EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Hardwood1060** · Yesterday 22:55

Met up with a MT who advertises on one of the legit massage sites. Located in and burbs. Massage was good, could have used a little more pressure, but relaxing still the same. With a little bit of a hint and guidance finished with an HE. Nothing too inspiring but got the job done. Pretty sure that is all she wrote.

Not unattractive but not a spring chicken. Maybe late 50's. All in at 1. 5.

DM for more info. Tips on other providers appreciated.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 04-21-24 15:20

It's Sandra now? Did she get bored with Anna and Lana?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-26674.html

**Walker333** · 04-04-24 18:29

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

Looking for a rec for an Eastern European massage in the wicker park / west town area. Have looked through the usual sites and didn't find much. Of note, I've tried the Noble Square place but looking for something new. DMs are fine.

It is conceivable that the euro services may not be readily accessible within that locale. Curiously, its availability seems to be somewhat constrained in contemporary times.

**CornCobMaker** · 04-04-24 11:59

Looking for a rec for an Eastern European massage in the wicker park / west town area. Have looked through the usual sites and didn't find much. Of note, I've tried the Noble Square place but looking for something new. DMs are fine.

**AvgWhiteGuy** · 03-05-24 15:53

Chanty at Chicagolandbodyrubs, sexy sexy little Latin American. Asked for 3 on top of the 1. 6 hh fee for FS. I opted to just play with her perfect bolt-ons and rub the kitty while she tugged on junior.

She's hot.

**Dbry4281** · 03-05-24 11:04

I saw her about 5 years ago in an office building near glenview.

She was totally legit. Covered with towels. Left with a regular massag.

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Any reports on this one that's been advertising on CL for a while?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...720805587.html

I tried contacting her and came away thinking that she's really a B, but still curious LOL Her demeanor seems similar to the one who does body trims at 1290 in NB.

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**Sukebe3** · 03-03-24 19:30

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Total legit at 1290. Saw her a few times years ago hoping for at least L1.

She has another ad with a different number in Buffalo Grove Haven't seen her there.

Maybe that's where she does HE's, LOL. Anyone see her in BG?

Great tits though.

That's a bummer, I was on my way there.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 02-27-24 13:56

Total legit at 1290. Saw her a few times years ago hoping for at least L1.

She has another ad with a different number in Buffalo Grove Haven't seen her there.

Maybe that's where she does HE's, LOL. Anyone see her in BG?

Great tits though.

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Thanks! Doesn't seem too friendly either.

**Huhthatsbig** · 02-25-24 19:13

Originally Posted by Chera0101 [View Original Post]

I saw her earlier this week. Pretty natural blonde, not as tall as the pics they sent (no surprise there). L1, and not sure much more was available but I didn't really push it.

Do you have a link?

**Rws1990** · 02-25-24 17:04

Originally Posted by Hardwood1060 [View Original Post]

She"s a legit CMT. No hint of anything other than a very therapeutic massage.

Do you know this from personal experience or just the ad? The fact that she is posting on Craigslist and put light touch as a service makes me think there's hope.

**Zeuss** · 02-25-24 14:53

Originally Posted by Hardwood1060 [View Original Post]

She"s a legit CMT. No hint of anything other than a very therapeutic massage.

Thanks! Doesn't seem too friendly either.

**Hardwood1060** · 02-25-24 07:03

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Any reports on this one that's been advertising on CL for a while?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...720805587.html

I tried contacting her and came away thinking that she's really a B, but still curious LOL Her demeanor seems similar to the one who does body trims at 1290 in NB.

She"s a legit CMT. No hint of anything other than a very therapeutic massage.

**Zeuss** · 02-24-24 12:12

Any reports on this one that's been advertising on CL for a while?

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/h...720805587.html

I tried contacting her and came away thinking that she's really a B, but still curious LOL Her demeanor seems similar to the one who does body trims at 1290 in NB.

**Chera0101** · 02-23-24 21:37

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

Any see Anika at the Nobel Square Euro apt? I think she's been there over a week. Looking for some feedback before I book.

I saw her earlier this week. Pretty natural blonde, not as tall as the pics they sent (no surprise there). L1, and not sure much more was available but I didn't really push it.