EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[HandsomeGent47]

Today I looked up the number for Golden Hands, the place I would infrequently visit in Schaumburg a few years ago. While it was convenient to my work at the time, I never liked the attitude of the girls or the woman who answered the phone. I remember one visit, I got there on time and the door was locked. Knocking brought no answer. Waited 5 minutes and tried again, same thing. I went back to my car and sat, and my phone rings. It was the woman who set up the appointment, and she's wondering where I am and how could I be so inconsiderate as to not be their on time and on and on. And I tell her I tried twice already with no answer. "Well, she's waiting for you now so go up now, please. " The annoyance at being caught out was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

However, I know how things change at MPs, from good to bad to good again. So I gave it a try. Phone woman was nice enough, asking me if I wanted the BG location. I said yes, and it only occurred to me later that I should have asked what other locations are available. Anyways, I got their and was let in by Julie, a nice looking 30+ Ukrainian. English was good. Oddly enough, she stayed in the room while I got ready. Immediately into soft touch, little tease, small talk. I did my part in giving signs. Things picked up. On the flip the L1 price structure was laid out. I didn't go for her full monty, because combined with the 1 hour entry fee I could have gotten much more at a Korean establishment. Suffice it to say, Golden Hands means gold leaves your hands and lands in theirs. I doubt I'll be back, even if I do love the touch of a Euro woman.

What was pricing structure?

[HandsomeGent47]

Is melissa enhanced or natural? Tough to tell from the pics.

Anybody seen Bella before? Might pull the trigger but looking for solid feedback first.

I've seen Alana before. FS available 1. 0.

Melissa is natural from what I can remember. I've seen her a few times. If you like athletic / curvy she's got a great body combined with blue eyes and pretty face. Overall good service. Only downside is she is a chatterbox at times and sometimes is kind of out there. She also never offers BBBJ and only likes LFK with no tongue whatsoever.

[Sam Spade]

Is Julie the bigger build blonde (not fat, just larger, athletic boned) MT that used to be at Maria's in Skokie? I know she left there and am hoping she landed at GH.

The Julie (Julia) I'm talking about is maybe 5'9, just a little belly fat, B cups, dirty blonde. I suppose you could call her an athletic build.

[Truthfu11]

Today I looked up the number for Golden Hands, the place I would infrequently visit in Schaumburg a few years ago. While it was convenient to my work at the time, I never liked the attitude of the girls or the woman who answered the phone. I remember one visit, I got there on time and the door was locked. Knocking brought no answer. Waited 5 minutes and tried again, same thing. I went back to my car and sat, and my phone rings. It was the woman who set up the appointment, and she's wondering where I am and how could I be so inconsiderate as to not be their on time and on and on. And I tell her I tried twice already with no answer. "Well, she's waiting for you now so go up now, please. " The annoyance at being caught out was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

However, I know how things change at MPs, from good to bad to good again. So I gave it a try. Phone woman was nice enough, asking me if I wanted the BG location. I said yes, and it only occurred to me later that I should have asked what other locations are available. Anyways, I got their and was let in by Julie, a nice looking 30+ Ukrainian. English was good. Oddly enough, she stayed in the room while I got ready. Immediately into soft touch, little tease, small talk. I did my part in giving signs. Things picked up. On the flip the L1 price structure was laid out. I didn't go for her full monty, because combined with the 1 hour entry fee I could have gotten much more at a Korean establishment. Suffice it to say, Golden Hands means gold leaves your hands and lands in theirs. I doubt I'll be back, even if I do love the touch of a Euro woman.

Is Julie the bigger build blonde (not fat, just larger, athletic boned) MT that used to be at Maria's in Skokie? I know she left there and am hoping she landed at GH.

