EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[TheWimp]

Thanks to EyDAWG for sending me a lead on this place. The spa is clean, there is street parking. Inside there is a shower, two or three rooms. Its by appt only. On first visit it occurred. Overall the therapist was quiet and a very nice person when talked to. If you like 50+ and possibly a good massage, give it a try. If you like young then this is not a place to visit. I was not attracted to her but I'm picky.

[AngelBravo]

No extras. Fantastic massage and yes she is very attractive.

What's Luba's contact info. Thanks. PM me if you wish.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Any extras included on that? Good looking gal?

No extras. Fantastic massage and yes she is very attractive.

[MrmVanHouten]

If you want a fantastic massage and I mean a real legit massage, than Luba is your new massuse. Yes, even I like L1 but I always need a real massage and finding a real massuse with L1 is few slim to none. Or at least I challenge that notion to all of you. Luna's deep tissue is dead on and she has techniques that will work out the stubborn sore and stiffness. Definitely go see her. Downers Grove

Just wanted to reiterate prior posts; for L1 and a fantastic real massage, Isabela Pomares can't be beat.

[WestBurbDude30]

If you want a fantastic massage and I mean a real legit massage, than Luba is your new massuse. Yes, even I like L1 but I always need a real massage and finding a real massuse with L1 is few slim to none. Or at least I challenge that notion to all of you. Luna's deep tissue is dead on and she has techniques that will work out the stubborn sore and stiffness. Definitely go see her. Downers Grove.

Any extras included on that? Good looking gal?

[ChgoGuySouth]

If you want a fantastic massage and I mean a real legit massage, than Luba is your new massuse. Yes, even I like L1 but I always need a real massage and finding a real massuse with L1 is few slim to none. Or at least I challenge that notion to all of you. Luna's deep tissue is dead on and she has techniques that will work out the stubborn sore and stiffness. Definitely go see her. Downers Grove.

[Seraph2]

Final note on this. If it wasn't clear before the wimp or anyone had a sporting chance, now her ad on massageanywhere states clearly "professional massage only". It just takes one. So no, it wasn't a matter of a timer on ma or anything like that in this case. It is what it is.

In all fairness, when you google her name, first link I got is to her linked-in professional resume. I assume she is legit.

[ChgoGuySouth]

I'm looking for a blast from the past. Tall mature euro who went by the name Alice or Aliscia. Worked out of the white building on Shermer. Pm is fine.

[EdCarbone]

Check out MassageFinder. Some of the girls are smokin and suggest a lot more with their nicely positioned photos. BTW, I recommend the Euro and like many others will take you a few visits (YMMV).

Who is "the Euro"? If it's Jill, disappointing. Can you be specific and give an account of the experience? Thanks.

[Wild Rider 80]

Ah yes miracle. She uses a glove on some. It is self serve to begin with the first visit. She will allow more subsequent visits, but I personally couldn't stand her personality the first time. She had some weird like overall outfit on too during the summer, and I was hoping for yoga pants.

Did someone say, there is more talent at this place? I have never heard of such thing.

You guys are possibly confused. The place on Peterson is Miracle Massage, no one has reported anything more then great massage with no extras there in years. The place on Shermer is Massage Mantra, she seems to be the L1 but with a glove lady. Or has something changed?

Please update the board.

[Tela1980]

Is there another Civil War starting that I don't know about? .

Oh no the grammer police are out. Sorry, but I could not resist LOL!

[DomCorazon]

MassageAnywhere and HolisticAnywhere are strange. I've set the distance for 100 miles and got a full page of results, then set it for 50 miles and still got a full page but with faces I didn't see before. The biggest thing I've noticed is that I need to move to Florida or California because they are loaded with amazing women whose pics suggest more. Sigh.

Even if you change zip codes there are different results.

[TheWimp]

MassageAnywhere and HolisticAnywhere are strange. I've set the distance for 100 miles and got a full page of results, then set it for 50 miles and still got a full page but with faces I didn't see before. The biggest thing I've noticed is that I need to move to Florida or California because they are loaded with amazing women whose pics suggest more. Sigh.

Check out MassageFinder. Some of the girls are smokin and suggest a lot more with their nicely positioned photos. BTW, I recommend the Euro and like many others will take you a few visits (YMMV).

[EdCarbone]

Agree on the timer issue. I was looking at her profile at around 11:55. Rooted around on Facebook to see what she looks like. Not bad. Older and seemingly fit brunette Euro. I then clicked back to her massage profile exactly at noon and it was gone.

MassageAnywhere and HolisticAnywhere are strange. I've set the distance for 100 miles and got a full page of results, then set it for 50 miles and still got a full page but with faces I didn't see before. The biggest thing I've noticed is that I need to move to Florida or California because they are loaded with amazing women whose pics suggest more. Sigh.

[Dr Manhattan]

It's there. You can set your profile on a timer and only show it at certain times.

Agree on the timer issue. I was looking at her profile at around 11:55. Rooted around on Facebook to see what she looks like. Not bad. Older and seemingly fit brunette Euro. I then clicked back to her massage profile exactly at noon and it was gone.