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[HollandHobby]

Any success, or did she flake out again?

Check post 120. She's been reviewed before. I've seen her before myself. She will say she doesn't offer FS but she definitely does but asks for way too much. I personally haven't had FS with her. I did however get BBBJ. She doesn't allow CIM. She's not great to look at but not the worst either. Maybe a little flabby and tits are a little floppy but otherwise decent. She is down to earth and if she's not high she has a half decent personality.

[Mr Cruzer]

So I'm trying to TOFTT but she's been flaking out on me. "Oh I thought you meant tomorrow. " "I lost my phone. " Well I think it's finally set in stone so here's hoping it goes alright.

Any success, or did she flake out again?

[DireVolf]

So I'm trying to TOFTT but she's been flaking out on me. "Oh I thought you meant tomorrow. " "I lost my phone. " Well I think it's finally set in stone so here's hoping it goes alright.

[DireVolf]

http://holland.backpage.com/BodyRubs...th-me/19756201

Anyone have any experience with this one? Lucy?

[BackDorman]

I did see her a couple weeks ago. She got to my place quick which I was happy with. After a pretty short greeting she pulled down her pants and bent over. Then. She took a phone call from her friend who had just got stood up.

I let that slide and did my thing. She acted really into it but didn't offer BJ or anything just went straight for FS.

I was in a bit of a hurry so I just did her from behind and felt her tits and pulled a little hair. I finished pretty quickly and she took off.

Here's the catch. Few days later, I happen to be working at 4 am and I get a text asking if I was up. She said she had a new friend available with her that had a nice pussy.

I told her not to text me again and she hasn't since.

I don't think I will repeat unless I'm really needing some but she might be worth a shot.

Thanks for the info Gentlemen. Texting after hours is def a deal breaker for me. That just shows a lack of discretion, which is something I need to keep a top priority.

[HollandHobby]

I normally frequent the Gr area, however work often has me in the holland / zeeland area quite often, and I'm not too familiar with the talent out here. Wondering if anyone has a review on this one. Saw her posting a few weeks ago, and haven't had the chance to pull the trigger yet.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...rnoon/19714706

I did see her a couple weeks ago. She got to my place quick which I was happy with. After a pretty short greeting she pulled down her pants and bent over. Then. She took a phone call from her friend who had just got stood up.

I let that slide and did my thing. She acted really into it but didn't offer BJ or anything just went straight for FS.

I was in a bit of a hurry so I just did her from behind and felt her tits and pulled a little hair. I finished pretty quickly and she took off.

Here's the catch. Few days later, I happen to be working at 4 am and I get a text asking if I was up. She said she had a new friend available with her that had a nice pussy.

I told her not to text me again and she hasn't since.

I don't think I will repeat unless I'm really needing some but she might be worth a shot.

[HollandGuy73]

I normally frequent the Gr area, however work often has me in the holland / zeeland area quite often, and I'm not too familiar with the talent out here. Wondering if anyone has a review on this one. Saw her posting a few weeks ago, and haven't had the chance to pull the trigger yet.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...rnoon/19714706

So, I called this number a few weeks ago. Went to voice mail. I didn't leave a message. So guess what, 5 minutes later an immediate call back. The girl was saying 'yeah you just called me, did you call about my ad'.

Could hear a guy in the backround telling her to 'tell him how much'.

So I said that I was busy, but thanks for calling me.

Another few minutes elapse, and phone is ringing again.

I attribute it to low experience in selling P. Or that the gent in the room was inexperienced with handling sales.

I have been thinking about it, but like you been waiting on a report first.

[BackDorman]

I normally frequent the Gr area, however work often has me in the holland / zeeland area quite often, and I'm not too familiar with the talent out here. Wondering if anyone has a review on this one. Saw her posting a few weeks ago, and haven't had the chance to pull the trigger yet.

http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...rnoon/19714706

[HollandGuy73]

Holland guy This sounds like my experience about 16 months ago with a blond from Allegan. Same shit. Told me she regularly got $600 from guys and they loved her! Those guys are broke now from throwing away their foolish money.

Thanks for takin one in the belly for all of us.

NBB.

Thank you sir, always appreciate your vast reports and reviews as well.

[NoBuffaloBob]

Found this provider on BP. Sent a text, my mistake as 4 days later she sends me a text out of no where.

A week goes by, I decide to give it a try, probably should not have simply because she sent that text. But I'm a monger through and through. And as such, I didn't use my thinking head to make the decision.

So I call, she confirms that she offers extras. I say I'll be there in 20 minutes, I show up in 20, it's a private residence, a house not an apartment or motel.

