Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[DieselMike]

Years ago I saw Tiffi Tuesday in Racine. She ordered a pizza from a place near her, and I picked it up on the way over. Having a little nosh before, during, and after really elevated the game.

Ah, "Tiffi Tuesday"! IIRC, she had hot ads on BP. Incall at her home when Mom was at work. Sadly, never pulled the trigger.

I've taken a bottle of cheap wine along on a date.

[CharlieKane200]

Years ago, I was asked by a provider to stop at J J's on Brown Deer Rd to pick up a catfish dinner on my way to see her. There was a serious line and it costs more than I thought so I couldn't help myself but to eat it in the car and cut my losses with her. What happened to the days when every provider would ask us to pick up some cigarettes, a soda, or even something at a drive thru?

Years ago I saw Tiffi Tuesday in Racine. She ordered a pizza from a place near her, and I picked it up on the way over. Having a little nosh before, during, and after really elevated the game.

[HuntingStreets]

If I remember it was around 16.99. I didn't realize how good it would smell and how hungry I was until I got back in my car. I said fuck it and opened it and ate it on the way home. She was staying at the dump motel off of Silver Spring and Appleton Ave. So I didn't lose out on much fun or maybe I saved myself from getting robbed.

I mean, you were going to end up smelling like fish either way, may as well save some money and enjoy the meal LOL.

HS.

[DaveDream]

If I remember it was around 16.99. I didn't realize how good it would smell and how hungry I was until I got back in my car. I said fuck it and opened it and ate it on the way home. She was staying at the dump motel off of Silver Spring and Appleton Ave. So I didn't lose out on much fun or maybe I saved myself from getting robbed.

So how much was this Catfish dinner that you cut your losses with a provider over? Was it better than the pussy you would have got? Keep in mind a pack of smokes is 10 bucks, soda over 2 and don't get me started on drive thru's.

[Ps1999]

Years ago, I was asked by a provider to stop at J J's on Brown Deer Rd to pick up a catfish dinner on my way to see her. There was a serious line and it costs more than I thought so I couldn't help myself but to eat it in the car and cut my losses with her. What happened to the days when every provider would ask us to pick up some cigarettes, a soda, or even something at a drive thru?

QUOTE=DieselMike;6380898]I went to Speed Queen once. And that was the only time. I think I got the "white boys get served last" treatment, as it took them FOREVER to put together a pork shoulder sandwich. "Eating ribs off a pair of big black titties" actually sounds like a good plan! I'd let the slore lick up some "sauce" too.

So how much was this Catfish dinner that you cut your losses with a provider over? Was it better than the pussy you would have got? Keep in mind a pack of smokes is 10 bucks, soda over 2 and don't get me started on drive thru's.

[DaveDream]

Years ago, I was asked by a provider to stop at J J's on Brown Deer Rd to pick up a catfish dinner on my way to see her. There was a serious line and it costs more than I thought so I couldn't help myself but to eat it in the car and cut my losses with her. What happened to the days when every provider would ask us to pick up some cigarettes, a soda, or even something at a drive thru?

QUOTE=DieselMike;6380898]I went to Speed Queen once. And that was the only time. I think I got the "white boys get served last" treatment, as it took them FOREVER to put together a pork shoulder sandwich. "Eating ribs off a pair of big black titties" actually sounds like a good plan! I'd let the slore lick up some "sauce" too.

[DieselMike]

There was a Kilt in Madison for a brief moment. It lasted as long as teen-age boy's orgasm. I went in one night on my way out of town. The Kilt was across Odana Rd from the mall. I ordered the Italian Beef sandwich. Holy fucking Jesus, shit the bed Batman! The waitress, a Hooters reject, was as indifferent as a sighted individual could be. Her extra 15-20 lbs spilled over the top of her kilt, and the little top she wore did nothing enhance her Pirate's dream breasts (you know, a sunken chest). She did manage to pay attention to me long enough to hand me the plate containing the sole of a hiking boot on a stale bun. I don't know who did their ordering or which company was the supplier, but they must have got a deal on 14 year old Holsteins with arthritis. There was nothing, and I mean NOTHING to recommend my experience there. Now if I've insulted any of your mothers by the way I described the waitress, I apologize. Anyway, it was gone in no time. I see the closest one now is in Bolling Brook, Il. I won't be making the trip.

Coochie (Still chewing) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. If you want good food with a scantily clad woman, buy some ribs from Speed Queen and take them to a slore's incall on the Northside. Hell, you can get all messy and greasy eating ribs off a pair of big black titties. Now THAT'S good eatin'.

