Massage Parlor Reports

[Mickey666]

HK use to be by far the best. Now it is the worst. Never been to comfort but all the others aren't worth the drive.

Went to Calvert for 30 min, Asian Woman is a very nice lady, Great massage with teasing, you'll find what you're looking for.

[GoodRubTimez]

Went to Comfort for the first time a couple weeks ago. I saw some posts on here about some new younger talent? Um. Not my experience.

First off, what is that fucking smell? It's like feet and Asian food? Awful. I had Angie. Mid 40's with scoliosis. She gave a mediocre rub with some teasing but.

Pretty unenthusiastic about the whole thing. I paid for an hour massage but she was trying to move in for the kill around the 30 minute mark. I flipped when she said to.

But I stopped her from jerking me off, told her I still had time on the clock and she needs to massage my legs for awhile. She did that for maybe 10 minutes then wanted to get to business.

We did. Nothing eventful. Couldn't get her to massage my prostate. Definitely won't be back.

[SlapJack]

HK use to be by far the best. Now it is the worst. Never been to comfort but all the others aren't worth the drive.

[Fretz]

I'm from Nashville I've read bad reviews about HK spa but I was in the mood so I drove an hour and decided to go anyway. I arrive she greets me I tell her 1 hr and give my 60 she continues to stare I'm confused at this point she then gestures for boom boom I give her another 60 she walks me back to the room she's ask me to undress and then said that my guy was 2 big no boom boom I shoulda asked for my money back and left then but I had drove so far, next she motions for BJ I say ok the the hag puts on a jimmy on goes at it for 10 minutes and stops. Then had to audacity to ask me to use my hand granted I've paid 120 and been there all of maybe 15 minutes. I told her no I paid 2 much money give me my massage she proceeds to rub my belly for another 10 minutes she had no massage skills what so ever. My guy is limp the whole time due to how off put I am by her but at this point I figured hell I'll take a legit massage next she tells me to go home, at this point I'm pretty upset so it was either slap the shit out of her or get out of that place so I left and I'll never be back.

Never seen business like that it's disgusting.

I haven't made the drive up there for nearly a year because of poor reviews. Seems like every place in BG is lacking in service according to most reviews.

[MaddenGuy18]

I'm from Nashville I've read bad reviews about HK spa but I was in the mood so I drove an hour and decided to go anyway. I arrive she greets me I tell her 1 hr and give my 60 she continues to stare I'm confused at this point she then gestures for boom boom I give her another 60 she walks me back to the room she's ask me to undress and then said that my guy was 2 big no boom boom I shoulda asked for my money back and left then but I had drove so far, next she motions for BJ I say ok the the hag puts on a jimmy on goes at it for 10 minutes and stops. Then had to audacity to ask me to use my hand granted I've paid 120 and been there all of maybe 15 minutes. I told her no I paid 2 much money give me my massage she proceeds to rub my belly for another 10 minutes she had no massage skills what so ever. My guy is limp the whole time due to how off put I am by her but at this point I figured hell I'll take a legit massage next she tells me to go home, at this point I'm pretty upset so it was either slap the shit out of her or get out of that place so I left and I'll never be back.

Never seen business like that it's disgusting.

[Vette51]

Anyone ever find out what happened to Lucky's I sure miss Lena.

Was reported on the board here about Christmas time that they both were in NY. But your right they are missed. No one can give a massage that's worth a Damm.

[YellowJacket]

Comfort.

Went and two women there. One short maybe mid 40's and other slightly older and pudgy. Opted for the short one. Got undressed and gave her 60 and she left room. She came back and I handed her 100 and cover. She was good to do CBJ but wouldn't undress completely and No FS Was OK experience but not happy with current talent.

Hong Kong.

Saw Sophia whos slightly pudgy but I wouldn't call her a grandma maybe 40's. I caught a glimpse of Amanda who was older and about the same in pudgyness. Sophia was accommodating, but couldn't take a hard pound. Total damage was 180. Same feeling here talent sucks in my opinion.

[SnoBallGuy]

Anyone ever find out what happened to Lucky's I sure miss Lena.

[SpinnerFace]

Went last week, massage was nice.