I knock, wait, knock wait, wait some more and ring the doorbell. 5 minutes isn't a long time, but standing there in a driveway, on a busy road waiting for a provider, sort of a long time.

Anyway, I get in my car, and am backing out, and that's when I see her manifest before me.

She says she is 30, she looks older, middle to late 30's, and then it was a rough 30's. She said she didn't hear me, she was in the bathroom about to put on makeup.

She had no makeup on. And that I'm sure would have helped her overall appearance.

She lead me to her room, towel on the bed, and looked like a pillow under the sheet??

We discuss some things. Her services provided. I was interested in bbbjcimws, she said she will do that, and added that she doesn't usually swallow or cim but that she 'won't get sick' if I do.

She said she'd do that for $60 and she said she's very good at it.

She wanted to do a cop check, and grabbed my crotch.

Noticed that it looked like an iv in her hand, a long with local swelling, and her arm looked swollen also??

I asked how much for FS, I think it was like $200, she said "I've never done that before" to whit, I say. Bullshit.

Then I say I'd be interested in only BJ. She says she has other clients that are good looking too, and that they have offered her a lot of money. Whatever.

I tell her I'm sort of weird in that I like to be able to play with the p while getting the BJ. She said ok, but don't put a finger in me?

So anyway, I just said 'you know what, I'm going to hold off this time'.

So I left.

So a couple weeks later, I decide it's time.

I call, set it up, I told her I'd give her $50, she says she's never done anything that cheap. (bullshit).

So she agrees but says I better be fast.

I go in, she pulls up her shirt and reveals some ugly as hell tattoos on her not nice tits. She begins with BBBJ while standing and leaning over, I put my hand in her pants, real fat, and also real stinky pussy.

Her BJ was nice, instantly felt she knew what she was doing, good combo of speed, depth and suction as well has hand usage.

Anyway, it doesn't take me long to get the urge to rupture.

And I tell her I'm going to cum, she pulls me out of her mouth, raises her shirt and tells me to cum on her tits. So not only is she not jerking it out of me, she's showing me those ugly tits, while I had to finish myself. What happened to the BBBJCIM?

Anyway, I gave her the agreed $50.

I think she gives amazing head, for me, a new girl can almost always get it quick from me the first time. If I saw her a few times I could hold out longer. But the fact that she didn't finish as discussed, as per my paid for requirement I was unsatisfied.

I'd see her again for BJ only, but only if she'd complete the deed.

Use your hobby phones, and keep your fingers out of her stink hole.

http://holland.backpage.com/BodyRubs...th-me/19467635

Holland guy This sounds like my experience about 16 months ago with a blond from Allegan. Same shit. Told me she regularly got $600 from guys and they loved her! Those guys are broke now from throwing away their foolish money.

Thanks for takin one in the belly for all of us.

NBB.

[HollandGuy73]

Found this provider on BP. Sent a text, my mistake as 4 days later she sends me a text out of no where.

A week goes by, I decide to give it a try, probably should not have simply because she sent that text. But I'm a monger through and through. And as such, I didn't use my thinking head to make the decision.

So I call, she confirms that she offers extras. I say I'll be there in 20 minutes, I show up in 20, it's a private residence, a house not an apartment or motel.

I knock, wait, knock wait, wait some more and ring the doorbell. 5 minutes isn't a long time, but standing there in a driveway, on a busy road waiting for a provider, sort of a long time.

Anyway, I get in my car, and am backing out, and that's when I see her manifest before me.

She says she is 30, she looks older, middle to late 30's, and then it was a rough 30's. She said she didn't hear me, she was in the bathroom about to put on makeup.

She had no makeup on. And that I'm sure would have helped her overall appearance.

She lead me to her room, towel on the bed, and looked like a pillow under the sheet??

We discuss some things. Her services provided. I was interested in bbbjcimws, she said she will do that, and added that she doesn't usually swallow or cim but that she 'won't get sick' if I do.

She said she'd do that for $60 and she said she's very good at it.

She wanted to do a cop check, and grabbed my crotch.

Noticed that it looked like an iv in her hand, a long with local swelling, and her arm looked swollen also??

I asked how much for FS, I think it was like $200, she said "I've never done that before" to whit, I say. Bullshit.

Then I say I'd be interested in only BJ. She says she has other clients that are good looking too, and that they have offered her a lot of money. Whatever.

I tell her I'm sort of weird in that I like to be able to play with the p while getting the BJ. She said ok, but don't put a finger in me?

So anyway, I just said 'you know what, I'm going to hold off this time'.

So I left.

So a couple weeks later, I decide it's time.

I call, set it up, I told her I'd give her $50, she says she's never done anything that cheap. (bullshit).

