Massage Parlor Reports

**Soliditude** · 12-19-23 03:26

Yes, I've been recently. They have what seems like one or two regular providers. The tiny GILF I believe there is the main provider. She gives a very decent massage and HE, but that's it. It's basically a good option if you want a pretty good massage with HE. She doesn't short on time, which I appreciate, and doesn't haggle on tips, which made me tip her more just because of that. YMMV.

Originally Posted by MeatMaster69 [View Original Post]

Has anyone been to sunlight Spa on Andersen recently? I'm seeing older reports on other sites that look interesting but they also look semi-legit from the business pictures.

**MeatMaster69** · 12-18-23 18:07

Has anyone been to sunlight Spa on Andersen recently? I'm seeing older reports on other sites that look interesting but they also look semi-legit from the business pictures.

**Cojack13** · 12-17-23 14:27

I just visited this lovely establishment. First time and it was enjoyable. I met with Mia. She is a cute spinner. English was okay bit not the best. Paid 40 for half hour and when it was finished I went through 2 $ total. Mia was wearing a nice skinny dress. It was quite a surprise when there was nothing under it. Nice dark skin, nice gumdrop with small enhanced. Reverse cow to see that ass. It was a good start to the day.

**Zippy69** · 12-16-23 10:27

Originally Posted by OneOne9 [View Original Post]

Jin massage is next to Cloud nine there is a post or two about it being legit. The other one is Asian Angel or something like that and they have grannies. I think I posted about it being legit but a poor massage. Both shops have been there a long time.

I stopped a few weeks ago and was told to call and make an appointment. I suspect it's legit.

**OneOne9** · 12-14-23 23:29

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

Fake reviews are starting to plague both the Seattle & Tacoma forums and this one appears fake in my eyes. Check our AussyFury's posts regarding what to watch out for & report to admin if you think they are and let admin decide.

Have taken over the PNW forums. They are easy to spot if you have been around the block a few times.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 12-14-23 19:12

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**OneOne9** · 12-14-23 01:03

Originally Posted by Pdx503 [View Original Post]

Was driving down mill plain towards Camas and spotted a couple places but didn't have time to stop in for recon.

Any reports of the place next to Cloud9 pho joint? Or the one down the street between the Good taste noodle place and ocean king market?

Jin massage is next to Cloud nine there is a post or two about it being legit. The other one is Asian Angel or something like that and they have grannies. I think I posted about it being legit but a poor massage. Both shops have been there a long time.

**Soliditude** · 12-13-23 20:04

It's basically just a fantasy post and promotion of probably an otherwise slow pace. There was some guy in the Portland forum that would constantly do this. Whenever the girls are beautiful and young and amazing, it's a dead giveaway that it's not real.

Originally Posted by MeatMaster69 [View Original Post]

This is almost exactly the same as a post a couple pages back for MeiMei. Looks like fake posts are making their way to the forums too.

**MeatMaster69** · 12-13-23 14:48

Originally Posted by Gagnely476 [View Original Post]

GF was being a total buzzkill.

Whatever. She can take a hike.

Needed to unwind, so I hit up MeiMei Asian Massage on NE St Johns road and NE 54th.

Enter Lisa. She was like that first sip of cold beer on a hot day. Not your usual petite Asian lady. No way, man. Lisa had these killer curves that could make anyone swoon, standing about 5' tall with these bouncy yet full C cups (maybe that's why they call her Lisa? LOL). Her skin was this perfect fair shade, practically begging for a touch. And that hair, thick black strands that smelled like sweet vanilla. She seemed to be in her late 30's, looking fly in black yoga pants and a fitted white tee. Totally chill but smoking hot.

The rubdown? Absolute Zen, dude. It was mellow enough to let me kick back and find my center. But when it was time for some serious kneading, her hands were like magic, tackling all those pesky knots. Her English was pretty solid. Definitely a cool chick to chat with.

She spiced things up by playfully teasing around my inner thighs. And when the flip came around for the HJ, she totally rocked it. Her rhythm was spot on, though I did ask her to ease up a bit at first. Once she hit the jackpot, it was all systems go until I was completely drained. I'm not one to fuss over the cleanup, but Lisa took care of it like a boss. I was up and out before I even realized what went down. All in all, it was a wild ride. I was seriously wowed by how dedicated she was to her gig and ensuring I walked out feeling like a rockstar. Scored the L1 I was after. Had this gut feeling that maybe I could've gone for more, but who knows, right? Regardless, Lisa was an absolute party.

