The Woodshed

**Low Baller** · 01-23-24 11:57

Originally Posted by Solman816 [View Original Post]

I'm glad I generated a ton of interest; however, I have been informed that regular memebers have messagwd Orlo in attempt to see Sophia. Let me make it clear, if you do not have senior member by your name she will not see you. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. If you are not a senior member do not bother. Apologies if I did not make that clear enough earlier.

This Sophie hype is weird. I looked up the old postings on the Orlando trip, no pictures, no link just that she is great.

OK, I assume for that monger she is great, that everything is real. I am not doubting or saying anything negative!

But a working girl one guy likes may not be another monger's idea of anything but fair. And she only accepts senior members? Come on, being senior means nothing and proves nothing. A monger with 22 posts can be a senior. Weird. Why?

No pictures posted, even g-rated. Why?

No link posted. She has a handler and is a pro, so she has to have a listing somewhere. The original post here was from a monger in Jacksonville who was going to Orlando to try 2 different providers, one of which was this girl. So there must have been a link he used to originally find her. But no link has been posted here! And only senior members can get her number and they need to be pre-approved by her handler. Surely her Orlando posting does not require that!! So why is it required of us Jacksonville mongers? Are we so horrible and stinky that we are inferior to Orlando tourist mongers? Weird, weird that we never got a link to her! Why?

We need to then contact this providers handler and get accepted by him? Huh? Weird. Heck, any one jumping after her should have to pay a deposit of 5,000 coins as a good faith deposit so she will bless him by coming to tiny Jacksonville!

I have visited Orlando providers and while some providers are better than the JAX Mustang Road swans, Orlando has plenty of fugly swans posting and lots of filtered pics, spider bits and bs like we have here. Heck it is only a 2 hour drive, so if it is Monger Heaven then all mongers would be driving there weekly.

On top of that, there are no pictures of this provider that I can find, absolutely none. Why?

There is no menu of what she offers! None, nothing, nadda. Why?

Plus this string was not posted in the utr heading, it is in the general escort heading. Why?

Again, I am not doubting that this provider is real, but I am seeing a lot of endless hype via the way this is done for a provider no one knows what she looks like, no one has her link, etc. It just is weird and does not make sense. Yeah, lots of hype, insane amount of hype considering how unknown she is, and that is my point.

LB.

**Busta69** · 01-23-24 11:50

Originally Posted by PassingThru112 [View Original Post]

What's the criteria to be crowned "senior member"? If it's the amount of posts one makes, then I guess we should all get into more arguments with each other just so we can fill the required amount of posts. I see more bitching and moaning of disagreements of theses beautiful, trashy, ghosting, track marked, bug bit ladies than I do of actual reviews. And there's no pu $$why worth of having to be knighted as "senior member" just to enter the hot, stenchy, loose hole we so dearly love. Not a one is worth it! Rant over. YMMV.

That's a bit harsh, but very true. I totally agree with you and Neck. I gave this shit up about 10 years ago because I got sick of the vermin posting as acceptable providers. It's only gotten worse since then. I guess it's the thrill of the hunt that intrigues me. Anyway, I had over a thousand posts back then, but that really means nothing to someone you never met or have had no correspondence with. There are still guys on this form that I completely trust and consider friends. I know how they act with women only from speaking to Providers we have both visited. Other than that, being a senior member doesn't mean a damn thing. Consequently, jumping through these stupid hoops is not something I'm interested in. Also, this guy must be her Handler which give me pause as well. Just my two cents.

**PassingThru112** · 01-23-24 11:15

What's the criteria to be crowned "senior member"? If it's the amount of posts one makes, then I guess we should all get into more arguments with each other just so we can fill the required amount of posts. I see more bitching and moaning of disagreements of theses beautiful, trashy, ghosting, track marked, bug bit ladies than I do of actual reviews. And there's no pu $$why worth of having to be knighted as "senior member" just to enter the hot, stenchy, loose hole we so dearly love. Not a one is worth it! Rant over. YMMV.

Originally Posted by Solman816 [View Original Post]

I'm glad I generated a ton of interest; however, I have been informed that regular memebers have messagwd Orlo in attempt to see Sophia. Let me make it clear, if you do not have senior member by your name she will not see you. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. If you are not a senior member do not bother. Apologies if I did not make that clear enough earlier.

**NeckAuthority** · 01-23-24 10:32

Originally Posted by Solman816 [View Original Post]

I'm glad I generated a ton of interest; however, I have been informed that regular memebers have messagwd Orlo in attempt to see Sophia. Let me make it clear, if you do not have senior member by your name she will not see you. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. If you are not a senior member do not bother. Apologies if I did not make that clear enough earlier.

We know there are some providers under the guise as senior members. Also, "others" are under the guise as well. Its not like its hard. BTW what's this Sophia girl look like.

**Solman816** · 01-23-24 01:42

Originally Posted by Soliloquio [View Original Post]

Well said JK! Hope enough of us SOB's reach out through the proper channel. Would love to pound me some Sophia but I'm too busy here (or too lazy) to make the drive to Orlando.

I'm glad I generated a ton of interest; however, I have been informed that regular memebers have messagwd Orlo in attempt to see Sophia. Let me make it clear, if you do not have senior member by your name she will not see you. There are no ifs, ands, or buts. If you are not a senior member do not bother. Apologies if I did not make that clear enough earlier.