I went to Speed Queen once. And that was the only time. I think I got the "white boys get served last" treatment, as it took them FOREVER to put together a pork shoulder sandwich. "Eating ribs off a pair of big black titties" actually sounds like a good plan! I'd let the slore lick up some "sauce" too.

[HuntingStreets]

There was a Kilt in Madison for a brief moment. It lasted as long as teen-age boy's orgasm. I went in one night on my way out of town. The Kilt was across Odana Rd from the mall. I ordered the Italian Beef sandwich. Holy fucking Jesus, shit the bed Batman! The waitress, a Hooters reject, was as indifferent as a sighted individual could be. Her extra 15-20 lbs spilled over the top of her kilt, and the little top she wore did nothing enhance her Pirate's dream breasts (you know, a sunken chest). She did manage to pay attention to me long enough to hand me the plate containing the sole of a hiking boot on a stale bun. I don't know who did their ordering or which company was the supplier, but they must have got a deal on 14 year old Holsteins with arthritis. There was nothing, and I mean NOTHING to recommend my experience there. Now if I've insulted any of your mothers by the way I described the waitress, I apologize. Anyway, it was gone in no time. I see the closest one now is in Bolling Brook, Il. I won't be making the trip.

Coochie (Still chewing) Eater.

God Bless You All..

There was a Kilt in Kenosha as well. Think it lasted a year or two. Maybe the supply of 14 year old Holsteins with arthritis was low.

HS.

[Chimil Detin]

Doesn't Miltown have a Tilted Kilt? Good food and amazing waitresses!

Milwaukee has been bereft of breastaurants since the Hooters in Brookfield closed during the pandemic and never reopened.

We've never had a Kilt here that I'm aware of. Only one I ever got to was in Green Bay and that's now long gone.

The first Milwaukee Hooters was in Greenfield and built in tribute to Alan Kulwicki after he won the Nascar title under the Hooters banner, so closing that place down was not just a disappointment but a broken promise. I'm not sure if they were ever all open at once, but we'd had three around here at one point in time: Greenfield, in Grand Ave. On Plankinton and in Brookfield.

The only Hooters I know of in Wisconsin nowadays is on Madison's east side.

[Viking 777]

There was a Kilt in Madison for a brief moment. It lasted as long as teen-age boy's orgasm. I went in one night on my way out of town. The Kilt was across Odana Rd from the mall. I ordered the Italian Beef sandwich. Holy fucking Jesus, shit the bed Batman! The waitress, a Hooters reject, was as indifferent as a sighted individual could be. Her extra 15-20 lbs spilled over the top of her kilt, and the little top she wore did nothing enhance her Pirate's dream breasts (you know, a sunken chest). She did manage to pay attention to me long enough to hand me the plate containing the sole of a hiking boot on a stale bun. I don't know who did their ordering or which company was the supplier, but they must have got a deal on 14 year old Holsteins with arthritis. There was nothing, and I mean NOTHING to recommend my experience there. Now if I've insulted any of your mothers by the way I described the waitress, I apologize. Anyway, it was gone in no time. I see the closest one now is in Bolling Brook, Il. I won't be making the trip.

Coochie (Still chewing) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. If you want good food with a scantily clad woman, buy some ribs from Speed Queen and take them to a slore's incall on the Northside. Hell, you can get all messy and greasy eating ribs off a pair of big black titties. Now THAT'S good eatin'.

LOL. 14 year old holstein with arthritis. Got to remember that line. A classic!

[Coochie Eater]

Doesn't Miltown have a Tilted Kilt? Good food and amazing waitresses!

There was a Kilt in Madison for a brief moment. It lasted as long as teen-age boy's orgasm. I went in one night on my way out of town. The Kilt was across Odana Rd from the mall. I ordered the Italian Beef sandwich. Holy fucking Jesus, shit the bed Batman! The waitress, a Hooters reject, was as indifferent as a sighted individual could be. Her extra 15-20 lbs spilled over the top of her kilt, and the little top she wore did nothing enhance her Pirate's dream breasts (you know, a sunken chest). She did manage to pay attention to me long enough to hand me the plate containing the sole of a hiking boot on a stale bun. I don't know who did their ordering or which company was the supplier, but they must have got a deal on 14 year old Holsteins with arthritis. There was nothing, and I mean NOTHING to recommend my experience there. Now if I've insulted any of your mothers by the way I described the waitress, I apologize. Anyway, it was gone in no time. I see the closest one now is in Bolling Brook, Il. I won't be making the trip.

