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[NewtonBomb]

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it's a fight thread, it's not a "don't post shit on the forum because some bad thing is going to happen thread."

FYI, there is no place in Milwaukee that is selling pussy that the cops don't know about. When some Asian applies for a license to open a MP who do you think the clerk who takes the application calls before they are even out the door?

It's always the guys who post once a month telling guys not to fucking post. If it was up to you dbags the forum would have died 15 years ago.

A2

[HornyBald341]

INTERNET. Has screwed up the world and my ability to have a little fun once in awhile. Prices, quality of service have all gone out of control. I am resigning from the games these ladies play.

Last post. Too old for this shit. HB.

[PNR2004]

I have to ask because what comes to my mind when you guys mention this is the scene from Road Trip when they're donating sperm and one of them wants to have the hot nurse help him. She proceeds to shove fingers up his ass to make him cum. Is this what it is? It seems a lot of you guys are into this. I don't like my a hole played or touched. I've had my ex try a finger in there during sex when I was about to cum. It made me stop immediately and was very uncomfortable. She then said it's not your thing. Second question is, did you guys get bored of the hobby and thought hey, a finger in my ass might be something I like?. I'm not being funny about this. I'm serious. Am I headed in that direction when this hobby gets old??

Many years ago at a now defunct AMP on Hwy 100 I was getting a table shower from one of the ladies. She soaped and lubed my bundhole and penetrated until she touched it. I was relaxed and it felt pretty good. A lot better than my doctor saying bend over and cough. A HE followed the nice massage. The good old days. My only experience with that kind of thing. I would do it again if I could find the right provider.

[SnowBnnyLvr]

I have to ask because what comes to my mind when you guys mention this is the scene from Road Trip when they're donating sperm and one of them wants to have the hot nurse help him. She proceeds to shove fingers up his ass to make him cum. Is this what it is? It seems a lot of you guys are into this. I don't like my a hole played or touched. I've had my ex try a finger in there during sex when I was about to cum. It made me stop immediately and was very uncomfortable. She then said it's not your thing. Second question is, did you guys get bored of the hobby and thought hey, a finger in my ass might be something I like?. I'm not being funny about this. I'm serious. Am I headed in that direction when this hobby gets old??

[AssMan475]

It's not to difficult to find the spot, especially if a girl is doing it to you. It's moreso their willingness to do so. And frankly very few are willing to do it.

I have given it a try with no luck. Even tried with expensive toy. I'm starting to think it is a myth to sell toys. If I ever find a professional provider that knows how to do it I will try that.

[JimmyChitWood]

I have given it a try with no luck. Even tried with expensive toy. I'm starting to think it is a myth to sell toys. If I ever find a professional provider that knows how to do it I will try that.

If you go to the asian massage place on Capital. It's in the 200's can't remember name or address. It's on top of the hill on the right and there is a State Farm insurance place next to it. They do prostate milking. She broke my cherry there. It was amazing. It took my 3rd time for her to offer it to me, she would put on gloves and lube and do it. Super weird but kind of liked it.

[BobSteel]

Not sure where to put this so I'm throwing it here. Admin, move if needed.

My question: Has anyone tried self milking their prostrate or just self tickling it?

I tried it once but I think that my finger might just be too short. I did not feel anything that was described on a web site.

I did find a few web sites that give advise but a lot of them are geared toward a partner doing it.

If you have done it, what was your experience? Did you use a toy? Was it worth it?

PM if you do not want to go public.

Thanks.

CB.

I have given it a try with no luck. Even tried with expensive toy. I'm starting to think it is a myth to sell toys. If I ever find a professional provider that knows how to do it I will try that.

[PipeLayerDaddy]

I'm not understanding your statement here. Why wouldn't Kendell give you a 30 minute BJ with prostate milking? I'm pretty sure that's up her alley.

Because he gets horny a lot.

[Croppyboy]

I'm sure she would, but like a bad drug I'm trying to stop cold turkey.

30 minutes with Kendall will turn into an hour then I'm back at spending money that I should not be spending.

