The Woodshed

**OnTime877** · 10-11-19 19:52

Ironic indeed hearing the word "etiquette" in the same breath as Wackos, especially since everyone knows the carpet is saturated with splooge. Yes you can ask them about their "menu," or as I typically ask, about "extras," all just code for "sexual services" so you've added nothing to the discussion. And the reply from her will very often be something along the lines of "what are you looking for?" Not to mention that if you insist that she gets specific first she could easily suspect that you are a cop, though I realize cops are allowed to entrap. Last night though it never got that far. I asked a girl if she did extras. She said no, then came up and interrupted me and another girl to tell her that I was looking for sex in the back. The events with security soon followed so she very likely was the source.

Moral of the story? Be careful even asking about "menus" or "extras" in there at this time. Good luck guys. .

Originally Posted by SuperNut [View Original Post]

LMFAO. You're supposed to let them offer you their menu first! Proper etiquette.

**TankerJo** · 10-11-19 09:31

Originally Posted by Frequent904 [View Original Post]

There have been a bunch of reviews cautioning mongers on this one. So if you see a new finger growing on your hand, you'll know why. -F904.

I do LOTS of research before reaching out to a provider, And I only recall ever seeing one review from somebody that actually visited her and it was a vague 1 at that. Never a mention of long-term gifts or anything, not that it would matter much as I play safe. Musta missed that review.

If any of you guys here think that carrying a lifetime gift is not the norm for these ladies then think again.

Before I retired, my occupation put me in a position to know that over 90% of these providers are HIV positive, and you can't even tell by outward appearance. So treat everyone as a potential life risk, because almost every single provider IS that much of a risk, for this reason alone. Never mind the dangerous company, shady locations and paraphernalia on their persons.

We are all swimming in a very dirty pool, so don't be in a rush to feed the worms, fellas.

**Scooter6** · 10-11-19 09:01

Originally Posted by AMnnos [View Original Post]

And just realized-- Are you a pimp or some white knight or both? Either way, don't come on here and lecture us about "boldface lies". I'm sure theres many that can chime in on their experiences about boldface lies.

STOP using someone else's pics or pics back from 10 yrs ago and 50 lbs ago plus or minus..... That's the largest BOLD FACE LIE in the game.

**AMnnos** · 10-10-19 17:22

Originally Posted by Rhondas40 [View Original Post]

The last few days have been crazy for more than a few escorts. Men have been scheduling a meeting and saying they are close, and never show! Its a waste of time and money for the escort as she could be making money with another man. The site is called skipthegames, not play the games! Please if you're not going to show, let the escort know! Don't boldface lie!

And just realized-- Are you a pimp or some white knight or both? Either way, don't come on here and lecture us about "boldface lies". I'm sure theres many that can chime in on their experiences about boldface lies.

**AMnnos** · 10-10-19 16:09

Originally Posted by Rhondas40 [View Original Post]

The last few days have been crazy for more than a few escorts. Men have been scheduling a meeting and saying they are close, and never show! Its a waste of time and money for the escort as she could be making money with another man. The site is called skipthegames, not play the games! Please if you're not going to show, let the escort know! Don't boldface lie!

Not that I'm disputing your complaint especially for the legitimate Providers who provide a safe playground in which a Monger can play in, but your arguement IS a two-way street. Hope you're voicing the same issue to girls who waste guys time by making them sit in parking lots continuously being asked if they can "wait another 15 minutes". I personally don't mind a short wait but if I'm giving a Provider a timeline of my whereabouts and how far away I am, I'm hoping (No Im expecting) some sort of readiness on her behalf. If she's hung up on something that may hinder a time on target from an inbound Monger, have some courtesy and let them know ahead of time. I usually reciprocate the gesture.

Additionally, if Providers are going to indulge in their vices how about they do it after the session if not at all. Keeping it real, I know this is asking a little too much from girls who use and abuse.

