Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[Oakly]

What is the worst retribution you have ever done to a provider (that you can tell us about)? This was about twenty years ago in a different city for me. The provider was nothing like she advertised but I was horny so I didn't turn away at the door (I should have). She was in a condo she shared with another woman. I arrive an we go into the bedroom where I provide the 'gift'. Instead of just putting the gift aside and getting down to business, she takes it and goes to the other room and doesn't return for several minutes. When she does return she doesn't even take off her clothes but instead demands more money for extra services (services that should be included). Still horny even though she was middle aged and quite plain, I wanted to wet my dick so I relent. And guess what, she takes the money into the other room for several minutes. Well, that was it for me. It was a higher end condo and the bed was quite nice as was the comforter. So I whip out my wanker, pull the comforter back and soak the bed. I cover it back up, get dressed, and leave. My 'girl' was still in the front room with her friend and were just chatting with no intention of providing any services. I can only imagine how pissed she was when she found the mattress to be soaked.

[Ixmeofne]

So is there something I'm missing or not understanding? Why do these ladies try to sell us pics and or videos when there's tons of free porn on line. Are they so full of themselves that they think their special in some way. I just don't get it.

The porn might be free to consume, but those porn stars are probably getting paid way more than the lady next door on OF.

That's where is a market for it, the scarcity principle. "Free porn" will give you access to a lot of niches, but amateur produced content will always cost more because it is a generally rare.

[Cruising Y]

Some of those web girls make millions. Some. A girl can dream, right?

There are only so many simps with so many dollars.

Since this is a rant thread I have to go on about simps which I was as a young man back in the day. Grew up like Leave It To Beaver. Dad worked, mom at home making Christmas cookies. "Hi honey I'm home" So I grew up very nieve. Had to learn everything about dating and women the hard way. My dad wasn't the type of guy to explain to me " she's not yours it's just your turn "Any one I ever dated always had some other guy lurking around the corner. Friend zoned also. Since those days my only involvement with women is prostitutes. Any halfway descent looking women you may see at maybe the grocery store or gym for example, is fucking somebody. I will never play that game again. Relationships are so stressful. That's how someone like me becomes a masganist asshole. That's what the real world does to people who had good healthy intentions in the beginning. Don't think I was ever that bad that I'd send money to these lady's for shity pics and vids.

[DieselMike]

This is the fight thread. We are free to "speak our onions". I know, way back radio. I gave up on the SW fiction novels long ago. Kinda like how I quit watching the "Chips" TV show. I look back now and think OMG that was some stupid TV. What a waste of time and how could I have ever thought that was entertaining.

IIRC, "Larry the Legend" was the "onions" DJ. Life was much more simple back then and we were easily entertained. Not sure if things are better now and people still do the same stupid things they always did. So much for advances in civilization.

[BladeCruiser]

So is there something I'm missing or not understanding? Why do these ladies try to sell us pics and or videos when there's tons of free porn on line. Are they so full of themselves that they think their special in some way. I just don't get it.

Some of those web girls make millions. Some. A girl can dream, right?

There are only so many simps with so many dollars.

[Cruising Y]

So is there something I'm missing or not understanding? Why do these ladies try to sell us pics and or videos when there's tons of free porn on line. Are they so full of themselves that they think their special in some way. I just don't get it.

[DaveDream]

First off, I can cruise the loop for hours and maybe find someone who's a 4/10 on a good day. I read stories about busting a nut 4-5 times by 4-5 SW on one visit thru the loops.

I don't know about you but I sometimes plan to bust a nut by seeing a STG girl and then want to drive the loop and bust me another nut. Hell. I now cum once and I'm done for the day. No thought of getting off a second time.

When I visited the Asian Apartments in Chicago months ago, I spent $300 big ones for an hour of total GFE with a almost 10/10 petite Asian hottie. After that I wasn't horny again for over a month.

Maybe this is the same guy who likes to kiss the SW before they leave his car. Yes, there is a report about that.

OK, I'll get off the soapbox.

[Double Life]

I hope this doesn't get banned because this is my rant. I don't believe one post two of the posters write on the SW forum. I read two paragraphs of the 9+ they post and I call BS. Now I don't read one word.

This is the fight thread. We are free to "speak our onions". I know, way back radio. I gave up on the SW fiction novels long ago. Kinda like how I quit watching the "Chips" TV show. I look back now and think OMG that was some stupid TV. What a waste of time and how could I have ever thought that was entertaining.

[DaveDream]

I hope this doesn't get banned because this is my rant. I don't believe one post two of the posters write on the SW forum. I read two paragraphs of the 9+ they post and I call BS. Now I don't read one word.

Hey Coochie, you're absolutely right, who he, you or anyone else chooses to stick your dick into is no one else's business. I've sat and read through his lengthy posts, such as recent post 9778, that contained not one iota of useful information to anyone without saying much. I don't care if he posts the self aggrandizing soliloquies, but I do wish he'd post them in General Reports. But I digress. I was compelled to comment here after he proclaimed the streets are crawling with slores, which simply isn't true. I feel sorry for guys new or not to familiar with the SW scene. They're going to read stuff like that and drive down there expecting to find the streets crawling with younger (but legal), reasonably attractive SW's prancing around in sexy outfits. Instead they are going to loop for hours and see toothless slores, fat slores, ugly slores, scabbed and open sore slores, slores that qualify for AARP. There hasn't been a decent looking one since Callie left. So I don't care who he fucks, but he at least be honest about the quantity and quality that's out there.