This is almost exactly the same as a post a couple pages back for MeiMei. Looks like fake posts are making their way to the forums too.

**Pdx503** · 12-13-23 13:20

Was driving down mill plain towards Camas and spotted a couple places but didn't have time to stop in for recon.

Any reports of the place next to Cloud9 pho joint? Or the one down the street between the Good taste noodle place and ocean king market?

**Pleco360** · 12-13-23 10:44

Originally Posted by Zippy69 [View Original Post]

What was the ladies name who left? I was there a couple of weeks ago and the only person was a thin, attractive lady with pretty much zero English. I had a good time but wa s going to go back to see if more was available. I think it was / is. I can't remember her name but if you said it I'd know.

That sounds like her. She has a Chinese name but the English name she gave me was Liz. These names seem fairly arbitrary. She provided the full array of services as most of the girls at this shop do. If I find her again! I will post.

**Gagnely476** · 12-12-23 14:49

GF was being a total buzzkill.

Whatever. She can take a hike.

Needed to unwind, so I hit up MeiMei Asian Massage on NE St Johns road and NE 54th.

Enter Lisa. She was like that first sip of cold beer on a hot day. Not your usual petite Asian lady. No way, man. Lisa had these killer curves that could make anyone swoon, standing about 5' tall with these bouncy yet full C cups (maybe that's why they call her Lisa? LOL). Her skin was this perfect fair shade, practically begging for a touch. And that hair, thick black strands that smelled like sweet vanilla. She seemed to be in her late 30's, looking fly in black yoga pants and a fitted white tee. Totally chill but smoking hot.

The rubdown? Absolute Zen, dude. It was mellow enough to let me kick back and find my center. But when it was time for some serious kneading, her hands were like magic, tackling all those pesky knots. Her English was pretty solid. Definitely a cool chick to chat with.

She spiced things up by playfully teasing around my inner thighs. And when the flip came around for the HJ, she totally rocked it. Her rhythm was spot on, though I did ask her to ease up a bit at first. Once she hit the jackpot, it was all systems go until I was completely drained. I'm not one to fuss over the cleanup, but Lisa took care of it like a boss. I was up and out before I even realized what went down. All in all, it was a wild ride. I was seriously wowed by how dedicated she was to her gig and ensuring I walked out feeling like a rockstar. Scored the L1 I was after. Had this gut feeling that maybe I could've gone for more, but who knows, right? Regardless, Lisa was an absolute party.

**Zippy69** · 12-12-23 13:39

Originally Posted by Pleco360 [View Original Post]

Stopped in last week and 2 ladies were there. One was with someone and seemed to be the intake gal as she came out to greet. The other gal emerged from the back room. She was a MILF who was moderately attractive, made up and wearing a provocative dress. However she did not appear warm and friendly and ended up arguing with the other lady who was doing her best to get me to stay. Not a pleasant situation, so I left. I actually was hoping to see another lady here who I had seen recently on multiple occasions who was outstanding in appearance and service. Unfortunately she was gone and had returned to NY so no luck there. That was a real loss and so it goes; check back in a month.

What was the ladies name who left? I was there a couple of weeks ago and the only person was a thin, attractive lady with pretty much zero English. I had a good time but wa s going to go back to see if more was available. I think it was / is. I can't remember her name but if you said it I'd know.

**Pleco360** · 12-11-23 20:43

Stopped in last week and 2 ladies were there. One was with someone and seemed to be the intake gal as she came out to greet. The other gal emerged from the back room. She was a MILF who was moderately attractive, made up and wearing a provocative dress. However she did not appear warm and friendly and ended up arguing with the other lady who was doing her best to get me to stay. Not a pleasant situation, so I left. I actually was hoping to see another lady here who I had seen recently on multiple occasions who was outstanding in appearance and service. Unfortunately she was gone and had returned to NY so no luck there. That was a real loss and so it goes; check back in a month.

**OneOne9** · 12-07-23 17:35

Originally Posted by SeaTownDave [View Original Post]

Heads up to all. Visited earlier this week and was told by the provider that prices are going up $10 at the beginning of the year. 50/70 not quite worth it for the limited services. Still looking for a great place for uncovered French or more. Guess the hunt continues.

You can always offer them the same total amount you paid last time and let them decide if they want you to walk.