Rants, Raves, and Opinions

**Days Fun** · 02-23-20 17:43

Originally Posted by GioX68 [View Original Post]

Tell us a story of your freakiest experience, gross, fun or odd.

This happened a couple of summers ago. The little head was in complete control, I was headed over to South Milwaukee to see a well known and reviewed provider (no names to protect the innocent) around mid night. I get there and head down into the basement corner bedroom. Finally see her in the light and see she is a full 9 month pregnant and minutes away from bursting. I guess her pictures were about 10 months old! Little head says "fuck it" we came all this way, just get me some head! She excuses herself to use the bathroom. Comes out a few minute later and says "My water just broke". "So we have to be quick". At this point the big head gets involved in a semi panic. She still wants to go so I toss her twenty ask if she needs to call for a ride or ambulance and then I bail with big head leading the way and little me bitching "what about my BJ". Got in the car and sped away. Ten minutes later I pulled over because it was no longer safe to drive I was laughing so hard. I got home and immediately posted of my experience.

No doubt I have been in the hobby too long (30 years in and out).

Be safe and be smart and maybe you to can do 30 years and experience the bizarre underbelly of humanity with the rest of us long timers.

**WhoDathay** · 02-23-20 12:24

It was I think last July, at 113th GF, about a month before it got shut down. I had probably enjoyed about a dozen sessions there, most of them rather nice. This time it was starting out great. A very fine looking early 30's gal I had not seen there before, and her leggings were ultra thin, almost like she was only wearing pantyhose, over a pretty sweet ass and she was very liberal with getting in range for my anxious fingertips. So I'm getting nice and revved up, and then I hear jingle jingle the front door opens and a mans voice, louder than normal, and the mamasam chattering in Chinese and all hell breaking loose. My MT bolts out the door. It was WA LE and basically sounded like he was lining them all up and I'm hearing "I want to see each of your licenses" and "which of you live here?" and "are your services done with a sheet or towel covering? Well I'll tell you I damn sure found a sheet and covered everything except my nose pretty much, over my butt nekked body. Sure enough the dude invades my room, turn on the light, starts rummaging around, he says to me "Excuse me sir!" but that was his only interaction with me, man I was terrified. A few minutes later he was gone and my MT returned and the first thing she said was "We only do massage here nothing else!" Yeah for sure the rest of THAT day. So I guess that was an opening salvo by LE, the beginning of the end.

**BigMilwaukee** · 02-22-20 22:30

This was years ago when I was new to the game. Responded to this add in stallis off of 60th, not to far from me. The pics looked good so I said fuck it. I got close and called. The "girl" who answered was pretty friendly, but had a wierd tone to the voice. I went into the place, and it was dimly lit (sure you all know where this is going). The provider was definitely not a girl, and as soon as I got through the door, I could see knives everywhere. Thought it was about to be my time. The script changed immediately and it was head only for what I brought. I was there and needed a nut, so why not. After 5 minutes came to a dead stop. Needed more to continue. I said I had no more, and decided to cut my losses and get the hell out. Wanted to come with me to atm so could get more money to continue. It started dressing and collecting knives putting them in pockets. Naturally I bolted like a startled hair.

This was not one of my better moments.

Originally Posted by GioX68 [View Original Post]

Tell us a story of your freakiest experience, gross, fun or odd.

**GioX 68** · 02-21-20 20:33

Originally Posted by PleasurPiranha [View Original Post]

What should we open for discussion today gents to pollute the threads. All this Brilliance out here shining in on links for utrs and pimple looking spots on an addicts legs. I feel totally left out of the blog not having anything of any relevance to add. Boggled at what some feel is useful shares.

Tell us a story of your freakiest experience, gross, fun or odd.

**PleasurPiranha** · 02-21-20 15:25

What should we open for discussion today gents to pollute the threads. All this Brilliance out here shining in on links for utrs and pimple looking spots on an addicts legs. I feel totally left out of the blog not having anything of any relevance to add. Boggled at what some feel is useful shares.