Coochie (Still chewing) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. If you want good food with a scantily clad woman, buy some ribs from Speed Queen and take them to a slore's incall on the Northside. Hell, you can get all messy and greasy eating ribs off a pair of big black titties. Now THAT'S good eatin'.

[DBadger]

"Go to a strip club!" So for arguments sake, let's say you want a younger, civilian crowd during your lunch hour. Someplace with college-aged clientele, or simply an attractive waitstaff. You're sick of tip walks, etc. Where in Milwaukee do you go?

Hooters and Twin Peaks in Deerfield are a thing of the past. I used to frequent a place in Arizona called "The Library. " Fake bookshelves and waitresses in little dress tops and short plaid skirts. Fun, without the dark vibes. What do we have? The Starbucks at Marquette has nice eye candy which comes in and out, but you're also mingling with the vagrants who clog up all the available tables. Anything near UWM, or the East Side?

Doesn't Miltown have a Tilted Kilt? Good food and amazing waitresses!

[Dr Manhattan]

"Go to a strip club!" So for arguments sake, let's say you want a younger, civilian crowd during your lunch hour. Someplace with college-aged clientele, or simply an attractive waitstaff. You're sick of tip walks, etc. Where in Milwaukee do you go?

Hooters and Twin Peaks in Deerfield are a thing of the past. I used to frequent a place in Arizona called "The Library. " Fake bookshelves and waitresses in little dress tops and short plaid skirts. Fun, without the dark vibes. What do we have? The Starbucks at Marquette has nice eye candy which comes in and out, but you're also mingling with the vagrants who clog up all the available tables. Anything near UWM, or the East Side?

3rd St. Market Hall, in the former Grand Avenue, is heavy with young Millennials working remotely and having liquid lunches. I met a mocha colored lady while enjoying my coffee. Just a friend for now, but a great way to daytime mingle.

[Dr Manhattan]

"Go to a strip club!" So for arguments sake, let's say you want a younger, civilian crowd during your lunch hour. Someplace with college-aged clientele, or simply an attractive waitstaff. You're sick of tip walks, etc. Where in Milwaukee do you go?

Hooters and Twin Peaks in Deerfield are a thing of the past. I used to frequent a place in Arizona called "The Library. " Fake bookshelves and waitresses in little dress tops and short plaid skirts. Fun, without the dark vibes. What do we have? The Starbucks at Marquette has nice eye candy which comes in and out, but you're also mingling with the vagrants who clog up all the available tables. Anything near UWM, or the East Side?

[EasternDigital]

So I just got back from the emergency room. I drove a friend there who was panicking due to a reaction he had to a drug he had taken "many times before. " So here's the situation. He fucks this hooker. "She's cool. " he tells me. So he's short of cash, calls her up, says "I don't have any money, but do you want to hang?" She says "yeah" so he goes over to her place, and they smoke some rock. He's always told me that he's a casual user, only smokes it when it presents itself, he can take it or leave it, he's not addicted to it and blah blah blah. Babe loads up her pipe, he takes a hit and BAM he's on the floor. When he comes to, the babe is putting Narcan in his nose. Oopsie. He makes it home, but starts having panic attacks and other symptoms he doesn't care for. Not trusting himself to drive, he calls me. He's shaking like a dog shitting razor blades and is the color of a cigarette ash. ER takes his vitals, looks in his eyes and up his nose, draws some blood and sends him home.

Moral to the story? Don't be a dope.

MDMA is a wonderful drug that makes sex 1000% more enjoyable. There's very little Ecstasy, Molly or MDMA out there floating around, but there is a shitload of powder and pills that have fentanyl in it claiming to be the wonder drug. Dealers are now dosing crack with the shit, and some are even dusting weed with it. Even though it's referred to as fentanyl, there are about 37 chemical variations of the shit, so apparently anyone with a chemistry set and some fundamental knowledge can whip the stuff up.

So this may be preaching to the choir, but if you're offered some drug to make sex really really good - DON'T. Don't be a dope. You may ask "Why would a hooker want to get you hooked? What does it do for her?" Probably nothing, but her dealer / pimp boyfriend will have a new client, one that won't go away, at least not in the competitive-dealer sense.

Coochie (Partnership for a Drug-Free Fuck) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Somewhat related. Friend was at a "house party" with a little weed and talking with someone he didn't know. Friend was given a pipe, filled it, took a hit, started sweating, went pale and dropped to the floor. Luckily someone had Narcan. Found out later the boyfriend of the pipe's owner had been smoking boy earlier and no one cleaned it out.

Thought he was ok as it was his stash, never crossed his mind that that could happen. Scary shit.