[Sam Spade]

Today I looked up the number for Golden Hands, the place I would infrequently visit in Schaumburg a few years ago. While it was convenient to my work at the time, I never liked the attitude of the girls or the woman who answered the phone. I remember one visit, I got there on time and the door was locked. Knocking brought no answer. Waited 5 minutes and tried again, same thing. I went back to my car and sat, and my phone rings. It was the woman who set up the appointment, and she's wondering where I am and how could I be so inconsiderate as to not be their on time and on and on. And I tell her I tried twice already with no answer. "Well, she's waiting for you now so go up now, please. " The annoyance at being caught out was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

However, I know how things change at MPs, from good to bad to good again. So I gave it a try. Phone woman was nice enough, asking me if I wanted the BG location. I said yes, and it only occurred to me later that I should have asked what other locations are available. Anyways, I got their and was let in by Julie, a nice looking 30+ Ukrainian. English was good. Oddly enough, she stayed in the room while I got ready. Immediately into soft touch, little tease, small talk. I did my part in giving signs. Things picked up. On the flip the L1 price structure was laid out. I didn't go for her full monty, because combined with the 1 hour entry fee I could have gotten much more at a Korean establishment. Suffice it to say, Golden Hands means gold leaves your hands and lands in theirs. I doubt I'll be back, even if I do love the touch of a Euro woman.

[Joeyunc]

Anyone know where Natalie from Golden hands is? She was on of the all time greats.

[RockerBh]

Hello everyone, I'm in town for the weekend and would greatly appreciate any help my fellow mongers could give me. There are so many listings of parlors that I can't figure out which places you guys are talking about.

I'd love to partake in the fine side of Chicago instead of strolling into the wrong spot haha. Well anyway, if you guys could throw me and tips on where to go, I'd greatly appreciate kt. Feel free to PM.

[Machine7655]

Saw Melissa the other day. Setup is always easy with this agency and locations are discreet and clean.

Melissa is a bit older than I anticipated. Body is still good though and similar to the pictures on the website.

She is quite chatty and may have been high. Service was OK. She has great L2 skills (covered, . 6 surcharge). May repeat due to her skills, otherwise quite average visit.

Is melissa enhanced or natural? Tough to tell from the pics.

Anybody seen Bella before? Might pull the trigger but looking for solid feedback first.

I've seen Alana before. FS available 1. 0.

[Kellster]

Hadn't been to CT in a long time and booked a session with new girl Inga who's only been there a week or two. She's Russian but has lived in the US for many years. Early 20's, brunette, average height and build. Not in work-out shape but she has the natural fitness of someone her age. I'd say 7 of 10 on overall looks. We chatted for the first 10 minutes or so while she worked my back and shoulders and then I settled in. Massage was so-so and neither deeply therapeutic nor sensual with no teasing at all. But there are worse ways to spend an hour. Things evolved naturally after the flip with no discussion of money or services. I enjoyed a little roaming while she gave the standard finish. Again nothing special but a nice way to spend an hour. Standard tip.

I also noticed that in addition to the collection of shops downstairs Tat's now has an office on the main floor.

I can already see it- this is going to cause some confusion. The original Inga who used to work at Creative was one of the more popular gals on here. She was a really sweet girl who gave an outstanding quality massage and was young, thin, & attractive. I was told she got married and left the business. We'll have to call this new one Inga 2 or The Other Inga because a lot of guys will be disappointed if they book a session with this new Inga and get a different gal than they were expecting.

[SideTalker]

Saw Melissa the other day. Setup is always easy with this agency and locations are discreet and clean.

Melissa is a bit older than I anticipated. Body is still good though and similar to the pictures on the website.

She is quite chatty and may have been high. Service was OK. She has great L2 skills (covered, . 6 surcharge). May repeat due to her skills, otherwise quite average visit.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Hadn't been to CT in a long time and booked a session with new girl Inga who's only been there a week or two. She's Russian but has lived in the US for many years. Early 20's, brunette, average height and build. Not in work-out shape but she has the natural fitness of someone her age. I'd say 7 of 10 on overall looks. We chatted for the first 10 minutes or so while she worked my back and shoulders and then I settled in. Massage was so-so and neither deeply therapeutic nor sensual with no teasing at all. But there are worse ways to spend an hour. Things evolved naturally after the flip with no discussion of money or services. I enjoyed a little roaming while she gave the standard finish. Again nothing special but a nice way to spend an hour. Standard tip.

