Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[HuntingStreets]

Were you under the impression that we only read the forum and not the girls? A number of these ladies are members on here.

This is 100% accurate. You don't even need to be a member to read the forums. Even the SW's on Greenfield Av know about it. I usually wait a few days after a visit to write a review and don't get to specific so it's tougher to for them to be sure it was me.

HS.

[Jc2490]

Didn't see the review but.

A- googling their own name.

B- some other regular / lurker tipped her off.

I think scenario B is more likely.

Just look back to the post below yours. The girls know all about this site. Sure, there are guys that will tell a provider about a negative review, but the regular contributors on this site won't rat someone out for an honest review.

[HuntingStreets]

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

I agree about the review but as far as privacy goes it's a pretty big assumption she has any control over the situation. It's rarely their place, and a lot of these providers are seeing 4, 6, 8 mongers a day. If anyone thinks the other people in the house are going to clear out that often for your privacy, it's not going to happen. I'd suggest if you're going to a house in the hood just expect other people to be there.

HS.

[VacationHam]

Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.

Didn't see the review but.

A- googling their own name.

B- some other regular / lurker tipped her off.

I think scenario B is more likely.

[MuffDiver17]

Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.

Were you under the impression that we only read the forum and not the girls? A number of these ladies are members on here.

[JohnnyQPublic]

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

This. That was a fair review I expect given it was balanced. I don't get why you'd send a provider your pic though, I hear too many extorsion scams to risk that. Turned one down this past weekend who wanted a pic and another who wanted a deposit.

[Anduril77]

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

Thanks for the supporting comments. I'm somewhat upset that the provider found out about my post. How does that shit happen?

My report was accurate and objective.

[Dick5322]

I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section

The review is well done. It is a detailed report of what the session was like. The girls doing this type of work need to clear out the the in call location of there friends and relatives. It should be thought of as a place of business. Business is done in private and the hobby needs to be done that way. The girls need to tell the peanut gallery to stay away and get to work. The review sounds fair and accurate of what happened. If she did not want it posted she should make sure stuff like this does not happen. The review should stay up so every one knows this girl does not have control of her in call location.

[Cruising Y]

Oh for fuck's sake, leave Lefty alone. I lived through the time when, if you wanted to make a phone call, you picked up the phone and the operator said "Number Please. " A long distance phone call cost 43 cents a minute (that's $2. 79 in today's money). Gas was 33 cents a gallon. NOTHING stayed open on a Sunday, except bars. I had a beer party every Friday night my senior year in high school and we lived right across the street from the chief of police. Never did our parties get raided, but today they pass out underage drinking tickets like candy at a parade. Pot was the hardest drug to come to my little town and you could buy a LID (fuck! Remember lids?) which was an ounce for $25. Guys were coming back from 'Nam with hash and Thai stick. I saw Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" concert for $4. 00. The worst disease you could catch from fucking could be cured with a million units of penicillin. Yes, as an aide, I fucked the shift nurse in the med room. Now you need a fucking government clearance to get near the med room. So have things changed?

In the eighties, a friend of mine an I would swoop in from Madison (which still had a pretty lively SW scene) and cruise all the loops. We would pick up some slores, fuck them in the car, then go to Victor's to pick up even classier slores and take them back to our hotel room. Or sometimes we'd cruise northside neighborhood bars at bar time. Pussy was like fleas on a dog's back, picking it up was like shooting fish in a barrel. We could get fucked and sucked three times in a night and we'd each spend less than $100. When the internet first cracked, there were some connection type services that were free (I'm talking '96 here). I drove from Dodgeville to Milwaukee to hook up with a minister's daughter. Daddy mighta been a minister, but I had her shouting "Oh god! I'm cumming" more than he ever did. Cost me nothing other than a half a tank of gas.

I did a bunch of other stuff too down in Chicago. It made Milwaukee look like a Puritan settlement. I won't go into everything I saw or participated in because some of you will call me a fucking liar.

So here I am now. Decent hookers are as scarce as virgins in an inner city grade school. Finding providers worth $100 has disappeared. Oh yeah, they want to charge $100, but they aren't worth it. And on top of it, my once rock-hard manhood can only achieve a half-hard and half-hearted aspiration to his former glory.