Furthermore, how about advising the Providers to keep their dopeboys, pimps, thug boyfriends at bay or away from the playground completely. Tell them don't call or knock on the door when you're in the middle of sucking dick. I dont even want to see them loitering in the hallways or in the parking lot or even at gunshot range. I completely understand wanting to have a back up in case of a Monger getting out of hand. But the company that many Providers keep are not the savory type.

I don't know if you're an actual Monger or a Provider given the handle you're using and your member status but I want to commend you for speaking up as well as recommend that you take these requests back to the Providers you're representing.

Let's both REALLY keep it real and understand that the arguements from both sides of the parties is futile. Many bad Providers is going to continue what theyre doing as well as many questionable Mongers is going to continuously do what they do. This is the Game we play in. Overall, there are no rules, just smart players.

Oh-- and filtered, angled pics! Quit using them

**AMnnos** · 10-07-19 17:17

Originally Posted by PlayTiem [View Original Post]

Just to break down his post for you: I believe he's referring to the girl as "Walgreens" because he said he hooked up with her and her place was behind Walgreens. The insult was that he was saying that she was saying that only 4 people had come to visit her because of your referrals, and that clearly indicated that you weren't an effective pimp because you weren't sufficiently socially connected, so you weren't going to be earning your pink caddy pimp car anytime soon. And that she couldn't possibly subsist on your meager pimpage, so you should feel poorly about yourself.

This post brought to you by "excuse me, I speak Jive" and other memorable movie lines.

Thanks for dumbing it down for me. For a minute there I thought I was to blame for the lack of business she was getting when in fact my Inbox has been constantly getting saturated with requests for her digits. Not my fault people arent following thru. Did my part.

Guess, Shirley he was joking. Lol

**PlayTiem** · 10-07-19 17:09

Originally Posted by AMnnos [View Original Post]

Had a little difficulty trying to understand your jibberish but I'll reply the best I can.

No, I'm not the best at hooking up the girl I found I CL. Wasnt trying to play my Mr Matchmaker either. I passed info to Mongers on this site. Those who met her-- Great. Those who didn't-- Oh well, life goes on. Oh and I never said she was a "walker" either. Don't know where you got that one from.

Who is Walgreens and how does he know I have 4 friends. Maybe I have just 1 friend or maybe even no friends at all.

I'm really not concerned about her financial situation. Once you DO hook up with her feel free to contribute more so she can pay her bills and you can be her BFF.

I apologize if I didn't give you her info. And judging by your looney tunes post, I think I'll pass in doing so. Please, get it from someone else who admires your wit.

Thank you, Mr Playa LOL.

Just to break down his post for you: I believe he's referring to the girl as "Walgreens" because he said he hooked up with her and her place was behind Walgreens. The insult was that he was saying that she was saying that only 4 people had come to visit her because of your referrals, and that clearly indicated that you weren't an effective pimp because you weren't sufficiently socially connected, so you weren't going to be earning your pink caddy pimp car anytime soon. And that she couldn't possibly subsist on your meager pimpage, so you should feel poorly about yourself.

This post brought to you by "excuse me, I speak Jive" and other memorable movie lines.

**AMnnos** · 10-05-19 10:46

Originally Posted by Sandifer7 [View Original Post]

Amnnoss isn't the best at hooking up his walkers LOL that Cadillac ain't going to come that easy player Walgreens said that you had 4 friends and I understand it's hard to pass it on when your not familiar with people but 4 ain't paying her bills LOL.

Had a little difficulty trying to understand your jibberish but I'll reply the best I can.

No, I'm not the best at hooking up the girl I found I CL. Wasnt trying to play my Mr Matchmaker either. I passed info to Mongers on this site. Those who met her-- Great. Those who didn't-- Oh well, life goes on. Oh and I never said she was a "walker" either. Don't know where you got that one from.

Who is Walgreens and how does he know I have 4 friends. Maybe I have just 1 friend or maybe even no friends at all.

I'm really not concerned about her financial situation. Once you DO hook up with her feel free to contribute more so she can pay her bills and you can be her BFF.

I apologize if I didn't give you her info. And judging by your looney tunes post, I think I'll pass in doing so. Please, get it from someone else who admires your wit.

