The Woodshed

**PDC90** · 05-02-24 18:04

Are the girls going to know that I got the BBC surgery? Hopefully they don't read the woodshed or they are going to find it AA has small cocks and get the BBC surgery to cover up for some personal issues like insecurities or body dismorphia. If any one else wants to gets this surgery let me know. I'm getting the ams 700 lgx, penuma, and my suspensory ligament cut. It should hang at a lower angle and be longer when I finish stretching.

**PDC90** · 05-02-24 17:59

I will see if I can get 2 girls. Hopefully my BBC will be hard enough to get the job done. None of that all go no show. 5,7? It's 21 cm implant. The ams 700 lgx. Lgx is for length and girth. It should come out to around 9 inches if I can pull and stretch like I'm suppose to. Yea, I have all the doctors and medical stuff in it phone. But first hand experience stuff is hard to find. Not too many brothas want to share this information. It's a secret or something. Insecure, embarrassed, maybe it doesn't get hard so if doesn't work? Who knows.

Originally Posted by VisitingHere [View Original Post]

Maybe go for two girls, so they can talk after you scamper off, like:

"Did you see how big that dick was?

"Yeah, he looked about 5'7". ".

Anyway, this doesn't seem like the appropriate forum for cock talk but I'm sure that's already in your search history so good luck finding the info you at least at like you want.

**Busta69** · 05-01-24 23:01

Originally Posted by TallBear [View Original Post]

With all due respect, gentlemen, you surely understand that global & national macroeconomic trends have absolutely nothing to do with the recently observed "hoeflation" beyond jumping onto the inflation bandwagon because, why not, it's the hustle of the day & everybody else is doing it too.

Then sanity returns. What we are seeing is a correction in the marketplace.

I would be more than happy to be wrong on this👌.

**TallBear** · 05-01-24 22:54

With all due respect, gentlemen, you surely understand that global & national macroeconomic trends have absolutely nothing to do with the recently observed "hoeflation" beyond jumping onto the inflation bandwagon because, why not, it's the hustle of the day & everybody else is doing it too.

Then sanity returns. What we are seeing is a correction in the marketplace.

Originally Posted by Busta69 [View Original Post]

I hope you're right Sir. At least about prices coming down, but with this persistent inflation I wouldn't count on it. I would consider it a personal favor if you asked permission before you borrow my word or phrase in the future

**Busta69** · 05-01-24 22:32

Originally Posted by MouthHunter [View Original Post]

These girls shall be starving soon. Save your shekels for the appropriate time!

I hope you're right Sir. At least about prices coming down, but with this persistent inflation I wouldn't count on it. I would consider it a personal favor if you asked permission before you borrow my word or phrase in the future

**MouthHunter** · 05-01-24 19:34

These girls shall be starving soon. Save your shekels for the appropriate time!

**Low Baller** · 05-01-24 11:39

Originally Posted by Pseudonymous [View Original Post]

One of my regulars started a 33% markup 2 months ago. Wouldn't even entertain negotiation. Now all of sudden she's back to her normal menu rates. Another one wouldn't answer the phone because she was so booked. Called me tonight begging for a date. Same story with a 3rd provider. I just realized 2 months ago these bitches probably got a tax refund for claiming children they DON'T take care of, along with regular day workers getting a refund and spending it to find a hole to fill. I'm one of the lucky Americans to pay taxes and not receive a refund. Now everyone back to being broke and my phone's ringing off the hook. Anyone else noticed this? I should have picked up on it sooner.

I am not sure what the reason is, but providers are reducing their prices. Even the up sale ones are still posting sky high rates, but they are accepting much lower prices when I offer less, much less!

Keep offering lower amounts mongers!

**VisitingHere** · 05-01-24 08:58

Originally Posted by PDC90 [View Original Post]

It started with a questions about male enhancement but no one. Plus I want to know if it's function. The surgery look like it don't give you a real hard cock. So it looks big but it will never feel big. I know a lot of brothas are born with small socks. I never seen a brotha born with a big one. But I know a lot of brothas get this BBC surgery. None of the brothas are open about this and they all keep this secret like it's a black thing. I'm being open about this and trying to break the mold of cocky BBc. So let me ask again does the BBC surgery actually give you a functional hard cock to have sex with or is it all show. Am I going to just show up to a escort. Hopefully she says it's too big and she can't take it. That's when I just leave my money and run because the truth is my big soft surgical cock isn't hard enough to have sex. At least I have a sense of fake confidence.

Maybe go for two girls, so they can talk after you scamper off, like:

"Did you see how big that dick was?

"Yeah, he looked about 5'7". ".

Anyway, this doesn't seem like the appropriate forum for cock talk but I'm sure that's already in your search history so good luck finding the info you at least at like you want.

**SupeDav** · 04-30-24 23:54

Originally Posted by Pseudonymous [View Original Post]

One of my regulars started a 33% markup 2 months ago. Wouldn't even entertain negotiation. Now all of sudden she's back to her normal menu rates. Another one wouldn't answer the phone because she was so booked. Called me tonight begging for a date. Same story with a 3rd provider. I just realized 2 months ago these bitches probably got a tax refund for claiming children they DON'T take care of, along with regular day workers getting a refund and spending it to find a hole to fill. I'm one of the lucky Americans to pay taxes and not receive a refund. Now everyone back to being broke and my phone's ringing off the hook. Anyone else noticed this? I should have picked up on it sooner.

LMAO. This is probably one of the best things I have read in here lately. I have noticed that they are so quick to respond now with somewhat normal rates. I still see a few hanging on to the high rates but soon things should hopefully continue to regulate.

**Pseudonymous** · 04-30-24 22:43

One of my regulars started a 33% markup 2 months ago. Wouldn't even entertain negotiation. Now all of sudden she's back to her normal menu rates. Another one wouldn't answer the phone because she was so booked. Called me tonight begging for a date. Same story with a 3rd provider. I just realized 2 months ago these bitches probably got a tax refund for claiming children they DON'T take care of, along with regular day workers getting a refund and spending it to find a hole to fill. I'm one of the lucky Americans to pay taxes and not receive a refund. Now everyone back to being broke and my phone's ringing off the hook. Anyone else noticed this? I should have picked up on it sooner.

**PDC90** · 04-30-24 21:14

You might now be capable. First off entertained and amused are synonyms.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/entertained

Try again.

The woodshed is for open discussion. The escort reports is specifically for escort reviews.

Try again.

The BBC surgery has you triggered. Don't hate because AAs do something about being small.

Originally Posted by Busta69 [View Original Post]

There's a difference between being entertained and being amused. Dude. IDC what you do or what your preferences are. But this is a forum to review working girls.

**PDC90** · 04-30-24 21:10

Banned or jail. Jail, really? Is that an AA joke? Do you think all AAs are a like? Maybe, maybe not. There's more questions, keep wondering. You have no idea. I'm trying to tell the truth at all AA are small, the BBC surgery is real. I'm here telling the truth. Showing people their options. Asking legitimate questions. And people are ashamed and embarrassed because I'm here be real and humble. I'm not here acting like I'm better than anyone.

Originally Posted by RedTalon [View Original Post]

PDC90 or whatever his moniker is was gone for over a year, then just pops up and spews a steady deluge of shit. Banned or jail, makes you wonder.

**Busta69** · 04-30-24 21:09

Originally Posted by PDC90 [View Original Post]

I asked you if you were entertained and you said no. You were irritated by the truth. Now in this post you're entertained? Ah OK, checkmate brotha.

There's a difference between being entertained and being amused. Dude. IDC what you do or what your preferences are. But this is a forum to review working girls.