Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[TrollMongo]

there is nothing entertaining in any way in the SW scene in Milwaukee.

Then why do you keep talking about it?

[Double Life]

And there's the problem. We keep having these whining posts wishing the forum was like the old days. Yet they never post anything worthwhile other than saying it was better here pre Covid which is going on five years. Now we get all teary eyed about what it used to be like 25 years ago.

If the only reason you're here is to masturbate while reading about encounters, then go read the fake crap in Penthouse forum. Or actually contribute by posting something worthwhile instead of complaining about it.

Demanding the entire internet caters to your personal desires and longing for things to be the way they used to be, that really takes the cake.

45 years ago, when I was a young apprentice, two guys came back from deer hunting bragging about the doe they had killed. Explained that they relied heavily on their traking skills to get the dead animal before it got cold because they wanted to fuck it. They went on and on, without a thesaurus, in great detail about how good their disgusting venture was. Assuming it was really bad humor, I half smiled and faked a stupid laugh. If I remember correctly, one guy always did a dead deer mouth check and would take a shit in the bushes at Walgreen's but I digress. I stopped reading the SW section because its the same disgusting joke about fucking a dead, or nearly dead being. Sometimes when one dies you guys sound like you're trying to figure out who got lasties like its a badge of honor that your sperm is still swimming in her corpse. Its not sexy, its not funny, and there is nothing entertaining in any way in the SW scene in Milwaukee.

[Dildon]

I remember 7 years ago when backpage was still up and earlier days of stg and I just started out that I wouldn't hesitate to look up an ad and drive to her incall. Don't think I knew much about reviews either. Mostly all of those visits were without incident and no scams. Nowadays after a few incidents I'm 100% alert and rarely goto an incall unless she's hella screened. Even though I have no idea who these women are now, just like all those years ago I didn't either, it just doesn't feel safe anymore. VCan't tell if the women are less attractive and I'm not interested or the interesting looking ones I'm too afraid to hit up anymore because of scams.

Is this just me? Are you all going to in calls and not reporting the visit?

[DaveDream]

Describing how great the SW scene is says it all to me. Spending hours and hours and busting nut after nut on the walking dead is nothing to brag about. If I'm bored, I usually cruise the loops around 10-noon on the weekends and it's always a waste of time. There's a few ok ones on Lisbon Ave but there's no way I'm finding a spot to park around there. Plus who knows if it's a woman or a dude. After that, I usually contact a few on STG just to find out that they want over 120 for a QV and 100 firm for a BBBJ. Almost all have crappy incalls. It's bad when you can't remember the last woman you fucked.

[HuntingStreets]

And there's the problem. We keep having these whining posts wishing the forum was like the old days. Yet they never post anything worthwhile other than saying it was better here pre Covid which is going on five years. Now we get all teary eyed about what it used to be like 25 years ago.

If the only reason you're here is to masturbate while reading about encounters, then go read the fake crap in Penthouse forum. Or actually contribute by posting something worthwhile instead of complaining about it.

Demanding the entire internet caters to your personal desires and longing for things to be the way they used to be, that really takes the cake.

I've never hidden the fact that I've been retired from the SW scene for a good number of years now and in fact am 99% retired from the escort scene as well. I don't post that often anymore. But when I scroll through the SW thread and see monger after monger after monger after monger posting about how dead the loops are and how abhorrent most of the ones that are out there are, but one guy rips everyone else by saying the streets are crawling with good talent, yeah I'm going to throw my 2 cents in. That's why I posted it in the rants thread. As I said, read it, don't read it, take it for what it's worth to you.

BTW, it's pretty pathetic to think anyone is jacking off to any of the posts on the thread, especially the long soliloquies which are becoming more and more common on the SW thread that contain next to no useful information.

HS.

[BladeCruiser]

He's more saying the talent is mia. The ones who look good are gone. There's a handful that are present and they aren't great. I've been seeing nothing since Callie went out. There might be some decent ones but he's calling it as it is. And I wasn't here 25 years ago. Well I was but not looking for hookers. Plus, was nice of HS to move it to this section. No judgement here.

Scroll down and you'll see a pattern.

[ATW2020]

And there's the problem. We keep having these whining posts wishing the forum was like the old days. Yet they never post anything worthwhile other than saying it was better here pre Covid which is going on five years. Now we get all teary eyed about what it used to be like 25 years ago.

If the only reason you're here is to masturbate while reading about encounters, then go read the fake crap in Penthouse forum. Or actually contribute by posting something worthwhile instead of complaining about it.

Demanding the entire internet caters to your personal desires and longing for things to be the way they used to be, that really takes the cake.

