Massage Parlor Reports

**Fature** · 04-29-21 07:46

Was out for lunch the other day on Henry and spotted a new place on Henry out in front of Walmart. Decided to give it a shot and check it out sense Lee's and McCracken closed up shop recently. Did a walk in HH for $40. Walking in has the feel of a standard legit place in a mall or similar and had an older Asian man sitting in the reception area watching tv. Overall nice place and the girl working was an older mature Asian who had the standard body of an Asian woman in her late 40's. The massage was pretty decent and she asked a few times about pressures and areas. 90% of the time was spent on the backside and the time was up when she asked me to flip. To my surprise she motioned for HE which I accepted. Pretty standard HE a bit on the jackhammer side but still good and she said UTC roaming was welcomed. The wildest part was the guy sitting out in the reception area snoring loud enough for me to hear him in the farthest room away. I'll probably return on days I don't feel like driving to GR sense everything else is closed around town. Close to the finish another guy walked in and asked about service and that snoring guy at the door did say they have two girls working sometimes so that may be worth checking out as well. My tip matched the door fee.

**Mr Cruzer** · 04-17-21 09:35

Against my instincts I saw Juanita, or should I say saw her again. Years ago saw her south of town as Anna, and had a bad experience, but thought maybe by now she has straightened up. First the good: she doesn't mention in her ad that she gives a good massage, that should have tipped me off. Now the rest of the story.

I showed up on time, got her out of bed; she said she overslept, waited 15 mins. She has aged really, really poorly. Put on a ton of weight, missing a bunch of front teeth, face not attractive. She could hardly carry on a decent conversation. Flighty as the noisy bird squawking in the cage next to the table. Apartment a mess: bird seed and stuff all over the floor, dingy, impression nothing there was very clean. Right from the get go she wanted another $50 (on top of $90 door fee) for "sensual" massage (I flatly refused). Massage started out just OK, used oil not lotion; very little teasing; had me flip after about 10 mins. Some neck and lower leg MS, then on to a very poorly executed HJ (no teasing prior). Interrupted a number of times with her coughing spells (no effort on her part to wash or disinfect after any of them; said it was allergies). Did get to squeeze her big floppy, mushy boobs, but her belly hung so far over her crotch I didn't even want to go there. She wanted to end the session early (without a HE), and had to remind her we started late. She still shorted me on time: walk in to walk out time was 40 mins max.
All in all one of my worst experience in past 15 years of mongering. Avoid avoid avoid.

https://images.craigslist.org/00V0V_...kE_600x450.jpg

**Hoeser** · 04-08-21 22:31

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

As I recall, I believe she did, but I remember getting a wonderful shot of her cleavage. I've been there two more times; (Why? As a fellow monger stated, because I'm a dreamer); both the same: no touching of the boys, no OTC touching. No hint that anything more would occur. SO was also present in adjacent room on all three occasions. Last visit she was somewhat standoffish, avoided being close enough to allow any sort of contact, only so-so MS, avoided any teasing whatsoever. Three strikes and she's out. Also I noticed her ad is gone, and I've been by the house a few times, and no car in drive or lights on. They've either moved or are on vacation. I didn't save any of her pics to see if they've reappeared anyplace else.

Maybe I will take one for the team and let hubby rub to to see if more is to be had.

**StevesMilin** · 04-04-21 09:34

Originally Posted by TwoTrack [View Original Post]

She use to go by Anna.

Was around G / are, Canadian Lakes / Howard City, then North Muskegon.

She use to always end her post with namaste.

Seen her 1 time an got an ok massage in a cold trailer just outside of Howard City.

She did expose her very nice bolt ons but, couldn't touch her at all.

Shared that her then boyfriend an herself and gotten hooked on crack an meth.

This was 3/4 years ago. Looks like the stuff has been tough on her.

Please let know your experience.

Stay safe.

Twotrack.

Yes! That's her. I saw her north of Rockford or something a couple of years ago. No touch, no fun, not go for this sportfucker.

Thanks!

SS.

**TwoTrack** · 04-03-21 11:06

Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]

The CL ad says she's back. Wonder if it's Georgianna. Trying to get a date. No response since I started inquiring yesterday.

SS out.

She use to go by Anna.

Was around G / are, Canadian Lakes / Howard City, then North Muskegon.

She use to always end her post with namaste.

Seen her 1 time an got an ok massage in a cold trailer just outside of Howard City.

She did expose her very nice bolt ons but, couldn't touch her at all.

Shared that her then boyfriend an herself and gotten hooked on crack an meth.

This was 3/4 years ago. Looks like the stuff has been tough on her.

Please let know your experience.

Stay safe.

Twotrack.

**Surgon** · 04-03-21 10:41

Originally Posted by Fature [View Original Post]

I don't think so. I never seen happi hippy but she plastered her ads everywhere so they are hard to forget. If I had time today I'd TOFTT as I don't think that's her.