HS.

[Double Life]

Hey Coochie, you're absolutely right, who he, you or anyone else chooses to stick your dick into is no one else's business. I've sat and read through his lengthy posts, such as recent post 9778, that contained not one iota of useful information to anyone without saying much. I don't care if he posts the self aggrandizing soliloquies, but I do wish he'd post them in General Reports. But I digress. I was compelled to comment here after he proclaimed the streets are crawling with slores, which simply isn't true. I feel sorry for guys new or not to familiar with the SW scene. They're going to read stuff like that and drive down there expecting to find the streets crawling with younger (but legal), reasonably attractive SW's prancing around in sexy outfits. Instead they are going to loop for hours and see toothless slores, fat slores, ugly slores, scabbed and open sore slores, slores that qualify for AARP. There hasn't been a decent looking one since Callie left. So I don't care who he fucks, but he at least be honest about the quantity and quality that's out there.

HS.

Here is my review of the loop today: I had an hankering for some fat tasty avocados after starting a new project in St Francis, so I hit Pete's. Then I realized its International Woman's Day. Decided to take a slow drive up Lincoln. A tall whopper, at least 6' & 220 lbs obviously trying to catch the attention of some Jon's. I accelerated so as to show my lack of interest as I think she was a he. Back down then over to Greenfield from 6th to Pete's. Nothing. Loaded up $51 at Pete's. Offered 20 and I'll bag. She said no. Offered 40 but you take it to my truck. She said no. So we agreed on 51. West on Greenfield to 27th. Nothing. Up to national and did the loop around the auto parts store. Nothing. Back up toward 27th and there was a cute little black girl getting on the bus. Probably late for school. This is why I chose not to buy a flip in this area. I did not want my girlfriend's daughter (16 but looked 20) exposed to the constant harassment of jons or the human trafficking scum as reported on the news yesterday. Sherman park area was much safer for her. Into the McDonalds lot and what looked like a small gang of kids at the store looking for trouble. Back up to the expressway and out of Milwaukee. So possibly one SW-girl-dude. If that's your thing, giddit, I don't care. This is an honest report. Since I will be in the area I will follow up with more reports on the SW thread (that I have not even read in over a year) over the next two weeks. I will not be picking anyone up. This is just honest surveillance for those of you that do or are interested.

[HuntingStreets]

Hey! Each to his own! Body Shopper likes to fuck ugly women! So what? I think it's great that looks don't matter to this guy. His goal is to unload as much cum as he can into some lowlife pig's mouth! I happen to enjoy black women, and I have been denigrated for it. Yes, I have been called a and lover to my face. It's not my choice of language, but if that's what you call me, then yes, I am a and lover and proud of it. If BS is an Ugly Fucker, let him have his fun. A friend of mine is a Chubby Chaser, the fatter the better. I've seen over-finished hogs with less fat than some of his conquests. Well, he gets laid while I'm jerkin' the gherkin.

Coochie (too goddam picky) Eater.

God Bless You All.

Hey Coochie, you're absolutely right, who he, you or anyone else chooses to stick your dick into is no one else's business. I've sat and read through his lengthy posts, such as recent post 9778, that contained not one iota of useful information to anyone without saying much. I don't care if he posts the self aggrandizing soliloquies, but I do wish he'd post them in General Reports. But I digress. I was compelled to comment here after he proclaimed the streets are crawling with slores, which simply isn't true. I feel sorry for guys new or not to familiar with the SW scene. They're going to read stuff like that and drive down there expecting to find the streets crawling with younger (but legal), reasonably attractive SW's prancing around in sexy outfits. Instead they are going to loop for hours and see toothless slores, fat slores, ugly slores, scabbed and open sore slores, slores that qualify for AARP. There hasn't been a decent looking one since Callie left. So I don't care who he fucks, but he at least be honest about the quantity and quality that's out there.

HS.

[Coochie Eater]

First off, blasphemy is something I do not take lightly! You utter pure heresy against The Holy Trinity! No, neither Rose nor Erika look bad or androgynous, like you describe.

Hey! Each to his own! Body Shopper likes to fuck ugly women! So what? I think it's great that looks don't matter to this guy. His goal is to unload as much cum as he can into some lowlife pig's mouth! I happen to enjoy black women, and I have been denigrated for it. Yes, I have been called a and lover to my face. It's not my choice of language, but if that's what you call me, then yes, I am a and lover and proud of it. If BS is an Ugly Fucker, let him have his fun. A friend of mine is a Chubby Chaser, the fatter the better. I've seen over-finished hogs with less fat than some of his conquests. Well, he gets laid while I'm jerkin' the gherkin.

Coochie (too goddam picky) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[PeckerHead]

I am now receiving unsolicited messages from people linking to their Onlyfans site. What the fuck is going on around here? Before long the bots will be taking over this site.

