Massage Parlor Reports

[WaltK]

Had heard a few good comments on Lexi, so decided to see her. Nice looking, good personality, gave average to good ms; not much teasing. Flip and HE (HJ) pretty standard, good. Nothing came off, no roaming, nothing else on the menu that day. In all fairness, she said she had been in an accident recently, and her shoulder was really sore. I guess my timing sucked.

I tried her a few times in early October and had the same experience. On the second visit she knew I had a considerable amount of cash but insisted that she was HE only. FWIW she did offer to go get a girl who would provide the services that I was looking for but I declined as I was really just testing her.

[Mr Cruzer]

Had heard a few good comments on Lexi, so decided to see her. Nice looking, good personality, gave average to good ms; not much teasing. Flip and HE (HJ) pretty standard, good. Nothing came off, no roaming, nothing else on the menu that day. In all fairness, she said she had been in an accident recently, and her shoulder was really sore. I guess my timing sucked.

[Aniles]

I went to MD's today and saw Farrah. Pretty face, perky everywhere you'd like it to be. I got a nice massage, I paid for 30 min and she asked me to flip at 25 min, so far so good. The she asks what I'm looking for, I ask her what's on the menu and she replies "everything. " We agreed on a price (which was everything I had) for CFS. She tells me she's got to go get a top hat for this party. Five minutes later she comes back and says no one has a top hat. I pull one out of my pocket, she says she can't use it because she doesn't know how old or what condition the top hat is in. Ok fair enough. She tells me to lay down, she finishes me with a good HE.

This is where it gets sketchy, I go to grab my money off the table and it's GONE. I ask if she took the money and she says "yes I turned it in already. " So then I say to her but that was a tip for FS not just for your hands. She replies that they don't reimburse tips and tells me I can leave now. I look at her and ask her if she's serious and she says there's nothing she can do and tells me to have a nice day. Two bad experiences in a row!? Never going back.

That really does suck! I wish you'd post her pics here too so we know what she looks like and avoid her like a terrible curse!

Thanks for posting.

[Big Daddy 127]

I finished up my day in Holland and thought about driving over to GR for a Panacea massage, but I realized it was after 3:00 so the daytime ladies (Natasha, Natalie, Aliese) would all be gone. Called to check and I was right and no one there excited me enough to drive the extra 20 miles there and back, then I though about Mama Dee's. Checked my phone for the address and made my way over. Lexi was manning the desk (Jazz was on the couch) and I thought that Lexi would be a real winner, but she took my money, walked me back to one of the massage rooms and then told me that my masseuse would be Wendy. The room was very nicely appointed and in walks a very attractive 30 yo brunette. She got me face down on the table and started a very good, medium pressure massage with some stretching thrown in. She worked hard on me and then we got to about 10 minutes left and she asked if there were any areas that needed further attention. She worked out ALL the kinks and then asked if I wanted to shower off the oil and I declined. She got me a hot towel to wipe off any extra oil that I wanted then told me she would be up front with a water when I was dressed. No upsell at all and a very good job. I tipped her at the desk and talked to her and Lexi for a few minutes before heading home. I will be back and they saved me 40 miles of driving into Friday afternoon traffic. A definite good day in Holland without E/W drama.

I like the Holland Shop as well and I would repeat a visit every day if I could.

[Bigguyfromfort]

Stopped in few weeks back, first requested Dee, but not there. So requested Annie, had heard some good things about her (mostly older posts). The good: nice personalty, really nice body, firm and curvy, roaming. Decent ms, good HE. The not so good: major major attempt at upsell on tip; requested 90, on top of 60 door fee. Explained that is in the territory of FS and BJ (which did not happen) Will not repeat. 60/50.

Been there three times hoping I guess I would have a good experience. This place is Major upsell. Wendi, Lyna, Annie all are major upsell at this place. MIght as well go to panacea or mystic at their prices!

[Mr Cruzer]

Stopped in few weeks back, first requested Dee, but not there. So requested Annie, had heard some good things about her (mostly older posts). The good: nice personalty, really nice body, firm and curvy, roaming. Decent ms, good HE. The not so good: major major attempt at upsell on tip; requested 90, on top of 60 door fee. Explained that is in the territory of FS and BJ (which did not happen) Will not repeat. 60/50.

[Pingman]

Any mongers visit Mamma Dee's lately? Seems like a lot of new talent there!

[Bigguyfromfort]

Two visits to mamma dee's. First with wendi. Good massage, nice teasing, got the full half hour. Flip was good. Would repeat. Read several reports on lyna so thought I'd try her out and see what I thought. Paid for an hour and would of got 10 minutes if I would of let her. 3 minutes then flip. Flip was good and can PM for details. Once done another 3 minutes of massage and she told me tell the girls up front you got called into work early so you can leave. Told her I paid for an hour and was at least getting at least an half hour. Pushed for shower and was pushed out quickly. Tried twice, not going to be a third for me. Way too expensive for what you get.

