Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[Oakly]

In my book "50 Ways To Cunnilingus", a beginners guild to the female orgasm, I give detailed instructions on how to please a woman. It is an art. There's nothing like a 23 year old black girl squirming on your face, cussing you out because you're the only guy that's ever cum like that. (Not even her boyfriend). I have had them deny a quick visit because she wants hers. I have asked "what do I owe you" and she responded "I would owe you the same right back so whatever you want is fine." Mutual satisfaction is a blast. Nothing like a young woman, just as exhausted as me, too tired to get out of bed and clean up.
OK, I didn't write the book yet but someday when I have time.
Giddit.

When I was in my 40's I hooked up with a unicorn. She was quite athletic but had slightly droopy tits. Our first meeting was at a motel in a room she shared with a co-worker. I just wanted the one so the other went to the bathroom at the start of the session and fell asleep. Turned out my girl was a beautician who had a kid a few years earlier and still lactated. We hit it off. About 45 minutes into the session the co-worker wakes up and comes out. At that point, we had already satisfied each other and were just playing with each other while making small talk. The co-worker looked at us and started talking smack directing us what to do to each other. The hour appointment turned into an hour and a half, no extra charge. They were traveling hookers and left the next day but I told her to text me the next time she came into town. She did and we became regulars.

She was kinky during our first meeting but became even more so as time went on and got into bondage, videos (her friend recorded us on multiple occasions), etc. I gave her the nickname Nikki Milk because she was lactating and she was the only woman I ever got milk from. She wasn't on drugs, it was about the money. She made a lot more money as a provider than she could as a beautician and loved sex. Often times she would arrive early in the day and call me. I would spot the money for the room and we would have sex for a few hours before she would put her ad up. One time she got there at about 9 am, we got an early room, and proceeded to have sex until noon. Did everything on the menu multiple times to the point where her legs were so rubbery that it was a struggle for her to stand. We rested for a bit, showered as we were covered in sweat and bodily fluids, went out for lunch, dropped her off at the motel. Hours of sex for the cost of a room and lunch. A much better deal than a divorce.

[Double Life]

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

You can treat these women with respect, but can never love these hoes.

They want your money for their drugs not you dick. Your dick is just in the way.

They are never actually having an orgasm or about to, as much as some on here want to believe they are.

And you are just like all the other guys.

No lets rally and start slaying more ***** in 2024.

In my book "50 Ways To Cunnilingus", a beginners guild to the female orgasm, I give detailed instructions on how to please a woman. It is an art. There's nothing like a 23 year old black girl squirming on your face, cussing you out because you're the only guy that's ever cum like that. (Not even her boyfriend). I have had them deny a quick visit because she wants hers. I have asked "what do I owe you" and she responded "I would owe you the same right back so whatever you want is fine." Mutual satisfaction is a blast. Nothing like a young woman, just as exhausted as me, too tired to get out of bed and clean up.
OK, I didn't write the book yet but someday when I have time.
Giddit.

[Double Life]

For what it's worth I enjoy reading the success stories I see here sometimes. It does belong in the streetwalker thread cause they are / were streetwalkers. I've tried to help a few myself but no great success stories so far. If I do, ill post about it here, if you prefer not to read it, I don't guess I'll loose any sleep over it.

This thread kinda got off in an odd direction. I think I misspoke. A couple things to correct. I have made many attempts and offers to get people off drugs. Nothing I have ever done has helped anyone ever. Those that changed their lives did it on their own, with their own resources. I have decided the best thing for me to do is to get them away from me. It seems many in this business use drugs. When the drugs take over their lives, their bodies start to rot, they lose a ton of weight, I'm out. That would include every SW in Milwaukee. I'm sad when they die. Secondly, love. I love these girls. I love Nancy Pellosi, I love George Bush. I love pizza. My first wife was crying her eyes out, "you don't love me anymore". I said, "Baby, you know that's not true! I love everybody!
Giddit

[IslayHoes]

We hold these truths to be self-evident:

You can treat these women with respect, but can never love these hoes.

They want your money for their drugs not you dick. Your dick is just in the way.

They are never actually having an orgasm or about to, as much as some on here want to believe they are.

And you are just like all the other guys.

No lets rally and start slaying more ***** in 2024.

Captain save a Ho! Good stuff. I give up on the lovey dovey thread. LOL. Not a big deal. Let's hear all the love and success stories! Keep them coming! Let's hear about Double Life's past success. Many of us have been doing this for 20 plus years so chances are we will know who he's talking about! Lots and lots of endless love stories and questions to scroll thru anytime you want to look for real past info. I like it. Troll, start your success story with Hazel, she is looking rough these days. Damn near homeless. Such a sweetheart and gives a great BBBJ. I don't remember and there are too many pages to scroll thru but were you the guy that posted those awesome photos of her giving you a nice BBBJ? If it was, that could be a great wedding memories photo! LOL. Ha. Just joshing you pal, it's all in good fun. Sorry if that wasn't you that posted those photos. Anyway, anybody know what happened to the original Captain save a Ho? Is he still on here? Forgot the name but I remember the girls always talking and laughing about squeezing him dry so keep on your toes and don't be a sucker. Stay safe.

