Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[Real1211]

Implants? Maybe worth your while to try injections before you decide on implants.

Never got price on implants my doctor said that is a last resort. I do the injections but they are pricey $2500.00 per year for the meds through and / m medical.

[Mke Player]

Implants? Maybe worth your while to try injections before you decide on implants.

I know someone who has an implant and he is extremely happy with it. Actually over the top happy with it. He is willing chat privately with anyone genuinely interested. You can pm me for contact information.

[Pelotero1924]

Please do not fall for that bs. Do not get any personal information into someone else's possession. Do not fall for it.

[DIrie999]

Implants? Maybe worth your while to try injections before you decide on implants.

In my case it's likely a lost cause. I'm on blood thinners and hypertension meds. And was also a long-time smoker.

[Eric1975]

Well said. I'm in the same boat. One of the most difficult and painful things about time passing is having a memory.. Remembering how well things used to work, how strong we used to be, what endurance we used to have. Discussed that with a friend some time ago. He asked "So could Alzheimer's be a good thing?" There are some things I wish I didn't remember so vividly any more.

So if the pills work for you, I am envious as hell. I may have to go to the urologist for implants, so if any of you have experience in that regard, please let me know. Who knew you could get off without getting up? I do now.

Coochie (the old softee) Eater.

Implants? Maybe worth your while to try injections before you decide on implants.

[DIrie999]

Well said. I'm in the same boat. One of the most difficult and painful things about time passing is having a memory.. Remembering how well things used to work, how strong we used to be, what endurance we used to have. Discussed that with a friend some time ago. He asked "So could Alzheimer's be a good thing?" There are some things I wish I didn't remember so vividly any more.

So if the pills work for you, I am envious as hell. I may have to go to the urologist for implants, so if any of you have experience in that regard, please let me know. Who knew you could get off without getting up? I do now.

Coochie (the old softee) Eater.

[OildaleGuy]

If I tell her about the odor it's going to make her worry about it. She did trim up the Bush and got rid of the Dennis the Menace cowlick above her butt hole.

No anal. Says it's hurts.

I want to wear a bike helmet. She would think I'm weird. She is a one and done woman. No need to spend 45 min making her cum 5 times. This 70 year old I see can cum up to 8 times. She can cum from getting her tits sucked. Oral a bunch of times. Intercourse for finale.

Anyway old Vice grips gives a bad blow job. Scared of cum. Her hand job is horrible too. She doesn't understand why guys dump her. I should just tell her. She wears grandma underwear and puts on cheap skin lotion. And she wears pajamas she keeps folded under her pillow. Foreplay is watching THE VOICE or The Bachelorette. I just want to go home. So I did. Hurt her feelings.

LOL, found one of Lefty's other accounts.

[Guapo Marx]

She obviously loves getting eatin out. You have to tell her to trim it down so you can see it better. Gets you more turned on. And be honest with her and say it has a bit of Oder. She probably doesn't know. As for a big pussy. Try different positions with her. Maybe try one of the cock sleeves to fill her up.

Report back. Love to hear more. Or PM.

If I tell her about the odor it's going to make her worry about it. She did trim up the Bush and got rid of the Dennis the Menace cowlick above her butt hole.

No anal. Says it's hurts.

I want to wear a bike helmet. She would think I'm weird. She is a one and done woman. No need to spend 45 min making her cum 5 times. This 70 year old I see can cum up to 8 times. She can cum from getting her tits sucked. Oral a bunch of times. Intercourse for finale.

Anyway old Vice grips gives a bad blow job. Scared of cum. Her hand job is horrible too. She doesn't understand why guys dump her. I should just tell her. She wears grandma underwear and puts on cheap skin lotion. And she wears pajamas she keeps folded under her pillow. Foreplay is watching THE VOICE or The Bachelorette. I just want to go home. So I did. Hurt her feelings.