[CSmith3558]

Visited comfort spa today. I know there's been a lot of bad reviews for older women working here. I'm getting kinda bored in the hobby, girl half ass rubs back an ass for 3 minutes up down legs for a minute then straight for the boys. An sometimes if the girl remembers you straight for jr an flip.

With that being said I tried something different today. I was greeted a lady to me looked in her 30's maybe early 40's definitely not a 50 60 year old grandmother. Later she told me her name was Lisa an yesterday was her first day. She doesn't speak the best English but gets by. When she told me to undress I left my underwear on see if it would throw her off or yank them off. Started out with a blanket on me she did back an my legs an I went out of my way an lied an told her it's my 1st ever massage. Rub was all legit she pull cover saw my underwear an asked if I was cold an I said no. Well little time passes an she starts rubbing my balls an area between balls an ass, she does this for a minute then asked me to flip over blanket still on me. She get a little lotion an rubs my chest then nipples my eyes are closed then she bumps jr twice lifts up my waist ban an asks if this ok I agree she plays with him a sec then puts my hand on her cat otc I rub for a sec then she pulls back pulls her pants an panties down, little hair no 79's Bush but hair on it. I finger her she acts like she about to suck my but only licked my balls twice that tore me up I tried get her to blow but she wouldn't I then blow my load she cleans me an then walks out I start to get dressed she came back in said I had a few minutes left I was shocked I'm used to loosing time she finished off with a face massage that is amazing after Nutting LOL. I gave her 40 tip kinda feel bad should gave her more cause it was a good experience an I didn't feel rushed.

[CSmith3558]

Around this time every year me and the wife get a couples massage (the only massage she knows I get) we've passed threw Bowling green a few times shopping an I'v always wondered if anyone has ever taken there wives with them an if they left happy or if they try not to get you into trouble around your gf / wife. Just curious if anyone has a good story.

[Sxywhtguy1]

Idk what to tell you but the woman that was working at HK when I went was definitely no granny. Maybe 40? It was closing and she seemed to be only one there besides a man's voice I would here coming from the back periodically. Probably not going to be going back that one anyways as I do like getting an actual massage with a finish and there was a total of 10 minutes at most of massage.

In her 40's I believe, but in your original post you said early 30's.

[JustJackingIt]

I am calling BS on part of this post. There has not been a lady at HK in the past 6 months that even remotely looked in her 30's, and certainly not her early 30's. The rest may be true, but I think this is someone if not the owner trying to drum up business, because they know how bad, Amanda, and Sophia are. Next.

Idk what to tell you but the woman that was working at HK when I went was definitely no granny. Maybe 40? It was closing and she seemed to be only one there besides a man's voice I would here coming from the back periodically. Probably not going to be going back that one anyways as I do like getting an actual massage with a finish and there was a total of 10 minutes at most of massage.

[Sxywhtguy1]

Went to comfort a month ago. Woman in her 40's took to the room and was given the best back massage I have ever had. Teased me a bit then flipped and finished. I have been here 3 times now and have never left disappointed. Also ways get the full time I pay for.

Went to hk 2 weeks ago didn't get name but very pretty early 30's, laid down and rubbed back for 10 minutes at most then started asking if I wanted FS. Had never been so did not bring enough $$ settled on just a tug. No complaints. Only thing that I did not enjoy about the experience was the actual massage was not great and fully blacked out suv sitting in front of store but that could just be me paranoid.

I am calling BS on part of this post. There has not been a lady at HK in the past 6 months that even remotely looked in her 30's, and certainly not her early 30's. The rest may be true, but I think this is someone if not the owner trying to drum up business, because they know how bad, Amanda, and Sophia are. Next.

[JustJackingIt]

Went to comfort a month ago. Woman in her 40's took to the room and was given the best back massage I have ever had. Teased me a bit then flipped and finished. I have been here 3 times now and have never left disappointed. Also ways get the full time I pay for.

Went to hk 2 weeks ago didn't get name but very pretty early 30's, laid down and rubbed back for 10 minutes at most then started asking if I wanted FS. Had never been so did not bring enough $$ settled on just a tug. No complaints. Only thing that I did not enjoy about the experience was the actual massage was not great and fully blacked out suv sitting in front of store but that could just be me paranoid.