He's more saying the talent is mia. The ones who look good are gone. There's a handful that are present and they aren't great. I've been seeing nothing since Callie went out. There might be some decent ones but he's calling it as it is. And I wasn't here 25 years ago. Well I was but not looking for hookers. Plus, was nice of HS to move it to this section. No judgement here.

[BladeCruiser]

I'm sure many of you here, especially ones that are newer to the hobby, are thinking I'm chasing unicorns. Well, if that's the case I'm here to tell you unicorns once strolled Greenfield regularly. One of my first over 25 years ago, Cindy, the 30-ish blonde with huge tits that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Candy, the platinum blonde AA provider that lived on Atkinson but took the bus to walk Greenfield because it was "safer". Maybe 10 years ago, Brandi, Mindy, Viviana, Cassandra / Sonia / Sam (when she was on the streets before she turned into a STG thief), the tall thin blonde with nice perky tits Cassie, my ATF Hannah who I saw over 100 times, Drew / Samantha, Shondell (fabulous head game huge tits, 30/50 on the streets now asking 3 times that on STG), Kay (after she turned 18), and most recently Callie. All them in their 20's, pretty faces, sexy figures. There is no one out there like that today.

HS.

And there's the problem. We keep having these whining posts wishing the forum was like the old days. Yet they never post anything worthwhile other than saying it was better here pre Covid which is going on five years. Now we get all teary eyed about what it used to be like 25 years ago.

If the only reason you're here is to masturbate while reading about encounters, then go read the fake crap in Penthouse forum. Or actually contribute by posting something worthwhile instead of complaining about it.

Demanding the entire internet caters to your personal desires and longing for things to be the way they used to be, that really takes the cake.

[HuntingStreets]

Those of you who are saying that the streets are dead are either dead wrong or insincere. I am about to post a report on my best sloremongering day of my entire life, which occurred two days ago, and which was made possible by the FACT that the streets are crawling with slores!

Body Shopper.

I moved my response here because it is nothing but a rant and I didn't want to tie up the SW thread for guys looking for intel on SW's. Read it, skip it, take it for what's it's worth, it's just my opinion.

You say the streets are crawling with slores, yet you report on the same 5 or 6 over and over. I will say slores are available if you don't mind spending your time camped outside of trap houses indefinitely waiting for one to come out AND if you are looking for nothing more than a wet mouth.

It's always been my Achilles Heel even back when I was very, very active in the SW scene that I need to find them at least marginally attractive or I can't even start to get it up. That means:

No teeth, no scoop.

Overweight or fat, no scoop.

Ugly face or face covered with scabs / sores, no scoop.

Appearing to be over 35 or so, not unless they still have a pretty face and decent body.

No figure. Let's be honest, Rose for sure and Erica to a point, look like the results of asking AI to draw SpongeBob SquarePants with tits.

So that eliminates, well, pretty much everyone currently on the loops.

Don't get me wrong, to each their own. If someone likes them chubby or fat, more power to them. If someone can get hard and cum with the ugliest of slores I'm actually kind of envious. It would simplify my life immensely.

I'm sure many of you here, especially ones that are newer to the hobby, are thinking I'm chasing unicorns. Well, if that's the case I'm here to tell you unicorns once strolled Greenfield regularly. One of my first over 25 years ago, Cindy, the 30-ish blonde with huge tits that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. Candy, the platinum blonde AA provider that lived on Atkinson but took the bus to walk Greenfield because it was "safer". Maybe 10 years ago, Brandi, Mindy, Viviana, Cassandra / Sonia / Sam (when she was on the streets before she turned into a STG thief), the tall thin blonde with nice perky tits Cassie, my ATF Hannah who I saw over 100 times, Drew / Samantha, Shondell (fabulous head game huge tits, 30/50 on the streets now asking 3 times that on STG), Kay (after she turned 18), and most recently Callie. All them in their 20's, pretty faces, sexy figures. There is no one out there like that today.

I used to look forward to spring to see what slutty more revealing outfits the girls would wear. This year this crabby old man will sit on his porch and yell at kids to get off his lawn, catch a 4 PM early bird dinner special and spend the evenings checking out the dozens and dozens of pictures and videos I have from when unicorns ruled Greenfield Av.

HS.

[RndmFF]

I'd be willing to take her for a spin to maybe jog her memories of the old days she had with you 😁.

I have a neighbor lady who comes by about once a month. She is around 70 and still has a nice body, fake tits, and tight holes. Very skilled BJ. She used to some over and we would spend at least an hour doing everything. I'd suck her tits for a long time, go down DATY and get her off twice. Get a nice BJ. Then do all the position. Occasionally finish in her ass. Now she wants to get right to the BJ, skip the DATY and other foreplay, and have me do her missionary until she nuts. Sometimes she just blows me and leaves. She says she just isn't into it anymore. Wonder what I could do to get her to be like the old days? I noticed her clit is more sensitive now. She used to like pressure. Now not so much. Anal? It’s been over a year. I get that. But I like all the positions too. Seems she can only get off MISH. I'd rather pay an escort and get what I want.

