Manchganistan Fight Club

**Rush 2112** · 09-17-14 19:10

Not looking to start a fight.

I am going to scale back on the hobby for a bit. Got a Vega $ trip coming up in November. Plus I had car issues and a few other things going on unrelated to this hobby.

Plus Christmas is coming. Got a couple of Favs to take care of this year.

So Who is going to step up to the plate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA60raoEx18

As in Posting great sets of pics of girls you meet. Even detailed reviews.

I will still post my adventures as always. There just won't be nearly as many.

RB.

**Sir Duncan** · 08-07-14 22:31

Sorry, I don't really think that, but no activity on this section in a while, so figured I would stir up some trouble LOL.

**Op1954** · 07-26-14 17:04

2 Xl Please I'll wear it with pride along with my Man City FB Club jacket.

Originally Posted by Op1954 [View Original Post]

Yes I thought about this when reading the "consultants" posts, esp. The comments about my favorite poster. This post fits the "consultant" and his posts to the T iMO.

I'll let the admin decide if it belongs here. If he deletes it OK.

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?

The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his Hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep. ".

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep. " says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the shepherd says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? ".

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?

"You're a consultant. " says the shepherd.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?

"No guessing required. " answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business. ".

". Now give me back my dog!

A2 finds this post to be 100% acceptable for the MFC, your Manchganistan Fight Club jacket will arrive by snail mail within the next 3-7 working days.

A2

**Sounds** · 07-24-14 11:27

Originally Posted by Op1954 [View Original Post]

Yes I thought about this when reading the "consultants" posts, esp. The comments about my favorite poster. This post fits the "consultant" and his posts to the T iMO.

http://lifeofvalues.com/knowing-which-screw-to-turn

**Op1954** · 07-23-14 22:02

Yes I thought about this when reading the "consultants" posts, esp. The comments about my favorite poster. This post fits the "consultant" and his posts to the T iMO.

I'll let the admin decide if it belongs here. If he deletes it OK.

A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?

The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his Hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep. ".

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my sheep. " says the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the shepherd says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep? ".

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?

"You're a consultant. " says the shepherd.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?

"No guessing required. " answered the shepherd. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know crap about my business. ".

". Now give me back my dog!

A2 finds this post to be 100% acceptable for the MFC, your Manchganistan Fight Club jacket will arrive by snail mail within the next 3-7 working days.

A2

**SMS 54** · 07-23-14 21:29

I think A2 showed remarkable restraint in regards to HoundAround, who appears to be a condescending know it all prick, actually taking some of his recommendations seriously and countering others with good logic. While anyone here could make suggestions for improvement, I think the site does quite well as it is, and certainly is much better than other similar boards, both current and defunct.

A consultant is a high-priced (or overpriced) "expert" who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is.

**Plman Smith** · 07-22-14 08:00

Originally Posted by HoundAround [View Original Post]

In fact her ad does not usually say that. But more to the point, what's with the white knighting? Are you her partner. She claims to have a guy she'll do shows with. My encounter with her came from the massage sexion and didn't have any of the language you cited.

I'm about done with this forum. It's either insiders telling me to PM them or telling me to go see review on the other site or white knights "standing up for the girls" - 1 in 10 "reports" are useful.

+1 for Hound's accurate review of the red head. No, not her white knight, was also interested in her massage session, wondered if it either offered more for the '300 desired price', or perhaps if we had another Rachael, super hot offering a very sensual experience. Here again, a PM from another member gave me the info that pretty much confirms what Hound said, that she needs a reality check. Hound can stay or go as he desires, this forum, like alot requires 'work' for info. Keep in mind the ladies can get feedback here to improve their game, if they desire to. Some are all about fake pics, at best a hustle, or worst a complete rip-off. Others get it. That it isn't that hard to offer good customer service, like any business. Sarah the Librarian is a perfect example of an honest lady whose business I suspect is doing well, being rewarded for desiring to do a good job. I vote for 'take it outside' . And if I'm not there in 5 min, start without me. .

**Admin2** · 07-21-14 19:54

Originally Posted by Op1954 [View Original Post]

Just don't start wearing MFC jackets people might mistake you for soccer (football) fans.

Fuck it, the MFC jackets sold me on the idea. Manchganistan Fight Club, so say we all!

A2

**Op1954** · 07-21-14 18:56

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

I like it.

Just don't start wearing MFC jackets people might mistake you for soccer (football) fans.

**Admin2** · 07-21-14 16:33

Originally Posted by SirDuncan [View Original Post]

Best thread ever!

As for name, maybe something along the lines of Manchganistan Fight Club.

I like it.

**Rush 2112** · 07-21-14 12:35

Originally Posted by SirDuncan [View Original Post]

Best thread ever!

As for name, maybe something along the lines of Manchganistan Fight Club.

SD,

Thats a great idea for a name.

**Sir Duncan** · 07-21-14 12:17

Originally Posted by Admin [View Original Post]

I've given you a space for arguments.

A2.

Best thread ever!

As for name, maybe something along the lines of Manchganistan Fight Club.

**Knottellin** · 07-21-14 10:46

17 posts so far and all but one (by my count) are at the least argumentative. To quote Robert Downey Jr in Tropic Thunder: "You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. ".

**BooCocky** · 07-21-14 10:34

Originally Posted by Admin2 [View Original Post]

You got to do better than that, seriously brother. I agree with the sentiment, but it lacked the Mangistania zing I've grown fond of. You could have closed with a reference to another comedian, or maybe something else from Louis CK, maybe some tie in to the "out of the food chain" bit. If you've never seen it it's fucking brilliant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uur0e7zbRGU.

This was literally right before I went to bed, so my brain was a bit fried. Also, I would say I am more used to the shorter replies (thanks a lot twitter, sigh.).

I do think it is great you responded with a personal touch. I absolutely love (and live) to laugh, so I think it is hilarious you called me out on it!

Glad you saw this with the spirit it was intended, sometimes this can be a tough room!

A2

**Lube Tech** · 07-21-14 07:31

Please gives us all a break.

Hound: you need to settle down.

RED: you are doing a fine job with pics and info. Keep up the good work.

People have to understand here that, we have to be careful who we share info with. I'm sure LE trolls this board and other sites and boards.

You Hound, if you are leaving us then see you later, good bye. Don't let the door hit you in the ANUS on your way out.