So she agrees but says I better be fast.

I go in, she pulls up her shirt and reveals some ugly as hell tattoos on her not nice tits. She begins with BBBJ while standing and leaning over, I put my hand in her pants, real fat, and also real stinky pussy.

Her BJ was nice, instantly felt she knew what she was doing, good combo of speed, depth and suction as well has hand usage.

Anyway, it doesn't take me long to get the urge to rupture.

And I tell her I'm going to cum, she pulls me out of her mouth, raises her shirt and tells me to cum on her tits. So not only is she not jerking it out of me, she's showing me those ugly tits, while I had to finish myself. What happened to the BBBJCIM?

Anyway, I gave her the agreed $50.

I think she gives amazing head, for me, a new girl can almost always get it quick from me the first time. If I saw her a few times I could hold out longer. But the fact that she didn't finish as discussed, as per my paid for requirement I was unsatisfied.

I'd see her again for BJ only, but only if she'd complete the deed.

Use your hobby phones, and keep your fingers out of her stink hole.

http://holland.backpage.com/BodyRubs...th-me/19467635

[HollandGuy73]

So like many of us, I'm a monger, through and through. And as such, there are times when we are so limited by options that we're willing to settle. I'm no exception to that rule, in fact, I may have written a chapter in the book of mongers settling for less. Please refer to my post about the panhandlers.

So today, I found myself with a little free time on my hands and I, like many of us do began to prowl.

I came across and ad in Holland that I've never seen before, no red flags were given just because the title would have been so inflammatory that LEO would never use such a title in a sting.

So with scant other viable immediate options, I give her a call.

She pics up the phone. I broke a rule, by asking how much for BJ. But again, I wasn't concerned of the authenticity due to the ads title. She told me $50. I asked if a cover was required, as I didn't get the feeling it was a requirement for this fine citizen. She said no, no cover required.

I hit back with $40 (should have said $20) and she says 'yeah I cud do that for ya'.

I ask location, she's at dump. I ask if she's alone, she says yeah, which I don't believe, anyway, I'm 5 minutes away and she says she'll meet around back. So she comes out, gets in my car, tells me to pull around to another near by motels parking lot. I'm not into broad daylight car dates in Holland Michigan, just not a good idea.

So I secured a little space at my place of employment, the bathroom to be exact.

She immediately pulls out her big floppy pierced tits. I pull it out and she started lip smacking.

Wasn't your robotic and mechanical yank, pull, suck too hard job. She swallowed it a few times, then sucked and kissed the boys, then went back to work. I had to tell her to slow it down. Anyway, 30 seconds later (should have paid $20) she was emptying me, and swallowing it all, in fact, was smacking lips as she 'kissed the pearls' at the end.

She says she has a 3 year old son, but got a call on the way back to drop her off and I heard a NOT a 3 year olds voice. What ever.

Says she is from Chicago, asked how she got into selling, and how long she's been selling. She says she has only been selling for 6 mos, which I don't buy, but again, whatever. And that she started because she was homeless, sleeping on a train and she sold P one time for a place to sleep that night.

I don't judge women and their reasons why, some do it for far less noble reasons than to put a roof over their head, but again, judgement free.

In all, she was quite respectful, she was cheap, and she does bbbjcimws for me, for $40. I bet you could get it for less, but she was nice enough.

In a nutshell, I'd do it again, maybe even $40 again the next time, before I start hitting her lower.

http://holland.backpage.com/WomenSee...ramps/19300936

[HollandGuy73]

So have a little time to myself today, and decided to monger a little. BP works best for me here since there are no obvious or legitimate SW here in Holland.

So I saw Jazzy post in Holland a while back, saw her new ad today, and she does do outcalls.

However. She wants a minimum of $200 for me to host her?? She is not enough my type, and comes un-vetted, hence no way in hell I'm going to pay 200 for someone who is not my top choice physically.

I get that it's a 35 minute drive. So yeah, why not be honest and charge me an additional 20 for gas. And be thankful that you're not providing for an unattractive, morbidly obese man that you have to be high to provide for.

Jmo.

Does anyone have any girls in town who will provide for a decent rate? I had a couple, but they've fallen off the radar.

[bullwinkle]

http://holland.backpage.com/FemaleEs...riend/18990928

I'm scheduled to meet her tomorrow. Will report back if I don't hear anything that changes my mind.

Saw the girl with the tatto's. Everything covered. Ok BJ. Let me put her in any position, but just layed there. On the plus side she is a spinner.

[bullwinkle]

http://holland.backpage.com/FemaleEs...riend/18990928

I'm scheduled to meet her tomorrow. Will report back if I don't hear anything that changes my mind.