[GioX 68]

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

Does she have a loose pussy or giant elephant ear pussy lips? You need to look into fisting if it's a loose one. I nailed a 60 yr old that I started fingering and it turned into fisting rather easily, she was shocked as was I, so I pumped her good and she came real hard, she seemed embarrassed, then tried to fuck her and that didn't work LOL, so I left after weird loose pussy awkwardness, then there's a woman I screwed that had the biggest meat curtains ever, she'd squat on my face and like paint my face with them as I'd try to suck on them, if I fucked her she would get allot of little squirting orgasms and straighten out her legs and made it impossible to pump and keep a rhythm going to be able cum, the last time we fooled around I skull fucked her, pulled out and she went to suck again as I was cumming and actually shot up her nose a bit LOL, then she was fingering herself on the couch and orgasmed and farted a tiny fart LOL WTF? She was a naughty craigslist **** from the good ole days. Odd thing, I nailed a 57 yr old black woman that had the tightest pussy I ever nailed, all the way up inside tight, so shocked I came quick, got her one more time but knew what was going on so got to do the work it in game like a teenager LOL. God dammit I miss craigslist!

[Iceman20]

I had setup to meet with M today since I haven't had her in a couple months. But, at 6 AM, V, who is my long term ATF and hot as hell, texted asking if we could meet. We agreed that I would pick her up at a relative's house and go to another location for some sweaty fun. I texted her when I arrived and she phoned to say she would be right out. Thirty minutes later and a V no-show ghosting, I drove away wondering WTH. But, there was still M in the wings. I texted that I would pick her up in 20 minutes and she replied OK. When I arrived and texted her, she replied that she hadn't gotten ready and it would take at least 30 minutes. From experience, I know this means at least 45 minutes. So I replied "some other day" and I went to the gym for a workout.

I don't get it. Two long-term escorts who indicate that they really want to meet but they can't seem to show up when needed. I can understand if this was a 1st or 2nd meeting but not with gals I've known for at least 5 years each. I'll probably wait a couple weeks and see if they want to make some $ then. Until then, I'll hang out at the strip clubs where the girls are more predictable.

[Coochie Eater]

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

Fortyfour years ago, (FUCK REALLY? Can anything in my life have happened 44 years ago?) I was working in a hospital setting. One of the nurses started with some inuendos and cutsie little suggestions. She was 10 years older than I was, but she was attractive. I fucked her in the med room a couple of times, but we hooked up outside work once. I went to go down on her. JESUS LADY! You're a nurse aren't you? She told me afterwards that she hadn't prepared for oral because her husband never did that. Well no fucking shit! I understood completely. How the hell can someone in the health profession not understand this? How the fuck can I eat provider pussy and it tastes better than a nurse's or a hygienist's. Go figger.

Coochie (If you can't eat it, don't fuck it) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[HanginBalls]

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

Dude, I've got the solution 4 her and me! DM me please.

[Mark2000]

She obviously loves getting eatin out. You have to tell her to trim it down so you can see it better. Gets you more turned on. And be honest with her and say it has a bit of Oder. She probably doesn't know. As for a big pussy. Try different positions with her. Maybe try one of the cock sleeves to fill her up.

Report back. Love to hear more. Or PM.

[LookingForLefty]

I hooked up with a 55 year old woman who used to clean my teeth. She has been divorced for a few years and was adamant about no sexual intercourse. Ok. She has her reasons. She hinted she has a large vagina and her husband left her because of it. I get that. But she was up for trading oral favors. I gave it to her first. Was sort of a bad smell. I've had some really stinky pussies but this was not that bad. Just kind of sour. After a few minutes she was ready to cum and she did cum pretty hard. But she turned those thighs into a pair of pliers and I thought she was going to crush my head. It hurt and I couldn't breath. I liked seeing her cum but she just squeezed my head so hard I didn't like it. She was old school. Hair Bush. She back over the next day for some dumb reason but I knew it was because she wanted licked again. So I gave it to her again and again I thought my brain was going to burst.

She was happy to oblige me in return with a blow job. She puts her mouth over my dick and just sort of lets it sit there. Eventually she got to going back and forth. As I am ready to cum, she stops as I only get half a nut and a little cum in on my belly. WTF?

Now I have to tell her that I can't have sex with her if she is going to vice grip my head and let me cum in her mouth until completion. I know women hate being told they are bad in bed, but I will just have to suck it up and tell her.

[VikingPride]

Just look back to the post below yours. The girls know all about this site. Sure, there are guys that will tell a provider about a negative review, but the regular contributors on this site won't rat someone out for an honest review.

Some regular contributors will definitely rat you out. Many white knights lurk about on here that believe the women they see are little angels that caught a tough break. Total sweethearts LOL. It's remarkable just how many knights are actually out there. Where's my knight in shining armor?