That is not Happi Hippi__Happi Hippi is much smaller.

**StevesMilin** · 04-03-21 08:33

Originally Posted by Fature [View Original Post]

I don't think so. I never seen happi hippy but she plastered her ads everywhere so they are hard to forget. If I had time today I'd TOFTT as I don't think that's her.

The CL ad says she's back. Wonder if it's Georgianna. Trying to get a date. No response since I started inquiring yesterday.

SS out.

**Fature** · 04-02-21 07:27

Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]

https://muskegon.craigslist.org/bts/...300233890.html

Is this the Happi Hippi Healing Hands from the past?

SS.

I don't think so. I never seen happi hippy but she plastered her ads everywhere so they are hard to forget. If I had time today I'd TOFTT as I don't think that's her.

**StevesMilin** · 04-01-21 17:22

https://muskegon.craigslist.org/bts/...300233890.html

Is this the Happi Hippi Healing Hands from the past?

SS.

**BashTheJohnson** · 03-30-21 14:19

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

With mask, shield, and very little English its sometimes tough to get a name. Last two times got the average built one; decent figure; in fact she encouraged me to raise her shirt and bra and massage her nipples (who am I to say no and discourage this poor working girl?) Pretty much started on the HE right after the flip; was pretty decent and made sure I left happy. She did leave the room a few times to answer phone / door, which is pretty common here with usually only two there. I think the other girl, really petite with a nice figure, speaks almost no English at all.

Cruzer is pretty spot on with the Beechtree place. Good massage with a HE. Worth the time and money without the up sale, drama or GPS.

**Mr Cruzer** · 03-28-21 23:45

Originally Posted by WestMichguy [View Original Post]

But I don't imagine they have many girls there.

With mask, shield, and very little English its sometimes tough to get a name. Last two times got the average built one; decent figure; in fact she encouraged me to raise her shirt and bra and massage her nipples (who am I to say no and discourage this poor working girl?) Pretty much started on the HE right after the flip; was pretty decent and made sure I left happy. She did leave the room a few times to answer phone / door, which is pretty common here with usually only two there. I think the other girl, really petite with a nice figure, speaks almost no English at all.

**Mr Cruzer** · 03-28-21 23:28

Originally Posted by Hoeser [View Original Post]

Did she have a bra on under tank top.

As I recall, I believe she did, but I remember getting a wonderful shot of her cleavage. I've been there two more times; (Why? As a fellow monger stated, because I'm a dreamer); both the same: no touching of the boys, no OTC touching. No hint that anything more would occur. SO was also present in adjacent room on all three occasions. Last visit she was somewhat standoffish, avoided being close enough to allow any sort of contact, only so-so MS, avoided any teasing whatsoever. Three strikes and she's out. Also I noticed her ad is gone, and I've been by the house a few times, and no car in drive or lights on. They've either moved or are on vacation. I didn't save any of her pics to see if they've reappeared anyplace else.

**Hoeser** · 03-28-21 10:51

Originally Posted by WestMichguy [View Original Post]

Obviously the dude was there to make sure you didn't get out of line with her. I was considering making an appointment but at that price and with the guy hanging around, I'll pass. Thanks for taking one for the team!

Did she have a bra on under tank top.

**WestMichguy** · 03-03-21 22:57

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

Didn't feel like traveling to GR in a snow storm, and not sure if anything is left in Muskegon, so I returned to the Beachtree Asian MS in Grand Haven. Not much English can be used here, but enough to have a nice session. Met by tiny, fit, pleasant provider that was very friendly. MS was excellent, with some nice teasing. She did encourage some OTC touching and slightly more, but I didn't pursue too far. On the flip very little front side MS, straight to work for a HE. Full time, even helped me get dressed. Only down side, besides no conversation, was both of us masked, she with mask and a shield. They seemed very conscientious there in cleanliness. Overall a pleasant experience. 60/60.

But I don't imagine they have many girls there.

**WestMichguy** · 02-25-21 00:27

Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]

https://holland.craigslist.org/bts/d...275960247.html

Finally made connections with Georganna in Spring lake. Interesting encounter. The massage table is set up in the middle of living room. Husband / SO hovering around in the adjacent room the whole session; in fact she asked if I wanted him to massage my feet (I declined). Pretty decent ms, covered most everything with decent pressure, not too much lotion. However, towel was always strategically over my crack or over the boys the whole time. Absolutely no teasing or hint of teasing. She is decent looking and has a really nice figure. If only just one of her nicely tanned boobs would have popped out of her tank top, or had she touched just one of the boys even once, (and her male friend would disappear), I would be back. Sadly, probably will not. 100 total.

Obviously the dude was there to make sure you didn't get out of line with her. I was considering making an appointment but at that price and with the guy hanging around, I'll pass. Thanks for taking one for the team!