Thank you, Mr Playa LOL.

**ZoomLens2013** · 09-30-19 14:57

Originally Posted by UfGatorMan6969 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I'm just not getting a true GFE vibe from most providers. Too robotical nowadays here. Do any of the sites like ashley madison actually work here in Jacksonville? What about others for sugar daddys or the type? These drug addicted psychos on STG and such are getting too much for me.

ashmad dot com works, but it's mainly an affair site. It's free for women to use and men have to buy credits to send messages. It can get "expensive" (relative to your budget) if you let it happen, but that's just the price of entry. I met my current SB on AM, and we've been hanging out for more than 19 months. But, SB's are not the norm there, so it's mostly married women seeking an affair. Yes, there are fake profiles, so you have to be patient. If you go there with the monger mindset of "these bitches owe me", you will not have any success. There's a live human on the other side of that online profile, so you should treat them as such.

As for seeking dot com, it's a sugar baby site and you will have success there paying for play. But, you still have to work it like a decent human being. It's more expensive to use that site, since it's like $90/ mo or something. I had a lot of success there when I was an active, paying member.

Happy to answer other questions you may have. DM me.

**PlayTiem** · 09-30-19 14:36

Originally Posted by UfGatorMan6969 [View Original Post]

Hi all,

I'm just not getting a true GFE vibe from most providers. Too robotical nowadays here. Do any of the sites like ashley madison actually work here in Jacksonville? What about others for sugar daddys or the type? These drug addicted psychos on STG and such are getting too much for me.

Ashley Madison was always bullshit. They even had bots that pretended to be women. They would send messages to the guys to get the guys to upgrade their accounts. When their data breach happened and all their client info leaked, it was pretty obvious that there were about 0% actual women on the site.

There's a sub-board here about sugar arrangements in jax. Seems to be very hit or miss. Apparently, if you're willing to put in the time, you can find some worthwhile SBs. For me, it sounds too much like dating, even to find the decent pay-to-play girls. There are enough straight-up providers right now to keep PT JR happy.

**PlayTiem** · 09-30-19 14:31

Originally Posted by FredZeppelin [View Original Post]

Don't take chances with herbal mumbo-jumbo. Go to an actual medical doctor and tell him what you just said, and he'll give you a prescription. Viagra is now available as a generic (sildenafil citrate) and isn't insanely expensive anymore, especially if you have decent private insurance. Unfortunately Medicare won't cover it, but you can just get a few pills at a time.

Yep, the real deal is available pretty easily and for nothing (for generic Viagra) compared to what it costs to see a girl.

If you spend money on the fake stuff, you really should just save the money, buy yourself some generic Pez, and say "I THINK I CAN" over and over. It'll have the same effect if you really believe it will.

I'm so old that I remember when hair regrowth pills and boner pills were all bullshit. Now they're real!

**JaxFight** · 09-30-19 11:17

Yep, that is her.

Originally Posted by Doped [View Original Post]

Maybe this one?

https://jacksonville.skipthegames.co...t/877220911197

**UfGatorMan6969** · 09-29-19 20:44

Hi all,

I'm just not getting a true GFE vibe from most providers. Too robotical nowadays here. Do any of the sites like ashley madison actually work here in Jacksonville? What about others for sugar daddys or the type? These drug addicted psychos on STG and such are getting too much for me.

**Ayenjael** · 09-29-19 13:56

I used www.blinkhealth.com. You can either have it shipped or pick a pharmacy near by. Same setup as below, answer a few questions and a doctor will review it. I have mine sent and it's automatic sent 10 pills / month.

**MekaleKahi** · 09-29-19 13:33

Originally Posted by BigBeans [View Original Post]

So as I'm getting older I am noticing that I'm not lasting as long as sometimes having trouble getting it up just wondering if there's any advice on actual pills to help thanks be safe out there.

BlueChew, hands down. Legitimate American company, answer some brief questions on the website, choose your plan, and you'll get them in the mail within a week. This is absolutely what you're looking for, it's not some organic root powder nonsense, it's actual Sildenafil.

www.bluechew.com