[Vespa315]

I had 2 recent visits to mama's recently. Both I would say were quite good. First visit was with Jazz paid for a half hour visit and was there longer than that. Great massage lots of teasing was not rushed. On the flip asked if I was tipping I said yes and she went to work no other questions asked. End was happy tipped. 4 at the counter.

Second visit was with Lexi. Another very good time. Hour visit and I was there for an hour. Was not rushed. Another very good massage. Again lots of playing and teasing. Asked if anything needed more attention after the flip and I said yes. She was flirty and topless and again I left very happy.

In all it's a fun place. I have not asked or tried yet for more than He I would think more is on the table with some girls including FS or at least CBJ but I don't know for sure. I think a repeat visit will be in order to find out!

[DireVolf]

I went to MD's today and saw Farrah. Pretty face, perky everywhere you'd like it to be. I got a nice massage, I paid for 30 min and she asked me to flip at 25 min, so far so good. The she asks what I'm looking for, I ask her what's on the menu and she replies "everything. " We agreed on a price (which was everything I had) for CFS. She tells me she's got to go get a top hat for this party. Five minutes later she comes back and says no one has a top hat. I pull one out of my pocket, she says she can't use it because she doesn't know how old or what condition the top hat is in. Ok fair enough. She tells me to lay down, she finishes me with a good HE.

This is where it gets sketchy, I go to grab my money off the table and it's GONE. I ask if she took the money and she says "yes I turned it in already. " So then I say to her but that was a tip for FS not just for your hands. She replies that they don't reimburse tips and tells me I can leave now. I look at her and ask her if she's serious and she says there's nothing she can do and tells me to have a nice day. Two bad experiences in a row!? Never going back.

[Oddjob]

I finished up my day in Holland and thought about driving over to GR for a Panacea massage, but I realized it was after 3:00 so the daytime ladies (Natasha, Natalie, Aliese) would all be gone. Called to check and I was right and no one there excited me enough to drive the extra 20 miles there and back, then I though about Mama Dee's. Checked my phone for the address and made my way over. Lexi was manning the desk (Jazz was on the couch) and I thought that Lexi would be a real winner, but she took my money, walked me back to one of the massage rooms and then told me that my masseuse would be Wendy. The room was very nicely appointed and in walks a very attractive 30 yo brunette. She got me face down on the table and started a very good, medium pressure massage with some stretching thrown in. She worked hard on me and then we got to about 10 minutes left and she asked if there were any areas that needed further attention. She worked out ALL the kinks and then asked if I wanted to shower off the oil and I declined. She got me a hot towel to wipe off any extra oil that I wanted then told me she would be up front with a water when I was dressed. No upsell at all and a very good job. I tipped her at the desk and talked to her and Lexi for a few minutes before heading home. I will be back and they saved me 40 miles of driving into Friday afternoon traffic. A definite good day in Holland without E/W drama.

[DireVolf]

Does anything ever go on here or is it strictly legit. They advertise in the body rub section.

Kaiti, excellent massage and ending. Great personality, I bought an hour and got a full hour. Def repeat.

Linah, very nice personality. Nice rack and butt but a lot of loose skin. Hands are scratchy, I was out the door literally in five minutes. No way she's thirty, closer to 40/45. Soften up the hands and extend the session and I would repeat, until then no way.

[DireVolf]

I've been to md's twice now. One experience was very good, other one not so much.

First time was with Kaiti a few weeks ago. Very sweet personality, a little heavier than I normally like but great in the back and nice up top with a cute face. Not at all a clock watcher, I bought an hour and I got an hour. Very Good massage, she smells wonderful, great on the flip but hands only thing on the menu. Definitely repeat tho.

I really hate to say anything bad about Lina because she too was very friendly and a great personality but. No way in hell she's 30, closer to 45. Pretty face, decent up top and bottom but quite a bit of loose skin like maybe from a kid or she lost some weight But if the performance is there this isn't a big deal to me. Her hands were very dry and scratchy which I hoped once she applied the oil would soften up, but the massaged lasted 5 minutes from start to completion and only happened because I was willed it to happen for fear I wouldn't have any skin left. I literally walked out the door five minutes after my session started.

The good.

She definitely put forth the effort, if she got a manicure and actually went even 20 of the 30 minutes I would have been happy and this review would've been a lot different. Very sweet and seemed to enjoy what she does but man those hands were brutal. It seemed like maybe she was nervous and rushed without realizing. Softer hands and longer session I would repeat, the effort was there.

Farrah and Lexi were working the desk those are def the next two on my list if I don't repeat with Kaiti.

Does anything ever go on here or is it strictly legit. They advertise in the body rub section.

[OrdinaryJo]

Does anything ever go on here or is it strictly legit. They advertise in the body rub section.

There have been some good reviews in the GR section. It is owned by the same woman as East West in Grand Rapids. I haven't been there yet but safe to say that there are some fun times to be had. I just don't know who to recommend to get them!. Sorry I couldn't be more help.

[Vespa315]

Does anything ever go on here or is it strictly legit. They advertise in the body rub section.