**Soliloquio** · 01-22-24 20:59

Originally Posted by Jk1739 [View Original Post]

You got to understand. Just by you saying you're down. Doesn't mean she will come. You have to get in touch with her mediator on here. Get on the Orlando UTR board. Find who controls her number. Contact them. That is how you will get her to come. She doesn't know you. She knows of the one person she's been with from Jacksonville. Chances are if she gets enough contact from you dirty SOB's she may come.

Just my 2 cents.

Well said JK! Hope enough of us SOB's reach out through the proper channel. Would love to pound me some Sophia but I'm too busy here (or too lazy) to make the drive to Orlando.

**Jk1739** · 01-22-24 20:07

Originally Posted by Busta69 [View Original Post]

His inbox is full.

Orlos inbox stays full. You just got to keep trying.

**Busta69** · 01-22-24 17:23

Originally Posted by Jk1739 [View Original Post]

You got to understand. Just by you saying you're down. Doesn't mean she will come. You have to get in touch with her mediator on here. Get on the Orlando UTR board. Find who controls her number. Contact them. That is how you will get her to come. She doesn't know you. She knows of the one person she's been with from Jacksonville. Chances are if she gets enough contact from you dirty SOB's she may come.

Just my 2 cents.

His inbox is full.

**Powerhouse100** · 01-01-24 15:19

Originally Posted by AMnnos [View Original Post]

I'm guessing he's the friendly neighborhood fucktard with the gazillion handles that posts the dumbest shit and keeps getting banned on the site. Joe likes them underaged so I'm sure it's the USASG rodent whos having wet dreams about the late Ronnie.

I had a feeling it was him. The questions he asked is unbelievable. It's like he's obssessed with wanting to know the details of my encounters with Ronnie. He will be ignored now!

**AMnnos** · 12-31-23 17:58

Originally Posted by Powerhouse100 [View Original Post]

Is anyone else getting PMs from this person saying that Ronnie was going to be his wife and some other strange stuff or is he just sending me dumb stuff?

I'm guessing he's the friendly neighborhood fucktard with the gazillion handles that posts the dumbest shit and keeps getting banned on the site. Joe likes them underaged so I'm sure it's the USASG rodent whos having wet dreams about the late Ronnie.

**Powerhouse100** · 12-31-23 02:59

Is anyone else getting PMs from this person saying that Ronnie was going to be his wife and some other strange stuff or is he just sending me dumb stuff?

**Jp127** · 11-15-23 00:54

Originally Posted by Junior23 [View Original Post]

Saw Alexadri earlier this week.

Comms to get set up were a little difficult. She mentioned having phone difficulties, and I get it, so I wasn't too bummed out.

Ended up picking her up from a location and taking her to a different spot. Wanted some privacy. Can definitely respect that, and appreciate it.

That's quite a review. You sound like a handsome, sexually talented, lothario (albeit long-winded). Just curious. Why do you have to pay for it?

**NflMongerv2** · 10-12-23 07:31

Originally Posted by LowBaller [View Original Post]

Sorry but most of the ads on Doublelist are fake or pure bs. I have had an account, a free one, for years and I post from time to time. Never got a word from anyone real. Several scammers trying to send me to houses in Fleming Island. Dumb asses, I do Google map searches and if they are sending me to an empty house for sale, I know it and do not go. Even heard from some couples, but the guy always wanted to meet first to check if I was real and see my cock. No way, just a bunch of gay trolls.

I too had a free account, connected with a woman looking to have her pussy eaten. She had what looked like a real girl next door appearance , even had a UF t shirt on so seemed legit. I told her I was in Ortega at the time so she said for me to come on because she is alone and horny. She gave address, I looked it up and it was a little house way off a deserted road. My tingly senses said that I'd likely show up for fun, I'd get knocked out, and wake up in an ice filled tub with one of my kidneys missing! I of course didn't go through with it. In the two years I've been on DL, I've had one encounter and that was with this freaky married AA woman. Her and I would meet up at random times and places for car fun until one particular time she happened to check her husbands location (thank God she did) and he was a few blocks away heading toward us. I quickly got out of there without incident but figured this was a sign from the man upstairs to not mess with married woman. I broke all ties with her and blocked her on my monger phone. All this to say, I agree that DL isn't all that!!

**Low Baller** · 10-11-23 17:45

Originally Posted by NeckAuthority [View Original Post]

Why the hell these nasty hoes asking if we eat the kitty. Never the sexy ones. Always the busted looking ones. It's one thing if find you attractive, and it just happens organically. Yet these nasty ones that's only good for a quick nut is really being urksome. Just a little rant LOL.

Also, is doublelist worth subscribing too? The ads on there look real.

Sorry but most of the ads on Doublelist are fake or pure bs. I have had an account, a free one, for years and I post from time to time. Never got a word from anyone real. Several scammers trying to send me to houses in Fleming Island. Dumb asses, I do Google map searches and if they are sending me to an empty house for sale, I know it and do not go. Even heard from some couples, but the guy always wanted to meet first to check if I was real and see my cock. No way, just a bunch of gay trolls.

**NeckAuthority** · 10-11-23 17:13

Why the hell these nasty hoes asking if we eat the kitty. Never the sexy ones. Always the busted looking ones. It's one thing if find you attractive, and it just happens organically. Yet these nasty ones that's only good for a quick nut is really being urksome. Just a little rant LOL.

Also, is doublelist worth subscribing too? The ads on there look real.