Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[Slugo]

LOL. A like button would be amazing. Or a WTF button or a WRAP IT UP button for the long soliloquies. And as always I apologize if I offended anyone in any of my rants it's a sensitive world out there these days I get it. Not all Vikings are heathens. I still hope I'm deserving enough to someday receive that brand new shiney Bic pen from SantaCruiser. Happy Holidays everyone!

I find it amusing to read bet other people do to, but if a person don't like it just scroll on by.

[VikingPride]

Dammit! We really need a Like button. I got my 🍿ready.

LOL. A like button would be amazing. Or a WTF button or a WRAP IT UP button for the long soliloquies. And as always I apologize if I offended anyone in any of my rants it's a sensitive world out there these days I get it. Not all Vikings are heathens. I still hope I'm deserving enough to someday receive that brand new shiney Bic pen from SantaCruiser. Happy Holidays everyone!

[Ps1999]

Is that the one you gave the weenie whistle to for Christmas?

Dammit! We really need a Like button. I got my 🍿ready.

[VikingPride]

I think you missed the valuable information in that post. Go back and read the description for Girl 8. I think she's right up your alley.

Is that the one you gave the weenie whistle to for Christmas?

[BladeCruiser]

Well if it were up to me, kneeling with your tongue out would be the proper procedure. I would gracefully caress each one of my balls across your tongue, and then yes a cock ring kiss would be in order for the final show of respect. HS is right on the money. Can I get an AMEN for his post. Shit has been getting weird on the SW thread. Talking about passing pens to streetwalkers LOL and zero sex review. To all my Captain save a ho's out there. Guys, you can play Santa all year round if you join one of those street mission groups. They pass out more than crummy pens and hair bands so maybe this could fill your hearts with joy. I'm sure they have chat groups you can talk about this stuff with each other too. Maybe this is the key to getting that blood pumping and those dicks hard again so you can get out there and pound some pussies and report back with actual sex reviews! You never know. To the monger veteran HS, great post brother! I too miss the old days very badly.

I think you missed the valuable information in that post. Go back and read the description for Girl 8. I think she's right up your alley.

[VikingPride]

My bad. I did not realize you were in charge of the internet. Now that I stand corrected, please tell me the proper procedure going forward. Do I kneel to you? Kiss your ring? I want to make sure I do this right.

Well if it were up to me, kneeling with your tongue out would be the proper procedure. I would gracefully caress each one of my balls across your tongue, and then yes a cock ring kiss would be in order for the final show of respect. HS is right on the money. Can I get an AMEN for his post. Shit has been getting weird on the SW thread. Talking about passing pens to streetwalkers LOL and zero sex review. To all my Captain save a ho's out there. Guys, you can play Santa all year round if you join one of those street mission groups. They pass out more than crummy pens and hair bands so maybe this could fill your hearts with joy. I'm sure they have chat groups you can talk about this stuff with each other too. Maybe this is the key to getting that blood pumping and those dicks hard again so you can get out there and pound some pussies and report back with actual sex reviews! You never know. To the monger veteran HS, great post brother! I too miss the old days very badly.

[HuntingStreets]

My bad. I did not realize you were in charge of the internet. Now that I stand corrected, please tell me the proper procedure going forward. Do I kneel to you? Kiss your ring? I want to make sure I do this right.

Wow. A simple suggestion / request to use a different, more appropriate thread for long soliloquies that contain no useful information generates such hostility.

HS.

[BladeCruiser]

Cater to? I don't see how it's an unreasonable expectation to go to a Streetwalker Thread on a sex review site and expect to see posts about sexual interactions with streetwalkers. If anyone wants to write long winded soliloquies about being a Dollar Store Santa or how many times they jacked off on the way home, put it in General Reports or this thread. Or better yet "Idiotic Shit in Milwaukee. " Leave the actual forums for actual sexual interactions.

HS.

My bad. I did not realize you were in charge of the internet. Now that I stand corrected, please tell me the proper procedure going forward. Do I kneel to you? Kiss your ring? I want to make sure I do this right.

[HuntingStreets]

It's unfortunate when the internet doesn't cater to what a single individual thinks the internet should be giving them.

Once again, for those who don't care: Merry Christmas!

Cater to? I don't see how it's an unreasonable expectation to go to a Streetwalker Thread on a sex review site and expect to see posts about sexual interactions with streetwalkers. If anyone wants to write long winded soliloquies about being a Dollar Store Santa or how many times they jacked off on the way home, put it in General Reports or this thread. Or better yet "Idiotic Shit in Milwaukee. " Leave the actual forums for actual sexual interactions.

HS.

[BladeCruiser]

This was in the Streetwalker Thread but I responded here because it is nothing more than a rant and I didn't want to bog down the actual SW Thread. But man, I'm glad I'm retired from the SW scene. We have here a post with no report on services but rather a monger Santa Claus. Last week it was a long winded, lengthy report that contained zero new information other than the fact the monger in question jacked off 5 times on his way home from a previously described scoop. I guess this is what happens when the talent pool on the streets drops to almost zero. I miss the good old days of Brandi, Mindy, and especially Hannah who I probably saw over 100 times. RIP to all 3.

HS.

It's unfortunate when the internet doesn't cater to what a single individual thinks the internet should be giving them.

Once again, for those who don't care: Merry Christmas!

