times years ago hoping for at least L1.

She has another ad with a different number in Buffalo Grove Haven't seen her there.

Maybe that's where she does HE's, LOL. Anyone see her in BG?

Great tits though.

Thanks! Doesn't seem too friendly either.

[Huhthatsbig]

I saw her earlier this week. Pretty natural blonde, not as tall as the pics they sent (no surprise there). L1, and not sure much more was available but I didn't really push it.

Do you have a link?

[Rws1990]

She"s a legit CMT. No hint of anything other than a very therapeutic massage.

Do you know this from personal experience or just the ad? The fact that she is posting on Craigslist and put light touch as a service makes me think there's hope.

[Zeuss]

She"s a legit CMT. No hint of anything other than a very therapeutic massage.

Thanks! Doesn't seem too friendly either.

[Hardwood1060]

Any reports on this one that's been advertising on CL for a while?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...720805587.html

I tried contacting her and came away thinking that she's really a B, but still curious LOL Her demeanor seems similar to the one who does body trims at 1290 in NB.

She"s a legit CMT. No hint of anything other than a very therapeutic massage.