I was just going to spank the monkey at home and seeing if there was a way to change it up a little bit.

I'm not understanding your statement here. Why wouldn't Kendell give you a 30 minute BJ with prostate milking? I'm pretty sure that's up her alley.

[MilwPussyHound]

Not sure where to put this so I'm throwing it here. Admin, move if needed.

I find myself needing to save some cash for the remainder of the year. So unless I can get Kendall to give me a $20 BJ, I have to resort to porn and self finish.
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I'm not understanding your statement here. Why wouldn't Kendell give you a 30 minute BJ with prostate milking? I'm pretty sure that's up her alley.

[Croppyboy]

Not sure where to put this so I'm throwing it here. Admin, move if needed.

I find myself needing to save some cash for the remainder of the year. So unless I can get Kendall to give me a $20 BJ, I have to resort to porn and self finish.

(I'm still nervous about the streetwalker scene).

My question: Has anyone tried self milking their prostrate or just self tickling it?

I tried it once but I think that my finger might just be too short. I did not feel anything that was described on a web site.

I did find a few web sites that give advise but a lot of them are geared toward a partner doing it.

If you have done it, what was your experience? Did you use a toy? Was it worth it?

PM if you do not want to go public.

Thanks.

CB.

[MayorPaul]

Is anybody coming up with a good alternative to Tum**r porn these days? Hope this post is ok with A2.

[Mr LoudMonger]

I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2

1. $20 give or take. I've gone much higher or lower based on the experience. Some tip nothing at all for no HE, but I can't roll with that. I'm friends with too many Chinese girls.

2. Not legal.

3. Hard to answer. Depends on many factors, including your power of persuasion, where you go, and who you get. If she frequently needs to leave the room to talk to the boss, or answer the door, it's harder to get their clothes off. I usually remove her leggings, but leave one leg in there, so the can get dressed real quick if she needs to.

4. Why? Beats the shIt out of me. I'm pretty sure the assisted-self-service where they are massaging your balls and probing Uranus is just as illegal as a real happy ending.

5. From posts I have read, I've noticed a lot of guys saying they tipped $25.

6. You're in Milwaukee. I've hardly ever gotten L2 or L3 in a parlor there. And when I did, it was usually somebody brand new who didn't know better. It's easier to find this in the Chicago area.

7. From what I'm seeing tip wise, 40 is minimum wage for barebones HE. If it's a good one, and especially if there's clothes coming off, a bit more. L2 I've seen 80 and 100. And L3 I've seen 90/100/ 120,140 asked for depending on the area, the place, etc. Gets pretty expensive really quick.

[Ps1999]

I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2

A2 You know us too well! If you would only give us a like button.

[SkSoccer]

I have had about ten massages at six different Asian Massage Parlous over the last four months. My experiences are highly variable. I have a few questions after reading many of the posts on this website:

1) What is the normal tip for a fully draped massage at an AMP with no nudity, no happy ending, and no self-satisfaction?

2) Is it legal to get a massage when I am fully naked and exposed? For example: Is it legal for me to get my chest and stomach massaged while I am fully naked from the waist down if there is no touching of the genitals?

3) I have read on this website that some massage therapists get partially or fully naked during the massage. I have never had this happen during one of my massages. What am I doing wrong?

4) Why do some massage therapists suggest that I masturbate myself rather than getting a happy ending? Isn't masturbation under those circumstances also against the law?

5) If I do masturbate myself at the end of a massage am I supposed to give some kind of tip for them allowing me to jerk myself off?

6) I about about 50/50 getting happy endings but have never been offered a BJ or FS. I have asked for BJs several times and been rejected each time. Is there a reason for the rejection or am I just unlucky.

7) I would also be grateful for some guidance on tips per act and level of satisfaction.

Thank you.

I moved this post to the fight thread because

1. Either you're trolling

2. You spent zero time reading this forum and have no idea how much this post will piss guys off.

In either case it's here to save me future work.

Flame on

A2