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04-30-21 20:07 #350
Posts: 7Originally Posted by Fature [View Original Post]
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04-29-21 07:46 #349
Posts: 47Asian Lu's on Henry
Was out for lunch the other day on Henry and spotted a new place on Henry out in front of Walmart. Decided to give it a shot and check it out sense Lee's and McCracken closed up shop recently. Did a walk in HH for $40. Walking in has the feel of a standard legit place in a mall or similar and had an older Asian man sitting in the reception area watching tv. Overall nice place and the girl working was an older mature Asian who had the standard body of an Asian woman in her late 40's. The massage was pretty decent and she asked a few times about pressures and areas. 90% of the time was spent on the backside and the time was up when she asked me to flip. To my surprise she motioned for HE which I accepted. Pretty standard HE a bit on the jackhammer side but still good and she said UTC roaming was welcomed. The wildest part was the guy sitting out in the reception area snoring loud enough for me to hear him in the farthest room away. I'll probably return on days I don't feel like driving to GR sense everything else is closed around town. Close to the finish another guy walked in and asked about service and that snoring guy at the door did say they have two girls working sometimes so that may be worth checking out as well. My tip matched the door fee.
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04-17-21 09:35 #348
Posts: 406Juanita / Anna
Against my instincts I saw Juanita, or should I say saw her again. Years ago saw her south of town as Anna, and had a bad experience, but thought maybe by now she has straightened up. First the good: she doesn't mention in her ad that she gives a good massage, that should have tipped me off. Now the rest of the story.
I showed up on time, got her out of bed; she said she overslept, waited 15 mins. She has aged really, really poorly. Put on a ton of weight, missing a bunch of front teeth, face not attractive. She could hardly carry on a decent conversation. Flighty as the noisy bird squawking in the cage next to the table. Apartment a mess: bird seed and stuff all over the floor, dingy, impression nothing there was very clean. Right from the get go she wanted another $50 (on top of $90 door fee) for "sensual" massage (I flatly refused). Massage started out just OK, used oil not lotion; very little teasing; had me flip after about 10 mins. Some neck and lower leg MS, then on to a very poorly executed HJ (no teasing prior). Interrupted a number of times with her coughing spells (no effort on her part to wash or disinfect after any of them; said it was allergies). Did get to squeeze her big floppy, mushy boobs, but her belly hung so far over her crotch I didn't even want to go there. She wanted to end the session early (without a HE), and had to remind her we started late. She still shorted me on time: walk in to walk out time was 40 mins max.
All in all one of my worst experience in past 15 years of mongering. Avoid avoid avoid.
https://images.craigslist.org/00V0V_...kE_600x450.jpg
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04-08-21 22:31 #347
Posts: 121Grand haven
Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]
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04-04-21 09:34 #346
Posts: 493Anna / whatever
Originally Posted by TwoTrack [View Original Post]
Thanks!
SS.
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04-03-21 11:06 #345
Posts: 144Healing Names G / H
Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]
Was around G / are, Canadian Lakes / Howard City, then North Muskegon.
She use to always end her post with namaste.
Seen her 1 time an got an ok massage in a cold trailer just outside of Howard City.
She did expose her very nice bolt ons but, couldn't touch her at all.
Shared that her then boyfriend an herself and gotten hooked on crack an meth.
This was 3/4 years ago. Looks like the stuff has been tough on her.
Please let know your experience.
Stay safe.
Twotrack.
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04-03-21 10:41 #344
Posts: 66Originally Posted by Fature [View Original Post]
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04-03-21 08:33 #343
Posts: 493Healing Hands GH
Originally Posted by Fature [View Original Post]
SS out.
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04-02-21 07:27 #342
Posts: 47Originally Posted by StevesMilin [View Original Post]
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04-01-21 17:22 #341
Posts: 493Healing Hands GH
https://muskegon.craigslist.org/bts/...300233890.html
Is this the Happi Hippi Healing Hands from the past?
SS.Last edited by StevesMilin; 04-01-21 at 17:25. Reason: add pic
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03-30-21 14:19 #340
Posts: 230Amp gh
Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]
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03-28-21 23:45 #339
Posts: 406Beechtree
Originally Posted by WestMichguy [View Original Post]
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03-28-21 23:28 #338
Posts: 406Georgeanna
Originally Posted by Hoeser [View Original Post]
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03-28-21 10:51 #337
Posts: 121Originally Posted by WestMichguy [View Original Post]
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03-03-21 22:57 #336
Posts: 69Any idea what her name was?
Originally Posted by MrCruzer [View Original Post]