**Pelotero1924** · 02-18-20 11:00

http://milwaukee.skipthegames.com/fe...l/569365163846

Contacted this one a few minutes ago. Agreed on services and donation. When I asked for a face pic, she sent the pic of a provider already reported in the "Rip off" thread. I told her that she was reported as a cheat. She said my bad, I sent you a fake pic. Then, She sent another fake pic. She is staying near 16th and National.

Thanks to previous reports, I have kept my money where it belongs.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 02-16-20 20:39

Originally Posted by DrManhattan [View Original Post]

I peeked my head into Massage By Hyland in Muskego. I liked the dimly lit, Asian mood lighting. The pinkish glow still didn't hide the fact that the Mamasan was a 5/10 on a good day. Same with the two "young girls" she gestured towards, as they hustled to and from rooms. I skipped out of there. Maybe I'm generalizing, but health and looks seem to go hand-in-hand.

So, I hike up to North Avenue. They have a reasonably attractive 30-something who gave me an assisted finish once. I'm getting settled in. She tells me it'll be a wait. I'm a patient man to a point. I get down on the table. Staring back at me on the table top tissue paper, are brown stains where the last guys eyes would be, right around the table hole. 15 minutes start to feel like an hour, so I skip out of North Ave., too.

Short story long, what are the chances COVID-19 will eventually rear it's ugly little head in the covert AMP scene? Scenes from my afternoon leave me the goosebumps.

Another reason I've avoided AMPs. The germ infested potential is pretty high. Shared shower scrub brushes used towels and hot towel scrub down. Sheets that are rarely changed. At first I was addicted just as I am with the ladies but the potential is pretty real here. Some will clean up pretty well in between others hardly at all. That can be pretty common in any instance here though.

**Dr Manhattan** · 02-16-20 16:01

I peeked my head into Massage By Hyland in Muskego. I liked the dimly lit, Asian mood lighting. The pinkish glow still didn't hide the fact that the Mamasan was a 5/10 on a good day. Same with the two "young girls" she gestured towards, as they hustled to and from rooms. I skipped out of there. Maybe I'm generalizing, but health and looks seem to go hand-in-hand.

So, I hike up to North Avenue. They have a reasonably attractive 30-something who gave me an assisted finish once. I'm getting settled in. She tells me it'll be a wait. I'm a patient man to a point. I get down on the table. Staring back at me on the table top tissue paper, are brown stains where the last guys eyes would be, right around the table hole. 15 minutes start to feel like an hour, so I skip out of North Ave., too.

Short story long, what are the chances COVID-19 will eventually rear it's ugly little head in the covert AMP scene? Scenes from my afternoon leave me the goosebumps.

**AsiaPhileJake1** · 02-13-20 23:01

So the bars will be open until 4 am During the DNC. Possibly even Statewide. I'm not bitching, or am I.

I was seeing a little influx of new talent and some looked pretty good but damn. LEO is also working extra hours to keep us from getting any of this new pussy. God knows the delegates will be looking for some of that pussy. I just think we should be able to obtain that pussy legally along with smoking a little weed while we are at it.

Prost fellas, maybe we'll see ya hanging out at Paulie's at 3:30 am And have a beer.

**HuntingStreets** · 02-08-20 00:43

Originally Posted by Kjh28 [View Original Post]

You can pump your brakes. I was speaking generalities. In a rants posting. Wasnt calling him out, obviously his track record speaks for itself. Was simply making a point about people who do hold UTR numbers hostage for other UTRs like some sort of pathetic club with members only jackets.

Thank you for clarifying as you were one of the people that received her contact info with no strings attached.

HS.

**DaveDream** · 02-08-20 00:42

Thanks for the offer but not having an incall and not being a spinner means a lot of us are not interested. I have to have recent pics and 3-4 reviews (BBBJ, DATY, etc) before I even think about visiting someone. Can't get upset if guys are looking for a certain lady and your lady doesn't fit their needs. Dave.