Well said my friend. I'll be 68 nest month. The only thing I had to worry about was making sure the ladies were on the pill, because always bareback. Bareback now is more dangerous than Vietnam. We're old but at least we saw all the good bands.

[LoveSmallPerky]

I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section

If you're referencing the Summer Starr review you gave a well detailed review and if it is true and accurate why would you want to remove it? Does she want it removed because it isn't a glowing review to get others to line up waiting to see her? Maybe she should have thought about that before and provided and experience like what she wants a review to say. Even if it did get removed, it is there and many have seen it so nothing will really change.

[Slugo]

Hey Coochie and other "mature gents"! We get to the point where the mind is willing but the body is weak. Our T levels drop with age and other health issues can affect performance. Maybe you should get a general check-up? I'm in good shape for my age but seriously thinking of T supplements. I take Cialis and it usually works but it's not the same as when I was younger.

The other issue I have is lack of interesting partners for "social" activities. Burn out from years of BS tends to weigh a guy down. A good piece of ass is great therapy, should be covered by Medicare!

I'm kind of looking forward to the day when I no longer feel the need to spend all this money on slores Maybe then I can finally afford that bass boat I all ways wanted. HAHA.

[DieselMike]

I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section

Edit function only works for a short time after posting. You may need to contact Admin.

[Anduril77]

I received a text today asking me to take down my review. Is that even possible? It was in the escort section

[DieselMike]

Hey Coochie and other "mature gents"! We get to the point where the mind is willing but the body is weak. Our T levels drop with age and other health issues can affect performance. Maybe you should get a general check-up? I'm in good shape for my age but seriously thinking of T supplements. I take Cialis and it usually works but it's not the same as when I was younger.

The other issue I have is lack of interesting partners for "social" activities. Burn out from years of BS tends to weigh a guy down. A good piece of ass is great therapy, should be covered by Medicare!

[Coochie Eater]

Cooch-.

I remember those days. Thankfully my brain still works. Got my boner pills from Roman this week, and hallelujah little Trigger is reliving his glory days. And I've got 2 utr's that turn me every which way but loose, are easy on the eyes and don't watch the clock. My point? It ain't what it was, but it still can be damned good, brotherman.

Peace and pussy-.

Jim.

A few years back a friend of mine called me and said "Get over here. I need your help. " I drive across town and when I get there, he presents me with three lines of cocaine. "Man, you got to do these! I'm all wacked out and I can't do any more. " I tell him I don't do cocaine, and he should just throw it out. He looks at me like I just told him there is no Santa, and he says "I can't throw it out! It's too expensive. " Knowing full well what the result will be, I snort his three lines that apparently would put him over the edge he's already gone over. He's got those little shakes and jerky movements of someone who has done too much too recently. I, of course, get a bitter taste in the back of my throat and a runny nose. "Aren't you supposed to feel some kind of euphoria or something?" I ask him. The fact that I feel nothing bothers him, and he equates me doing his last lines with throwing the goddamn stuff out, which is what I suggested in the first place. That is exactly the fourth time I've done coke and it's exactly the same reaction I've had each time. Pot at least makes me paranoid.

So, Coochie, you long winded bastard, what the fuck was the point of this amazingly boring story?

It's to emphasize that I have exactly the same reaction to Viagra! A number of years ago I got a free bubble pack of our favorite blue pill, so I rented the sleaziest motel room for my favorite slore to come make magic with me. I had a long history with this girl who was 1.) Black, 2.) Very pretty, 3.) Had the perkiest upward pointing breasts with dark black always-hard nipples, and 4.) Had more moves than any porn star. In anticipation, I took a double dose of this wonder drug. Now I heard that one of the side effects could be persistent headaches. I do wonderful horrible things to her body. Fingers in her ass, fist in the pussy, suck her clit till she has epic orgasms, I eat her ass, drink her squirt, she tells me of other exploits she's done with multiple dicks, and how she ate pussy in the slammer when she went on a government sponsored vacation. No tingle in my dingle. No urge to splurge. NOT EVEN A FUCKING HEADACHE!

COCAINE = VIAGRA.

So if the pills work for you, I am envious as hell. I may have to go to the urologist for implants, so if any of you have experience in that regard, please let me know. Who knew you could get off without getting up? I do now.

Coochie (the old softee) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Thank god my tongue still works.