[BobSteel]

250 lb grandmas are not spinners in the rest of the world.

[VikingPride]

For what it's worth I enjoy reading the success stories I see here sometimes. It does belong in the streetwalker thread cause they are / were streetwalkers. I've tried to help a few myself but no great success stories so far. If I do, ill post about it here, if you prefer not to read it, I don't guess I'll loose any sleep over it.

Captain save a Ho! Good stuff. I give up on the lovey dovey thread. LOL. Not a big deal. Let's hear all the love and success stories! Keep them coming! Let's hear about Double Life's past success. Many of us have been doing this for 20 plus years so chances are we will know who he's talking about! Lots and lots of endless love stories and questions to scroll thru anytime you want to look for real past info. I like it. Troll, start your success story with Hazel, she is looking rough these days. Damn near homeless. Such a sweetheart and gives a great BBBJ. I don't remember and there are too many pages to scroll thru but were you the guy that posted those awesome photos of her giving you a nice BBBJ? If it was, that could be a great wedding memories photo! LOL. Ha. Just joshing you pal, it's all in good fun. Sorry if that wasn't you that posted those photos. Anyway, anybody know what happened to the original Captain save a Ho? Is he still on here? Forgot the name but I remember the girls always talking and laughing about squeezing him dry so keep on your toes and don't be a sucker. Stay safe.

[TrollMongo]

Excellent job! My post was a general post and not directed at one particular person but this certainly qualifies for the lovey dovey thread that you should start unless somehow this is useful? LLike are you willing to share the digits of these born again slores to the group? Netflix and chill at Double's crib with a late night gang bang ending with one or more of said ladies? Participation is key, especially in the SW thread. You do not partake in SW's so thank you for not posting this in that thread. Props for that.

For what it's worth I enjoy reading the success stories I see here sometimes. It does belong in the streetwalker thread cause they are / were streetwalkers. I've tried to help a few myself but no great success stories so far. If I do, ill post about it here, if you prefer not to read it, I don't guess I'll loose any sleep over it.

[VikingPride]

That works. Put one through school. She got her degree, has her own business, bought her own home. Now were talking about flipping houses together. Still a great piece of ass. Another, got clean, got her kids back, got her tits back, and she's a better, healthier, sexier, piece of ass than ever. Both just have a handful of decent guys they mess with. Success! I have been greatly rewarded. I should attach the song, "Shiny Happy People" but I'm sure you'll Google it and listen all night.

Excellent job! My post was a general post and not directed at one particular person but this certainly qualifies for the lovey dovey thread that you should start unless somehow this is useful? LLike are you willing to share the digits of these born again slores to the group? Netflix and chill at Double's crib with a late night gang bang ending with one or more of said ladies? Participation is key, especially in the SW thread. You do not partake in SW's so thank you for not posting this in that thread. Props for that.

[Double Life]

There is a way to not have to read an of his posts. It's called Ignore.

Actually there is two ways. One is you just skip over the report when you see who wrote it or you can place the person on Ignore an they never come into your inbox. That method works great for obnoxious people, trolls or people you just disagree with. I think this is a better method that trying to get people to stop posting. We need more participation.

That works. Put one through school. She got her degree, has her own business, bought her own home. Now were talking about flipping houses together. Still a great piece of ass. Another, got clean, got her kids back, got her tits back, and she's a better, healthier, sexier, piece of ass than ever. Both just have a handful of decent guys they mess with. Success! I have been greatly rewarded. I should attach the song, "Shiny Happy People" but I'm sure you'll Google it and listen all night.

[Wanttoknow67]

It would be lovely if I didn't have to read .

There is a way to not have to read an of his posts. It's called Ignore.

Actually there is two ways. One is you just skip over the report when you see who wrote it or you can place the person on Ignore an they never come into your inbox. That method works great for obnoxious people, trolls or people you just disagree with. I think this is a better method that trying to get people to stop posting. We need more participation.

[Double Life]

It would be lovely if I didn't have to read about the heart felt sad and lovey dovey stories on the SW and escort threads. I don't want to read about how much you cared about a provider that passed away or how sad it was or how much your in love with a provider or how she deserves so much more than the life she is living. Starting a new boner killing lovey dovey sad story thread may be more appropriate for that kind of stuff. Or maybe Oprah has a website that suits your needs. This is USA SEX guide and we are here for stories and info about sex. All kinds of sex. Sex, sex, sex. You're not fooling anyone! If you had any real compassion for these women you would have been or be out there fighting for them and not on this website contributing or having contributed to their downfall by way of the demons of the poppy fields.