[Double Life]

First off, blasphemy is something I do not take lightly! You utter pure heresy against The Holy Trinity! No, neither Rose nor Erika look bad or androgynous, like you describe. It's hilarious that you bring up Kay as a favorable comparison over them! She is ugly! Yuck! Admittedly, her body looks nice when she's dressed skimpy, but she has a face only a mother could love. And Rose and Erika are physically attractive in skimpy clothing, too. I would take a beautiful woman who's been hit by the locomotive of daily crack and heroin, causing considerable drug damage to her appearance, over a young freshy who was born ugly any day! Plus, Kay is only 3 or 4 years younger than Rose. I prefer Rose's body over Kay's, by a wide margin. Yes, Rose wears her clothes in a way that accentuates her belly, but trust me, I had her buck naked in my house, both walking around and lying on my bed getting fucked, and Rose had an amazingly beautiful appearance! Her body is made perfectly, and her face is pretty too, notwithstanding the drug rot. But again, I'll take beauty mired by drug rot over natural ugliness any day. Nothing against Kay. She seems like a decent person, and I would definitely get head from her, and maybe fuck her, if her rates were the same as the other girls'. But I wholeheartedly disagree with your assessment of these girls' looks. But I understand that different men have different tastes. You seem like you can't believe that anyone can find Rose or Erika attractive, but I assure you that I speak for loads of mongers (pardon the play on words) when I say that I am very, very attracted to both Rose and Erika. And I'm quite attracted to Jessi, rounding out the Holy Trinity.

You say you don't pick up toothless women, but I specifically seek out toothless women! Ha! Have you ever had a toothless blow job? It's a treat, and is better than a regular blow job! Of course, The greatest cocksuckers like Erika, Hazel, and Jill are so even with their teeth intact; but the average blow job is better without teeth than with. And I dare say that Erika, Hazel, and Jill would feel even better on the meat stick than they already to, if they were toothless.

I don't mind fat women, either. But I guarantee that there are plenty of slores you've picked up over the years that I would not. I am picky enough that I drive around for hours sometimes. Although, perhaps that's more about being careful about the girl's attitude than it is about her looks.

It is ironic that you accuse me of reporting about the same five or six slores repeatedly, when my most recent report contains four new slores in one day. LOL.

Say some Hail Erika's and you won't go to Hell, Hunting Streets.

Two quotes come to mind: "That man is richest who's plesures, are cheapest", Thoreau. And: "As a dog returns to his vomit, so a fool repeats his folly", King Solomon. Its important to note that at the time the King wrote this, dogs were considered the filthiest animals and lived on dead or dying flesh like scavengers. BS, you are a wealthy man for sure. But most would agree that Thoreau was a minimalist and actually quite a dick. King Solomon, on the other hand, was the wisest man who ever lived, had 700 wives and 300 concubines. So, I'm going to go with his viewpoint that you are a scavenger that thrives on regurgitated, putrified, rotten flesh. You can't get enough so you return over and over and relish your revolting puddles of scum to the point that you have become the scavenging king. You can smell out the vagina in any repulsive pile of dying flesh. You are the richest **** amongst us.

[Crow99]

First off, blasphemy is something I do not take lightly! You utter pure heresy against The Holy Trinity! No, neither Rose nor Erika look bad or androgynous, like you describe. It's hilarious that you bring up Kay as a favorable comparison over them! She is ugly! Yuck! Admittedly, her body looks nice when she's dressed skimpy, but she has a face only a mother could love. And Rose and Erika are physically attractive in skimpy clothing, too. I would take a beautiful woman who's been hit by the locomotive of daily crack and heroin, causing considerable drug damage to her appearance, over a young freshy who was born ugly any day! Plus, Kay is only 3 or 4 years younger than Rose. I prefer Rose's body over Kay's, by a wide margin. Yes, Rose wears her clothes in a way that accentuates her belly, but trust me, I had her buck naked in my house, both walking around and lying on my bed getting fucked, and Rose had an amazingly beautiful appearance! Her body is made perfectly, and her face is pretty too, notwithstanding the drug rot. But again, I'll take beauty mired by drug rot over natural ugliness any day. Nothing against Kay. She seems like a decent person, and I would definitely get head from her, and maybe fuck her, if her rates were the same as the other girls'. But I wholeheartedly disagree with your assessment of these girls' looks. But I understand that different men have different tastes. You seem like you can't believe that anyone can find Rose or Erika attractive, but I assure you that I speak for loads of mongers (pardon the play on words) when I say that I am very, very attracted to both Rose and Erika. And I'm quite attracted to Jessi, rounding out the Holy Trinity.

You say you don't pick up toothless women, but I specifically seek out toothless women! Ha! Have you ever had a toothless blow job? It's a treat, and is better than a regular blow job! Of course, The greatest cocksuckers like Erika, Hazel, and Jill are so even with their teeth intact; but the average blow job is better without teeth than with. And I dare say that Erika, Hazel, and Jill would feel even better on the meat stick than they already to, if they were toothless..

There ain't no amount of make-up or sexy clothes that you could put on he that's going to get me hard.