[DIrie999]

I have a neighbor lady who comes by about once a month. She is around 70 and still has a nice body, fake tits, and tight holes. Very skilled BJ. She used to some over and we would spend at least an hour doing everything. I'd suck her tits for a long time, go down DATY and get her off twice. Get a nice BJ. Then do all the position. Occasionally finish in her ass. Now she wants to get right to the BJ, skip the DATY and other foreplay, and have me do her missionary until she nuts. Sometimes she just blows me and leaves. She says she just isn't into it anymore. Wonder what I could do to get her to be like the old days? I noticed her clit is more sensitive now. She used to like pressure. Now not so much. Anal? Its been over a year. I get that. But I like all the positions too. Seems she can only get off MISH. I'd rather pay an escort and get what I want.

For you youngsters out there (and I have no idea your age Lefty but I'm looking at the hilltop of my 70's), there are (at least) 2 problems with age where this hobby is concerned. One that you can't do the things you used to be able to any more. The other is that you can still *remember* the things you used to be able to do. In response to that, a friend once said "So Alzheimer's can be a good thing?" Sometimes counting your blessings can be a happy thing.

[LookingForLefty]

I have a neighbor lady who comes by about once a month. She is around 70 and still has a nice body, fake tits, and tight holes. Very skilled BJ. She used to some over and we would spend at least an hour doing everything. I'd suck her tits for a long time, go down DATY and get her off twice. Get a nice BJ. Then do all the position. Occasionally finish in her ass. Now she wants to get right to the BJ, skip the DATY and other foreplay, and have me do her missionary until she nuts. Sometimes she just blows me and leaves. She says she just isn't into it anymore. Wonder what I could do to get her to be like the old days? I noticed her clit is more sensitive now. She used to like pressure. Now not so much. Anal? Its been over a year. I get that. But I like all the positions too. Seems she can only get off MISH. I'd rather pay an escort and get what I want.

[IslayHoes]

If someone is paying $80 for a QV. $150 for a HH or $180-$200 for an hour at a drug infested incall location and another is paying $250-$300 at a clean outcall location, where they can control the situation, who is overpaying? I say the fools going into a drug house are the ones actually over paying. To each their own though. It is all about a person's perspective. Some people will pay more to not have the risk. I hardly call that over paying when weighing the safety.

I've told this story a couple of times before. A number of years ago I helped a provider (now clean and sober for 2 1/2 years) set up her first ad. I think it was STG but may have been Backpage. It was about 10 30 on a Sunday night when it posted. We thought she might get a small handful of responses overnight, but more the next today. Minutes after the ad went up, late on a Sunday night, her phone buzzed from the first text. And never stopped. By 1 AM she had well over 100 texts, probably more like 150.

My point? The number of mongers that participate on this forum represent only a small percentage of mongers in Milwaukee. If every one of us stayed away for even a month, nothing would change. There's just to many mongers out there that see most providers are asking $xxx to $$xxx they'll say "Well that's what everyone is asking, must be right" and pay it..

[Oakly]

A couple was driving on a country road at night. The wife says, "Hey, there's a dead skunk in the middle of the road. Let's check it out. " Husband says, "Sure. " The wife discovers that the skunk is nearly frozen, but still alive. She asks the husband, "Can we take him and let him warm up while we are driving, and then let him go?" The husband agrees. As they are driving, she has the skunk in her lap, and asks, "Where can I put him to thaw out?' He says, "How about between your legs? It's warm there. " Wife says, "What about the smell?" Husband replies, "No problem. Just hold its nose. ".

[HuntingStreets]

I agree with you both also, it took one guy to over psy and now they are all trying to over charge. I bet if we all just stopped buying for a week or 2 them prices would drop back to normal so fast, LOL.

I've told this story a couple of times before. A number of years ago I helped a provider (now clean and sober for 2 1/2 years) set up her first ad. I think it was STG but may have been Backpage. It was about 10 30 on a Sunday night when it posted. We thought she might get a small handful of responses overnight, but more the next today. Minutes after the ad went up, late on a Sunday night, her phone buzzed from the first text. And never stopped. By 1 AM she had well over 100 texts, probably more like 150.

My point? The number of mongers that participate on this forum represent only a small percentage of mongers in Milwaukee. If every one of us stayed away for even a month, nothing would change. There's just to many mongers out there that see most providers are asking $xxx to $$xxx they'll say "Well that's what everyone is asking, must be right" and pay it.

HS.