If you are worried your penis will get soft then don't read my posts about SW's. Its still a free country and this is not required reading. Its called USA Sex GUIDE. Where we all discuss the good and the bad, warn each other about problems and GUIDE guys in the right direction. This girl was never a provider to me. I never touched her. I have a problem with seeing a provider that is doing it because she needs to use the money on something that will likely kill her. The SW scene has degraded to nothing but that. I care about people because I am a man complete with a well rounded set of skills, desires, and emotions. Real men have empathy, a desire to make the world a better place, and when it comes to sex, a desire that the exchange is respectable and beneficial to all involved. I have, in fact, taken SW's to rehab and paid for their stay. I'd rather see them get healthy than to mindlessly pump a load of cum in them. Once on a better path I'm happy to to enjoy mutual satisfaction. The problem is the drugs. I have offered rehab to dozens at my expense. I have fired at least 50 people over the years because of drugs. I have at least 4 past employees serving life in prison because of drugs. I've been in federal court and witnessed many other young men get life for dealing drugs. We all know SW's that are now dead because of drugs. Maybe the world would be a little bit better if we didn't fuel the problem because we want a cheap nut. For me, the decision has been made. I will only get involved with a woman that I believe is healthy and not dependant on my money to buy something that will kill her. Now if you will excuse me, I'm taking her mother some flowers.

[DieselMike]

It would be lovely if I didn't have to read about the heart felt sad and lovey dovey stories on the SW and escort threads. I don't want to read about how much you cared about a provider that passed away or how sad it was or how much your in love with a provider or how she deserves so much more than the life she is living. Starting a new boner killing lovey dovey sad story thread may be more appropriate for that kind of stuff. Or maybe Oprah has a website that suits your needs. This is USA SEX guide and we are here for stories and info about sex. All kinds of sex. Sex, sex, sex. You're not fooling anyone! If you had any real compassion for these women you would have been or be out there fighting for them and not on this website contributing or having contributed to their downfall by way of the demons of the poppy fields.

Good points, all, but maybe one should have a bit of tolerance for diverse opinions, just as there are those here that have diverse interests. If all one is interested in is blowing a load in some warm hole, the druggie SW's are probably a step up from self-service or doing one of Rayna's dolls. If that's all a guy wants, fine. In my opinion though, that is a step down from the companionship and romance I really want. Yeah, I'll settle for raw sex, but it tends to leave me less than completely satisfied. I prefer a human connection to a woman and, having had that at various levels in the past, I really miss it. I'd much prefer a side piece lonely widow, single mom, college girl, someone that is looking for the same thing as me. I'll eat leftovers but a nice meal once in a while would be great.

[VikingPride]

It would be lovely if I didn't have to read about the heart felt sad and lovey dovey stories on the SW and escort threads. I don't want to read about how much you cared about a provider that passed away or how sad it was or how much your in love with a provider or how she deserves so much more than the life she is living. Starting a new boner killing lovey dovey sad story thread may be more appropriate for that kind of stuff. Or maybe Oprah has a website that suits your needs. This is USA SEX guide and we are here for stories and info about sex. All kinds of sex. Sex, sex, sex. You're not fooling anyone! If you had any real compassion for these women you would have been or be out there fighting for them and not on this website contributing or having contributed to their downfall by way of the demons of the poppy fields.

[Oakly]

I usually research my subjects quite a bit, so what you say doesn't happen too often for me. I don't care for BBW and if I show up and they weight more than me (I'm not small be any means) I walk. For some of these woman, you could easily putting in a fold of there skin. My biggest problem are the rip-offs. I don't like to pay upfront and that's when I would usually get the "I'm done" and there she goes out the door. Reading some wise members on this board, I now drive out of the area and then only give half upfront.

M64.

Yeah, the one I said no to was back in the era of flip phones. No way to do decent confirmation. I was living out west and the provider advertised on Backpage as I recall. She worked out of a home in the country and it was a fair drive. I get there and there is some skanky looking guy outside who directs me to the right building. The offer was for sensual massage with extras. The woman was on the large side, smelled of smoke, and was well worn. I'm still thinking at the time that providers do disgusting men and it would be a challenge to do the same so I paid for an hour massage. At least I would get a massage. The massage starts and right away she is asking if I want any 'extras'. I just couldn't do it. Finally, half an hour into the massage I say enough, tip her, get dressed and leave.

[PNR2004]

Nothing currently out there really appeals to me which got me thinking about past bad experiences. Have you ever met a provider that was quite far below your expectations but you said to yourself, "What the hell. I'm here and may as well do them anyway. " I can only think of one time the provider was basically begging me to do her and I didn't. The other times I would just go for it anyway as I was already there so what the hell, why not. While I'm doing them I think two things: They should be paying me and how in the heck am I staying hard.

I have rarely walked as my little head is so much smarter than my big head. I don't have an abundance of time. Making calls and sending texts to get something going can take forever so when you find one that will spread her legs I jump on.