[HuntingStreets]

There is an episode on the old Gomer Pyle TV show where Gomer is using a pay phone when it malfunctions and spews out all the coins like a slot machine. Gomer being the naive good hearted fellow he is wants to return the money to the phone company so he starts putting the coins back in. That is, of course, when a cop shows up and Gomer gets arrested. The moral of the story is it just doesn't pay to be a nice guy.

I've seen a lot of bad on the streets and while me being there proves what I really am, you can't ignore everything you see. With it being the Christmas season, I got 10 little baggies and filled them with the following:

1. A cheap, crummy comb from the dollar store.

2. Cheap, crummy hair band.

3. Cheap, crummy pen.

4. Candy cane.

5. One condom.

6. A Five Dollar bill.

Then I set out to give these away, me asking SWs their name, handing them the bag, and wishing them a Merry Christmas.

This was in the Streetwalker Thread but I responded here because it is nothing more than a rant and I didn't want to bog down the actual SW Thread. But man, I'm glad I'm retired from the SW scene. We have here a post with no report on services but rather a monger Santa Claus. Last week it was a long winded, lengthy report that contained zero new information other than the fact the monger in question jacked off 5 times on his way home from a previously described scoop. I guess this is what happens when the talent pool on the streets drops to almost zero. I miss the good old days of Brandi, Mindy, and especially Hannah who I probably saw over 100 times. RIP to all 3.

HS.

[Double Life]

LOL, that is great.

My tongue is going nowhere near a hoe's vagina, so I can't speak on giving a hooker an orgasm with my tongue. Respect for making a professional orgasm though. And how does my dick taste?

I've just been giving "Axel6" the business for DATY with a very busy escort. I begin with the knowledge that all women are Ho's. My first wife was sloppy seconds to my neighbors, tenants, employees, and the church's prayer warrior. I had a girlfriend who became an BB escort to a very popular football team. 700 a pop and that was almost 30 years ago. I shared that hole with the entire team. I could give you names but they had team naked parties at the Hyatt and passed her around like meat packers. My self-righteous Baptist mother won't tell me who my father was (she don't know). Since my first marriage I've fucked more married women than single women, hundreds. Always raw, always creampie. I have no more respect for the preachers wife than I do Jill on national. However, I love sex. In order to enjoy every bit of a woman I must accept the fact that I'm not the only one. All I can do is try for women that at least cleans up. I ate the preachers daughter and I ate Macie. Macie was cleaner and was delicious! I wanted personalised licence plates I8MALL. Monogamy is a myth. In reality we all are swimming in an 8 billion person gang bang. I get mine.
Giddit.

[Oakly]

Now that's some serious fucking! A quick nut, car date, hitting 3 SW's in a night, does not compare with a couple hours of mutual pleasure. That is the chemistry that money can't buy.

Too many years of masturbating has side effects. It has a frustrating side effect in that there is no way I can nut in a woman in less than half an hour. And now that I'm older, I often deflate before nutting which is really frustrating.

[IslayHoes]

LOL, that is great.

My tongue is going nowhere near a hoe's vagina, so I can't speak on giving a hooker an orgasm with my tongue. Respect for making a professional orgasm though. And how does my dick taste?

In my book "50 Ways To Cunnilingus", a beginners guild to the female orgasm, I give detailed instructions on how to please a woman. It is an art. There's nothing like a 23 year old black girl squirming on your face, cussing you out because you're the only guy that's ever cum like that. (Not even her boyfriend). I have had them deny a quick visit because she wants hers. I have asked "what do I owe you" and she responded "I would owe you the same right back so whatever you want is fine." Mutual satisfaction is a blast. Nothing like a young woman, just as exhausted as me, too tired to get out of bed and clean up.
OK, I didn't write the book yet but someday when I have time.
Giddit.

[Double Life]

When I was in my 40's I hooked up with a unicorn. She was quite athletic but had slightly droopy tits. Our first meeting was at a motel in a room she shared with a co-worker. I just wanted the one so the other went to the bathroom at the start of the session and fell asleep. Turned out my girl was a beautician who had a kid a few years earlier and still lactated. We hit it off. About 45 minutes into the session the co-worker wakes up and comes out. At that point, we had already satisfied each other and were just playing with each other while making small talk. The co-worker looked at us and started talking smack directing us what to do to each other. The hour appointment turned into an hour and a half, no extra charge. They were traveling hookers and left the next day but I told her to text me the next time she came into town. She did and we became regulars.

She was kinky during our first meeting but became even more so as time went on and got into bondage, videos (her friend recorded us on multiple occasions), etc. I gave her the nickname Nikki Milk because she was lactating and she was the only woman I ever got milk from. She wasn't on drugs, it was about the money. She made a lot more money as a provider than she could as a beautician and loved sex. Often times she would arrive early in the day and call me. I would spot the money for the room and we would have sex for a few hours before she would put her ad up. One time she got there at about 9 am, we got an early room, and proceeded to have sex until noon. Did everything on the menu multiple times to the point where her legs were so rubbery that it was a struggle for her to stand. We rested for a bit, showered as we were covered in sweat and bodily fluids, went out for lunch, dropped her off at the motel. Hours of sex for the cost of a room and lunch. A much better deal than a divorce.

Now that's some serious fucking! A quick nut, car date, hitting 3 SW's in a night, does not compare with a couple hours of mutual pleasure. That is the chemistry that money can't buy.