Originally Posted by HuntingStreets [View Original Post]

All I can do is laugh. And rant a little here. I read post after post after post about guys getting ghosted, getting rushed, poor service, poor hygiene. I serve up a UTR with no habit, not advertising anywhere, providing non rushed full hours with MSOG and what happens? Only 2 of the 9 or 10 guys that reached out to her actually met her. She's halfway to reaching the number she needs to pay off her bills and then you guys will be whining because she's not providing anymore. And I'll have zero sympathy for anyone who received her info and whines about crappy service from a different provider.

HS.

**JohneDrama** · 02-07-20 23:42

Originally Posted by Kjh28 [View Original Post]

You can pump your brakes. I was speaking generalities. In a rants posting. Wasnt calling him out, obviously his track record speaks for itself. Was simply making a point about people who do hold UTR numbers hostage for other UTRs like some sort of pathetic club with members only jackets.

Well then next time don't quote someone you're not talking about in your rant. Not sure why guys have to attack each other on here. Everyone is allowed to post whatever info they want to share when they want to share it imo.

**Kjh28** · 02-07-20 22:32

Originally Posted by Ps1999 [View Original Post]

Clearly you need to go back and read the original post he put up on this. He wasnt looking for trades or being a gatekeeper / pimp. The woman came to him knowing that he could get the word out find a couple of you donkeys and she could pay some bills without having to go public. Seems pretty logical to me, what do you think? Oh wait, we know what you think.

You can pump your brakes. I was speaking generalities. In a rants posting. Wasnt calling him out, obviously his track record speaks for itself. Was simply making a point about people who do hold UTR numbers hostage for other UTRs like some sort of pathetic club with members only jackets.

**Ps1999** · 02-07-20 21:56

Originally Posted by Kjh28 [View Original Post]

Comes with the territory I guess when people play gate keeper on who gets scared digits shared. That's a laugh all in itself. I think someone who isn't a user, has a good head on her shoulders and is actually a high functioning member of society. Can probably make her own decisions based on hows she's treated during a conversation as to whether she wants to meet them or not. Theres no need for "White Knights" in this hobby IMO. But to each is own. I continue to have laughs at a the guys who seem to think they can decide e who gets to see thier prizes UTR. If she's so prized, shut up and keep her to yourself. Or if she wants help, let her choose. Using her digits to further your own portfolio. Willing to trade for other UTR. Makes you no better then a pimp using her for something else.

Just absurd sometimes.

Anyways. I'm off my soap box.

Clearly you need to go back and read the original post he put up on this. He wasnt looking for trades or being a gatekeeper / pimp. The woman came to him knowing that he could get the word out find a couple of you donkeys and she could pay some bills without having to go public. Seems pretty logical to me, what do you think? Oh wait, we know what you think.

**Kjh28** · 02-07-20 21:30

Originally Posted by HuntingStreets [View Original Post]

All I can do is laugh. And rant a little here. I read post after post after post about guys getting ghosted, getting rushed, poor service, poor hygiene. I serve up a UTR with no habit, not advertising anywhere, providing non rushed full hours with MSOG and what happens? Only 2 of the 9 or 10 guys that reached out to her actually met her. She's halfway to reaching the number she needs to pay off her bills and then you guys will be whining because she's not providing anymore. And I'll have zero sympathy for anyone who received her info and whines about crappy service from a different provider.

HS.

Comes with the territory I guess when people play gate keeper on who gets scared digits shared. That's a laugh all in itself. I think someone who isn't a user, has a good head on her shoulders and is actually a high functioning member of society. Can probably make her own decisions based on hows she's treated during a conversation as to whether she wants to meet them or not. Theres no need for "White Knights" in this hobby IMO. But to each is own. I continue to have laughs at a the guys who seem to think they can decide e who gets to see thier prizes UTR. If she's so prized, shut up and keep her to yourself. Or if she wants help, let her choose. Using her digits to further your own portfolio. Willing to trade for other UTR. Makes you no better then a pimp using her for something else.

Just absurd sometimes.

Anyways. I'm off my soap box.