I also noticed that in addition to the collection of shops downstairs Tat's now has an office on the main floor.

[Sam Spade]

Saw Bens Post, & grew an intense desire to meet with a Blonde Euro MILF, called made and appointment & got really stoned an made the 50 min voyage for Linda at 1:30 pm Sunday.

Got there, pretty low key office space. Gave. 6 for the hhr took me to the room. Gave me time to change. Spread myself naked like I jumped out of a skydiving plane. She comes in turns off the lights, begins our session. Decent massage, I initiate some playfulness by roaming, slowing feeling up her legs up & down. I hear her exhale loudly when I firmly press against her vag with my thumb as my fingers grip her asscheeks firmly near her asshole. She begins some intense ass play for a good 5 min, I enjoy it & she hears my heavy breathing. So she grabs Jr. & the boys & strokes away as I still lay on my chest. She stays at this for a Good 3 min, I feel like I'm close to bursting. So I request the flip, she oils up Jr. & has a tremendous technique with stroking.

I start gripping her ass firmly, thinking I may burst, she looks at me & says "Yes, just like that" I start rubbing her Vag through her thong & firmly grab her tits & lightly massage the tip of her nipple. She starts rubbing my asshole in a circular motion with her pinky as she massages the boys with her fingers. The load bursts onto her sleeve of the sweater she was wearing, but she took it like a champ. This experience deffinitely intrigued me into seeking more Euro parlors, despite the high price I believe the look.

Quality of the therapist is worth it. So if Any suggestions for future reviews or trades PM me, know many Asian therapists. '.

$. 10 total.

5 tip.

Stay safe Gents.

/ Monger out.

Tried this last week. She asked me where I heard of them, and I mention what I thought was an ad from another website. But she knew nothing about it (she said), so I suppose the site in question is just a place for us guys.

She was dressed pretty hot. Pink tights right up to cutoff jeans. A sweater and a fur vest covering it. Let's call it eastern Euro fashion. She put a towel across my butt, but kept moving it to massage around there. Didn't mind my caressing her legs up to the cutoff jeans, so I was pretty sure I was in. Removed the towel and she whispers "This is for tip, right?" I agree, and she got to work, and I have to admit she did a good job. But the hot outfit? For all intent and purposes, its body armor, and she made it clear it was staying put. When done, she still massaged me for another 10 minutes. Not sure if I'll repeat. Like everything in Northbrook, it seems overpriced.

There must have been one other girl working in another room, although I didn't see her. I heard her talking to one of you guys who's just a little too loud in expressing your satisfaction. Shhhh.

[Goat Ohio]

Coming to Elgin from Cleveland for a few days.

Any recommendations for a nice EMP up that way?

Or a good provider?

Be safe.

Goat.

[Riina]

Hello.

I am wondering if anyone has recent experience with 530 girls. Over the past year I think their quality went way down and price went way up. Heard great things about Nesha, but what about Marianna or Nella?

Thank you.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...nd-Freelancers

Off topic, but the members are trying to keep reports on the body rub agencies in the above specialty thread.

[BostonNinja]

Hello.

I am wondering if anyone has recent experience with 530 girls. Over the past year I think their quality went way down and price went way up. Heard great things about Nesha, but what about Marianna or Nella?

Thank you.

"Enni" was amazing. Actually looked like a model, despite being fake pics, and for a HH, you are pampered. Lots of mutual touch, getting sensually kissed by her. Gives you the sensual experience, nothing felt mechanical. Saw her multiple times, haven't seen her pop back up. Saw "Nesha" or "Neeva" can't remember the exact fake name, not much mutual touch, somewhat distant and OK finish, looks were so so. So 50-50 so far for me. I'm hoping there will be more Enni type experiences soon. If anyone has info on "Kinzie" from their group, let me know.